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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:24 PM Author: contagious halford have somewhat of a roach outbreak right now. I put some leftover BBQ onto a plate and heated it up for a minute in my microwave.
When it was done, I took out the plate of piping hot BBQ pork, and saw a roach running around the back of the microwave.
What the fuck (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672172) |
Date: July 28th, 2020 1:27 PM Author: Saffron Electric Knife wtf (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672193) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:27 PM Author: Saffron Electric Knife everything about this post, wtf (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672194) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:27 PM Author: obsidian high-end corner ratface Yea they're alien beings. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672195) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:30 PM Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672207) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:32 PM Author: dashing casino low water content and resistance to radiation (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672219) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:41 PM Author: Talented Lime Goyim Only narrow bands of your microwave heat up cuz micro waves are actually very big. So probly found a cool spot n chilled. . (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672261) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:42 PM Author: stimulating burgundy boltzmann locked in an industrial-grade tuna oven? just find a cool spot and chill (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672265) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:44 PM Author: Talented Lime Goyim Tuna ovens operate differently I suspect (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672282) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:04 PM Author: Nofapping cream ape *Roach winks* (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672408) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:07 PM Author: contagious halford Interesting microwave oven scholarship. Thank you (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672437) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:34 PM Author: startling area dat constructive and destructive interference (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672989) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:45 PM Author: Comical mewling brunch It actually grew stronger from the radiation (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672290) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:22 PM Author: Cerebral geriatric bawdyhouse therapy cr he just bred radioactive cockroaches (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672542) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:19 PM Author: excitant den international law enforcement agency (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674873) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:05 PM Author: blathering national jap where the fuck do u live that has roaches (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672415) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:07 PM Author: contagious halford The south (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672433) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:30 PM Author: Clear swashbuckling reading party where isn't there? just cause u dont see them
there's way more roaches than people in america
and 10000x more roaches than people in nyc (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672967) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:40 PM Author: effete sound barrier death wish i've never seen a roach in my entire life (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673039) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:52 PM Author: Clear swashbuckling reading party i've never seen a shark either i guess they dont exist (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673129) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:36 PM Author: Jet-lagged Slimy Nursing Home Faggotry lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673013) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:09 PM Author: effete sound barrier death wish jfc. get a maid. and a new microwave. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672455) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:12 PM Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672482) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:22 PM Author: Saffron Electric Knife doodikoff is the only poster on earth who would just nonchalantly post "just microwaved a roach and here are my observations"
he's an open book (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672550) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:55 PM Author: Yellow boiling water i was honestly expecting a chilmata thread when i opened this (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673145) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:23 PM Author: Arousing chocolate stage time to upgrade the microwave (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672558) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:31 PM Author: curious resort filthpig Doodikoff's life: video games Gamesfaq shitlaw roaches (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672604) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:34 PM Author: shimmering principal's office newt bbq leftover should never be microwaved. your cockroach roommate overestimated you and assumed the leftovers were his as no human would have such a lack of palate. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672618) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:39 PM Author: pontificating church i was tempted to argue that maybe he only cared about convenience and was willing to sacrifice food quality, but it's not really any more difficult to heat up the oven to 300 and leave the food in for 15 minutes.
maybe he was just that impatient? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672636) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:03 PM Author: turquoise prole hominid (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672793) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:35 PM Author: pontificating church did you still eat the bbq? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672622) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:35 PM Author: indigo corn cake (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672623) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:36 PM Author: lsd (literal autist) I really hope this is flame
How did you get a roach in your microwave man. Or was it already feasting on the BBQ leftovers? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672626) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:58 PM Author: contagious halford the BBQ was in a plastic container in my fridge, I do not think that the roach was in it. My theory is that when I had the BBQ on the plate on my kitchen counter, it somehow either held onto the plate from the counter as I put it in the microwave, or it somehow snuck in when I opened the microwave door. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672756) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:07 PM Author: Saffron Electric Knife you should never microwave plastics if you can avoid it (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672815) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:08 PM Author: contagious halford it was on a plate. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672824) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:28 PM Author: Bateful native What happens if you do? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672952) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:31 PM Author: Clear swashbuckling reading party the plastic chemicals start melting and evaporating and basically meld with ur food and ur eating hot plastic garbage (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672970) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:33 PM Author: Bateful native Fuck. I do this all the time (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672985) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:34 PM Author: Clear swashbuckling reading party ur prob gonna get abdominal cancer or some shit later on (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672991) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:40 PM Author: Saffron Electric Knife me too then I read a book and it said don't so I stopped (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673044) |
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0xCE955F7F2A24fB8A7c3cd6F115F65E016c785EC8 Date: July 28th, 2020 9:15 PM Author: richard clock damn man rip sad ur a great poaster (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674853) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:06 PM Author: Bright Parlour Everything I've read says that microwaved roaches smell and taste slightly nutty. Would you say your experience corroborates this? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672811) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:07 PM Author: contagious halford naw man. It was completely fine and no odor. Like nothing happened at all to it (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672819) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:23 PM Author: contagious halford from photos, it appears that these are German. Smaller than the other ones I've seen for years in other places (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672923) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:22 PM Author: glittery pit famous landscape painting Ur life sounds really shitty honestly. Hang in there. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672910) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:24 PM Author: contagious halford I know it sounds bad but my place is actually pretty nice, other than the roach problem that sprang up about 2-3 months ago
but yeah everything else sucks ass right now (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672931) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:31 PM Author: Clear swashbuckling reading party did u eat the food or throw it out (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672972) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:39 PM Author: Cerebral geriatric bawdyhouse therapy Deafening silence (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673036) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:35 PM Author: heady sable round eye digit ratio how have you not dealt with a roach problem for three months why tf are you seeing roaches during the day, that means the infestation is really bad and the nest is overcrowded (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672998) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:23 PM Author: curious resort filthpig eat the bugs goy! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672918) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:32 PM Author: fuchsia turdskin kitchen I just killed a 2.5 inch long roach in my shower. Dude was just chilling there on the wall. Don't have an infestation but maybe once or twice during the summer a fully grown roachdood will get in from outside.
