Date: September 21st, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: Wild set kitty cat
Guess I'll just do this one myself.
SCENE: JERRY'S apartment. ELAINE is laying on the couch. JERRY is eating crackers in the kitchen.
ELAINE: Johnson and Johnson is the way to go, Jerry. It's old vaccine technology. None of this new MRNA stuff.
JERRY: I don't know, it just makes me so uncomfortable.
ELAINE: The idea of a vaccine?
JERRY: No, the name Johnson and Johnson. I mean, two Johnsons? Are they brothers? Husband and wife? Unrelated Johnsons? It's just too weird. What are the chances that two Johnsons would get together and do science?
*laugh track*
ELAINE: Well at least it's not Moderna. They say the Moderna vaccine is so strong it can permanently alter your brain.
*The door bursts open and KRAMER flies through in typical manic form*
JERRY: You know, the door knocker works perfe --
KRAMER: Jerry. Your blue sweater. So decadent. It sounds like... a beautiful waterfall!
ELAINE: You got the Moderna vaccine today?
KRAMER: Yeah, how'd you know?
*laugh track*
*bass riff*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148)