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a roach in my kitchen survived 1 minute on high in my microwave

have somewhat of a roach outbreak right now. I put some left...
ebony plaza
  07/28/20
wtf
smoky narrow-minded theater stage mental disorder
  07/28/20
everything about this post, wtf
smoky narrow-minded theater stage mental disorder
  07/28/20
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Shivering chest-beating ceo
  07/28/20
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fighting pervert
  07/28/20
Yea they're alien beings.
fear-inspiring beady-eyed lay
  07/28/20
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chrome crawly rigpig
  07/28/20
This reminds me of the first time in Starcraft that I saw a ...
apoplectic property
  07/28/20
180
curious cruel-hearted really tough guy affirmative action
  07/28/20
lmao
Slap-happy glittery house
  07/29/20
low water content and resistance to radiation
swollen impressive corn cake
  07/28/20
Only narrow bands of your microwave heat up cuz micro waves ...
Crystalline pontificating faggot firefighter
  07/28/20
locked in an industrial-grade tuna oven? just find a cool sp...
sexy voyeur garrison
  07/28/20
Tuna ovens operate differently I suspect
Crystalline pontificating faggot firefighter
  07/28/20
*Roach winks*
flickering mauve milk dopamine
  07/28/20
Interesting microwave oven scholarship. Thank you
ebony plaza
  07/28/20
dat constructive and destructive interference
Thriller Dun Indian Lodge
  07/28/20
It actually grew stronger from the radiation
Deep carmine corner
  07/28/20
cr he just bred radioactive cockroaches
Honey-headed exhilarant whorehouse cuckoldry
  07/28/20
...
Blathering crotch
  07/28/20
where the fuck do u live that has roaches
ultramarine stage
  07/28/20
The south
ebony plaza
  07/28/20
where isn't there? just cause u dont see them there's way...
Elite bateful trust fund
  07/28/20
i've never seen a roach in my entire life
Laughsome box office
  07/28/20
i've never seen a shark either i guess they dont exist
Elite bateful trust fund
  07/28/20
lol
milky costumed candlestick maker
  07/28/20
jfc. get a maid. and a new microwave.
Laughsome box office
  07/28/20
Love this thread. It has all the right classic XO vibes. Gre...
Lascivious Abode
  07/28/20
...
chrome crawly rigpig
  07/28/20
vintage chilmata vibes
Amethyst Supple Shitlib Area
  07/28/20
...
Adventurous location
  07/28/20
doodikoff is the only poster on earth who would just nonchal...
smoky narrow-minded theater stage mental disorder
  07/28/20
i was honestly expecting a chilmata thread when i opened thi...
Vivacious Hot International Law Enforcement Agency
  07/28/20
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  07/28/20
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Appetizing rose pisswyrm
  07/28/20
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disturbing frum church
  07/28/20
Is your roommate Chilmata?
Sapphire preventive strike meetinghouse
  07/28/20
...
Amethyst Supple Shitlib Area
  07/28/20
those were maggots bro
curious cruel-hearted really tough guy affirmative action
  07/28/20
Where is that picture of the meth spoons and weird clock
Honey-headed exhilarant whorehouse cuckoldry
  07/28/20
Rach, PLEASE RESTORE SEARCH
Sapphire preventive strike meetinghouse
  07/28/20
...
wild faggotry idiot
  07/28/20
time to upgrade the microwave
shimmering comical step-uncle's house boistinker
  07/28/20
Doodikoff's life: video games Gamesfaq shitlaw roaches
wild faggotry idiot
  07/28/20
bbq leftover should never be microwaved. your cockroach room...
Floppy walnut sanctuary
  07/28/20
i was tempted to argue that maybe he only cared about conven...
Aromatic cream hairy legs trailer park
  07/28/20
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Shivering chest-beating ceo
  07/28/20
did you still eat the bbq?
Aromatic cream hairy legs trailer park
  07/28/20
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Ocher Fortuitous Meteor Point
  07/28/20
I really hope this is flame How did you get a roach in yo...
cowardly nudist idea he suggested elastic band
  07/28/20
the BBQ was in a plastic container in my fridge, I do not th...
ebony plaza
  07/28/20
you should never microwave plastics if you can avoid it
smoky narrow-minded theater stage mental disorder
  07/28/20
it was on a plate.
ebony plaza
  07/28/20
What happens if you do?
autistic sadistic liquid oxygen stag film
  07/28/20
the plastic chemicals start melting and evaporating and basi...
Elite bateful trust fund
  07/28/20
Fuck. I do this all the time
autistic sadistic liquid oxygen stag film
  07/28/20
ur prob gonna get abdominal cancer or some shit later on
Elite bateful trust fund
  07/28/20
...
blue disrespectful love of her life
  07/28/20
Rip
Honey-headed exhilarant whorehouse cuckoldry
  07/28/20
me too then I read a book and it said don't so I stopped
smoky narrow-minded theater stage mental disorder
  07/28/20
damn man rip sad ur a great poaster
Purple bat-shit-crazy parlor wagecucks
  07/28/20
Everything I've read says that microwaved roaches smell and ...
mentally impaired stain
  07/28/20
naw man. It was completely fine and no odor. Like nothing ha...
ebony plaza
  07/28/20
...
blue disrespectful love of her life
  07/28/20
Incredible poast moniker synergy
Azure native marketing idea
  07/28/20
...
autistic sadistic liquid oxygen stag film
  07/28/20
American or German?
Fluffy Base
  07/28/20
from photos, it appears that these are German. Smaller than ...
ebony plaza
  07/28/20
Ur life sounds really shitty honestly. Hang in there.
Fluffy Base
  07/28/20
I know it sounds bad but my place is actually pretty nice, o...
ebony plaza
  07/28/20
did u eat the food or throw it out
Elite bateful trust fund
  07/28/20
Deafening silence
Honey-headed exhilarant whorehouse cuckoldry
  07/28/20
how have you not dealt with a roach problem for three months...
Appetizing rose pisswyrm
  07/28/20
eat the bugs goy!
wild faggotry idiot
  07/28/20
I just killed a 2.5 inch long roach in my shower. Dude was j...
high-end lake gas station
  07/28/20
jfc.... 35 year old dried up shrews and now cockroaches?!
wild faggotry idiot
  07/28/20
That's life in the south man. You have to occasionally deal ...
high-end lake gas station
  07/28/20
i trapped a roach in a peanut butter jar in my kitchen last ...
Appetizing rose pisswyrm
  07/28/20
SoCal actually has a bad roach problem every summer like thi...
disturbing frum church
  07/28/20
OP, chandler, and chilmata have just kind of blurred into on...
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  07/28/20
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  07/28/20
Roachmo here - are they the big ones or small ones? If th...
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  07/28/20
i just got some of those roach baits and i haven't seen any ...
Appetizing rose pisswyrm
  07/28/20
Yeah - similar concept to the boric acid, chain reaction of ...
big massive factory reset button church building
  07/28/20
180
Appetizing rose pisswyrm
  07/28/20
fellow southern masterman here. dad had a roach outbreak at ...
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  07/28/20
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  07/28/20
chilmata here. Before I met my black wife my apartment compl...
stirring claret mood
  07/28/20
You will acquire superpowers if the roach bites you.
Talented Toilet Seat Dingle Berry
  07/28/20
So you learned about roaches...
Wine Misanthropic Station
  07/29/20
so you made this video first and still ended up with one in ...
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  07/29/20
The only good bug is a dead bug!
Talented Toilet Seat Dingle Berry
  07/29/20
Oriental cockroaches are the champ of southern insects. The...
Talented Toilet Seat Dingle Berry
  07/29/20
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  07/29/20


