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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: sadistic thriller casino circlehead

have somewhat of a roach outbreak right now. I put some leftover BBQ onto a plate and heated it up for a minute in my microwave.

When it was done, I took out the plate of piping hot BBQ pork, and saw a roach running around the back of the microwave.

What the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672172)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Black Hairraiser Rigpig

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672193)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Black Hairraiser Rigpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672194)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: anal flickering scourge upon the earth principal's office



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:33 PM
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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy greedy mood

Yea they're alien beings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672195)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:30 PM
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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: charismatic at-the-ready cuck

This reminds me of the first time in Starcraft that I saw a zealot take a direct hit from a siege tank and keep coming.

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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:03 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Khaki Forum Hairy Legs

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Date: July 29th, 2020 9:17 AM
Author: Amber brunch

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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: brass institution personal credit line

low water content and resistance to radiation

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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: haunting karate water buffalo

Only narrow bands of your microwave heat up cuz micro waves are actually very big. So probly found a cool spot n chilled. .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672261)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: crystalline boyish associate

locked in an industrial-grade tuna oven? just find a cool spot and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672265)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: haunting karate water buffalo

Tuna ovens operate differently I suspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672282)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:04 PM
Author: french autistic jap digit ratio

*Roach winks*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672408)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: sadistic thriller casino circlehead

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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: odious fear-inspiring office

dat constructive and destructive interference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672989)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:45 PM
Author: fishy dopamine box office

It actually grew stronger from the radiation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672290)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant bipolar turdskin

cr he just bred radioactive cockroaches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672542)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:19 PM
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:05 PM
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where the fuck do u live that has roaches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672415)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: sadistic thriller casino circlehead

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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Violet Piazza

where isn't there? just cause u dont see them

there's way more roaches than people in america

and 10000x more roaches than people in nyc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672967)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: crimson glittery school cafeteria

i've never seen a roach in my entire life

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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Violet Piazza

i've never seen a shark either i guess they dont exist

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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:36 PM
Author: White Mad-dog Skullcap

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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:09 PM
Author: crimson glittery school cafeteria

jfc. get a maid. and a new microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672455)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:10 PM
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Love this thread. It has all the right classic XO vibes. Great work ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672461)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:12 PM
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: Lime locus jewess

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672498)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:16 PM
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Black Hairraiser Rigpig

doodikoff is the only poster on earth who would just nonchalantly post "just microwaved a roach and here are my observations"

he's an open book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672550)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: Laughsome abode

i was honestly expecting a chilmata thread when i opened this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673145)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:29 PM
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:33 PM
Author: Cyan Nibblets



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:11 PM
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: shimmering factory reset button main people

Is your roommate Chilmata?

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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: Lime locus jewess



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:21 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Khaki Forum Hairy Legs

those were maggots bro

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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant bipolar turdskin

Where is that picture of the meth spoons and weird clock

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Date: July 28th, 2020 8:00 PM
Author: shimmering factory reset button main people

Rach, PLEASE RESTORE SEARCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674511)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:30 PM
Author: Mustard locale boltzmann



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:23 PM
Author: Flirting famous landscape painting

time to upgrade the microwave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672558)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:31 PM
Author: Mustard locale boltzmann

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672604)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:34 PM
Author: bateful lilac therapy old irish cottage

bbq leftover should never be microwaved. your cockroach roommate overestimated you and assumed the leftovers were his as no human would have such a lack of palate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672618)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:39 PM
Author: mauve nubile dilemma

i was tempted to argue that maybe he only cared about convenience and was willing to sacrifice food quality, but it's not really any more difficult to heat up the oven to 300 and leave the food in for 15 minutes.

maybe he was just that impatient?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672636)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: anal flickering scourge upon the earth principal's office



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:35 PM
Author: mauve nubile dilemma

did you still eat the bbq?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672622)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:35 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy ultramarine ticket booth reading party



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:36 PM
Author: shivering parlor

I really hope this is flame

How did you get a roach in your microwave man. Or was it already feasting on the BBQ leftovers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672626)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:58 PM
Author: sadistic thriller casino circlehead

the BBQ was in a plastic container in my fridge, I do not think that the roach was in it. My theory is that when I had the BBQ on the plate on my kitchen counter, it somehow either held onto the plate from the counter as I put it in the microwave, or it somehow snuck in when I opened the microwave door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672756)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:07 PM
Author: Black Hairraiser Rigpig

you should never microwave plastics if you can avoid it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672815)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: sadistic thriller casino circlehead

it was on a plate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672824)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Kink-friendly Set

What happens if you do?

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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Violet Piazza

the plastic chemicals start melting and evaporating and basically meld with ur food and ur eating hot plastic garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672970)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Kink-friendly Set

Fuck. I do this all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672985)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Violet Piazza

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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Black Hairraiser Rigpig

me too then I read a book and it said don't so I stopped

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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:15 PM
Author: Spruce national

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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:06 PM
Author: Vibrant idiot temple

Everything I've read says that microwaved roaches smell and taste slightly nutty. Would you say your experience corroborates this?

