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Holy shit. I got a hooker pregnant

I've been fucking this cute escort bareback bi-weekly for th...
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/28/15
u have a wife/gf?
bat shit crazy black woman ape
  05/28/15
Fuck no. I'm a 20yo waiter. Picked up a cute girl at subway ...
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/28/15
just settle down with her man. make an honest woman out of h...
bat shit crazy black woman ape
  05/28/15
Serious? How the fuck am I gonna do that? I had so much life...
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/28/15
ur still young. u need to choose the path of virtue right fu...
bat shit crazy black woman ape
  05/28/15
Why is it all so black and white? Deciding between murdering...
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/28/15
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Wonderful Misunderstood Coffee Pot
  05/28/15
180
Mind-boggling stain
  03/03/16
you should marry her. she sounds like a whore with a golden ...
carmine confused parlour
  05/28/15
do you love each other
clear supple brunch
  05/28/15
I actually like her a lot and she acts really sweet despite ...
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/28/15
this thread is romantic as fuck
clear supple brunch
  05/28/15
lmao
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judgmental scarlet community account
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sinister deer antler private investor
  09/21/15
this has romcum written all over it, get a script
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  05/28/15
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haunting office double fault
  05/28/15
U need maury breh
rough-skinned turquoise stag film codepig
  05/28/15
Cr
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/28/15
23andme is pretty cheap, bro
beady-eyed azn
  05/28/15
lol...what did she think was going to happen? She must have ...
beady-eyed azn
  05/28/15
Anyway I could murder her and get away with it?
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/28/15
no if it's yours and she's not getting an abortion, you s...
beady-eyed azn
  05/28/15
Why? My family is going to LOL @ me with a terrible vengeanc...
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/28/15
if you really want to pay child support and abandon your kid...
beady-eyed azn
  05/28/15
I really wish they would disappear, honestly
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/28/15
do you love the bastard? already shopping for a crib, or wha...
violent avocado set hairy legs
  05/28/15
Do you think I'll be able to love whatever demon crawls from...
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/28/15
...and so the story of life continues. what a beautiful stor...
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180 soggy whorehouse cuck
  05/31/15
meh. if you don't have much income, the courts can't demand...
Infuriating hell party of the first part
  05/28/15
Ty. Would be a shame if I end up as an ass-whore as a result...
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/28/15
How did you get her to bareback? Extra cash?
Light chad prole
  05/28/15
She probably took a fancy to him. This sounds planned. (if n...
beady-eyed azn
  05/28/15
Second time I saw her we were making out and it got really i...
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/28/15
I was under the impression that people didn't usually make o...
beady-eyed azn
  05/28/15
Only whore I've kissed. She's really sweet. 19 and ran away ...
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/28/15
congrats! on the bright side, you'll still be in good sha...
beady-eyed azn
  05/28/15
most stories where the father abandons the child is that the...
violent avocado set hairy legs
  05/28/15
Cr. I'm doing his stupid ass a favor
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/28/15
yeah, he will become successful beyond his wildest dreams. i...
violent avocado set hairy legs
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180
Wonderful Misunderstood Coffee Pot
  05/28/15
Mommy's going to an abortionist to have your son's brain scr...
Sickened fortuitous meteor
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I sure hope so
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/28/15
(typical millennial)
Sickened fortuitous meteor
  05/28/15
*an xo poaster explodes from her torso*
clear supple brunch
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lol so underrated
vengeful center
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...
clear supple brunch
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Great flame but it should have been obvious at 20 yo waiter ...
fiercely-loyal comical travel guidebook
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I fuckng wish this was flame lil breh
Mauve Glittery Church Building
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I'm not a genie but your wish is granted
fiercely-loyal comical travel guidebook
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I literally spend half of my income on prostitutes. Pathetic...
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/28/15
Shut up
fiercely-loyal comical travel guidebook
  05/28/15
Eat a dick
