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Ran into the dumbest Sprouts cashier ever
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Date: June 11th, 2018 11:11 AM Author: black supple nursing home Young blonde with a tiny diamond wedding ring. Looks 20.
So she's ringing me up and when she's scanning my Noosa yogurt I tell her that the apple cinnamon is out of date. She was completely confused like I was speaking another language.
I picked up a Noosa yogurt and was all, "Noosa yogurt like this. but the apple cinnamon flavor. . . they are out of date."
She nervously laughed and apologized.
I said, "You still don't understand?"
She said no, sorry and i just shook my head. Someone married that stupid bitch. |
Date: June 11th, 2018 12:26 PM Author: black supple nursing home The last time it was the blackberry serrano that was out of date. I told the cashier and she called some clerk over and told him to remove the blackberry serranos from the fridge.
I don't understand what was so difficult about that. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:27 PM Author: Onyx hideous piazza Maybe you should describe it like a person without down syndrome next time. Out of date? WTF who talks like that.
Just say it's past its designated expiration date and might be bad. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:27 PM Author: soul-stirring property I don't get it.
What do you mean when you say it is "out of date?" Like no longer a cool thing to eat? WTF?
Are you ESL? |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:28 PM Author: soul-stirring property Did you mean "past the expiration date?"
No one says "out of date" to mean expired. You're the idiot here bro.
Chilmata outed as non-white. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:28 PM Author: black supple nursing home Out of date is a common expression. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223319) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: soul-stirring property No. "Out of date" is used in cultural, aesthetic or stylistic contexts. Never for food unless you mean the food is not culturally popular anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223334) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: turquoise athletic conference common in the south (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223435) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:49 PM Author: soul-stirring property Proves my point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223510) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: black supple nursing home I lived in the south for five years. Probably where I picked it up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223532) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 2:54 PM Author: Naked locale lol what is this flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224409) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: hot shrine To be fair,
"Yogurt is out the date, veddy veddy bad!" |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:32 PM Author: Appetizing fuchsia kitchen boltzmann https://nutritionfacts.org/topics/yogurt/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223343) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:33 PM Author: hot shrine To be fair,
Your new schtick is horrendous but then again my schtick has been horrendous for 10 years so best wishes brother |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:35 PM Author: Onyx hideous piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223374) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:36 PM Author: Appetizing fuchsia kitchen boltzmann <3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223378) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:50 PM Author: brass partner locus This isn't new you dolt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223514) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:53 PM Author: hot shrine To be fair,
Was he running this schtick back in 2012? No?
Blow me noob |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 4:03 PM Author: spruce stead organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36232152) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: Onyx hideous piazza Probably the worst thing is you using "out of date" twice and expecting the cashier to understand after she didn't the first time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223329) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: Appetizing fuchsia kitchen boltzmann I picked up a Noosa yogurt and was all, "Noosa yogurt like this. but the apple cinnamon flavor. . . they are out of date." --- Marine Todd has nothing on this heroism. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:32 PM Author: Overrated razzle newt "Out of date?" She undoubtedly went home and told her chad husband about the creepy balding wiry AZN freak who tried to ask her out on a date to eat yogurt or something and they had a good laugh, throwing in some AZN caricature imitations, before she sucked and fucked him dry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223344) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:43 PM Author: electric wild multi-billionaire stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223461) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:32 PM Author: dull duck-like sandwich someone needs to make an accompanying thread that bashes people like the OP, who go around using words and terms incorrectly and then get upset at the confused people who can't figure out wtf they're talking about (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223348) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:37 PM Author: black supple nursing home no longer valid or relevant. "your passport is out of date" synonyms: superseded, obsolete, expired, lapsed, invalid, (null and) void "many of the facts are out of date" |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:57 PM Author: dull duck-like sandwich lol this is like a reading comprehension test that you could give to an undergrad to test to see if they had a brain or not. dear god i hope you're not a lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223582) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:36 PM Author: Onyx hideous piazza This is what happens when you do drugs. Your mind mixes up the purpose and use of a common expression. Then, confused and bewildered at someone else's "stupidity," lashes out and seeks validation from others in an attempt to make it seem like it isn't broken. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223381) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:40 PM Author: Overrated razzle newt Cogent explanation for the dozens of Chilmata threads that follow this pattern. His brain is as fried as Ozzy Osborne's. He'll probably shortly add that later he realized the Noosa was an old Discman he found and the Sprouts cashier was his next door neighbor out walking her dog |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:36 PM Author: Honey-headed marvelous tanning salon police squad thread not going as OP expected (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223387) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:37 PM Author: black supple nursing home Better than expected, actually. Got off to a slow start. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223396) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Underhanded hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223502) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:38 PM Author: black supple nursing home Can't believe all the people in the thread who don't speak English. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223406) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:40 PM Author: spruce stead organic girlfriend blaming other people for your shortcomings is wrong and unchill imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223429) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: black supple nursing home It is a common expression and expired is a synonym so I don't know what else to tell you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223500) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:53 PM Author: soul-stirring property Common expression in a different part of the country.
