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a roach in my kitchen survived 1 minute on high in my microwave
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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:24 PM Author: bespoke mint meetinghouse weed whacker have somewhat of a roach outbreak right now. I put some leftover BBQ onto a plate and heated it up for a minute in my microwave.
When it was done, I took out the plate of piping hot BBQ pork, and saw a roach running around the back of the microwave.
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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:27 PM Author: Impertinent kitchen jap wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672193) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:27 PM Author: Impertinent kitchen jap everything about this post, wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672194) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:07 PM Author: fear-inspiring piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672435) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:33 PM Author: wine sexy internal respiration dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672611) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:27 PM Author: amethyst free-loading half-breed bawdyhouse Yea they're alien beings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672195) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:30 PM Author: zippy dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672207) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:31 PM Author: bisexual quadroon resort This reminds me of the first time in Starcraft that I saw a zealot take a direct hit from a siege tank and keep coming. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672211) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:03 PM Author: talking elite office giraffe 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672401) |
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Date: July 29th, 2020 9:17 AM Author: Nudist address lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40676393) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:32 PM Author: Stubborn karate masturbator low water content and resistance to radiation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672219) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:41 PM Author: Seedy goal in life Only narrow bands of your microwave heat up cuz micro waves are actually very big. So probly found a cool spot n chilled. . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672261) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:42 PM Author: yapping deranged goyim locked in an industrial-grade tuna oven? just find a cool spot and chill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672265) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:44 PM Author: Seedy goal in life Tuna ovens operate differently I suspect (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672282) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:04 PM Author: low-t thirsty lodge volcanic crater *Roach winks* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672408) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:07 PM Author: bespoke mint meetinghouse weed whacker Interesting microwave oven scholarship. Thank you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672437) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:34 PM Author: clear soul-stirring genital piercing dat constructive and destructive interference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672989) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:45 PM Author: Metal Hairraiser Principal's Office Haunted Graveyard It actually grew stronger from the radiation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672290) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:22 PM Author: rose house cr he just bred radioactive cockroaches (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672542) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:19 PM Author: sepia cracking property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674873) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:05 PM Author: Contagious organic girlfriend immigrant where the fuck do u live that has roaches (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672415) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:07 PM Author: bespoke mint meetinghouse weed whacker The south (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672433) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:30 PM Author: Cobalt Electric Pervert where isn't there? just cause u dont see them
there's way more roaches than people in america
and 10000x more roaches than people in nyc |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:40 PM Author: concupiscible balding theatre preventive strike i've never seen a roach in my entire life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673039) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:52 PM Author: Cobalt Electric Pervert i've never seen a shark either i guess they dont exist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673129) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:36 PM Author: Haunting Dead Field lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673013) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:09 PM Author: concupiscible balding theatre preventive strike jfc. get a maid. and a new microwave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672455) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:10 PM Author: costumed tanning salon crotch Love this thread. It has all the right classic XO vibes. Great work ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672461) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:12 PM Author: zippy dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672482) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:15 PM Author: vivacious gay roast beef alpha vintage chilmata vibes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672498) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:16 PM Author: Pungent navy theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672505) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:22 PM Author: Impertinent kitchen jap doodikoff is the only poster on earth who would just nonchalantly post "just microwaved a roach and here are my observations"
he's an open book |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:55 PM Author: Massive Lemon Locus Pocket Flask i was honestly expecting a chilmata thread when i opened this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673145) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:29 PM Author: zombie-like big-titted turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672588) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:33 PM Author: Walnut jet-lagged native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672981) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:11 PM Author: exhilarant sick gas station sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672470) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:14 PM Author: Know-it-all Buck-toothed Striped Hyena Is your roommate Chilmata? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672492) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:15 PM Author: vivacious gay roast beef alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672500) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:21 PM Author: talking elite office giraffe those were maggots bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672534) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:22 PM Author: rose house Where is that picture of the meth spoons and weird clock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672549) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 8:00 PM Author: Know-it-all Buck-toothed Striped Hyena Rach, PLEASE RESTORE SEARCH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674511) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:30 PM Author: lascivious abode double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672597) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:23 PM Author: Brindle Wagecucks time to upgrade the microwave (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672558) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:31 PM Author: lascivious abode double fault Doodikoff's life: video games Gamesfaq shitlaw roaches |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:34 PM Author: aromatic bossy mad-dog skullcap bbq leftover should never be microwaved. your cockroach roommate overestimated you and assumed the leftovers were his as no human would have such a lack of palate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672618) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:39 PM Author: Lime menage i was tempted to argue that maybe he only cared about convenience and was willing to sacrifice food quality, but it's not really any more difficult to heat up the oven to 300 and leave the food in for 15 minutes.