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/28/15
Well now you're going to spend the other half on them too
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haunting office double fault
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180 highly underrated
Insanely creepy burgundy national security agency
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Lol'ing hard right now
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lol
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Deranged Gunner
  03/03/16
There are worse uses of one's income
haunting office double fault
  05/28/15
Does whore even know your full name? Change phone numbers...
contagious erotic windowlicker
  05/28/15
She knows my first name and where I work. I can't just up an...
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/28/15
Do what Saint Augustine did: kill her and then yourself.
bisexual passionate corner
  05/28/15
Have her carry the child to term and put it up for adoption....
cheese-eating lascivious rehab
  05/28/15
There is only one honorable thing to do. And it's not this.
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It's literally a win-win. Your genetic line continues, some ...
cheese-eating lascivious rehab
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TITOCR
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why not just nut on her face? anyway, your boys can swim,...
Aphrodisiac mentally impaired chapel
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She honestly sounds really sweet and you come off like a mon...
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Aphrodisiac mentally impaired chapel
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Mfcr
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LJL @ this bc of the poster
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heh.
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Screen grab the text breh. Not that I don't believe you, jus...
Honey-headed Factory Reset Button Hunting Ground
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seems correct lol at naive fools treating whores as perso...
Motley Pervert State
  05/28/15
IF YO GAME IS ON GIVE ME A CALL BOO
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ROFL. 373628483626837
pearly titillating indirect expression
  05/29/15
This thread seems like op is someone trying to act like an x...
Rebellious ebony mediation love of her life
  05/28/15
many things in it seem imaginary
Motley Pervert State
  05/28/15
So much ridiculous about this flame. How much do you think w...
dashing temple
  05/28/15
Nothing about this is flame or rediculous. 80 bucks is nothi...
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/28/15
I wish I had a hot 19 yo hooker who let me creampie her, tha...
Massive medicated stage
  05/28/15
*waiting for "this was flame btw" poast*
Mahogany wild yarmulke stock car
  05/28/15
sometimes its fun 2 engage with flame even tho u know its fl...
bat shit crazy black woman ape
  05/28/15
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Insanely creepy burgundy national security agency
  05/28/15
(flame enabler)
haunting office double fault
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dashing temple
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Boyish Den
  05/29/15
scholarship
clear supple brunch
  05/31/15
Just out of curiosity why would you out with a hooker? That ...
Insanely creepy burgundy national security agency
  05/28/15
Honestly? It feels good and I'm a fatalist
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/28/15
NOT FLAME
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/28/15
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multi-colored partner faggot firefighter
  05/29/15
Holy shit, he said not flame.
Maniacal Know-it-all Space
  05/29/15
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swashbuckling principal's office
  05/29/15
how much do you pay for sexx? marrying her could be cheaper
Slimy resort
  05/28/15
you're a fool if your reply text wasn't "flame"
Overrated school
  05/29/15
what's his name?
Trip Alcoholic Old Irish Cottage
  05/29/15
lol
vibrant flesh range
  05/29/15
odd flame
Harsh provocative cuckoldry shrine
  05/29/15
180
Maniacal Know-it-all Space
  05/29/15
Rape, I presume?
Motley Pervert State
  05/29/15
IM A FLAME GOD. TRIPPLE DIGITS NIGGERS
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/31/15
lol...no you aren't. It was pretty obvious this was flame si...
Obsidian sticky keepsake machete
  05/31/15
or poast with a sudo. thanks for that 100 bump tho faggot
Mauve Glittery Church Building
  05/31/15
Good job ITT. The title was a little over the top...also no...
green arrogant point boistinker
  05/31/15
nah
Topaz razzmatazz plaza
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...
180 soggy whorehouse cuck
  05/31/15
fantastic flame. real talent here. I look forward to more ...
Useless electric dog poop
  05/31/15
room for growth, imo
magenta adventurous roast beef
  05/31/15
update, I know you are flaming us with the admitted flame pr...
Insanely creepy burgundy national security agency
  06/09/15
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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:06 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