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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:07 PM
Author: sadistic thriller casino circlehead

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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:08 PM
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:13 PM
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:16 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Meetinghouse

American or German?

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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:23 PM
Author: sadistic thriller casino circlehead

from photos, it appears that these are German. Smaller than the other ones I've seen for years in other places

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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:22 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Meetinghouse

Ur life sounds really shitty honestly. Hang in there.

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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:24 PM
Author: sadistic thriller casino circlehead

I know it sounds bad but my place is actually pretty nice, other than the roach problem that sprang up about 2-3 months ago

but yeah everything else sucks ass right now

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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Violet Piazza

did u eat the food or throw it out

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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant bipolar turdskin

Deafening silence

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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: Cyan Nibblets

how have you not dealt with a roach problem for three months

why tf are you seeing roaches during the day, that means the infestation is really bad and the nest is overcrowded

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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:23 PM
Author: Mustard locale boltzmann

eat the bugs goy!

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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: gay stimulating prole address

I just killed a 2.5 inch long roach in my shower. Dude was just chilling there on the wall. Don't have an infestation but maybe once or twice during the summer a fully grown roachdood will get in from outside.



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:33 PM
Author: Mustard locale boltzmann

jfc.... 35 year old dried up shrews and now cockroaches?!

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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: gay stimulating prole address

That's life in the south man. You have to occasionally deal with these HUGE, EXTREMELY AGILE roaches.



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: Cyan Nibblets

i trapped a roach in a peanut butter jar in my kitchen last week

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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored pearl gas station

SoCal actually has a bad roach problem every summer like this, they come in from outside

They're the huge American ones too between 1"-2" long

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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:36 PM
Author: Know-it-all Multi-billionaire Spot

OP, chandler, and chilmata have just kind of blurred into one person in my mind now

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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:15 PM
Author: Spruce national



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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: Zippy wonderful whorehouse

Roachmo here - are they the big ones or small ones?

If they're the really small ones you're FUCKED if you're seeing them regularly... especially if you're seeing them regularly during the daytime, that's not a good sign and means you have major infestation.

Remember, for every roach you see, there are many more hidden that you don't.

Your best course of action is sprinkling boric acid where you often see them. Roaches eat their own dead, so this will poison them and kill them when they clean themselves after coming into contact with it, they will then be back around the nest, and they'll eat their own dead starting off a chain reaction of roach on roach cannibalism.



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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Cyan Nibblets

i just got some of those roach baits and i haven't seen any since

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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:12 PM
Author: Zippy wonderful whorehouse

Yeah - similar concept to the boric acid, chain reaction of poisoning

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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:18 PM
Author: Cyan Nibblets

180

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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: awkward diverse stage

fellow southern masterman here. dad had a roach outbreak at his place in charleston. literally every stage of roach from babies to adult roachbros crawling all over the walls. had exterminators come in with that gel roach bait that they squeezed behind every crack, underneath cupboards, baseboard, etc. no fumes or anything. within a week, every last roach was gone.

advion was the brand name i think

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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:17 PM
Author: awkward diverse stage

southerner xo 2005: roadmap to AUGUSTA NATIONAL membership

southerner xo 2020: roadmap to curtail out-of-control roach infestation

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Date: July 28th, 2020 10:39 PM
Author: Cracking stag film dragon

chilmata here. Before I met my black wife my apartment complex had roaches. I know you won't believe it, but they weren't from me. The old alcoholic lady in the complex brought them in.

But anyway, the exterminator told me that you can't just treat them once. When you are infested and the exterminator comes, he'll kill off the "cousins, aunts, and uncles" but the "mom and pop" will escape and then come back and start breeding again. You have to hit them twice, a couple weeks apart.

Have fun!

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Date: July 28th, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: indecent slippery shrine

You will acquire superpowers if the roach bites you.

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Date: July 29th, 2020 6:26 AM
Author: Frozen motley station

So you learned about roaches...

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Date: July 29th, 2020 8:57 AM
Author: self-centered house brethren

so you made this video first and still ended up with one in your microwave?

https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhGH3WFqT12blDE4e2

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Date: July 29th, 2020 9:07 AM
Author: indecent slippery shrine

The only good bug is a dead bug!



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Date: July 29th, 2020 9:16 AM
Author: indecent slippery shrine

Oriental cockroaches are the champ of southern insects. They come out in herds at night. If you get up and turn on a light you can see them moving as a black wave and hear them scurrying across the linoleum floors. I used to catch them in a roach trap and sell them as fish bait. Two for a penny. Their guts come out sort of like cream cheese when you put them on a hook.

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Date: July 29th, 2020 1:45 PM
Author: gay stimulating prole address

Can confirm. The very first apartment I had as a college sophomore was infested with the fuckers. Would turn on the light at night and there would be tiny little roachdoods scurrying all over the counter and the plates in the sink. There were tons of them, I'd probably see like 30 so which meant there were literally hundreds if not thousands. Luckily I got the fuck out of that place at the end of the year and have never dealt with those types of roaches again. All of my other roach encounters have been one-offs with large roaches that aren't breeding inside.

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