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Ethnicities that exhibit "Tits on a Stick" body type
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:01 PM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo as the board's resident boobologist I have done much research and devote much thought to this matter.
The TOAS is quite rare in the wild (sorry, Ironside, implants don't count)and she is mainly relegated to a few parts of the world. Here are the ethnicities:
Indian
Slavic
American black
Ethiopian
This is it. BTW, the TOAS is a girl who is skinny as fuck but has huge tits, if the name itself is unclear.
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:05 PM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34352833) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:06 PM Author: anal voyeur queen of the night Idk BS I get the impression this is one of your subtle attempts at self-promotion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34352838) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:09 PM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo I'm not TOAS unfortunately. I'm too big boned and wide framed. :(. I worship this type though
oh, and none of my self promotion is subtle. :) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 12:24 AM Author: Swollen Pisswyrm Why do you worship it? Isn't classic hourglass more attractive than TOAS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34353605) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 12:42 AM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo look at the reaction of board males whenever one is poster
guys go crazy for it...like Kate upon before she got fat |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 5:47 AM Author: Swollen Pisswyrm Sure guys love slender girls with huge boobs.
But I stand with Julia on the importance of waist to hip ratio as well.
A slender girl with big boobs and high WtH is not as attractive as a slender girl with big boobs and low WtH. She won't have large hips, they will just be noticeably larger than her slim waist.
If there was one criticism the bort made of Kate Upton even before she got fat it was that she was sort of straight up and down except for her boobs. In her pics she's always thrusting one hip out and arching her back to give her more of an illusion of lower body curves. |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 7:45 AM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo I don't know. I've never been a fan of a hippy look. to me, it doesn't really matter how big the girls hips are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34354423) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 9:20 AM Author: Swollen Pisswyrm I don't mean having hips as in being noticeably hippy, I mean in having defined hips as compared to your more slender waist.
I've always liked that look but I'm probably just promoting my own body type.
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 9:34 AM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo i think my tastes were developed in high school
the hottest girl in our class was this slavic girl with shoulderlength blonde hair and blue eyes. she was very skinny and had nothing in the way of ass or hips and her legs were really skinny, but she had these huge boobs that just overwhelmed her figure. the guys LOVED her
it was tradition at my high school to do senior crush day (make a list of people you had crushes on over the years and post it on this wall). like 75% of the guys chose her. im trying to find a pic of her.
EDIT:
https://imgur.com/a/oPvK2 |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 9:40 AM Author: Unhinged Cerebral State Jewess are you the one on the right in the 1st pic? :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34354799) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 9:41 AM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo lol no we werent good friends
she was a goddess, i was just a regular person |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 9:42 AM Author: Unhinged Cerebral State Jewess she is smoking hot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34354808) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 10:01 AM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo https://imgur.com/a/oPvK2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34354906) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 9:43 AM Author: Unhinged Cerebral State Jewess oh this is blue smoke, you’re also hot in that pic from the other day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34354817) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 9:44 AM Author: Swollen Pisswyrm She is really attractive but she doesn't look that skinny, she has thighs and lower body curves.
You can have a nice WtH ratio without a butt that noticeably sticks out behind you.
PS: cannot resist commenting that blue eyed blonde haired slavic girls are of course an attractive type but of course not the only attractive type. |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo i was trying to find a better pic but i cant
trust me, she -in high school at least, maybe she gained weight- is skinny as fuck and has big tits and no hips |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 9:42 AM Author: Wonderful senate Thin Hourglass is pretty much the ideal. That's why 36-24-36 are the measurements we all know by heart. Big hips/ no tits is just as bad as big tits/no hips. Both are disproportionate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34354810) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 9:44 AM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo no way is big tits and no hips as bad as big hips no tits
the former can be a model, as evinced by kate upton
no one likes that flat-chested pear type. this type runs out to get implants |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 9:47 AM Author: Swollen Pisswyrm I mostly agree on your first sentence. Flatchested is just unfortunate.
