you barely know your classics

you tend to believe that if you like a given work, it is justified on an artistic level

you think everyone's opinion should be accepted and respected

you speak a single language

you read contemporary versions of Shakespeare or Milton

you read for the plot

you read for entertainment

you rarely read nonfiction

you don't have a solid grounding in philosophy

you do not at least have some understanding of the Three Tragedians and Homer

you have little to no understanding of literature outside of your cultural horizon

you have little to no understanding of literature within your own cultural horizon (muh african authors)

you mostly read contemporary literature

you believe 'the author is dead'

you make your literary analysis proceed from ideology

you think intricate prose is 'pretentious' and that the author 'should just get to the point'

your rarely read poetry

you think Rhythm and Rhyme is just useless rules and laws restricting creativity

you have a hard time explaining why you like a given work

you have a hard time forming structured and relevant literary criticism

you tend to refuse to judge works for yourself, rather relying on the opinions of literary authorities

you rarely read for more than one or two hours straight

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