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whats a day in court like for biglaw associate?

Ive heard a lot about shitlaw and what those courts are like...
Pungent flesh heaven mother
  10/18/18
they miss out on the pony tail crimlaw bros, for one
adventurous personal credit line circlehead
  10/18/18
sitting in the last row of the courtroom while 2 biglaw part...
poppy glittery ape lodge
  10/18/18
lol
arousing maroon hissy fit
  10/18/18
" a local counsel aw shucks guy" I feel persona...
coral really tough guy
  10/18/18
shucking and jiving
lilac whorehouse
  10/18/18
shut up.
Vermilion razzle roast beef
  10/19/18
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Vibrant claret market
  10/20/18
Under what circumstance is biglaw using your insurance defen...
tripping milky black woman kitchen
  10/20/18
Yes, I would definitely mess that document management stuff ...
Violet Bbw Property
  10/18/18
"Then my cell phone would go off by accident, Sanford &...
coral really tough guy
  10/18/18
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Violet Bbw Property
  10/18/18
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Shimmering home athletic conference
  10/18/18
Very accurate
Gay internal respiration sanctuary
  10/18/18
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Hairless Coiffed Pistol Church Building
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Contagious turquoise forum rigpig
  10/19/18
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soggy disgusting locale deer antler
  10/19/18
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  10/20/18
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Vibrant claret market
  10/20/18
fuckin lol this captures so much truth
appetizing geriatric theater
  10/20/18
Lol
Cordovan Gas Station Laser Beams
  10/23/18
This is impressive. Reminds me of the "nice" partn...
lilac whorehouse
  10/23/18
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Useless Senate
  10/24/18
flame. biglaw associates don't go to court
free-loading sooty doctorate hospital
  10/18/18
(mediocre ex big law associate that got fired his 3rd year)
Ebony background story
  10/19/18
if you're a Kikeland associate, the judge berates you
free-loading sooty doctorate hospital
  10/18/18
You pretty much just listen to your divorce attorney
Talented Mewling Station Kitty
  10/18/18
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coral really tough guy
  10/18/18
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poppy glittery ape lodge
  10/18/18
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Vivacious Fiercely-loyal Mental Disorder Set
  10/19/18
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Vibrant claret market
  10/20/18
"Prestigious" / "high-stakes" state cour...
Dashing Idea He Suggested
  10/18/18
Really? so lawyers from Sull Crom v. laywers from White Case...
Motley plaza mediation
  10/18/18
Yes
Dashing Idea He Suggested
  10/18/18
Not quite but they will argue after Herb “Stop Foreclo...
poppy glittery ape lodge
  10/18/18
but is it like the court stories here: http://autoadmit.com...
Pungent flesh heaven mother
  10/19/18
Brother, nothing is like those stories. but for real, I thin...
Motley plaza mediation
  10/19/18
" and before Jones v. State Farm" HEY FUCK YOU,...
coral really tough guy
  10/19/18
In many courts, yes, exactly.
thriller brunch
  10/19/18
In Maricopa County (Phoenix area) we have a commercial court...
Dead infuriating site
  10/19/18
The day is long and boring. The nights are intense and crus...
thriller brunch
  10/19/18
Not specific to biglaw but true.
Dead infuriating site
  10/19/18
You and other associates arrive at 8am for the 10am hearing ...
racy orange wrinkle dilemma
  10/20/18
This really happen?
Motley plaza mediation
  10/23/18


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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: Pungent flesh heaven mother

Ive heard a lot about shitlaw and what those courts are like. What is it like when your doing some high end ligation (trade dispute, complex lit, or whatever is prestigious)? what year do you get to go yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049843)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: adventurous personal credit line circlehead

they miss out on the pony tail crimlaw bros, for one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049847)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: poppy glittery ape lodge

sitting in the last row of the courtroom while 2 biglaw partners, a local counsel aw shucks guy and the client sit at counsel table.

next to you are boxes of meticulously organized case law, transcripts and affidavits from 7 years of misspent litigation. partner expects u to rush up to hand him the exact document he needs out of more than 10,000 pages at your disposal, the moment he needs it. you are too stressed to really pay attention to the advocacy.