maybe he was just that impatient? |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:03 PM Author: fear-inspiring piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672793) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:35 PM Author: Lime menage did you still eat the bbq? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672622) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:35 PM Author: unhinged submissive death wish trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672623) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:36 PM Author: Bearded cyan degenerate I really hope this is flame
How did you get a roach in your microwave man. Or was it already feasting on the BBQ leftovers? |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:58 PM Author: bespoke mint meetinghouse weed whacker the BBQ was in a plastic container in my fridge, I do not think that the roach was in it. My theory is that when I had the BBQ on the plate on my kitchen counter, it somehow either held onto the plate from the counter as I put it in the microwave, or it somehow snuck in when I opened the microwave door. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672756) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:07 PM Author: Impertinent kitchen jap you should never microwave plastics if you can avoid it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672815) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:08 PM Author: bespoke mint meetinghouse weed whacker it was on a plate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672824) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:28 PM Author: Filthy Blue Headpube Rehab What happens if you do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672952) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:31 PM Author: Cobalt Electric Pervert the plastic chemicals start melting and evaporating and basically meld with ur food and ur eating hot plastic garbage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672970) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:33 PM Author: Filthy Blue Headpube Rehab Fuck. I do this all the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672985) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:34 PM Author: Cobalt Electric Pervert ur prob gonna get abdominal cancer or some shit later on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672991) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:34 PM Author: aphrodisiac violent institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672996) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:38 PM Author: rose house Rip (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673029) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:40 PM Author: Impertinent kitchen jap me too then I read a book and it said don't so I stopped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673044) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:15 PM Author: topaz shitlib center damn man rip sad ur a great poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674853) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:06 PM Author: azure national travel guidebook Everything I've read says that microwaved roaches smell and taste slightly nutty. Would you say your experience corroborates this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672811) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:07 PM Author: bespoke mint meetinghouse weed whacker naw man. It was completely fine and no odor. Like nothing happened at all to it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672819) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:08 PM Author: aphrodisiac violent institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672827) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 8:54 PM Author: disgusting voyeur Incredible poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674783) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:13 PM Author: Filthy Blue Headpube Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672862) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:16 PM Author: excitant becky American or German? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672884) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:23 PM Author: bespoke mint meetinghouse weed whacker from photos, it appears that these are German. Smaller than the other ones I've seen for years in other places (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672923) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:22 PM Author: excitant becky Ur life sounds really shitty honestly. Hang in there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672910) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:24 PM Author: bespoke mint meetinghouse weed whacker I know it sounds bad but my place is actually pretty nice, other than the roach problem that sprang up about 2-3 months ago
but yeah everything else sucks ass right now |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:31 PM Author: Cobalt Electric Pervert did u eat the food or throw it out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672972) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:39 PM Author: rose house Deafening silence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673036) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:35 PM Author: Walnut jet-lagged native how have you not dealt with a roach problem for three months why tf are you seeing roaches during the day, that means the infestation is really bad and the nest is overcrowded |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:23 PM Author: lascivious abode double fault eat the bugs goy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672918) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:32 PM Author: Flesh coldplay fan nibblets I just killed a 2.5 inch long roach in my shower. Dude was just chilling there on the wall. Don't have an infestation but maybe once or twice during the summer a fully grown roachdood will get in from outside.