I've been fucking this cute escort bareback bi-weekly for the past couple months. She texted me last night "pregnant boo and it can only be you"

Wtf? I never pull out and shes not on BC so IDK why I thought this wouldn't happen? Should I just kill myself or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980278)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:07 AM
Author: bat shit crazy black woman ape

u have a wife/gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980280)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:09 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

Fuck no. I'm a 20yo waiter. Picked up a cute girl at subway yesterday--made out and got her number, but that's pointless now considering I have a fucking whoreson on the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980282)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:09 AM
Author: bat shit crazy black woman ape

just settle down with her man. make an honest woman out of her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980285)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:10 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

Serious? How the fuck am I gonna do that? I had so much life ahead of me brother...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980289)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:11 AM
Author: bat shit crazy black woman ape

ur still young. u need to choose the path of virtue right fuckin now. if u keep this shit up through ur late 20s u will be a fucking FREAK MONSTER like me and unable to live any sort of civilized life. take this as a sign from god and love that whore like ur own life depends on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980292)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:15 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

Why is it all so black and white? Deciding between murdering her or embracing her for the rest of my life? Where's the gray?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980303)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:16 AM
Author: Wonderful Misunderstood Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980306)



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Date: March 3rd, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#29972381)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:10 AM
Author: carmine confused parlour

you should marry her. she sounds like a whore with a golden heart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980287)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:08 AM
Author: clear supple brunch

do you love each other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980281)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:10 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

I actually like her a lot and she acts really sweet despite being a literal whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980286)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:11 AM
Author: clear supple brunch

this thread is romantic as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980291)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: Insanely creepy burgundy national security agency

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981318)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Spectacular french chef wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981381)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: dashing temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981820)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: sinister deer antler private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27984175)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: iridescent feces philosopher-king

LMAOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28802923)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:07 AM
Author: judgmental scarlet community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28802942)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: sinister deer antler private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28803562)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: Unhinged hairraiser digit ratio pisswyrm

this has romcum written all over it, get a script

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980695)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:49 AM
Author: haunting office double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981462)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:10 AM
Author: rough-skinned turquoise stag film codepig

U need maury breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980288)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:11 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980290)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed azn

23andme is pretty cheap, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980296)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed azn

lol...what did she think was going to happen? She must have secretly wanted this.

You should have known better, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980294)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:14 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

Anyway I could murder her and get away with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980299)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:16 AM
Author: beady-eyed azn

no

if it's yours and she's not getting an abortion, you should consider marrying her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980305)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:19 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

Why? My family is going to LOL @ me with a terrible vengeance. LOL @ going to reunions with my whore wife and whoreson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980314)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:20 AM
Author: beady-eyed azn

if you really want to pay child support and abandon your kid, go ahead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980315)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:21 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

I really wish they would disappear, honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980318)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:15 AM
Author: violent avocado set hairy legs

do you love the bastard? already shopping for a crib, or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980302)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:17 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

Do you think I'll be able to love whatever demon crawls from between her slovenly gash? I hope so brother, I hope so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980309)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:18 AM
Author: violent avocado set hairy legs

...and so the story of life continues. what a beautiful story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980313)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: 180 soggy whorehouse cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003837)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:20 AM
Author: Infuriating hell party of the first part

meh. if you don't have much income, the courts can't demand all that much support from you. my advice would actually be to quit your job and be an unemployed derelict/apparent street-person when your child support case goes to court.

that way, the judge will have little choice but to set a minimal basis for your payments. the worst thing to do is to reach temporarily above your station and have support amounts set on THOSE expectations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980316)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:23 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

Ty. Would be a shame if I end up as an ass-whore as a result tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980322)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:22 AM
Author: Light chad prole

How did you get her to bareback? Extra cash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980319)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:24 AM
Author: beady-eyed azn

She probably took a fancy to him. This sounds planned. (if not flame, of course)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980323)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:25 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

Second time I saw her we were making out and it got really intense. I stripped her down and we could both feel that we were actually making love. Just stuck it in bare and she moaned, like a whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980326)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:27 AM
Author: beady-eyed azn

I was under the impression that people didn't usually make out with their whores. Seems odder to me than just sticking the cock in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980332)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:32 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

