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Holy shit. 95% certain I fucked my 4th cousin. Promise not flame.

I've been off bort for a few months but this is too poast-wo...
Contagious Glassy Hospital
  10/28/20
You can legally marry your 3rd so marry her
Nubile federal doctorate set
  03/03/21
Describe the sex. Was it better?
fiercely-loyal station
  10/28/20
Sex was really good. I remember she was tiny and looked real...
Contagious Glassy Hospital
  10/28/20
she's a bug?
passionate home striped hyena
  10/28/20
No. Blond white girl.
Contagious Glassy Hospital
  10/28/20
...
Alcoholic Outnumbered Box Office Death Wish
  10/28/20
big deal this would be very common in 99.999% of human histo...
chocolate legal warrant dingle berry
  10/28/20
Over the eons, the median marriage was probably with a secon...
Glittery Blood Rage
  10/28/20
Sister and Wife originally were synonyms.
racy honey-headed alpha
  05/25/21
4th cousin isnt even related really
vigorous scarlet pocket flask parlor
  10/28/20
STFU bro. Don't ruin this for me.
Contagious Glassy Hospital
  10/28/20
This thread is about her, but I made it years later and ther...
Contagious Glassy Hospital
  10/28/20
great thread
Juden Peterstein
  10/28/20
...
Diverse Garnet Milk Theater
  03/03/21
Here's another thread about here, but this was also made a w...
Contagious Glassy Hospital
  10/28/20
https://youtu.be/DTTtld-gkVw
propecia mathematica
  10/28/20
Prestigious
racy honey-headed alpha
  10/28/20
You’re virtually unrelated to your 4th cousin
Aggressive Community Account
  10/28/20
Fuck off gook.
Contagious Glassy Hospital
  10/28/20
Lol it's very possible we've all fucked some fourth or fifth...
Alcoholic Rose Psychic Fanboi
  10/28/20
(Guy who tells his 4 y/o niece that Santa is fake)
Contagious Glassy Hospital
  10/28/20
Yeah until some old person in your family w a lot of descend...
vigorous scarlet pocket flask parlor
  10/28/20
Bumping and also linking in a dif thread.
Contagious Glassy Hospital
  03/02/21
Can anyone explain like I’m five what exactly a fourth...
Bat shit crazy disgusting spot travel guidebook
  03/02/21
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/ee/e8/95eee8683e1b9a73960b...
Contagious Glassy Hospital
  03/02/21
*3rd great grandparent Just think of the cousin number as...
odious zombie-like locale party of the first part
  05/26/21
And fuck everything about the removed cousin naming. http...
odious zombie-like locale party of the first part
  05/26/21
Here's a pic of her btw. [Redacted]
Contagious Glassy Hospital
  03/02/21
She's haf.
Indecent bossy incel
  03/02/21
She was one of my favorite fucks of all time. Super cute and...
Contagious Glassy Hospital
  03/02/21
180
Indecent bossy incel
  03/03/21
What's his name
marvelous iridescent step-uncle's house
  03/02/21
23andMe isn't a dating site?
Sepia unholy point brethren
  03/03/21
...
Diverse Garnet Milk Theater
  03/03/21
...
pearl shitlib
  05/25/21
pics or it didn't happen
Arousing Grizzly Dog Poop National Security Agency
  03/03/21
Serious question how do you have a 4th cousin? I've never ev...
Diverse Garnet Milk Theater
  03/03/21
That means we share a fourth great grandfather. Not too comp...
Contagious Glassy Hospital
  03/03/21
Repost the pic bro
Laughsome Crackhouse Voyeur
  03/03/21
https://imgur.com/a/Qmo9Cnj
Contagious Glassy Hospital
  03/03/21
Nice
Laughsome Crackhouse Voyeur
  03/03/21
This thread is 1000000% real
Contagious Glassy Hospital
  05/25/21
arabs marry their 1st cousins and sometime sisters
Shimmering Windowlicker French Chef
  05/25/21
How was he compared to the first three?
deep azure trailer park
  05/25/21
SHE was a cute AF petite blonde scientist.
Contagious Glassy Hospital
  05/25/21
nonresponsive
deep azure trailer park
  05/26/21
...
odious zombie-like locale party of the first part
  05/26/21
...
Sepia unholy point brethren
  05/26/21
...
metal mint principal's office factory reset button
  05/26/21
wow 180 story, gook
big sanctuary goal in life
  05/26/21
I don't blame anyone for assuming this one is fake. Seems to...
Contagious Glassy Hospital
  05/26/21
If I were balls deep in Megan fox (who somehow looks sexier/...
Pea-brained Lascivious Fortuitous Meteor Messiness
  05/26/21
It aligns with an xoxo meme -- and is also just an interesti...
Contagious Glassy Hospital
  05/26/21