But having good WtH ratio says nothing about whether you have boobs or not. |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 9:50 AM Author: Wonderful senate Of course it's just as bad. The latter are far more fertile. Big hips are one of the prime indicators of reproductive fitness and high estrogen levels. High T guys dig this - just look at any rap or salsa video. Hell, Pitbull's song " culo@ is about this - the chorus roughly says " It doesn't matter if you're flat chested, so long as you have a thick lower body". I tend to agree with this statement. It's partly aesthetic/cultural , and partly biology. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34354845) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 9:53 AM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo i dont think this really plays out irl
ask 100 women whether theyd rather thave tits and no hips or no tits and hips and im sure most women would rather have tits. this is why implants are so popular.
i also think most guys would rather have a chick with tits and no hips than a flat-chested pear shaped one. you will never see a girl like that in victorias secret or on sports illustrated whereas the former models in venues like that all the time.
also, about that song i think he made it to be popular with women. women would not like a song that said "you have to be skinny and have huge tits." he was shouting out to the common woman. baby got back does the same. like, you dont have to be the playboy/hollywood ideal, normal women are hot too. |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 9:55 AM Author: Swollen Pisswyrm I think this is cultural. I totally agree about WtH ratio signalling reproductive fitness, E levels etc but being flatchested is so unfeminine. I would really hate to have no boobs and I doubt being disproportionately curvy on my bottom half would be consolation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34354865) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 9:59 AM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo yeah no woman wants to be flat-chested. i think its the worst trait you can be hit with, and this is why implants are so common.
how often do you see women getting ass implants, or removing ribs to create a lower w:h ratio? i have literally never heard a woman lament having hips that are too small (ive heard girls complain about hips being too big) or having no ass but women complain about their tits all the time. |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 6:06 PM Author: Wonderful senate I hear it all the time. Women get ass implants, fuller in their thighs and hips, do squats and lunges, and get ribs removed. To Latin Americans , ass/hips are the defining feminine trait. Culture impacts aesthetics greatly . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34358812) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 12:45 AM Author: disgusting fantasy-prone space No.
It has already been determined on xo that TOAS is the most prestigious body type for a chick.
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868174&mc=54&forum_id=2 |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 5:48 AM Author: Swollen Pisswyrm That thread is mostly you arguing for that conclusion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34354278) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 6:13 PM Author: disgusting fantasy-prone space thatsthejoke.txt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34358883) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 9:43 AM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34354816) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:07 PM Author: disgusting fantasy-prone space This is like that book that the Tiger Mom wrote where she trolled for her (and her husband's) ethnicities, and then added in a few other random ones to not be so obvious about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34352851) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:09 PM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo I don't know what book you're talking about
am I wrong? |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:47 PM Author: snowy cruise ship newt Yeah, it was Jews, Asians, Mormons, and Nigerians (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34353263) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 6:23 AM Author: anal voyeur queen of the night Bingo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34354319) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:07 PM Author: aromatic stage Black women are usually big all over. Don't they have the highest rates of obesity? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34352852) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:11 PM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo this doesn't mean that everyone in the ethnicity is TOAS, only that they can be. for instance, there are no Asian TOAS. There are SOME American black and Ethiopian TOAS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34352879) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:38 PM Author: Naked nubile faggot firefighter for instance, there are no Asian TOAS
this is completely wrong. See, e.g., Filipinas. |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 12:39 AM Author: Shimmering Disrespectful Trust Fund and non filipinas:
https://instagram.com/p/BVp_uyahSEm/ |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 2:19 AM Author: Naked nubile faggot firefighter she looks pretty filipina to me. what is she? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34354127) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:11 PM Author: odious sinister liquid oxygen masturbator Yeah, something like 50% are obese and 80% total are at least very overweight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34352882) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:09 PM Author: passionate crawly market Almost any Europeans (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34352863) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:10 PM Author: Mind-boggling Azure Bawdyhouse Ethiopia has many different ethnic groups (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34352878) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:12 PM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo IME though a lot of them are very thing but stacked. I don't know enough about them to divide them by ethnicity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34352892) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:22 PM Author: Mind-boggling Azure Bawdyhouse Rarely are the women skinny and if they are it is not seen as attractive unfortunately. This is the type http://instagram.com/official_habeshaa |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:15 PM Author: Arrogant incel Excuse me, we are trying to discuss toas here, lib. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34352928) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:11 PM Author: galvanic nursing home English girls Irish girls all TOAS |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:14 PM Author: big party of the first part property TOAS Indian chicks uuunngghhhhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34352918) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:15 PM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo I know right? There are a lot of them!
