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montage of doobs in 1L fall semester, set to Venessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek#t=20s First, we...
Silver gaming laptop lodge
  10/11/15
a rare laugh
Bisexual locale
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odious garrison
  10/11/15
Would any firm hire someone who has said racist stuff on xox...
trip thirsty headpube
  10/11/15
How would a law firm find out about it?
Garnet indirect expression stage
  10/11/15
Have you tried Googling his real name?
talented azn orchestra pit
  10/15/15
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cerise fortuitous meteor legend
  11/05/15
how would he survive a screening interview beyond his ordina...
Naked Costumed Potus Affirmative Action
  10/11/15
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Silver gaming laptop lodge
  10/11/15
highly enjoyable
Poppy thriller parlor
  10/11/15
I need MORE of this and NOW
Burgundy Crusty Den Becky
  10/11/15
jfc
Naked Costumed Potus Affirmative Action
  10/11/15
if attidood is posting his stuff again, i am going to return...
heady box office
  10/11/15
let's do this, bruh
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LOL @ that ginger freak
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Silver gaming laptop lodge
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  10/21/15
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Burgundy Crusty Den Becky
  10/21/15
180 lost my shit at the ending
exhilarant heaven
  10/21/15
180
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  10/21/15
laughed
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big slippery sweet tailpipe
  10/24/15
woefully underrated
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  11/05/15
9837498373975348975834759834. Best thing I've read all week...
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startling judgmental library selfie
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I remember when this song came out thinking she was not very...
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talented azn orchestra pit
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Bat-shit-crazy hissy fit regret
  12/01/15
God damn it I was CERTAIN that i was OP
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richard clock
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Attidood is 180
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talented azn orchestra pit
  05/28/17
LOL
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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Silver gaming laptop lodge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek#t=20s

First, we see a hopeful doobs pulling onto campus with a U-Haul hitched to his car. It's a perfect late-summer day and the campus is bustling. He is wearing a gray "State U" t-shirt.

Next, we see doobs sheepishly apologizing to a classmate as he stumbles into his seat in a lecture hall, awkwardly clutching a stack of casebooks. We see the professor pose a question to the class, and the students on either side of doobs raise their hands, but doobs doesn't. Doobs looks confused, and he thumbs through his casebook as he listens to his classmate's answer.

Next, we see doobs lurking in the hallway outside the professor's office. The professor rounds the corner and is visibly surprised to see doobs there, and quickly glances at his watch. He regains his composure and invites doobs into his office.

Next, we see doobs alone in his room, burning the midnight oil. There is a "STATE U" pennant on the wall behind him. He is twirling a pencil in his hand, reading cases by the light of a single lamp. He is deep in thought.

Next, we see doobs in class. This time he raises his hand, and the professor smiles and calls on him. The professor nods approvingly as he listens to doobs' answer.

Next, we see doobs hanging out with classmates on the quad. We can see that he is starting to settle in. The group is sharing a laugh, a small bit of well-earned downtime from the rigors of 1L.

Next, we see doobs in a filthy bus station bathroom blowing a line of QUICK off of a toilet seat.

Next, we see doobs in class, he looks slightly disheveled. The professor calls on him, and has a puzzled look on his face as he listens to doobs' answer.

Next, we see doobs walking across the quad with a classmate. It is fall. The classmate looks slightly uncomfortable. Doobs' sweatshirt has a large stain across the front. His hair is greasy and dirty. Doobs is talking, and his classmate laughs nervously. When doobs grins we can see that one of his front teeth is missing.

Next, we see doobs squatting near a row of bushes outside of a nice suburban home. A car pulls into the driveway and doobs ducks down behind the bushes so he won't be seen. The camera pans across the yard and we see doobs' professor and his family exiting the car and walking into the house.

Next, we see doobs in his room, studying again. He closes his casebook and takes a monster hit off of his TWACK pipe. He has a large smear of blood across the side of his head, which he doesn't seem to be aware of.

Next, we see doobs in the Dean's office with the Dean and the professor. They look very concerned, listening to doobs explain something. When the camera moves around to doobs' face, we see that he now has a large bar-shaped septum piercing.

Next, we see doobs walking across the snowy campus and into the exam hall, where he finds a seat. He takes a deep breath as he opens his exam booklet. The camera pans to the clock on the wall, and the hands fast-forward three hours. The camera pans back, and we see doobs, asleep in his chair with a puddle of urine on the floor below him. There is a thin trickle of dried blood under his nose.

Next, we see doobs standing around a flaming metal drum with several vagrants. They are all laughing, puffing on their TiNa pipes and warming their hands over the fire. One man is unconscious on the ground, but no one seems concerned.