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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Contagious Glassy Hospital

I've been off bort for a few months but this is too poast-worthy to not make a poast about.

Every month or so 23andMe sends an email with a link to new DNA relatives in their system. Maybe half the time I check it out to see who's new on there.

One of the names on there looked really familiar. Common first name, but a random uncommon last name that seemed really familiar in connection with the first name. I went back to working but kept thinking the name sounded familiar.

Then maybe a half an hour later I realized that it was the name of this random tinder post-doc I fucked on a trip to Boston 5-7 years ago or something.

After I fuck tinder chicks, I always block them on LinkedIn and Facebook to minimize the chances they stumble across me. (I'm a cheatmo). So, I can use that as a list of the tinder chicks I have fucked. I also usually email myself their Tinder pictures and real name in my burner email account. In this case I never emailed myself pictures, but I did have her blocked on Facebook and LinkedIn.

Just now I logged into facebook and LinkedIn and BOOM -- name matches. And based on a google search of her name, the city she's in now matches the city of the girl on 22andMe.

Safe to say with pretty high certainty that it's the same girl.

I probably made a thread about fucking her. Will try to find it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207623)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:47 AM
Author: Nubile federal doctorate set

You can legally marry your 3rd so marry her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039036)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:17 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal station

Describe the sex. Was it better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207647)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:18 PM
Author: Contagious Glassy Hospital

Sex was really good. I remember she was tiny and looked really young. I remember she told me a funny story about how the last guy she fucked was some dorky NOWAG in her lab that she was not attracted to, but who she fucked out of pitty when he made a move on her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207655)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:27 PM
Author: passionate home striped hyena

she's a bug?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207717)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:29 PM
Author: Contagious Glassy Hospital

No. Blond white girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207740)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:31 PM
Author: Alcoholic Outnumbered Box Office Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207754)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:19 PM
Author: chocolate legal warrant dingle berry

big deal this would be very common in 99.999% of human history

4th cousin is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207659)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Glittery Blood Rage

Over the eons, the median marriage was probably with a second cousin. A third cousin at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207683)



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Date: May 25th, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: racy honey-headed alpha

Sister and Wife originally were synonyms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522140)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:24 PM
Author: vigorous scarlet pocket flask parlor

4th cousin isnt even related really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207699)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:30 PM
Author: Contagious Glassy Hospital

STFU bro. Don't ruin this for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207747)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:25 PM
Author: Contagious Glassy Hospital

This thread is about her, but I made it years later and there's nothing interesting in it:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980506&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207702)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:27 PM
Author: Juden Peterstein

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207721)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:57 AM
Author: Diverse Garnet Milk Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039057)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:30 PM
Author: Contagious Glassy Hospital

Here's another thread about here, but this was also made a while after I fucked her:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3072337&mc=34&forum_id=2#29394882

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207744)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (don't blame me, i voted for KANYE)

https://youtu.be/DTTtld-gkVw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207769)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:34 PM
Author: racy honey-headed alpha

Prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207782)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:35 PM
Author: Aggressive Community Account

You’re virtually unrelated to your 4th cousin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207792)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:35 PM
Author: Contagious Glassy Hospital

Fuck off gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207797)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:38 PM
Author: Alcoholic Rose Psychic Fanboi

