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a roach in my kitchen survived 1 minute on high in my microwave

have somewhat of a roach outbreak right now. I put some left...
big plaza
  07/28/20
wtf
diverse trailer park
  07/28/20
everything about this post, wtf
diverse trailer park
  07/28/20
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Fuchsia thriller goal in life spot
  07/28/20
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dashing navy pisswyrm tanning salon
  07/28/20
Yea they're alien beings.
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  07/28/20
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tripping generalized bond circlehead
  07/28/20
This reminds me of the first time in Starcraft that I saw a ...
idiotic hot mexican
  07/28/20
180
Alcoholic dun multi-billionaire coffee pot
  07/28/20
lmao
Razzle Turdskin
  07/29/20
low water content and resistance to radiation
cerebral black woman office
  07/28/20
Only narrow bands of your microwave heat up cuz micro waves ...
Glittery depressive jewess
  07/28/20
locked in an industrial-grade tuna oven? just find a cool sp...
olive bbw
  07/28/20
Tuna ovens operate differently I suspect
Glittery depressive jewess
  07/28/20
*Roach winks*
rebellious contagious incel chapel
  07/28/20
Interesting microwave oven scholarship. Thank you
big plaza
  07/28/20
dat constructive and destructive interference
Motley set friendly grandma
  07/28/20
It actually grew stronger from the radiation
violent cracking headpube
  07/28/20
cr he just bred radioactive cockroaches
offensive idiot
  07/28/20
...
pearly affirmative action personal credit line
  07/28/20
where the fuck do u live that has roaches
Amber maniacal meetinghouse puppy
  07/28/20
The south
big plaza
  07/28/20
where isn't there? just cause u dont see them there's way...
Brindle Stubborn Dingle Berry Pit
  07/28/20
i've never seen a roach in my entire life
Racy wine theater
  07/28/20
i've never seen a shark either i guess they dont exist
Brindle Stubborn Dingle Berry Pit
  07/28/20
lol
Odious underhanded indian lodge
  07/28/20
jfc. get a maid. and a new microwave.
Racy wine theater
  07/28/20
Love this thread. It has all the right classic XO vibes. Gre...
Irradiated Chrome Psychic
  07/28/20
...
tripping generalized bond circlehead
  07/28/20
vintage chilmata vibes
milky space
  07/28/20
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Abusive startled wagecucks
  07/28/20
doodikoff is the only poster on earth who would just nonchal...
diverse trailer park
  07/28/20
i was honestly expecting a chilmata thread when i opened thi...
house-broken orchestra pit
  07/28/20
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Curious box office
  07/28/20
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  07/28/20
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white stimulating market blood rage
  07/28/20
Is your roommate Chilmata?
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  07/28/20
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milky space
  07/28/20
those were maggots bro
Alcoholic dun multi-billionaire coffee pot
  07/28/20
Where is that picture of the meth spoons and weird clock
offensive idiot
  07/28/20
Rach, PLEASE RESTORE SEARCH
vibrant fluffy masturbator address
  07/28/20
...
iridescent insecure trust fund antidepressant drug
  07/28/20
time to upgrade the microwave
Carmine Nofapping Laser Beams Fat Ankles
  07/28/20
Doodikoff's life: video games Gamesfaq shitlaw roaches
iridescent insecure trust fund antidepressant drug
  07/28/20
bbq leftover should never be microwaved. your cockroach room...
charismatic fear-inspiring ticket booth
  07/28/20
i was tempted to argue that maybe he only cared about conven...
Sooty senate sweet tailpipe
  07/28/20
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Fuchsia thriller goal in life spot
  07/28/20
did you still eat the bbq?
Sooty senate sweet tailpipe
  07/28/20
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razzle-dazzle henna degenerate
  07/28/20
I really hope this is flame How did you get a roach in yo...
laughsome topaz police squad internal respiration
  07/28/20
the BBQ was in a plastic container in my fridge, I do not th...
big plaza
  07/28/20
you should never microwave plastics if you can avoid it
diverse trailer park
  07/28/20
it was on a plate.
big plaza
  07/28/20
What happens if you do?
comical forum
  07/28/20
the plastic chemicals start melting and evaporating and basi...
Brindle Stubborn Dingle Berry Pit
  07/28/20
Fuck. I do this all the time
comical forum
  07/28/20
ur prob gonna get abdominal cancer or some shit later on
Brindle Stubborn Dingle Berry Pit
  07/28/20
...
Frum pearl stag film
  07/28/20
Rip
offensive idiot
  07/28/20
me too then I read a book and it said don't so I stopped
diverse trailer park
  07/28/20
damn man rip sad ur a great poaster
Pea-brained magical abode boiling water
  07/28/20
Everything I've read says that microwaved roaches smell and ...
khaki narrow-minded immigrant roast beef
  07/28/20
naw man. It was completely fine and no odor. Like nothing ha...
big plaza
  07/28/20
...
Frum pearl stag film
  07/28/20
Incredible poast moniker synergy
sexy multi-colored parlour rigor
  07/28/20
...
comical forum
  07/28/20
American or German?
sadistic base
  07/28/20
from photos, it appears that these are German. Smaller than ...
big plaza
  07/28/20
Ur life sounds really shitty honestly. Hang in there.
sadistic base
  07/28/20
I know it sounds bad but my place is actually pretty nice, o...
big plaza
  07/28/20
did u eat the food or throw it out
Brindle Stubborn Dingle Berry Pit
  07/28/20
Deafening silence
offensive idiot
  07/28/20
how have you not dealt with a roach problem for three months...
bright locale water buffalo
  07/28/20
eat the bugs goy!
iridescent insecure trust fund antidepressant drug
  07/28/20
I just killed a 2.5 inch long roach in my shower. Dude was j...
geriatric dilemma toilet seat
  07/28/20
jfc.... 35 year old dried up shrews and now cockroaches?!
iridescent insecure trust fund antidepressant drug
  07/28/20
That's life in the south man. You have to occasionally deal ...
geriatric dilemma toilet seat
  07/28/20
i trapped a roach in a peanut butter jar in my kitchen last ...
bright locale water buffalo
  07/28/20
SoCal actually has a bad roach problem every summer like thi...
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  07/28/20
OP, chandler, and chilmata have just kind of blurred into on...
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  07/28/20
Roachmo here - are they the big ones or small ones? If th...
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  07/28/20
i just got some of those roach baits and i haven't seen any ...
bright locale water buffalo
  07/28/20
Yeah - similar concept to the boric acid, chain reaction of ...
learning disabled vigorous keepsake machete patrolman
  07/28/20
180
bright locale water buffalo
  07/28/20
fellow southern masterman here. dad had a roach outbreak at ...
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  07/28/20
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Tantric indigo pistol principal's office
  07/28/20
chilmata here. Before I met my black wife my apartment compl...
Supple lime stage voyeur
  07/28/20
You will acquire superpowers if the roach bites you.
Soul-stirring infuriating sanctuary ceo
  07/28/20
So you learned about roaches...
bat shit crazy lake therapy parlor
  07/29/20
so you made this video first and still ended up with one in ...
Balding site rigpig
  07/29/20
The only good bug is a dead bug!
Soul-stirring infuriating sanctuary ceo
  07/29/20
Oriental cockroaches are the champ of southern insects. The...
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  07/29/20
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  07/29/20


