(a nude bodybuilder being forced to put on a robe by Catholic officials in southern France, early 1200's)

At the dawn of the second millennium, rural France was seeing a nude muscle sports renaissance. MASSIVE HORSE COCKS, suffocating under heavy cloaks since the fall of the Roman Empire, were suddenly SPRINGING into the open. The new Albigensian or Cathar religion, preached by wandering clerics called Parfaits, was spreading through the countryside like wildfire. The Cathars taught that the material world was a battleground between good and evil - and that good needed all of the NUDE MUSCLE HUNKS it could muster.

Cathar rituals are mostly lost to us, but we know that to reach the highest order in the splinter religion, initiates underwent a process called consolation. During this ceremony, the initiate (who had spent the prior few months vigorously exercising with other men) completely disrobed. He then showed off his muscles, which he had developed through hard labor and the support of his companions. Then, if he were worthy, the POWER OF CHRIST would cause the initiate's FUCKSTICK to burst forth with HOT MAN JUICE. He would then gain the status of a parfait - French for a PERFECT MUSCLE STUD. He would swear off all physical contact with women, focusing solely on developing his MANHOOD with other ALPHA BEEF BOYS.

In Rome, Pope Innocent III was furious. Beneath all of his robes and embroidered papal underwear, this clothed cleric could not tolerate the chill Cathar attitude towards the world. He ordered a crusade against the Albigensians, and within twenty years they were all either killed or forced to put on pants, at swordpoint, by mercenary armies financed by opportunistic nobles who were hoping for a Papal grant of new land.

France would again become the center of naked muscle sports - centuries later, during the time of Napoleon III. Who knows how much more advanced naked bodybuilding would be today if the Abligenisan flower had been allowed to flourish. Perhaps we would have 30 inch cocks out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2833605&forum_id=2#27515616)

The IFNB museum houses a replica of the statute as originally envisioned by Michelangelo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2833605&forum_id=2#27516966)