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The greatest Chipotle LIFE HACK ITT!!

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....
Mind-boggling orchid elastic band
  05/22/15
wooooooah this is right up there with the guachack
Dark big nursing home dragon
  05/22/15
except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing
Mind-boggling orchid elastic band
  05/22/15
Explain this to me.
Aqua Irate Stage
  05/22/15
Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from...
stubborn harsh parlor weed whacker
  05/22/15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake
Irradiated Business Firm
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rose french hunting ground
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Fishy gaping
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Cyan Arousing Kitchen Yarmulke
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Rambunctious Scourge Upon The Earth
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self-centered topaz brethren orchestra pit
  01/16/18
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Dark big nursing home dragon
  01/17/18
u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the b...
vivacious chapel roast beef
  05/23/15
stop with ur lies
Dark big nursing home dragon
  06/06/15
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Mind-boggling orchid elastic band
  05/22/15
ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr...
costumed native
  05/22/15
holy shit
Purple sound barrier
  05/22/15
Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own bu...
Grizzly international law enforcement agency step-uncle's house
  05/22/15
Yep. This is what I do. Bowl with half chicken, half ste...
Maniacal wonderful field therapy
  05/22/15
Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly...
Fishy gaping
  05/23/15
180
Electric Laser Beams
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lake bespoke brunch pistol
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180 digit ratio
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rose french hunting ground
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laughsome lay
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sickened exhilarant trailer park mental disorder
  07/04/15
Rofl
submissive maize toilet seat
  11/12/15
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Rambunctious Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/25/16
HOLY SHIT! lol
Greedy Sanctuary Useless Brakes
  04/25/16
lmao
flirting heady factory reset button principal's office
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lake bespoke brunch pistol
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violet insecure stag film
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submissive maize toilet seat
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Maniacal wonderful field therapy
  01/16/18
please put guac in the bowl wait! no! oops.
razzle incel
  05/23/15
Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody cl...
180 digit ratio
  05/23/15
lmao
Dark big nursing home dragon
  06/06/15
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Maniacal wonderful field therapy
  07/04/15
I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even ...
Scarlet Range
  05/22/15
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Stimulating state
  05/23/15
Damn, you Jews are cheap...
Bearded twinkling uncleanness
  05/23/15
Been doing this since literally 2006
Narrow-minded Plaza Wrinkle
  05/23/15
Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when y...
Lascivious disturbing university mad cow disease
  05/23/15
Lol dude
submissive maize toilet seat
  05/30/15
180
Garnet French Chef Theater
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Cyan Arousing Kitchen Yarmulke
  05/30/15
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Maniacal wonderful field therapy
  06/06/15
(Chaim Pubeberg)
Rambunctious Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/25/16
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Maniacal wonderful field therapy
  05/30/15
Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarr...
chartreuse set immigrant
  05/30/15
Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.
Bonkers cerebral den
  06/06/15
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Cobalt odious stock car new version
  06/07/15
LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday ...
flatulent trip school cafeteria prole
  11/12/15
lol u guise are such losers
motley sapphire abode mad-dog skullcap
  06/06/15
?
Fishy gaping
  11/12/15
I just ask "can I get a little more" when they giv...
vibrant nofapping location striped hyena
  11/12/15
it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.
overrated temple trust fund
  11/12/15
lol for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't g...
vibrant nofapping location striped hyena
  11/12/15
"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in ...
Greedy Sanctuary Useless Brakes
  04/25/16
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Passionate Free-loading Personal Credit Line
  04/25/16
do you flutter your eyelashes at all?
Razzmatazz hilarious senate
  04/25/16
You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina...
Passionate Free-loading Personal Credit Line
  04/25/16
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Fishy gaping
  04/25/16
The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the not...
Provocative Aggressive Crackhouse Rigor
  04/25/16
ur source for guac tips since 2011
Fishy gaping
  04/25/16
LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thre...
Passionate Free-loading Personal Credit Line
  04/25/16
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Maniacal wonderful field therapy
  04/17/17
I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle si...
Mind-boggling orchid elastic band
  01/17/18
Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man i...
Mind-boggling orchid elastic band
  01/17/18


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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orchid elastic band

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....they can't help giving you more like 2/3rd to 3/4th portions of each...which gets you 1 and third to a half servings of meat.

