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Huge fight just broke out in my law office (mid law)

200 person firm. We have this break room where we have a wat...
Honey-headed theatre
  08/26/21
what's your lawyer number?
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  08/26/21
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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: Honey-headed theatre

200 person firm. We have this break room where we have a water cooler. Apparently lawyer 1 was interviewing a client in the break room and lawyer 2 walked in to get water. Lawyer 2 opened the door, saw that they were in an interview and shut the door quickly and walked away. Lawyer 1 got up heated and walked down the hall to chase lawyer 2. Lawyer 1 starts screaming at him “NOW I NEED YOUR NAME FOR MY PAPERWORK! THIS IS SENSITIVE INFORMATION AND NOW I NEED YOUR NAME FOR MY FORMS!”

Lawyer 2 said “lol fuck you I’m not giving you my information. I wasn’t at the meeting, I was just getting water.”

Lawyer 1 kept screaming at him and claiming that because he opened the door he was present at the meeting.

Lawyer 2 then just pulls back and clocks him with a haymaker. Lawyer 3, who was down the hallway watched the whole thing. He’s extremely high T and always needs to be involved. He runs and spears lawyer 2 and broke two of his ribs.

Complete shitshow right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43012769)



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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:27 PM
Author: bearded dark center doctorate

what's your lawyer number?

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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:28 PM
Author: primrose wonderful parlour queen of the night



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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:39 PM
Author: Honey-headed theatre

I’m lawyer 8. When I got there some Shrew cunt lawyer was screaming and hysterical. My boss made me go get the camera footage that’s how I know exactly what happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43012959)



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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:41 PM
Author: Cerebral shrine foreskin

What kind of a shitbox factory do you work in that there are cameras inside the office?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43012974)



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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:45 PM
Author: Slate Odious Set Filthpig

Every biglaw firm has mic’d its offices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43013016)



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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:42 PM
Author: Tripping half-breed

Are there any retired numbers?

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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:28 PM
Author: primrose wonderful parlour queen of the night

lmao

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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:28 PM
Author: Slate Odious Set Filthpig



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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: zombie-like brunch juggernaut



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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:31 PM
Author: Stirring Walnut Church

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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:40 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:33 PM
Author: Pungent parlor laser beams

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Date: August 26th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Offensive Step-uncle's House Keepsake Machete

It’s like the rest of us are the nobodies that hung out at whatever salon in Paris that Hemingway also frequented. Other than James Joyce Jr. of course.

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Date: August 26th, 2021 10:52 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2021 10:52 PM
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Date: August 27th, 2021 6:18 AM
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Date: August 26th, 2021 10:55 PM
Author: rebellious laughsome trump supporter orchestra pit

I'm a Johnsmeyer nuthugger but this is wildly overrating him.

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Date: August 27th, 2021 6:22 AM
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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:34 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:41 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:42 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:42 PM
Author: Submissive seedy locale generalized bond

Lol. Hope this is real

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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:45 PM
Author: zombie-like brunch juggernaut



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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: Slate Odious Set Filthpig

OP said not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43013020)



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Date: August 26th, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: galvanic corn cake codepig



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Date: August 26th, 2021 5:22 PM
Author: fishy yarmulke tanning salon

no he didn't. and also this is piss poor flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43013973)



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Date: August 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Orange abnormal sanctuary internal respiration

How do you get to the conclusion it's flame

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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:45 PM
Author: Magenta Startling Lettuce



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Date: August 26th, 2021 3:11 PM
Author: judgmental beta sound barrier

this would not happen at the schulte roth firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43013219)



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Date: August 26th, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Honey-headed theatre

True

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Date: August 26th, 2021 3:12 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal exciting whorehouse wrinkle



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Date: August 26th, 2021 5:21 PM
Author: fishy yarmulke tanning salon

this was obvious flame at "mid law" which isn't real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43013965)



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Date: August 26th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: saffron vivacious locus

citation needed

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Date: August 26th, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: purple liquid oxygen

Time to hang up your cleats johnsmeyer

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Date: August 26th, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: Opaque learning disabled incel



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Date: August 26th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: Sepia Drunken Background Story Dysfunction

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Date: August 26th, 2021 8:09 PM
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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:03 AM
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Date: August 26th, 2021 6:00 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2021 7:58 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2021 9:05 PM
Author: Supple federal therapy forum

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Date: August 26th, 2021 11:00 PM
Author: jet know-it-all box office

This is what law school is like

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Date: August 27th, 2021 6:25 AM
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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:17 AM
Author: Garnet Passionate Principal's Office Jewess



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
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Date: August 27th, 2021 6:45 AM
Author: Anal Transparent Kitty Cat Lodge

can't believe you all missed the setup.

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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:38 AM
Author: Fluffy appetizing becky stage

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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:44 AM
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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Hyperactive casino private investor

Lol which one of you is this

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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:17 AM
Author: Garnet Passionate Principal's Office Jewess



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:19 AM
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Date: August 27th, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: Honey-headed theatre

Op here. Wow that’s a lot of retweets and likes lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43018284)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: slimy embarrassed to the bone goal in life house



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: vibrant stage

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Date: August 27th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: slimy embarrassed to the bone goal in life house



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