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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Unhinged kitty

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Know-it-all Meetinghouse



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling national haunted graveyard



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: misunderstood light space multi-billionaire



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Mewling Startling Factory Reset Button Rehab



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Insecure Appetizing Therapy Address

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: heady magenta theater stage



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Spruce son of senegal

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Talking Erotic Gay Wizard



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Hideous library

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: yapping mind-boggling internal respiration corn cake

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: amber bipolar area

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: slate federal stead



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: cracking primrose lettuce double fault



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Talking Erotic Gay Wizard

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Wonderful Snowy Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: vibrant jap



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: big-titted garrison

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Unhinged kitty

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: swashbuckling national haunted graveyard

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Unhinged kitty

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: swashbuckling national haunted graveyard

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Talking Erotic Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Wonderful Snowy Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: amber bipolar area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#46020132)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: naked aquamarine set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#46020138)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: rose psychic community account



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Sinister Indigo Masturbator



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: Onyx stage



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: rose psychic community account



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: histrionic lilac hall knife



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Hideous library



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Wonderful Snowy Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Spruce son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764310)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Maize adventurous base



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764950)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Cobalt personal credit line

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Crimson heaven clown

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: citrine senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#46697752)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: cordovan razzle-dazzle public bath



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: green floppy box office indirect expression

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#47340548)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: crystalline hairraiser philosopher-king



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: maroon razzmatazz whorehouse idiot



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Spruce son of senegal



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: slate federal stead



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: Startled brindle business firm pocket flask

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Wonderful Snowy Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: rose psychic community account



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Unhinged kitty



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: naked aquamarine set



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Mischievous Confused Codepig Theatre



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Mischievous Confused Codepig Theatre



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: amber bipolar area

ty

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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: rose psychic community account



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Date: May 15th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Awkward beady-eyed jewess weed whacker



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: Mischievous Confused Codepig Theatre



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Author: slate federal stead



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Date: February 27th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Awkward beady-eyed jewess weed whacker



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: rose psychic community account



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Awkward beady-eyed jewess weed whacker



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Wonderful Snowy Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Mischievous Confused Codepig Theatre



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Curious Violet Office Sweet Tailpipe

11pm? ljl get back in.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: big-titted garrison

Everybody needs a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#49354908)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Awkward beady-eyed jewess weed whacker



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Date: October 26th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: frater law hog with his big dog



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