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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: big plaza

have somewhat of a roach outbreak right now. I put some leftover BBQ onto a plate and heated it up for a minute in my microwave.

When it was done, I took out the plate of piping hot BBQ pork, and saw a roach running around the back of the microwave.

What the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672172)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: diverse trailer park

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672193)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: diverse trailer park

everything about this post, wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672194)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: Fuchsia thriller goal in life spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672435)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:33 PM
Author: dashing navy pisswyrm tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672611)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant talking home preventive strike

Yea they're alien beings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672195)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: tripping generalized bond circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672207)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: idiotic hot mexican

This reminds me of the first time in Starcraft that I saw a zealot take a direct hit from a siege tank and keep coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672211)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic dun multi-billionaire coffee pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672401)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 9:17 AM
Author: Razzle Turdskin

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40676393)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: cerebral black woman office

low water content and resistance to radiation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672219)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Glittery depressive jewess

Only narrow bands of your microwave heat up cuz micro waves are actually very big. So probly found a cool spot n chilled. .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672261)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: olive bbw

locked in an industrial-grade tuna oven? just find a cool spot and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672265)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: Glittery depressive jewess

Tuna ovens operate differently I suspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672282)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:04 PM
Author: rebellious contagious incel chapel

*Roach winks*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672408)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: big plaza

Interesting microwave oven scholarship. Thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672437)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: Motley set friendly grandma

dat constructive and destructive interference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672989)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:45 PM
Author: violent cracking headpube

It actually grew stronger from the radiation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672290)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: offensive idiot

cr he just bred radioactive cockroaches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672542)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:19 PM
Author: pearly affirmative action personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674873)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:05 PM
Author: Amber maniacal meetinghouse puppy

where the fuck do u live that has roaches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672415)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: big plaza