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:33 PM Author: lascivious abode double fault jfc.... 35 year old dried up shrews and now cockroaches?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672987) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:55 PM Author: Flesh coldplay fan nibblets That's life in the south man. You have to occasionally deal with these HUGE, EXTREMELY AGILE roaches. |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:35 PM Author: Walnut jet-lagged native i trapped a roach in a peanut butter jar in my kitchen last week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673005) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:37 PM Author: exhilarant sick gas station sneaky criminal SoCal actually has a bad roach problem every summer like this, they come in from outside They're the huge American ones too between 1"-2" long |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:36 PM Author: nofapping henna space feces OP, chandler, and chilmata have just kind of blurred into one person in my mind now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673009) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:15 PM Author: topaz shitlib center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674857) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:04 PM Author: Indecent keepsake machete Roachmo here - are they the big ones or small ones?
If they're the really small ones you're FUCKED if you're seeing them regularly... especially if you're seeing them regularly during the daytime, that's not a good sign and means you have major infestation.
Remember, for every roach you see, there are many more hidden that you don't.
Your best course of action is sprinkling boric acid where you often see them. Roaches eat their own dead, so this will poison them and kill them when they clean themselves after coming into contact with it, they will then be back around the nest, and they'll eat their own dead starting off a chain reaction of roach on roach cannibalism.
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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:07 PM Author: Walnut jet-lagged native i just got some of those roach baits and i haven't seen any since (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674822) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:12 PM Author: Indecent keepsake machete Yeah - similar concept to the boric acid, chain reaction of poisoning (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674845) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:18 PM Author: Walnut jet-lagged native 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674872) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:14 PM Author: Crystalline puppy market fellow southern masterman here. dad had a roach outbreak at his place in charleston. literally every stage of roach from babies to adult roachbros crawling all over the walls. had exterminators come in with that gel roach bait that they squeezed behind every crack, underneath cupboards, baseboard, etc. no fumes or anything. within a week, every last roach was gone.
advion was the brand name i think |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:17 PM Author: Crystalline puppy market southerner xo 2005: roadmap to AUGUSTA NATIONAL membership
southerner xo 2020: roadmap to curtail out-of-control roach infestation |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 10:39 PM Author: Irradiated Snowy Nowag chilmata here. Before I met my black wife my apartment complex had roaches. I know you won't believe it, but they weren't from me. The old alcoholic lady in the complex brought them in.
But anyway, the exterminator told me that you can't just treat them once. When you are infested and the exterminator comes, he'll kill off the "cousins, aunts, and uncles" but the "mom and pop" will escape and then come back and start breeding again. You have to hit them twice, a couple weeks apart.
Have fun! |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 10:44 PM Author: Anal buff wrinkle You will acquire superpowers if the roach bites you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40675171) |
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Date: July 29th, 2020 6:26 AM Author: hideous stage So you learned about roaches... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40676125) |
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Date: July 29th, 2020 8:57 AM Author: Twinkling Bat Shit Crazy Home so you made this video first and still ended up with one in your microwave?
https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhGH3WFqT12blDE4e2 |
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Date: July 29th, 2020 9:07 AM Author: Anal buff wrinkle The only good bug is a dead bug!
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Date: July 29th, 2020 9:16 AM Author: Anal buff wrinkle Oriental cockroaches are the champ of southern insects. They come out in herds at night. If you get up and turn on a light you can see them moving as a black wave and hear them scurrying across the linoleum floors. I used to catch them in a roach trap and sell them as fish bait. Two for a penny. Their guts come out sort of like cream cheese when you put them on a hook. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40676389) |
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Date: July 29th, 2020 1:45 PM Author: Flesh coldplay fan nibblets Can confirm. The very first apartment I had as a college sophomore was infested with the fuckers. Would turn on the light at night and there would be tiny little roachdoods scurrying all over the counter and the plates in the sink. There were tons of them, I'd probably see like 30 so which meant there were literally hundreds if not thousands. Luckily I got the fuck out of that place at the end of the year and have never dealt with those types of roaches again. All of my other roach encounters have been one-offs with large roaches that aren't breeding inside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40677689) |