Never tried thirds of three meats, but this might be THE ultimate hack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Dark big nursing home dragon

wooooooah

this is right up there with the guachack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orchid elastic band

except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944343)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 7:58 PM
Author: Aqua Irate Stage

Explain this to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27945864)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: stubborn harsh parlor weed whacker

Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from the spoon to your burrito you tell the guy that you don't want it anymore. The force of gravity has pulled the guac from the spoon to your burrito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946070)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: Irradiated Business Firm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946098)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: rose french hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: Fishy gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27951007)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Cyan Arousing Kitchen Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998917)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Rambunctious Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344303)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: self-centered topaz brethren orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171935)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Dark big nursing home dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35176027)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: vivacious chapel roast beef

u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the burrito or start over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950707)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Dark big nursing home dragon

stop with ur lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058553)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orchid elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: costumed native

ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944901)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: Purple sound barrier

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946017)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: Grizzly international law enforcement agency step-uncle's house

Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own burritos with more filling. Also can get free extra rice, beans, cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946775)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Maniacal wonderful field therapy

Yep. This is what I do.

Bowl with half chicken, half steak, and grilled veggies.

Two tortillas on the side

Corn, sour cream, and each of the three salsas on the side.

Cheese and lettuce go in the bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: Fishy gaping

Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly line right at one of the tables. Don't forget to ask for a side of aluminum foil!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949876)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Electric Laser Beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949971)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: lake bespoke brunch pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950143)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: 180 digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950189)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: rose french hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950199)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: laughsome lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257861)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: sickened exhilarant trailer park mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257866)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: submissive maize toilet seat

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166498)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Rambunctious Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344311)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: Greedy Sanctuary Useless Brakes

HOLY SHIT! lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344320)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: flirting heady factory reset button principal's office

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098401)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: lake bespoke brunch pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098471)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: violet insecure stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098569)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: submissive maize toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098577)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Maniacal wonderful field therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171922)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: razzle incel

please put guac in the bowl

wait! no! oops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949929)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: 180 digit ratio

Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody clocks you in the back of the head at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950193)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Dark big nursing home dragon

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058560)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 4:33 PM
Author: Maniacal wonderful field therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257753)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Scarlet Range

I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even I am not this cheap. Something to think about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946791)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Stimulating state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949968)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: Bearded twinkling uncleanness

Damn, you Jews are cheap...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949844)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Plaza Wrinkle

Been doing this since literally 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949910)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Lascivious disturbing university mad cow disease

Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when you are ordering your burrito. It's free as a side with your burrito.

Then order chips when you get to the register. They only charge you for chips and not chips & salsa. Saves you like 75 cents lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950464)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: submissive maize toilet seat

Lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998908)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Garnet French Chef Theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998913)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Cyan Arousing Kitchen Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998925)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Maniacal wonderful field therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057898)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: Rambunctious Scourge Upon The Earth

(Chaim Pubeberg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344324)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Maniacal wonderful field therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998893)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: chartreuse set immigrant

Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarrhoea 30 minutes after I eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27999119)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: Bonkers cerebral den

Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057959)



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Date: June 7th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Cobalt odious stock car new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058629)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: flatulent trip school cafeteria prole

LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday without any issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166509)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: motley sapphire abode mad-dog skullcap

lol u guise are such losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058543)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:24 AM
Author: Fishy gaping

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166482)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: vibrant nofapping location striped hyena

I just ask "can I get a little more" when they give me meat. They ALWAYS give another spoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166495)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: overrated temple trust fund

it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166506)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: vibrant nofapping location striped hyena

lol

for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't give a fuck and dint feel like arguing with someone over a spoon of meat. it's nothing to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166519)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: Greedy Sanctuary Useless Brakes

"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in my bowl."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344332)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: Passionate Free-loading Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344674)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hilarious senate

do you flutter your eyelashes at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344377)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:14 PM
Author: Passionate Free-loading Personal Credit Line

You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina you would starve to death, don't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344679)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: Fishy gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344299)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Provocative Aggressive Crackhouse Rigor

The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the notes / special orders for guac and other salsas on the side. It doesn't register on your order online bc you didn't click guac, and they almost never notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344548)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Fishy gaping

ur source for guac tips since 2011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344627)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Passionate Free-loading Personal Credit Line

LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thread is coming up with subversive methods to get more food when you can "just ask for more. "Yeah bitch I'm sure the male Chipotle servers will just givesfree shit to a bunch of NOWAG dudes.

LOL @ how clueless women are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344666)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Maniacal wonderful field therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098452)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orchid elastic band

I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35175985)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orchid elastic band

Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man it is disgusting...what was I thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35177041)