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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: ebony plaza

have somewhat of a roach outbreak right now. I put some leftover BBQ onto a plate and heated it up for a minute in my microwave.

When it was done, I took out the plate of piping hot BBQ pork, and saw a roach running around the back of the microwave.

What the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672172)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: smoky narrow-minded theater stage mental disorder

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672193)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: smoky narrow-minded theater stage mental disorder

everything about this post, wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672194)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: Shivering chest-beating ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672435)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:33 PM
Author: fighting pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672611)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: fear-inspiring beady-eyed lay

Yea they're alien beings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672195)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: chrome crawly rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672207)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: apoplectic property

This reminds me of the first time in Starcraft that I saw a zealot take a direct hit from a siege tank and keep coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672211)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:03 PM
Author: curious cruel-hearted really tough guy affirmative action

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672401)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 9:17 AM
Author: Slap-happy glittery house

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40676393)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: swollen impressive corn cake

low water content and resistance to radiation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672219)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Crystalline pontificating faggot firefighter

Only narrow bands of your microwave heat up cuz micro waves are actually very big. So probly found a cool spot n chilled. .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672261)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: sexy voyeur garrison

locked in an industrial-grade tuna oven? just find a cool spot and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672265)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: Crystalline pontificating faggot firefighter

Tuna ovens operate differently I suspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672282)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:04 PM
Author: flickering mauve milk dopamine

*Roach winks*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672408)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: ebony plaza

Interesting microwave oven scholarship. Thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672437)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: Thriller Dun Indian Lodge

dat constructive and destructive interference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672989)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:45 PM
Author: Deep carmine corner

It actually grew stronger from the radiation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672290)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Honey-headed exhilarant whorehouse cuckoldry

cr he just bred radioactive cockroaches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672542)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:19 PM
Author: Blathering crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674873)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:05 PM
Author: ultramarine stage

where the fuck do u live that has roaches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672415)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: ebony plaza

