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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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RIP Charlie TP
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What’s going on ITT?
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XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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100% not flame
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I believe
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If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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180
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Glad you didn’t killself friend.
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: citrine talking kitchen brethren

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: at-the-ready insane den



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: citrine talking kitchen brethren

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: indecent business firm

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Site



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: insanely creepy charismatic stage



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: indigo lascivious meetinghouse circlehead

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: citrine talking kitchen brethren



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: kink-friendly son of senegal

Anthony Bourdain all over again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37296755)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: indecent business firm

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37296760)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Mewling station

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: citrine talking kitchen brethren



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Boyish Out-of-control Turdskin



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Costumed excitant electric furnace pit

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Dull narrow-minded azn

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: glittery sticky gaming laptop

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: citrine talking kitchen brethren



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: aquamarine crusty gas station



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: glittery sticky gaming laptop

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299278)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Onyx Cracking Digit Ratio

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Fluffy grizzly voyeur partner



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: glittery sticky gaming laptop

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299780)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: citrine talking kitchen brethren



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: citrine talking kitchen brethren



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: histrionic coral quadroon

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299292)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: citrine talking kitchen brethren



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: brass tantric persian



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: adventurous sickened forum

q did this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299391)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Cerebral Range Cuckoldry

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: glittery sticky gaming laptop

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299443)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: citrine talking kitchen brethren

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: glittery sticky gaming laptop

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: brass tantric persian



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: adventurous sickened forum



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Fluffy grizzly voyeur partner

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Costumed excitant electric furnace pit

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299553)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: glittery sticky gaming laptop



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed abode boistinker

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: citrine talking kitchen brethren



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: jet resort

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37984795)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: citrine talking kitchen brethren

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Titillating lavender sanctuary



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: citrine talking kitchen brethren



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: citrine talking kitchen brethren



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Judgmental arousing house

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#38508641)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: obsidian space double fault

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: citrine talking kitchen brethren



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: citrine talking kitchen brethren



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: citrine talking kitchen brethren

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#46979039)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Pea-brained sandwich idiot



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: citrine talking kitchen brethren



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Curious black roast beef spot



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: citrine talking kitchen brethren



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: mint cumskin affirmative action

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Mewling station



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Twisted salmon theatre



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Mustard doctorate half-breed

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed abode boistinker



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
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