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Huge fight just broke out in my law office (mid law)

200 person firm. We have this break room where we have a wat...
Henna Associate Forum
  08/26/21
what's your lawyer number?
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I’m lawyer 8. When I got there some Shrew cunt lawyer ...
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What kind of a shitbox factory do you work in that there are...
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Every biglaw firm has mic’d its offices
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Are there any retired numbers?
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Lol. Hope this is real
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OP said not flame
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no he didn't. and also this is piss poor flame.
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How do you get to the conclusion it's flame
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this was obvious flame at "mid law" which isn't re...
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citation needed
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Time to hang up your cleats johnsmeyer
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Lol which one of you is this
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Op here. Wow that’s a lot of retweets and likes lol.
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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: Henna Associate Forum

200 person firm. We have this break room where we have a water cooler. Apparently lawyer 1 was interviewing a client in the break room and lawyer 2 walked in to get water. Lawyer 2 opened the door, saw that they were in an interview and shut the door quickly and walked away. Lawyer 1 got up heated and walked down the hall to chase lawyer 2. Lawyer 1 starts screaming at him “NOW I NEED YOUR NAME FOR MY PAPERWORK! THIS IS SENSITIVE INFORMATION AND NOW I NEED YOUR NAME FOR MY FORMS!”

Lawyer 2 said “lol fuck you I’m not giving you my information. I wasn’t at the meeting, I was just getting water.”

Lawyer 1 kept screaming at him and claiming that because he opened the door he was present at the meeting.

Lawyer 2 then just pulls back and clocks him with a haymaker. Lawyer 3, who was down the hallway watched the whole thing. He’s extremely high T and always needs to be involved. He runs and spears lawyer 2 and broke two of his ribs.

Complete shitshow right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43012769)



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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:27 PM
Author: orange site

what's your lawyer number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43012812)



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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:28 PM
Author: glassy heady space



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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:39 PM
Author: Henna Associate Forum

I’m lawyer 8. When I got there some Shrew cunt lawyer was screaming and hysterical. My boss made me go get the camera footage that’s how I know exactly what happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43012959)



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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:41 PM
Author: Lilac dilemma

What kind of a shitbox factory do you work in that there are cameras inside the office?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43012974)



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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:45 PM
Author: Drab big lettuce jap

Every biglaw firm has mic’d its offices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43013016)



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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:42 PM
Author: maize address foreskin

Are there any retired numbers?

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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:28 PM
Author: glassy heady space

lmao

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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:28 PM
Author: Drab big lettuce jap



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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: copper internal respiration crackhouse



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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:31 PM
Author: zombie-like selfie

CSLG en route

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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:40 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone vermilion circlehead



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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:33 PM
Author: Pale Sandwich

jm is the most important poaster this bort has ever had

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Date: August 26th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: purple bateful hell macaca

It’s like the rest of us are the nobodies that hung out at whatever salon in Paris that Hemingway also frequented. Other than James Joyce Jr. of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43014026)



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Date: August 26th, 2021 10:52 PM
Author: Pale Sandwich



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Date: August 26th, 2021 10:52 PM
Author: exciting gunner persian



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Date: August 27th, 2021 6:18 AM
Author: laughsome church roommate



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Date: August 26th, 2021 10:55 PM
Author: cowardly stain famous landscape painting

I'm a Johnsmeyer nuthugger but this is wildly overrating him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43015873)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 6:22 AM
Author: Multi-colored university



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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:34 PM
Author: sable patrolman



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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:41 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:41 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:42 PM
Author: Motley orchestra pit affirmative action



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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac school cafeteria cuckoldry

Lol. Hope this is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43012990)



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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:45 PM
Author: copper internal respiration crackhouse



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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: Drab big lettuce jap

OP said not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43013020)



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Date: August 26th, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: sable patrolman



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Date: August 26th, 2021 5:22 PM
Author: diverse laser beams

no he didn't. and also this is piss poor flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43013973)



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Date: August 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Marvelous sapphire box office

How do you get to the conclusion it's flame

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Date: August 26th, 2021 2:45 PM
Author: exhilarant aqua rigpig



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Date: August 26th, 2021 3:11 PM
Author: Salmon bull headed sweet tailpipe

this would not happen at the schulte roth firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43013219)



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Date: August 26th, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Henna Associate Forum

True

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Date: August 26th, 2021 3:12 PM
Author: Seedy Prole



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Date: August 26th, 2021 5:21 PM
Author: diverse laser beams

this was obvious flame at "mid law" which isn't real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43013965)



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Date: August 26th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: Boyish hilarious telephone area

citation needed

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Date: August 26th, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hospital

Time to hang up your cleats johnsmeyer

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Date: August 26th, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling fear-inspiring pocket flask



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Date: August 26th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: Racy coiffed stage weed whacker

great thread

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Date: August 26th, 2021 8:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring obsidian church building



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Date: August 26th, 2021 9:04 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2021 9:05 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2021 10:51 PM
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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:03 AM
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Date: August 26th, 2021 6:00 PM
Author: buff painfully honest sanctuary friendly grandma

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Date: August 26th, 2021 7:58 PM
Author: Galvanic Iridescent Messiness Son Of Senegal



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Date: August 26th, 2021 9:05 PM
Author: titillating kink-friendly potus

180

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Date: August 26th, 2021 11:00 PM
Author: Fluffy garrison volcanic crater

This is what law school is like

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Date: August 27th, 2021 6:25 AM
Author: Cerebral theatre



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Date: August 27th, 2021 6:26 AM
Author: idiotic national liquid oxygen



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:17 AM
Author: Motley orchestra pit affirmative action



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: emerald people who are hurt



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Date: August 27th, 2021 6:45 AM
Author: domesticated brunch gaming laptop

can't believe you all missed the setup.

Lawyer #3 = Goldberg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43017218)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:38 AM
Author: Dashing casino masturbator

Looks like someone got it

https://twitter.com/lporiginalg/status/1431064282796490752

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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:44 AM
Author: 180 misunderstood depressive

Holy shit

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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: curious tank



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Cerebral theatre

Lol which one of you is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43018012)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:17 AM
Author: Motley orchestra pit affirmative action



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author: emerald people who are hurt



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Date: August 27th, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: Henna Associate Forum

Op here. Wow that’s a lot of retweets and likes lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43018284)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Crystalline lay



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: milky shivering ceo mad-dog skullcap

*Glass Breaks* Bald, high T attorney smacks punk with Memorandum 3.16 and gives him the Stone, Roth, Kikeberg, Stunner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4908000&forum_id=2#43017586)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: Crystalline lay



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