The south

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672433)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:30 PM
Author: Elite bateful trust fund

where isn't there? just cause u dont see them

there's way more roaches than people in america

and 10000x more roaches than people in nyc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672967)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Laughsome box office

i've never seen a roach in my entire life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673039)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:52 PM
Author: Elite bateful trust fund

i've never seen a shark either i guess they dont exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673129)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:36 PM
Author: milky costumed candlestick maker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673013)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:09 PM
Author: Laughsome box office

jfc. get a maid. and a new microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672455)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:10 PM
Author: Lascivious Abode

Love this thread. It has all the right classic XO vibes. Great work ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672461)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author: chrome crawly rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672482)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: Amethyst Supple Shitlib Area

vintage chilmata vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672498)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:16 PM
Author: Adventurous location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672505)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: smoky narrow-minded theater stage mental disorder

doodikoff is the only poster on earth who would just nonchalantly post "just microwaved a roach and here are my observations"

he's an open book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672550)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: Vivacious Hot International Law Enforcement Agency

i was honestly expecting a chilmata thread when i opened this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673145)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: spruce office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672588)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:33 PM
Author: Appetizing rose pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672981)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:11 PM
Author: disturbing frum church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672470)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: Sapphire preventive strike meetinghouse

Is your roommate Chilmata?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672492)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: Amethyst Supple Shitlib Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672500)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:21 PM
Author: curious cruel-hearted really tough guy affirmative action

those were maggots bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672534)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Honey-headed exhilarant whorehouse cuckoldry

Where is that picture of the meth spoons and weird clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672549)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 8:00 PM
Author: Sapphire preventive strike meetinghouse

Rach, PLEASE RESTORE SEARCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674511)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:30 PM
Author: wild faggotry idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672597)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:23 PM
Author: shimmering comical step-uncle's house boistinker

time to upgrade the microwave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672558)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:31 PM
Author: wild faggotry idiot

Doodikoff's life:

video games

Gamesfaq

shitlaw

roaches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672604)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:34 PM
Author: Floppy walnut sanctuary

bbq leftover should never be microwaved. your cockroach roommate overestimated you and assumed the leftovers were his as no human would have such a lack of palate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672618)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:39 PM
Author: Aromatic cream hairy legs trailer park

i was tempted to argue that maybe he only cared about convenience and was willing to sacrifice food quality, but it's not really any more difficult to heat up the oven to 300 and leave the food in for 15 minutes.

maybe he was just that impatient?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672636)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Shivering chest-beating ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672793)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:35 PM
Author: Aromatic cream hairy legs trailer park

did you still eat the bbq?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672622)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:35 PM
Author: Ocher Fortuitous Meteor Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672623)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:36 PM
Author: cowardly nudist idea he suggested elastic band

I really hope this is flame

How did you get a roach in your microwave man. Or was it already feasting on the BBQ leftovers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672626)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:58 PM
Author: ebony plaza

the BBQ was in a plastic container in my fridge, I do not think that the roach was in it. My theory is that when I had the BBQ on the plate on my kitchen counter, it somehow either held onto the plate from the counter as I put it in the microwave, or it somehow snuck in when I opened the microwave door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672756)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:07 PM
Author: smoky narrow-minded theater stage mental disorder

you should never microwave plastics if you can avoid it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672815)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: ebony plaza

it was on a plate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672824)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: autistic sadistic liquid oxygen stag film

What happens if you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672952)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:31 PM
Author: Elite bateful trust fund

the plastic chemicals start melting and evaporating and basically meld with ur food and ur eating hot plastic garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672970)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:33 PM
Author: autistic sadistic liquid oxygen stag film

Fuck. I do this all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672985)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: Elite bateful trust fund

ur prob gonna get abdominal cancer or some shit later on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672991)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: blue disrespectful love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672996)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:38 PM
Author: Honey-headed exhilarant whorehouse cuckoldry

Rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673029)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: smoky narrow-minded theater stage mental disorder

me too then I read a book and it said don't so I stopped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673044)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:15 PM
Author: Purple bat-shit-crazy parlor wagecucks

damn man rip sad ur a great poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674853)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:06 PM
Author: mentally impaired stain

Everything I've read says that microwaved roaches smell and taste slightly nutty. Would you say your experience corroborates this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672811)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:07 PM
Author: ebony plaza

naw man. It was completely fine and no odor. Like nothing happened at all to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672819)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: blue disrespectful love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672827)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 8:54 PM
Author: Azure native marketing idea

Incredible poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674783)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:13 PM
Author: autistic sadistic liquid oxygen stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672862)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:16 PM
Author: Fluffy Base

American or German?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672884)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:23 PM
Author: ebony plaza

from photos, it appears that these are German. Smaller than the other ones I've seen for years in other places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672923)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:22 PM
Author: Fluffy Base