Only whore I've kissed. She's really sweet. 19 and ran away from home at 18, IDK brother we just really hit it off. I was thinking I might be in love with her but I never planned on her dumbass getting pregnant. This is so fukt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980341)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed azn

congrats!

on the bright side, you'll still be in good shape when you have grandkids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980347)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:22 AM
Author: violent avocado set hairy legs

most stories where the father abandons the child is that the child wants nothing to do with the father if they are successful. im thinking steve jobs, quentin taranitno, eminem. they really get butthurt it seems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980320)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:26 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

Cr. I'm doing his stupid ass a favor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980329)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:29 AM
Author: violent avocado set hairy legs

yeah, he will become successful beyond his wildest dreams. if he has a dad around, and a whore for a mom, thats just spells trouble. he wont make it in this world. if its a she, it will probably end up twerking on youtube or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980334)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:22 AM
Author: Wonderful Misunderstood Coffee Pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980321)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:37 AM
Author: Sickened fortuitous meteor

Mommy's going to an abortionist to have your son's brain scrambled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980350)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:43 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

I sure hope so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980360)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Sickened fortuitous meteor

(typical millennial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980670)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:44 AM
Author: clear supple brunch

*an xo poaster explodes from her torso*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980361)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: vengeful center

lol so underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980690)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: clear supple brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981328)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 7:37 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal comical travel guidebook

Great flame but it should have been obvious at 20 yo waiter who fucks hookers on the reg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980432)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

I fuckng wish this was flame lil breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980460)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal comical travel guidebook

I'm not a genie but your wish is granted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980470)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:10 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

I literally spend half of my income on prostitutes. Pathetic as it is, it's not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980472)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:19 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal comical travel guidebook

Shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980478)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:27 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

Eat a dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980481)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: aromatic sneaky criminal kitchen

Well now you're going to spend the other half on them too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981313)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: haunting office double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981377)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Insanely creepy burgundy national security agency

180 highly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981379)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:37 AM
Author: Maniacal Know-it-all Space

Lol'ing hard right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987720)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: fantasy-prone mental disorder dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003785)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: Topaz razzmatazz plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003883)



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Date: September 20th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Maniacal Know-it-all Space

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28798471)



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Date: March 3rd, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Deranged Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#29972392)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: haunting office double fault

There are worse uses of one's income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981380)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:19 AM
Author: contagious erotic windowlicker

Does whore even know your full name?

Change phone numbers and move to a new city, then you'll never see her again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980477)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:29 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

She knows my first name and where I work. I can't just up and leave because I live with my parents and have zero personal finance skills. Best case scenario would be murder-suicide I think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980483)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:38 AM
Author: bisexual passionate corner

Do what Saint Augustine did: kill her and then yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980505)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:41 AM
Author: cheese-eating lascivious rehab

Have her carry the child to term and put it up for adoption. There are no shortage of parents who would happily give it a good home in an upper middle class setting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980510)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:43 AM
Author: bisexual passionate corner

There is only one honorable thing to do. And it's not this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980514)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:44 AM
Author: cheese-eating lascivious rehab

It's literally a win-win. Your genetic line continues, some family gets the kid they've been dreaming of for years, your kid likely has a better life than you, and you're not on the hook for any of the parenting or costs.

Seriously, most adoption agencies will even pay the medical bills for the birth and the pregnancy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980515)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: exciting pontificating milk boiling water

TITOCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003964)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:44 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac mentally impaired chapel

why not just nut on her face?

anyway, your boys can swim, congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980516)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:44 AM
Author: Boyish Den

She honestly sounds really sweet and you come off like a monster. You should celebrate this miracle and use it as inspiration to live for something greater than your base desires. This woman is your destiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980517)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:47 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac mentally impaired chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980522)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:07 AM
Author: coral locus idea he suggested

Mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28802937)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 3:11 AM
Author: navy floppy library laser beams

LJL @ this bc of the poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28803220)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:55 AM
Author: idiotic sanctuary place of business

heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980538)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 9:10 AM
Author: Honey-headed Factory Reset Button Hunting Ground

Screen grab the text breh. Not that I don't believe you, just could use a LOL. Even if ur flame, come up with a good fake text.

