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Holy shit. 95% certain I fucked my 4th cousin. Promise not flame.
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:15 PM Author: Painfully honest dysfunction haunted graveyard I've been off bort for a few months but this is too poast-worthy to not make a poast about.
Every month or so 23andMe sends an email with a link to new DNA relatives in their system. Maybe half the time I check it out to see who's new on there.
One of the names on there looked really familiar. Common first name, but a random uncommon last name that seemed really familiar in connection with the first name. I went back to working but kept thinking the name sounded familiar.
Then maybe a half an hour later I realized that it was the name of this random tinder post-doc I fucked on a trip to Boston 5-7 years ago or something.
After I fuck tinder chicks, I always block them on LinkedIn and Facebook to minimize the chances they stumble across me. (I'm a cheatmo). So, I can use that as a list of the tinder chicks I have fucked. I also usually email myself their Tinder pictures and real name in my burner email account. In this case I never emailed myself pictures, but I did have her blocked on Facebook and LinkedIn.
Just now I logged into facebook and LinkedIn and BOOM -- name matches. And based on a google search of her name, the city she's in now matches the city of the girl on 22andMe.
Safe to say with pretty high certainty that it's the same girl.
I probably made a thread about fucking her. Will try to find it.
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:47 AM Author: Exhilarant stag film You can legally marry your 3rd so marry her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039036) |
Date: October 28th, 2020 5:17 PM Author: coiffed swashbuckling rehab Describe the sex. Was it better? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207647) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:18 PM Author: Painfully honest dysfunction haunted graveyard Sex was really good. I remember she was tiny and looked really young. I remember she told me a funny story about how the last guy she fucked was some dorky NOWAG in her lab that she was not attracted to, but who she fucked out of pitty when he made a move on her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207655) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:27 PM Author: yapping exciting indian lodge she's a bug? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207717) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:29 PM Author: Painfully honest dysfunction haunted graveyard No. Blond white girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207740) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:31 PM Author: Multi-colored bat shit crazy clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207754) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:19 PM Author: magenta jet-lagged shitlib big deal this would be very common in 99.999% of human history
4th cousin is nothing |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:21 PM Author: Offensive Useless Brakes Over the eons, the median marriage was probably with a second cousin. A third cousin at best. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207683) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 10:27 PM Author: rambunctious boyish home Sister and Wife originally were synonyms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522140) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:24 PM Author: Cracking Duck-like Volcanic Crater Chapel 4th cousin isnt even related really (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207699) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:30 PM Author: Painfully honest dysfunction haunted graveyard STFU bro. Don't ruin this for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207747) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:25 PM Author: Painfully honest dysfunction haunted graveyard This thread is about her, but I made it years later and there's nothing interesting in it:
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980506&mc=2&forum_id=2 |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:27 PM Author: Slimy soul-stirring crotch great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207721) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:57 AM Author: irradiated public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039057) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:30 PM Author: Painfully honest dysfunction haunted graveyard Here's another thread about here, but this was also made a while after I fucked her:
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3072337&mc=34&forum_id=2#29394882 |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:32 PM Author: Demanding gold immigrant school cafeteria https://youtu.be/DTTtld-gkVw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207769) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:34 PM Author: rambunctious boyish home Prestigious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207782) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:35 PM Author: passionate ladyboy box office You’re virtually unrelated to your 4th cousin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207792) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:35 PM Author: Painfully honest dysfunction haunted graveyard Fuck off gook. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207797) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:38 PM Author: Naked orchestra pit elastic band Lol it's very possible we've all fucked some fourth or fifth cousin 3x removed and not known it. Unless you share a last name, get Christmas cards from their family, or see them at large family funerals/reunions then they're no different from a random stranger (which is exactly what they are) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207828) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:39 PM Author: Painfully honest dysfunction haunted graveyard (Guy who tells his 4 y/o niece that Santa is fake) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207836) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:40 PM Author: Cracking Duck-like Volcanic Crater Chapel Yeah until some old person in your family w a lot of descendants dies and you have to go to their funeral. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207840) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:40 PM Author: Painfully honest dysfunction haunted graveyard Bumping and also linking in a dif thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037855) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:42 PM Author: Effete dog poop plaza Can anyone explain like I’m five what exactly a fourth cousin is? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037865) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:43 PM Author: Painfully honest dysfunction haunted graveyard https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/ee/e8/95eee8683e1b9a73960b8713e436f276.gif
You share a 4th great grandparent. |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:09 PM Author: angry faggotry site *3rd great grandparent
Just think of the cousin number as the grandparent level.
1st grandparent level -- 1st cousin
2nd grandparent level (great grandparent) -- 2nd cousin
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:15 PM Author: angry faggotry site And fuck everything about the removed cousin naming.
https://files.catbox.moe/vyfg9k.gif |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:46 PM Author: Painfully honest dysfunction haunted graveyard Here's a pic of her btw.
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:47 PM Author: Sick big-titted field She's haf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037892) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:48 PM Author: Painfully honest dysfunction haunted graveyard She was one of my favorite fucks of all time. Super cute and nerdy and very petite with a great body.
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:38 AM Author: Sick big-titted field 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039006) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:46 PM Author: Impressive snowy alpha What's his name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037888) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:45 AM Author: bearded church 23andMe isn't a dating site? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039031) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:57 AM Author: irradiated public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039058) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 10:43 PM Author: territorial sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522194) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:48 AM Author: buff rebellious locus pics or it didn't happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039039) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:58 AM Author: irradiated public bath Serious question how do you have a 4th cousin? I've never even met or had a 3rd cousin
I mean conceptually - what's a 4th cousin, can someone draw the tree |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 7:50 PM Author: Painfully honest dysfunction haunted graveyard That means we share a fourth great grandfather. Not too complicated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42043486) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 7:55 PM Author: Lime anal lay Repost the pic bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42043532) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:02 PM Author: Painfully honest dysfunction haunted graveyard https://imgur.com/a/Qmo9Cnj (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42043583) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:03 PM Author: Lime anal lay Nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42043585) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 10:25 PM Author: Painfully honest dysfunction haunted graveyard This thread is 1000000% real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522132) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 11:35 PM Author: salmon candlestick maker trust fund arabs marry their 1st cousins and sometime sisters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522416) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 11:36 PM Author: cobalt senate How was he compared to the first three? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522425) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 11:51 PM Author: Painfully honest dysfunction haunted graveyard SHE was a cute AF petite blonde scientist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522514) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:05 PM Author: cobalt senate nonresponsive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42524747) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: bearded church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42524856) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 8:15 PM Author: rusted wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42526801) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:17 PM Author: ruby friendly grandma wow 180 story, gook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42524843) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 8:09 PM Author: Painfully honest dysfunction haunted graveyard I don't blame anyone for assuming this one is fake. Seems to on-point for xoxo to be true -- but it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42526771) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: azure station If I were balls deep in Megan fox (who somehow looks sexier/sluttier than ever at age 35) and she told me actually somehow my 3rd cousin...I wouldn’t miss a beat.
Who cares? |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 8:20 PM Author: Painfully honest dysfunction haunted graveyard It aligns with an xoxo meme -- and is also just an interesting coincidence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42526821) |