The south

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672433)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:30 PM
Author: Brindle Stubborn Dingle Berry Pit

where isn't there? just cause u dont see them

there's way more roaches than people in america

and 10000x more roaches than people in nyc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672967)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Racy wine theater

i've never seen a roach in my entire life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673039)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:52 PM
Author: Brindle Stubborn Dingle Berry Pit

i've never seen a shark either i guess they dont exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673129)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:36 PM
Author: Odious underhanded indian lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673013)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:09 PM
Author: Racy wine theater

jfc. get a maid. and a new microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672455)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:10 PM
Author: Irradiated Chrome Psychic

Love this thread. It has all the right classic XO vibes. Great work ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672461)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author: tripping generalized bond circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672482)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: milky space

vintage chilmata vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672498)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:16 PM
Author: Abusive startled wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672505)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: diverse trailer park

doodikoff is the only poster on earth who would just nonchalantly post "just microwaved a roach and here are my observations"

he's an open book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672550)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: house-broken orchestra pit

i was honestly expecting a chilmata thread when i opened this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673145)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: Curious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672588)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:33 PM
Author: bright locale water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672981)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:11 PM
Author: white stimulating market blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672470)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: vibrant fluffy masturbator address

Is your roommate Chilmata?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672492)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: milky space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672500)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic dun multi-billionaire coffee pot

those were maggots bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672534)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: offensive idiot

Where is that picture of the meth spoons and weird clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672549)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 8:00 PM
Author: vibrant fluffy masturbator address

Rach, PLEASE RESTORE SEARCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674511)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:30 PM
Author: iridescent insecure trust fund antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672597)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:23 PM
Author: Carmine Nofapping Laser Beams Fat Ankles

time to upgrade the microwave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672558)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:31 PM
Author: iridescent insecure trust fund antidepressant drug

Doodikoff's life:

video games

Gamesfaq

shitlaw

roaches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672604)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:34 PM
Author: charismatic fear-inspiring ticket booth

bbq leftover should never be microwaved. your cockroach roommate overestimated you and assumed the leftovers were his as no human would have such a lack of palate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672618)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:39 PM
Author: Sooty senate sweet tailpipe

i was tempted to argue that maybe he only cared about convenience and was willing to sacrifice food quality, but it's not really any more difficult to heat up the oven to 300 and leave the food in for 15 minutes.

maybe he was just that impatient?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672636)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Fuchsia thriller goal in life spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672793)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:35 PM
Author: Sooty senate sweet tailpipe

did you still eat the bbq?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672622)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:35 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle henna degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672623)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:36 PM
Author: laughsome topaz police squad internal respiration

I really hope this is flame

How did you get a roach in your microwave man. Or was it already feasting on the BBQ leftovers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672626)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:58 PM
Author: big plaza

the BBQ was in a plastic container in my fridge, I do not think that the roach was in it. My theory is that when I had the BBQ on the plate on my kitchen counter, it somehow either held onto the plate from the counter as I put it in the microwave, or it somehow snuck in when I opened the microwave door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672756)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:07 PM
Author: diverse trailer park

you should never microwave plastics if you can avoid it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672815)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: big plaza

it was on a plate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672824)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: comical forum

What happens if you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672952)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:31 PM
Author: Brindle Stubborn Dingle Berry Pit

the plastic chemicals start melting and evaporating and basically meld with ur food and ur eating hot plastic garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672970)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:33 PM
Author: comical forum

Fuck. I do this all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672985)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: Brindle Stubborn Dingle Berry Pit

ur prob gonna get abdominal cancer or some shit later on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672991)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: Frum pearl stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672996)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:38 PM
Author: offensive idiot

Rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673029)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: diverse trailer park

me too then I read a book and it said don't so I stopped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673044)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:15 PM
Author: Pea-brained magical abode boiling water

damn man rip sad ur a great poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674853)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:06 PM
Author: khaki narrow-minded immigrant roast beef

Everything I've read says that microwaved roaches smell and taste slightly nutty. Would you say your experience corroborates this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672811)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:07 PM
Author: big plaza

naw man. It was completely fine and no odor. Like nothing happened at all to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672819)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Frum pearl stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672827)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 8:54 PM
Author: sexy multi-colored parlour rigor

Incredible poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674783)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:13 PM
Author: comical forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672862)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:16 PM
Author: sadistic base

American or German?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672884)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:23 PM
Author: big plaza

from photos, it appears that these are German. Smaller than the other ones I've seen for years in other places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672923)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:22 PM
Author: sadistic base

Ur life sounds really shitty honestly. Hang in there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672910)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:24 PM
Author: big plaza

I know it sounds bad but my place is actually pretty nice, other than the roach problem that sprang up about 2-3 months ago

but yeah everything else sucks ass right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672931)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:31 PM
Author: Brindle Stubborn Dingle Berry Pit

did u eat the food or throw it out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672972)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: offensive idiot

