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Galileo still makes me LOL

So back in medieval times, people believed the moon was a pe...
Deranged Adventurous Doctorate Famous Landscape Painting
  12/13/21
Do you know what the Moon is?
Marvelous Self-centered Windowlicker Mexican
  12/13/21
a hologram of a piece of cheese
laughsome orchestra pit wrinkle
  12/13/21
It’s a hollow artificial alien satellite full of alien...
Marvelous Self-centered Windowlicker Mexican
  12/14/21
JFC
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like a larger Israel?
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http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3285585&mc=5...
Deranged Adventurous Doctorate Famous Landscape Painting
  12/13/21
"MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT." Are you sure?
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Bearded friendly grandma
  12/13/21
Yes. For some reason there are people who think he was put t...
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He died a prisoner under house arrest
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  12/13/21
After a period with the friendly Ascanio Piccolomini (the Ar...
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  12/13/21
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PS: This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.
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uh yes
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  12/13/21
They thought it was a "pearl." It's color isn't un...
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  12/14/21
Eppur si muove
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(Robert Bellarmine, fuming)
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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:01 PM
Author: Deranged Adventurous Doctorate Famous Landscape Painting

So back in medieval times, people believed the moon was a perfect, unblemished sphere. They didn't actually know wtf the moon even was, but they figured whatever it was, it was put there by God, and God wouldn't put anything up in the heavens that wasn't a perfectly smooth, round object.

So Galileo makes this device that lets anyone see the surface of the moon, and the first thing you see is that it's a pockmarked unholy mess of craters and mountains and other surface disturbances. All totally random, so symmetry whatsoever.

This made church officials MAF but what could they do? He wasn't pointing to some words on paper or describing a heretical concept. He just made this thing that let you look at the moon and see how fucked up it was. MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605269)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:05 PM
Author: Marvelous Self-centered Windowlicker Mexican

Do you know what the Moon is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605300)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: laughsome orchestra pit wrinkle

a hologram of a piece of cheese

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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: Marvelous Self-centered Windowlicker Mexican

It’s a hollow artificial alien satellite full of alien mind control human research farm technology that can program NPCs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607126)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: judgmental indirect expression

JFC

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Date: June 13th, 2022 1:15 AM
Author: orchid swollen theater legend

like a larger Israel?

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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:07 PM
Author: Deranged Adventurous Doctorate Famous Landscape Painting

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3285585&mc=56&forum_id=2#30929460

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605309)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:07 PM
Author: Hateful parlour

"MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT."

Are you sure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605310)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:08 PM
Author: Bearded friendly grandma



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:14 PM
Author: Deranged Adventurous Doctorate Famous Landscape Painting

Yes. For some reason there are people who think he was put to death but he lived a natural life and died at 77. His works were temporarily banned, but the fact is you could look through a telescope and just SEE he was right. Furthermore there was yuge demand for telescopes as soon as he invented them, so it's not like he wasn't busy. Every ship's captain wanted one of dem things, not to mention kings and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605358)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:18 PM
Author: Bearded friendly grandma

He died a prisoner under house arrest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605405)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:21 PM
Author: Deranged Adventurous Doctorate Famous Landscape Painting

After a period with the friendly Ascanio Piccolomini (the Archbishop of Siena), Galileo was allowed to return to his villa at Arcetri near Florence in 1634, where he spent part of his life under house arrest. Galileo was ordered to read the Seven Penitential Psalms once a week for the next three years. However, his daughter Maria Celeste relieved him of the burden after securing ecclesiastical permission to take it upon herself.[154]

It was while Galileo was under house arrest that he dedicated his time to one of his finest works, Two New Sciences. Here he summarised work he had done some forty years earlier, on the two sciences now called kinematics and strength of materials, published in Holland to avoid the censor. This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.[155]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605424)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:49 AM
Author: laughsome orchestra pit wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607140)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: Puce senate

PS: This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607180)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:57 AM
Author: emerald awkward fortuitous meteor roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607209)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Bearded friendly grandma



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Date: February 16th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: cyan know-it-all hissy fit hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43980149)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 12:34 AM
Author: startling set persian



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:49 AM
Author: laughsome orchestra pit wrinkle

uh yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607149)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:17 PM
Author: Rusted Rigpig

Lol. Can’t you see the black marks on it w your eyes anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605393)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 12:16 AM
Author: Deranged Adventurous Doctorate Famous Landscape Painting

They thought it was a "pearl." It's color isn't uniform but they figured it was still spherical and smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605742)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 12:30 AM
Author: violent cerebral home gay wizard

Eppur si muove

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605790)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 11:00 AM
Author: emerald awkward fortuitous meteor roast beef

(Robert Bellarmine, fuming)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607241)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 5:02 PM
Author: Deranged Adventurous Doctorate Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43609037)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 9:38 PM
Author: Deranged Adventurous Doctorate Famous Landscape Painting

Bump for someone handing this thing to the pope and saying "here, take a look."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43610388)



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Date: February 16th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Deranged Adventurous Doctorate Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43980064)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 12:55 AM
Author: Deranged Adventurous Doctorate Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Deranged Adventurous Doctorate Famous Landscape Painting



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