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montage of doobs in 1L fall semester, set to Venessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek#t=20s First, we...
Confused Concupiscible Theater Stage
  10/11/15
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Have you tried Googling his real name?
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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Confused Concupiscible Theater Stage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek#t=20s

First, we see a hopeful doobs pulling onto campus with a U-Haul hitched to his car. It's a perfect late-summer day and the campus is bustling. He is wearing a gray "State U" t-shirt.

Next, we see doobs sheepishly apologizing to a classmate as he stumbles into his seat in a lecture hall, awkwardly clutching a stack of casebooks. We see the professor pose a question to the class, and the students on either side of doobs raise their hands, but doobs doesn't. Doobs looks confused, and he thumbs through his casebook as he listens to his classmate's answer.

Next, we see doobs lurking in the hallway outside the professor's office. The professor rounds the corner and is visibly surprised to see doobs there, and quickly glances at his watch. He regains his composure and invites doobs into his office.

Next, we see doobs alone in his room, burning the midnight oil. There is a "STATE U" pennant on the wall behind him. He is twirling a pencil in his hand, reading cases by the light of a single lamp. He is deep in thought.

Next, we see doobs in class. This time he raises his hand, and the professor smiles and calls on him. The professor nods approvingly as he listens to doobs' answer.

Next, we see doobs hanging out with classmates on the quad. We can see that he is starting to settle in. The group is sharing a laugh, a small bit of well-earned downtime from the rigors of 1L.

Next, we see doobs in a filthy bus station bathroom blowing a line of QUICK off of a toilet seat.

Next, we see doobs in class, he looks slightly disheveled. The professor calls on him, and has a puzzled look on his face as he listens to doobs' answer.

Next, we see doobs walking across the quad with a classmate. It is fall. The classmate looks slightly uncomfortable. Doobs' sweatshirt has a large stain across the front. His hair is greasy and dirty. Doobs is talking, and his classmate laughs nervously. When doobs grins we can see that one of his front teeth is missing.

Next, we see doobs squatting near a row of bushes outside of a nice suburban home. A car pulls into the driveway and doobs ducks down behind the bushes so he won't be seen. The camera pans across the yard and we see doobs' professor and his family exiting the car and walking into the house.

Next, we see doobs in his room, studying again. He closes his casebook and takes a monster hit off of his TWACK pipe. He has a large smear of blood across the side of his head, which he doesn't seem to be aware of.

Next, we see doobs in the Dean's office with the Dean and the professor. They look very concerned, listening to doobs explain something. When the camera moves around to doobs' face, we see that he now has a large bar-shaped septum piercing.

Next, we see doobs walking across the snowy campus and into the exam hall, where he finds a seat. He takes a deep breath as he opens his exam booklet. The camera pans to the clock on the wall, and the hands fast-forward three hours. The camera pans back, and we see doobs, asleep in his chair with a puddle of urine on the floor below him. There is a thin trickle of dried blood under his nose.

Next, we see doobs standing around a flaming metal drum with several vagrants. They are all laughing, puffing on their TiNa pipes and warming their hands over the fire. One man is unconscious on the ground, but no one seems concerned.

Next, we see doobs in the Dean's office again. The Dean is obviously delivering bad news, but doobs doesn't react. He is emaciated, red-eyed, and his face is covered in sores.

Next, we see doobs sitting on the bed in a filthy motel room. The bathroom door opens and a shirtless man comes out. He is holding a hunting knife and he delicately pokes the tip into a small baggie in his hand, and extends the knife towards doobs, who eagerly snorts the bump of GO FAST off the tip. The camera begins backing out of the room, and before the door shuts, we see doobs stand up and begin to unbutton his pants.