Also that text went out to literally 180 bros. Someone (or ideally several) will step up and front her some cash. Unfortunately she'll tragically lose the baby in a month or two.

SOURCE: been there done that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980575)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Motley Pervert State

seems correct

lol at naive fools treating whores as persons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980749)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: Stubborn orchestra pit degenerate

IF YO GAME IS ON GIVE ME A CALL BOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980776)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: histrionic sexy stead foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981294)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:35 AM
Author: pearly titillating indirect expression

ROFL. 373628483626837

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987701)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 10:00 AM
Author: Rebellious ebony mediation love of her life

This thread seems like op is someone trying to act like an xo poaster. Something "off" about it. Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980794)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 10:02 AM
Author: Motley Pervert State

many things in it seem imaginary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980809)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: dashing temple

So much ridiculous about this flame. How much do you think whores cost? How much do you think waiters make? How many whores do BBFS? A 20 year old waiter would be on tinder chasing chubby 6s, not paying escorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981147)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

Nothing about this is flame or rediculous. 80 bucks is nothing even for me, and I already explained that we didn't even discuss bareback full service--it just happened.

How much do u think waiters make? I make 100+ on good nights brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27982021)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:21 AM
Author: Massive medicated stage

I wish I had a hot 19 yo hooker who let me creampie her, that sounds even better than a gf. =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981274)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: Mahogany wild yarmulke stock car

*waiting for "this was flame btw" poast*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981354)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: bat shit crazy black woman ape

sometimes its fun 2 engage with flame even tho u know its flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981382)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Insanely creepy burgundy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981390)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: haunting office double fault

(flame enabler)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981467)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: dashing temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981822)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:37 AM
Author: Boyish Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987719)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: clear supple brunch

scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003783)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: Insanely creepy burgundy national security agency

Just out of curiosity why would you out with a hooker? That is like eating out a hooker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981389)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

Honestly? It feels good and I'm a fatalist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27982033)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 1:00 PM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

NOT FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981974)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:30 AM
Author: multi-colored partner faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987667)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Maniacal Know-it-all Space

Holy shit, he said not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987729)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: swashbuckling principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987748)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: Slimy resort

how much do you pay for sexx? marrying her could be cheaper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27984194)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: Overrated school

you're a fool if your reply text wasn't "flame"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987680)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: Trip Alcoholic Old Irish Cottage

what's his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987682)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:35 AM
Author: vibrant flesh range

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987705)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Harsh provocative cuckoldry shrine

odd flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987716)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:40 AM
Author: Maniacal Know-it-all Space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987733)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:49 AM
Author: Motley Pervert State

Rape, I presume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987768)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 7:59 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

IM A FLAME GOD. TRIPPLE DIGITS NIGGERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003664)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 9:37 AM
Author: Obsidian sticky keepsake machete

lol...no you aren't. It was pretty obvious this was flame since only low IQ tards would engage in such risky behavior with a fucking hooker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003781)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

or poast with a sudo. thanks for that 100 bump tho faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003795)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: green arrogant point boistinker

Good job ITT. The title was a little over the top...also no one who fucks whores calls them hookers. But the execution in the thread was very well done. Her text was super believable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003840)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 10:29 AM
Author: Topaz razzmatazz plaza

nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003893)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: 180 soggy whorehouse cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003896)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 10:16 AM
Author: Useless electric dog poop

fantastic flame. real talent here. I look forward to more of your work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003845)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: magenta adventurous roast beef

room for growth, imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003897)



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Date: June 9th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Insanely creepy burgundy national security agency

update, I know you are flaming us with the admitted flame pronouncement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28078024)



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Date: June 9th, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building

Holy shit. Flame within flame? This OP is a real fucking freak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28078124)



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Date: September 20th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28798402)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:02 AM
Author: judgmental scarlet community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28802911)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28802957)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 9:31 PM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#29286719)



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Date: March 3rd, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Mauve Glittery Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#29972369)