Lol it's very possible we've all fucked some fourth or fifth cousin 3x removed and not known it. Unless you share a last name, get Christmas cards from their family, or see them at large family funerals/reunions then they're no different from a random stranger (which is exactly what they are)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207828)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:39 PM
Author: Contagious Glassy Hospital

(Guy who tells his 4 y/o niece that Santa is fake)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207836)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:40 PM
Author: vigorous scarlet pocket flask parlor

Yeah until some old person in your family w a lot of descendants dies and you have to go to their funeral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207840)



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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: Contagious Glassy Hospital

Bumping and also linking in a dif thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037855)



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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy disgusting spot travel guidebook

Can anyone explain like I’m five what exactly a fourth cousin is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037865)



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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: Contagious Glassy Hospital

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/ee/e8/95eee8683e1b9a73960b8713e436f276.gif

You share a 4th great grandparent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037869)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: odious zombie-like locale party of the first part

*3rd great grandparent

Just think of the cousin number as the grandparent level.

1st grandparent level -- 1st cousin

2nd grandparent level (great grandparent) -- 2nd cousin

. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42524771)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:15 PM
Author: odious zombie-like locale party of the first part

And fuck everything about the removed cousin naming.

https://files.catbox.moe/vyfg9k.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42524826)



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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: Contagious Glassy Hospital

Here's a pic of her btw.

[Redacted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037886)



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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Indecent bossy incel

She's haf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037892)



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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: Contagious Glassy Hospital

She was one of my favorite fucks of all time. Super cute and nerdy and very petite with a great body.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037894)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:38 AM
Author: Indecent bossy incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039006)



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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: marvelous iridescent step-uncle's house

What's his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037888)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:45 AM
Author: Sepia unholy point brethren

23andMe isn't a dating site?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039031)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:57 AM
Author: Diverse Garnet Milk Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039058)



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Date: May 25th, 2021 10:43 PM
Author: pearl shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522194)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:48 AM
Author: Arousing Grizzly Dog Poop National Security Agency

pics or it didn't happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039039)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:58 AM
Author: Diverse Garnet Milk Theater

Serious question how do you have a 4th cousin? I've never even met or had a 3rd cousin

I mean conceptually - what's a 4th cousin, can someone draw the tree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039060)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 7:50 PM
Author: Contagious Glassy Hospital

That means we share a fourth great grandfather. Not too complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42043486)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 7:55 PM
Author: Laughsome Crackhouse Voyeur

Repost the pic bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42043532)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:02 PM
Author: Contagious Glassy Hospital

https://imgur.com/a/Qmo9Cnj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42043583)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: Laughsome Crackhouse Voyeur

Nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42043585)



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Date: May 25th, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Contagious Glassy Hospital

This thread is 1000000% real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522132)



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Date: May 25th, 2021 11:35 PM
Author: Shimmering Windowlicker French Chef

arabs marry their 1st cousins and sometime sisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522416)



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Date: May 25th, 2021 11:36 PM
Author: deep azure trailer park

How was he compared to the first three?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522425)



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Date: May 25th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Contagious Glassy Hospital

SHE was a cute AF petite blonde scientist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522514)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:05 PM
Author: deep azure trailer park

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42524747)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:18 PM
Author: odious zombie-like locale party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42524850)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:19 PM
Author: Sepia unholy point brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42524856)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 8:15 PM
Author: metal mint principal's office factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42526801)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:17 PM
Author: big sanctuary goal in life

wow 180 story, gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42524843)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 8:09 PM
Author: Contagious Glassy Hospital

I don't blame anyone for assuming this one is fake. Seems to on-point for xoxo to be true -- but it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42526771)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:19 PM
Author: Pea-brained Lascivious Fortuitous Meteor Messiness

If I were balls deep in Megan fox (who somehow looks sexier/sluttier than ever at age 35) and she told me actually somehow my 3rd cousin...I wouldn’t miss a beat.

Who cares?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42524858)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: Contagious Glassy Hospital

It aligns with an xoxo meme -- and is also just an interesting coincidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42526821)