Next, we see doobs pulling his car up to a big row of mailboxes on campus. Doobs pulls several pieces of mail out of his box, and is excited to see that one letter is from Cravath. He quickly rips the envelope open and removes the letter. As he reads it, a grin slowly creeps across his face. We now see that nearly all of his teeth are missing or rotting out. Doobs laughs and drops the letter to the ground, and he gets into his car. The camera moves down to the letter, and the words slowly come into focus. "...highly irregular for us to take this kind of action, but we are required by law to inform you that you will be arrested if you attempt to make any further contact with the firm. We regret that such measures are necessary but..." In the background we see doobs' car pull away, U-Haul attached. A gust of wind blows the letter up into the air and away, across center campus. The music fades out.



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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:30 PM
Author: Cobalt Drunken Trailer Park

a rare laugh

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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:08 AM
Author: ultramarine dragon crackhouse



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:10 AM
Author: submissive spot legal warrant

Would any firm hire someone who has said racist stuff on xoxohth

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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good round eye

How would a law firm find out about it?

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Date: October 15th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: anal main people hell

Have you tried Googling his real name?

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Date: November 5th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Electric coral partner queen of the night



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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Carnelian Outnumbered Dilemma

how would he survive a screening interview beyond his ordinary ability in the first place?

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Date: October 11th, 2015 4:04 PM
Author: Confused Concupiscible Theater Stage



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Date: October 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: duck-like henna tanning salon

highly enjoyable

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Date: October 11th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: buff startling nursing home

I need MORE of this and NOW

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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: Carnelian Outnumbered Dilemma

jfc

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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Curious dopamine milk

if attidood is posting his stuff again, i am going to return to full blown megapoasting

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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: Confused Concupiscible Theater Stage

let's do this, bruh

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Date: October 11th, 2015 8:29 PM
Author: Confused Concupiscible Theater Stage



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Date: October 15th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Confused Concupiscible Theater Stage



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Date: October 15th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Disgusting Coldplay Fan Library



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Date: October 15th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: zombie-like tank codepig

LOL @ that ginger freak

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Date: October 15th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: anal main people hell

180

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Date: October 15th, 2015 7:15 PM
Author: Confused Concupiscible Theater Stage



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Date: October 21st, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Confused Concupiscible Theater Stage



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Date: October 21st, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: buff startling nursing home

MORE

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Date: October 21st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: maize insecure institution philosopher-king

180 lost my shit at the ending

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Date: October 21st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: crimson casino giraffe

180

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Date: October 21st, 2015 7:41 PM
Author: Mauve legend space

laughed

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Date: October 24th, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic floppy fortuitous meteor sandwich



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Date: November 5th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: anal main people hell

woefully underrated



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Date: November 5th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Translucent Multi-colored Affirmative Action Chad

9837498373975348975834759834. Best thing I've read all week.

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Date: November 5th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Translucent Multi-colored Affirmative Action Chad



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Date: November 5th, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: lascivious bipolar locale wagecucks

I remember when this song came out thinking she was not very attractive. Now 20 years older, watching this vid... I would ravage her cunnus.

Doobs references were 180

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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: motley mewling sex offender stock car



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Date: December 1st, 2015 5:54 PM
Author: anal main people hell



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Date: December 1st, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: bat shit crazy generalized bond



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Date: December 1st, 2015 9:51 PM
Author: Salmon office

God damn it I was CERTAIN that i was OP

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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: Amethyst odious trust fund



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:48 PM
Author: Maroon razzmatazz ratface



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:53 PM
Author: Vivacious rusted market azn

Attidood is 180

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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: anal main people hell



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: exhilarant locus coffee pot

LOL

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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pozpig indirect expression



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Date: May 28th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Supple mildly autistic national security agency

holy fuck lol

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Date: June 25th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Amethyst odious trust fund



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Date: September 19th, 2017 8:15 AM
Author: exhilarant locus coffee pot



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Date: September 19th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: Titillating Stag Film Ape



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Date: September 19th, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Effete House Clown



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: exhilarant locus coffee pot



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: pale brunch



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Date: November 4th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: anal main people hell



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Date: June 4th, 2019 12:31 AM
Author: anal main people hell



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Date: October 1st, 2019 1:08 PM
Author: Amethyst odious trust fund



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