I am a breast scholar! |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:18 PM Author: big party of the first part property Not all of them, but that insanely tiny skinny body with nice big boobs tends to happen with Indian chicks more than others (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34352949) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:18 PM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo yes yes yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34352954) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:18 PM Author: disgusting fantasy-prone space You're a bigoted breast scholar. You focus entirely on natty tits because of your natty tit privilege. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34352951) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:21 PM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo I mean anyone can get implants
it wouldn't be a very interesting discussion if we included fake tits. basically every ethnicity would be included.
lol .@ "privilege" thou |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:22 PM Author: disgusting fantasy-prone space some women need a leg up.
they come from disadvantaged tit backgrounds and we need to level the playing field a bit. |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:24 PM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo sorry man there is no AA in the world of boobologist; it is way too important a scientific undertaking to mar with political correctness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34353011) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:33 PM Author: big party of the first part property Rate https://www.instagram.com/wendyfiore/?hl=en (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34353122) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:34 PM Author: disgusting fantasy-prone space 8 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34353137) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 4:14 AM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo how can any guy date her? She must be looked at and hit on everywhere she goes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34354206) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 5:53 AM Author: Swollen Pisswyrm Fake tits can't be a component of an ideal body type. The ideal must be natural.
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 6:07 PM Author: provocative mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34358819) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:18 PM Author: diverse step-uncle's house what about Jews? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34352945) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:22 PM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo so I vacillated between whether to include them or not. many have huge tits but they also tend to be kinda "big" to capture the look I going for. I dunno. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34352992) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:23 PM Author: disgusting fantasy-prone space lmao, you think jewish girls are too "big" but not American black girls? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34353002) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:27 PM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo maybe I'm not making myself clear
I don't mean that all of the girls in the ethnicities I listed are TOAS, only that it is possible to find that body type within the ethnicity. I have seen a lot of TOAS black girls even though most black girls are not TOAS.
OTOH, the big breasted Jewish girls I have seen have been bigger, not TOAS. |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:32 PM Author: disgusting fantasy-prone space i know exactly what you mean.
jewish girls are much more petite on average.
yes there are TOAS jewish girls |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:28 PM Author: mauve talented friendly grandma lettuce At least *some* American black girls are tall and thin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34353062) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:30 PM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo yea that's what I mean
it's a possibility
I don't know if TOAS is a possibility within Jewish girls (btw I'm aware that I'm grossly generalizing and I'm sure there is some TOAS Jewish woman out there but this is just a thread for silly stereotypes) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 12:22 AM Author: Submissive library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34353590) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 6:27 AM Author: Thriller bistre roast beef Indians are fat as hell or starving. No toas either way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34354321) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 6:55 AM Author: Heady dark boistinker french chef Huh. Another MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEEE thread by blue smoke. Such a rare treat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34354347) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 9:23 AM Author: Blathering Comical Office That’s the tits on a whale thread. TOAW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34354725) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 9:50 AM Author: Beady-eyed Sadistic National Security Agency Theatre Some athletic black women have this kind of body. Very narrow waist, bubble butt, huge tits, fit and toned elsewhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34354844) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 9:58 AM Author: Electric bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34354878) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 10:00 AM Author: Hyperventilating water buffalo yep (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34354894) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 6:14 PM Author: flatulent keepsake machete ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34358891) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 10:00 AM Author: Mahogany public bath philosopher-king ITT: bluesmoke, 29 and Julia argue for their own body type while pretending to have a disinterested objective discussion.
lol at women |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 9:57 PM Author: violent hissy fit This. And the funny thing is, literally none of that shit even matters. All you need is cheerfulness and a good face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34360911) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 9:57 PM Author: violent hissy fit Oh and to be thin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34360914) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 10:01 AM Author: lascivious garnet headpube LOL at this silly east coast biased OP. It's a well established fact on this bort and IRL that the POTUS TOAS ethnicity is Persian girls. They are typically huge pains in the ass and I don't recommend dating them unless you have more money than you could ever spend in a lifetime. But the average Persian girl under 30 is like 5'3" and 110 lbs with full Cs. They also have awesome skin and look good well into middle age. They are the most resounding case in favor of patriarchy as long as you can either tolerate a big nose or pay for a nose job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34354904) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 6:01 PM Author: titillating personal credit line Looks like femposters went crazy poasting this morning.
If there not boasting about fucking Chad they are talking about there boobs and asses.
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Date: October 3rd, 2017 6:22 PM Author: yellow indian lodge Ljl at Blue Niggerwhale claiming to be tall and skinny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3751580&forum_id=2#34358961) |