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: racy internet-worthy senate Why not say it's expired? "The yogurt is out of date" sounds like autism |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:02 PM Author: Lime stage old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223618) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:03 PM Author: Lime stage old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223622) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: idiotic multi-colored market yarmulke in addition to being smarter, was she also taller than you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223440) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: black supple nursing home No. And she had weird teeth. I thought she had braces, but when it was my turn I saw that she didn't. Just a weird chick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223490) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:43 PM Author: bateful bat-shit-crazy area doctorate DISSA APPRE YOLGUT BLOKEN! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223458) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:49 PM Author: Underhanded hissy fit Assuming you meant that it is expired, why would you say this to a cashier? What can she do for you? Find someone on the floor to help you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223508) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:50 PM Author: soul-stirring property THIS.
Never pegged Chilmata for an autist, but there it is. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: black supple nursing home I'm not an autist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223536) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: soul-stirring property Non-Autists know to not use an expression that's only used thousands of miles away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223551) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: black supple nursing home I was letting her know so she could tell a clerk to pull the expired ones off the shelf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223526) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:55 PM Author: soul-stirring property And fuck over the people in line behind you?
That's not her job.
Tell one of the stockers or tell customer service or tell a manager. Literally the LAST person to tell in the store is the checkout person. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:53 PM Author: idiotic multi-colored market yarmulke "omg amanda can't wait for this shift to end. some creepy little old guy in a wife beater and baggy suit pants kept yelling at me about the yogurt we stock" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223540) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: Onyx hideous piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223553) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: black supple nursing home I wasn't yelling. I was chill, hence my moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223558) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: vivacious theater stage Chilmata is done here.
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:07 PM Author: racy internet-worthy senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223648) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:00 PM Author: racy internet-worthy senate I DEMAND this cashier drop everything she's doing and get the OUT OF DATE YOGURT! lol at chilmata exhibiting tnb |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:12 PM Author: black supple nursing home I wasn't expecting her to do anything in that moment. I just wanted to bring it to her attention and she acted like a mouth breathing retard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223681) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:13 PM Author: racy internet-worthy senate DEM DATES ON YALL YOGURT BE WRONG N SHEEEEIIIIT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223691) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:06 PM Author: Clear headpube I stand with OP here. Out of date is fine, even if expired is better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223639) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:11 PM Author: black supple nursing home Thank you, bro. Finally, someone with some common sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223671) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:14 PM Author: idiotic multi-colored market yarmulke cgm and chilmata, what an intellectual alliance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223705) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:27 PM Author: Underhanded hissy fit Brother, CGM is well known on this board for NOT having common sense. http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2016041&mc=118&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223809) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:31 PM Author: black supple nursing home He made pretty good sense a couple minutes ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223850) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:15 PM Author: impressive unhinged rehab depressive use the word expired like a real fucking person. Especially when you know she didn't get it the first time.
I have lived almost 40 years and have never heard someone refer to an expired product as "out of date" - that to me means something is passe.
Sure I would have probably gotten it given the context, but I am not a fucking sprouts teller. Act like a normal person. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:16 PM Author: idiotic multi-colored market yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223722) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:23 PM Author: black supple nursing home I wasn't speaking a foreign language bro.