when trial adjourns, the partner walks past and doesnt acknowledge you. you wait by your phone to interpret the hastily typed emails indicating what arcane point of law he wants you to research while he and the client get lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049876)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: arousing maroon hissy fit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049893)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: coral really tough guy

" a local counsel aw shucks guy"

I feel personally attacked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049894)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: lilac whorehouse

shucking and jiving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050491)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Vermilion razzle roast beef

shut up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37055538)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 7:51 AM
Author: Vibrant claret market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060879)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 8:27 AM
Author: tripping milky black woman kitchen

Under what circumstance is biglaw using your insurance defense shitlaw coon ass as local counsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060927)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Violet Bbw Property

Yes, I would definitely mess that document management stuff up. I'd be like, "I dunno man, I'm not a mind reader." Then my cell phone would go off by accident, Sanford & Son theme song blaring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049928)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: coral really tough guy

"Then my cell phone would go off by accident, Sanford & Son theme song blaring. "

180 mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049952)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Violet Bbw Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050007)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Shimmering home athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050183)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: Gay internal respiration sanctuary

Very accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049945)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Hairless Coiffed Pistol Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049948)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Contagious turquoise forum rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057104)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: soggy disgusting locale deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057151)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: learning disabled supple abode nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060875)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 7:50 AM
Author: Vibrant claret market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060877)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: appetizing geriatric theater

fuckin lol this captures so much truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37061172)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Cordovan Gas Station Laser Beams

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37082018)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: lilac whorehouse

This is impressive. Reminds me of the "nice" partners I met at my firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37082667)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Useless Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37085025)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: free-loading sooty doctorate hospital

flame. biglaw associates don't go to court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049933)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Ebony background story

(mediocre ex big law associate that got fired his 3rd year)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057091)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: free-loading sooty doctorate hospital

if you're a Kikeland associate, the judge berates you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049938)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Talented Mewling Station Kitty

You pretty much just listen to your divorce attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049966)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: coral really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049982)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: poppy glittery ape lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050005)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Vivacious Fiercely-loyal Mental Disorder Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057110)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 7:52 AM
Author: Vibrant claret market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060884)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: Dashing Idea He Suggested

"Prestigious" / "high-stakes" state court litigation mostly happens in the same courthouses as mutant near-absolute-zero-IQ lemon law and psycho pro se mortgage foreclosure cases. It's the same shit. The judge is not impressed by anything. I was "allowed" to go argue motions by myself around year 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050098)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Motley plaza mediation

Really? so lawyers from Sull Crom v. laywers from White Case will argue a motion right after Saul Screwman the "Ticket Doctor"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050421)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Dashing Idea He Suggested

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050446)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: poppy glittery ape lodge

Not quite but they will argue after Herb “Stop Foreclosure” Berkowitz and before Jones v. State Farm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37051417)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Pungent flesh heaven mother

but is it like the court stories here:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905801&mc=148&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37055528)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Motley plaza mediation

Brother, nothing is like those stories. but for real, I think court is court. There apparently is not special "vault" section.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057059)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: coral really tough guy

" and before Jones v. State Farm"

HEY FUCK YOU, PAL, FUCK YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057335)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: thriller brunch

In many courts, yes, exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057437)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Dead infuriating site

In Maricopa County (Phoenix area) we have a commercial court docket to help keep some of the courts free of poorstench.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057316)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: thriller brunch

The day is long and boring. The nights are intense and crushing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057338)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Dead infuriating site

Not specific to biglaw but true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057361)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: racy orange wrinkle dilemma

You and other associates arrive at 8am for the 10am hearing on a big case; sit in the first row and read case law to look busy. Partners arrive at 9:30 and discuss strategy out in the hall while the courtroom fills up. At 9:55am they walk in, and you get up to let them sit in a now packed courtroom. Head back to the office via subway before the hearing begins. You never spoke to anyone, and nobody spoke to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37061159)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: Motley plaza mediation

This really happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37081984)