Ur life sounds really shitty honestly. Hang in there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672910)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:24 PM
Author: ebony plaza

I know it sounds bad but my place is actually pretty nice, other than the roach problem that sprang up about 2-3 months ago

but yeah everything else sucks ass right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672931)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:31 PM
Author: Elite bateful trust fund

did u eat the food or throw it out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672972)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Honey-headed exhilarant whorehouse cuckoldry

Deafening silence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673036)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: Appetizing rose pisswyrm

how have you not dealt with a roach problem for three months

why tf are you seeing roaches during the day, that means the infestation is really bad and the nest is overcrowded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672998)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:23 PM
Author: wild faggotry idiot

eat the bugs goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672918)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: high-end lake gas station

I just killed a 2.5 inch long roach in my shower. Dude was just chilling there on the wall. Don't have an infestation but maybe once or twice during the summer a fully grown roachdood will get in from outside.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672976)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:33 PM
Author: wild faggotry idiot

jfc.... 35 year old dried up shrews and now cockroaches?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672987)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: high-end lake gas station

That's life in the south man. You have to occasionally deal with these HUGE, EXTREMELY AGILE roaches.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673141)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: Appetizing rose pisswyrm

i trapped a roach in a peanut butter jar in my kitchen last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673005)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: disturbing frum church

SoCal actually has a bad roach problem every summer like this, they come in from outside

They're the huge American ones too between 1"-2" long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673018)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:36 PM
Author: Irradiated pit old irish cottage

OP, chandler, and chilmata have just kind of blurred into one person in my mind now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673009)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:15 PM
Author: Purple bat-shit-crazy parlor wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674857)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: big massive factory reset button church building

Roachmo here - are they the big ones or small ones?

If they're the really small ones you're FUCKED if you're seeing them regularly... especially if you're seeing them regularly during the daytime, that's not a good sign and means you have major infestation.

Remember, for every roach you see, there are many more hidden that you don't.

Your best course of action is sprinkling boric acid where you often see them. Roaches eat their own dead, so this will poison them and kill them when they clean themselves after coming into contact with it, they will then be back around the nest, and they'll eat their own dead starting off a chain reaction of roach on roach cannibalism.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674808)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Appetizing rose pisswyrm

i just got some of those roach baits and i haven't seen any since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674822)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:12 PM
Author: big massive factory reset button church building

Yeah - similar concept to the boric acid, chain reaction of poisoning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674845)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:18 PM
Author: Appetizing rose pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674872)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: Marvelous haunted graveyard

fellow southern masterman here. dad had a roach outbreak at his place in charleston. literally every stage of roach from babies to adult roachbros crawling all over the walls. had exterminators come in with that gel roach bait that they squeezed behind every crack, underneath cupboards, baseboard, etc. no fumes or anything. within a week, every last roach was gone.

advion was the brand name i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674848)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:17 PM
Author: Marvelous haunted graveyard

southerner xo 2005: roadmap to AUGUSTA NATIONAL membership

southerner xo 2020: roadmap to curtail out-of-control roach infestation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674866)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 10:39 PM
Author: stirring claret mood

chilmata here. Before I met my black wife my apartment complex had roaches. I know you won't believe it, but they weren't from me. The old alcoholic lady in the complex brought them in.

But anyway, the exterminator told me that you can't just treat them once. When you are infested and the exterminator comes, he'll kill off the "cousins, aunts, and uncles" but the "mom and pop" will escape and then come back and start breeding again. You have to hit them twice, a couple weeks apart.

Have fun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40675159)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: Talented Toilet Seat Dingle Berry

You will acquire superpowers if the roach bites you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40675171)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 6:26 AM
Author: Wine Misanthropic Station

So you learned about roaches...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40676125)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 8:57 AM
Author: salmon address people who are hurt

so you made this video first and still ended up with one in your microwave?

https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhGH3WFqT12blDE4e2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40676337)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 9:07 AM
Author: Talented Toilet Seat Dingle Berry

The only good bug is a dead bug!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40676361)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 9:16 AM
Author: Talented Toilet Seat Dingle Berry

Oriental cockroaches are the champ of southern insects. They come out in herds at night. If you get up and turn on a light you can see them moving as a black wave and hear them scurrying across the linoleum floors. I used to catch them in a roach trap and sell them as fish bait. Two for a penny. Their guts come out sort of like cream cheese when you put them on a hook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40676389)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 1:45 PM
Author: high-end lake gas station

Can confirm. The very first apartment I had as a college sophomore was infested with the fuckers. Would turn on the light at night and there would be tiny little roachdoods scurrying all over the counter and the plates in the sink. There were tons of them, I'd probably see like 30 so which meant there were literally hundreds if not thousands. Luckily I got the fuck out of that place at the end of the year and have never dealt with those types of roaches again. All of my other roach encounters have been one-offs with large roaches that aren't breeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40677689)