(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672976) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:33 PM Author: curious resort filthpig jfc.... 35 year old dried up shrews and now cockroaches?! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672987) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:55 PM Author: fuchsia turdskin kitchen That's life in the south man. You have to occasionally deal with these HUGE, EXTREMELY AGILE roaches.
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:35 PM Author: heady sable round eye digit ratio i trapped a roach in a peanut butter jar in my kitchen last week (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673005) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:37 PM Author: Razzle Karate Pervert SoCal actually has a bad roach problem every summer like this, they come in from outside They're the huge American ones too between 1"-2" long (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673018) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:36 PM Author: Lascivious Stock Car OP, chandler, and chilmata have just kind of blurred into one person in my mind now (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673009) |
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0xCE955F7F2A24fB8A7c3cd6F115F65E016c785EC8 Date: July 28th, 2020 9:15 PM Author: richard clock (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674857) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:04 PM Author: Translucent office Roachmo here - are they the big ones or small ones?
If they're the really small ones you're FUCKED if you're seeing them regularly... especially if you're seeing them regularly during the daytime, that's not a good sign and means you have major infestation.
Remember, for every roach you see, there are many more hidden that you don't.
Your best course of action is sprinkling boric acid where you often see them. Roaches eat their own dead, so this will poison them and kill them when they clean themselves after coming into contact with it, they will then be back around the nest, and they'll eat their own dead starting off a chain reaction of roach on roach cannibalism.
(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674808) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:07 PM Author: heady sable round eye digit ratio i just got some of those roach baits and i haven't seen any since (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674822) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:12 PM Author: Translucent office Yeah - similar concept to the boric acid, chain reaction of poisoning (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674845) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:18 PM Author: heady sable round eye digit ratio 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674872) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:14 PM Author: buck-toothed razzmatazz doctorate ticket booth fellow southern masterman here. dad had a roach outbreak at his place in charleston. literally every stage of roach from babies to adult roachbros crawling all over the walls. had exterminators come in with that gel roach bait that they squeezed behind every crack, underneath cupboards, baseboard, etc. no fumes or anything. within a week, every last roach was gone.
advion was the brand name i think (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674848) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:17 PM Author: buck-toothed razzmatazz doctorate ticket booth southerner xo 2005: roadmap to AUGUSTA NATIONAL membership
southerner xo 2020: roadmap to curtail out-of-control roach infestation (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674866) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 10:39 PM Author: Elite half-breed chilmata here. Before I met my black wife my apartment complex had roaches. I know you won't believe it, but they weren't from me. The old alcoholic lady in the complex brought them in.
But anyway, the exterminator told me that you can't just treat them once. When you are infested and the exterminator comes, he'll kill off the "cousins, aunts, and uncles" but the "mom and pop" will escape and then come back and start breeding again. You have to hit them twice, a couple weeks apart.
Have fun! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40675159) |
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Date: July 28th, 2020 10:44 PM Author: slap-happy trip telephone philosopher-king You will acquire superpowers if the roach bites you. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40675171) |
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Date: July 29th, 2020 6:26 AM Author: Pumonymous So you learned about roaches... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40676125) |
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Date: July 29th, 2020 8:57 AM Author: Zombie-like Mildly Autistic French Chef Dopamine so you made this video first and still ended up with one in your microwave?
https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhGH3WFqT12blDE4e2 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40676337) |
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Date: July 29th, 2020 9:07 AM Author: slap-happy trip telephone philosopher-king The only good bug is a dead bug! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40676361) |
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Date: July 29th, 2020 9:16 AM Author: slap-happy trip telephone philosopher-king Oriental cockroaches are the champ of southern insects. They come out in herds at night. If you get up and turn on a light you can see them moving as a black wave and hear them scurrying across the linoleum floors. I used to catch them in a roach trap and sell them as fish bait. Two for a penny. Their guts come out sort of like cream cheese when you put them on a hook. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40676389) |
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Date: July 29th, 2020 1:45 PM Author: fuchsia turdskin kitchen Can confirm. The very first apartment I had as a college sophomore was infested with the fuckers. Would turn on the light at night and there would be tiny little roachdoods scurrying all over the counter and the plates in the sink. There were tons of them, I'd probably see like 30 so which meant there were literally hundreds if not thousands. Luckily I got the fuck out of that place at the end of the year and have never dealt with those types of roaches again. All of my other roach encounters have been one-offs with large roaches that aren't breeding inside. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40677689) |