Next, we see doobs in the Dean's office again. The Dean is obviously delivering bad news, but doobs doesn't react. He is emaciated, red-eyed, and his face is covered in sores.

Next, we see doobs sitting on the bed in a filthy motel room. The bathroom door opens and a shirtless man comes out. He is holding a hunting knife and he delicately pokes the tip into a small baggie in his hand, and extends the knife towards doobs, who eagerly snorts the bump of GO FAST off the tip. The camera begins backing out of the room, and before the door shuts, we see doobs stand up and begin to unbutton his pants.

Next, we see doobs pulling his car up to a big row of mailboxes on campus. Doobs pulls several pieces of mail out of his box, and is excited to see that one letter is from Cravath. He quickly rips the envelope open and removes the letter. As he reads it, a grin slowly creeps across his face. We now see that nearly all of his teeth are missing or rotting out. Doobs laughs and drops the letter to the ground, and he gets into his car. The camera moves down to the letter, and the words slowly come into focus. "...highly irregular for us to take this kind of action, but we are required by law to inform you that you will be arrested if you attempt to make any further contact with the firm. We regret that such measures are necessary but..." In the background we see doobs' car pull away, U-Haul attached. A gust of wind blows the letter up into the air and away, across center campus. The music fades out.



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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:30 PM
Author: Bisexual locale

a rare laugh

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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:08 AM
Author: odious garrison



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:10 AM
Author: trip thirsty headpube

Would any firm hire someone who has said racist stuff on xoxohth

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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Garnet indirect expression stage

How would a law firm find out about it?

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Date: October 15th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: talented azn orchestra pit

Have you tried Googling his real name?

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Date: November 5th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: cerise fortuitous meteor legend



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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Naked Costumed Potus Affirmative Action

how would he survive a screening interview beyond his ordinary ability in the first place?

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Date: October 11th, 2015 4:04 PM
Author: Silver gaming laptop lodge



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Date: October 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Poppy thriller parlor

highly enjoyable

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Date: October 11th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: Burgundy Crusty Den Becky

I need MORE of this and NOW

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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: Naked Costumed Potus Affirmative Action

jfc

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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: heady box office

if attidood is posting his stuff again, i am going to return to full blown megapoasting

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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: Silver gaming laptop lodge

let's do this, bruh

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Date: October 11th, 2015 8:29 PM
Author: Silver gaming laptop lodge



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Date: October 15th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Silver gaming laptop lodge



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Date: October 15th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: soggy appetizing masturbator brunch



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Date: October 15th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Lilac tantric native

LOL @ that ginger freak

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Date: October 15th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: talented azn orchestra pit

180

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Date: October 15th, 2015 7:15 PM
Author: Silver gaming laptop lodge



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Date: October 21st, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Silver gaming laptop lodge



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Date: October 21st, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: Burgundy Crusty Den Becky

MORE

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Date: October 21st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: exhilarant heaven

180 lost my shit at the ending

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Date: October 21st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: vigorous dragon boltzmann

180

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Date: October 21st, 2015 7:41 PM
Author: electric kink-friendly institution stock car

laughed

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Date: October 24th, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: big slippery sweet tailpipe



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Date: November 5th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: talented azn orchestra pit

woefully underrated



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Date: November 5th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: startling judgmental library selfie

9837498373975348975834759834. Best thing I've read all week.

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Date: November 5th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: startling judgmental library selfie



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Date: November 5th, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Iridescent nubile bawdyhouse background story

I remember when this song came out thinking she was not very attractive. Now 20 years older, watching this vid... I would ravage her cunnus.

Doobs references were 180

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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle underhanded private investor hell



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Date: December 1st, 2015 5:54 PM
Author: talented azn orchestra pit



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Date: December 1st, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy hissy fit regret



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Date: December 1st, 2015 9:51 PM
Author: disrespectful gas station

God damn it I was CERTAIN that i was OP

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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: clear curious parlour



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:48 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:53 PM
Author: glassy galvanic ticket booth sneaky criminal

Attidood is 180

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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: talented azn orchestra pit



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)

LOL

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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:29 PM
Author: Gay swashbuckling idiot



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Date: May 28th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: translucent set

holy fuck lol

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Date: June 25th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: clear curious parlour



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Date: September 19th, 2017 8:15 AM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



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Date: September 19th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: sinister water buffalo



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Date: September 19th, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Irradiated jade dilemma



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Fuchsia aromatic sandwich faggotry



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Date: November 4th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: talented azn orchestra pit



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Date: June 4th, 2019 12:31 AM
Author: talented azn orchestra pit



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Date: October 1st, 2019 1:08 PM
Author: clear curious parlour



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