Anyways, I'm eating the strawberry rhubarb now. Not bad. Don't know why they had to throw rhubarb in there. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:26 PM Author: Onyx hideous piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223797) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 2:10 PM Author: gay bipolar spot french chef OP = foreigner? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224137) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 2:37 PM Author: black supple nursing home yeah "out of date" is a foreign language hur dur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224303) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 2:11 PM Author: lake stimulating church "I'm sorry, I'm married..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224151) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 2:22 PM Author: Deep Jet-lagged Native Useless Brakes (genius noticing his yogurt is expired in checkout line) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224226) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 2:36 PM Author: black supple nursing home The first thing I always do is check the expiration date so I never put the apple cinnamon into my basket. Don't fuck with me, kihote. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224297) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 2:57 PM Author: Naked locale "out of date" is normal in flyover (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224434) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 3:08 PM Author: black supple nursing home See, I'm just a man of the people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224512) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 3:09 PM Author: Deep Jet-lagged Native Useless Brakes expired (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224522) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:00 PM Author: Concupiscible windowlicker milk Lol OP got ReKt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36231307) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:20 PM Author: black supple nursing home whatever. My black fiancee isn't from the south, or flyover, and she knew what I meant by out of date.
Bunch of ESL nowags on this board.
And fuck you spritezero, this is 180 content creation. I still got it, bitch. |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:48 PM Author: idiotic multi-colored market yarmulke your op was a great allegorical commentary on the state of your poasting schtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36231674) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:52 PM Author: black supple nursing home I have no idea what this means. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36231702) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:55 PM Author: black supple nursing home Oh, I get it now. Haha, very funny kihote, you faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36231721) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:54 PM Author: Yapping Citrine Sanctuary Circlehead Your black fiancee needs to beat the living shit out of you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36231718) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:54 PM Author: Claret cerebral base yogurt gets better as it ages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36231720) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 4:11 PM Author: anal awkward macaca *peterman nodding and mumbling to himself* "Now, THAT'S what a blownout asshole should look like.." |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:00 PM Author: black supple nursing home risten (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36233002) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:32 PM Author: anal awkward macaca chirr white blo heeya also I'm from the South and I've never heard that phrase in my life all you had to say was "it's expired" |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:38 PM Author: black supple nursing home "out of date" is a synonym for expired. I've been saying it all my life and no one has ever been confused before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36233250) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 6:37 PM Author: Onyx hideous piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36253587) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 5:46 PM Author: Onyx hideous piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36835061) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 5:49 PM Author: Alcoholic greedy clown lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36835090) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 5:47 PM Author: black supple nursing home Can't fucking believe how stupid that cunt is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36835071) |
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Date: October 30th, 2018 3:19 PM Author: Copper charismatic jew school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37126526) |
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Date: October 30th, 2018 3:15 PM Author: Onyx hideous piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37126494) |
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Date: October 30th, 2018 3:32 PM Author: lascivious international law enforcement agency "Noosa yogurt like this. but the apple cinnamon flavor. . . they are out of date"
Lol wtf. The whole thread is about out of date but the whole thing is incomprehensible.
Noosa yogurt like this.
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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:04 PM Author: black supple nursing home You had to be there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37429246) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:42 PM Author: Deep Jet-lagged Native Useless Brakes lol cr didn't realize how hilarious that was the first time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603299) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:46 PM Author: black supple nursing home stfu kihote. You may want to go outside and get some sun once in awhile. I heard lack of Vitamin D gives you cancer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603324) |
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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:03 PM Author: idiotic multi-colored market yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37429232) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:24 PM Author: Onyx hideous piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603205) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:25 PM Author: Alcoholic greedy clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603209) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:26 PM Author: insanely creepy potus big fan of noosa yoghurt here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603218) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:36 PM Author: Disgusting primrose hell Noosa yoghurt like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603273) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:45 PM Author: black supple nursing home I was pointing at the noosa yogurt in my hand. I don't know what is so hard for you retards to figure out. I don't eat yogurt anymore so the entire thread is moot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603319) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:33 PM Author: racy internet-worthy senate any updates, OP? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603251) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:46 PM Author: black supple nursing home I've seen her a couple of times since then. She is awfully dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603327) |
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:09 PM Author: Disgusting primrose hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#45291487) |