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  07/02/19
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awkward locale main people
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
awkward locale main people
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
infuriating impertinent depressive box office
  12/20/20
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exhilarant forum sneaky criminal
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
confused rebellious dilemma
  08/21/19
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Umber Sexy Temple Alpha
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Frisky ticket booth incel
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Offensive drab library yarmulke
  08/21/19
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Startling Nursing Home Juggernaut
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
naked garnet filthpig
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
confused rebellious dilemma
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Offensive drab library yarmulke
  08/21/19
emergency money
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Talented pozpig lay
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Fantasy-prone Stead
  03/06/20
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Fantasy-prone Stead
  09/10/21
You’re poor
Greedy bat shit crazy step-uncle's house
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
awkward locale main people
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Soul-stirring slippery indirect expression milk
  09/01/19
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Talented pozpig lay
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Frisky ticket booth incel
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
awkward locale main people
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Startling Nursing Home Juggernaut
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
awkward locale main people
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Turquoise Twinkling Uncleanness Tattoo
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
awkward locale main people
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
odious fat ankles
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
awkward locale main people
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
self-centered rose rehab corn cake
  09/10/21
great thread
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  09/10/21
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awkward locale main people
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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  04/10/23
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  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
awkward locale main people
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
awkward locale main people
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Soul-stirring slippery indirect expression milk
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
awkward locale main people
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Provocative Gunner
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
awkward locale main people
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
awkward locale main people
  09/14/24
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  07/18/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: awkward locale main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: awkward locale main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: awkward locale main people

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: infuriating impertinent depressive box office

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: exhilarant forum sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: confused rebellious dilemma

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Umber Sexy Temple Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Frisky ticket booth incel

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Offensive drab library yarmulke

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Startling Nursing Home Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: naked garnet filthpig

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: confused rebellious dilemma

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Offensive drab library yarmulke

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: confused rebellious dilemma

emergency money

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Talented pozpig lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Stead



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091968)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Greedy bat shit crazy step-uncle's house

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: awkward locale main people

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring slippery indirect expression milk

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Talented pozpig lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Frisky ticket booth incel

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: awkward locale main people

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Startling Nursing Home Juggernaut

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: awkward locale main people

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Turquoise Twinkling Uncleanness Tattoo

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: awkward locale main people

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: odious fat ankles

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: awkward locale main people

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: self-centered rose rehab corn cake

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: crawly amethyst public bath gay wizard

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: awkward locale main people

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: awkward locale main people

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: exhilarant forum sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: crawly amethyst public bath gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: awkward locale main people

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: awkward locale main people

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring slippery indirect expression milk

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: awkward locale main people

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Provocative Gunner

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: awkward locale main people

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: awkward locale main people

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: awkward locale main people

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49111460)