Deafening silence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673036)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: bright locale water buffalo

how have you not dealt with a roach problem for three months

why tf are you seeing roaches during the day, that means the infestation is really bad and the nest is overcrowded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672998)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:23 PM
Author: iridescent insecure trust fund antidepressant drug

eat the bugs goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672918)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: geriatric dilemma toilet seat

I just killed a 2.5 inch long roach in my shower. Dude was just chilling there on the wall. Don't have an infestation but maybe once or twice during the summer a fully grown roachdood will get in from outside.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672976)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:33 PM
Author: iridescent insecure trust fund antidepressant drug

jfc.... 35 year old dried up shrews and now cockroaches?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40672987)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: geriatric dilemma toilet seat

That's life in the south man. You have to occasionally deal with these HUGE, EXTREMELY AGILE roaches.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673141)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: bright locale water buffalo

i trapped a roach in a peanut butter jar in my kitchen last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673005)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: white stimulating market blood rage

SoCal actually has a bad roach problem every summer like this, they come in from outside

They're the huge American ones too between 1"-2" long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673018)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:36 PM
Author: Cerise crackhouse cuckold

OP, chandler, and chilmata have just kind of blurred into one person in my mind now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40673009)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:15 PM
Author: Pea-brained magical abode boiling water



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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: learning disabled vigorous keepsake machete patrolman

Roachmo here - are they the big ones or small ones?

If they're the really small ones you're FUCKED if you're seeing them regularly... especially if you're seeing them regularly during the daytime, that's not a good sign and means you have major infestation.

Remember, for every roach you see, there are many more hidden that you don't.

Your best course of action is sprinkling boric acid where you often see them. Roaches eat their own dead, so this will poison them and kill them when they clean themselves after coming into contact with it, they will then be back around the nest, and they'll eat their own dead starting off a chain reaction of roach on roach cannibalism.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674808)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: bright locale water buffalo

i just got some of those roach baits and i haven't seen any since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674822)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:12 PM
Author: learning disabled vigorous keepsake machete patrolman

Yeah - similar concept to the boric acid, chain reaction of poisoning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674845)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:18 PM
Author: bright locale water buffalo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674872)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: Tantric indigo pistol principal's office

fellow southern masterman here. dad had a roach outbreak at his place in charleston. literally every stage of roach from babies to adult roachbros crawling all over the walls. had exterminators come in with that gel roach bait that they squeezed behind every crack, underneath cupboards, baseboard, etc. no fumes or anything. within a week, every last roach was gone.

advion was the brand name i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674848)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:17 PM
Author: Tantric indigo pistol principal's office

southerner xo 2005: roadmap to AUGUSTA NATIONAL membership

southerner xo 2020: roadmap to curtail out-of-control roach infestation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40674866)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 10:39 PM
Author: Supple lime stage voyeur

chilmata here. Before I met my black wife my apartment complex had roaches. I know you won't believe it, but they weren't from me. The old alcoholic lady in the complex brought them in.

But anyway, the exterminator told me that you can't just treat them once. When you are infested and the exterminator comes, he'll kill off the "cousins, aunts, and uncles" but the "mom and pop" will escape and then come back and start breeding again. You have to hit them twice, a couple weeks apart.

Have fun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40675159)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring infuriating sanctuary ceo

You will acquire superpowers if the roach bites you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40675171)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 6:26 AM
Author: bat shit crazy lake therapy parlor

So you learned about roaches...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40676125)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 8:57 AM
Author: Balding site rigpig

so you made this video first and still ended up with one in your microwave?

https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhGH3WFqT12blDE4e2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40676337)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 9:07 AM
Author: Soul-stirring infuriating sanctuary ceo

The only good bug is a dead bug!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40676361)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 9:16 AM
Author: Soul-stirring infuriating sanctuary ceo

Oriental cockroaches are the champ of southern insects. They come out in herds at night. If you get up and turn on a light you can see them moving as a black wave and hear them scurrying across the linoleum floors. I used to catch them in a roach trap and sell them as fish bait. Two for a penny. Their guts come out sort of like cream cheese when you put them on a hook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40676389)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 1:45 PM
Author: geriatric dilemma toilet seat

Can confirm. The very first apartment I had as a college sophomore was infested with the fuckers. Would turn on the light at night and there would be tiny little roachdoods scurrying all over the counter and the plates in the sink. There were tons of them, I'd probably see like 30 so which meant there were literally hundreds if not thousands. Luckily I got the fuck out of that place at the end of the year and have never dealt with those types of roaches again. All of my other roach encounters have been one-offs with large roaches that aren't breeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4593212&forum_id=2#40677689)