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Hypo: birthright citizenship abolished. How would you prove US citizenship?

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flesh pit juggernaut
  07/29/22
Only service guarantees citizenship
stimulating outnumbered fat ankles
  07/29/22
I'm doing my part.
nubile liquid oxygen
  07/29/22
the only good bug is a dead bug!
jade school cafeteria
  07/29/22
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Curious tripping giraffe cruise ship
  07/29/22
Speaking and writing English competently. 90% of Southerners...
olive fear-inspiring affirmative action digit ratio
  07/29/22
not so fast on the “writing” there, bud.
Razzle-dazzle rigor faggotry
  07/29/22
gross
salmon adventurous space volcanic crater
  07/29/22
Most countries do not have birthright citizenship based on l...
vigorous sexy stain alpha
  07/29/22
I'm not sure what you're asking. Are you asking how I would ...
Massive chest-beating clown
  07/29/22
Suppose the govt knocks on your door 1 millisecond after the...
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/29/22
I would show the land patents my ancestor received for land ...
lemon church persian
  07/29/22
Received. Thank you!
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/29/22
No white person can claim “ancestors” in the Ame...
Bronze masturbator meetinghouse
  07/29/22
My ancestors got here before this “country” exis...
lemon church persian
  07/29/22
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Cracking field
  07/30/22
Same
Startling Sooty Cumskin
  07/30/22
what a bitter little Asian you are
Curious tripping giraffe cruise ship
  07/29/22
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abnormal yellow scourge upon the earth
  07/31/22
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Comical flirting hairy legs partner
  07/29/22
go away rudolph
Hideous Bawdyhouse
  07/31/22
I'd need to know what the ruling was. It would be up to Cong...
Massive chest-beating clown
  07/29/22
Thanks. We're gonna mark you "refused to respond to our...
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/29/22
OK but that's not accurate.
Massive chest-beating clown
  07/29/22
How is it inaccurate? Are you going to tell me it was an imp...
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/29/22
I mean yeah, it's pretty unusual to knock on doors when ther...
Massive chest-beating clown
  07/29/22
Well yeah but it's also pretty unusual for the govt to fuck ...
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/29/22
When I've refused to comply, I'd think. I can't comply with ...
Massive chest-beating clown
  07/29/22
Gotcha. Well look here's the thing. I could have marked you ...
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/29/22
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Charismatic Shivering Death Wish Toaster
  07/29/22
I cheerfully object.
Massive chest-beating clown
  07/29/22
In this hypothetical we would almost certainly be using citi...
Lake Elite House
  07/29/22
U still gotta convince us you didn't just steal somebody's f...
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/29/22
Seriously? It's too bad they don't list parents on birth cer...
180 gaped shitlib base
  07/30/22
How would your both certificate reveal anything about your g...
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/30/22
JFC. My parents had birth certificates, too, you know? As di...
180 gaped shitlib base
  07/31/22
So what's the new law that I'm trying to meet?
irradiated doobsian temple
  07/29/22
Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/29/22
regular mad max thunderdome cagefights to the death w/ selec...
Fiercely-loyal piazza prole
  07/29/22
Master : These our witness, Aunty. Us suffer bad. Want justi...
jade school cafeteria
  07/29/22
180 Qween Kamala will play as Aunty Entity
Fiercely-loyal piazza prole
  07/29/22
If you’ve paid more than a million in lifetime federal...
multi-colored cobalt stage
  07/29/22
Received, thanl
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/29/22
im a jones act citizen and my family has been since 1917. l...
seedy swashbuckling circlehead
  07/29/22
We do need to have a bort discussion on whether the azn/dot ...
Free-loading point french chef
  07/29/22
Shut up fool. Jews, Indians, and Asians now own the country....
Aggressive locale coldplay fan
  07/30/22
"but i paith taxeth!" (shoots traitor in eyeball)
Well-lubricated infuriating factory reset button garrison
  07/29/22
Thank you. You should receive your new credentials in 4-6 mo...
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/29/22
tyvm. in order to expedite my claim would proof of relative...
seedy swashbuckling circlehead
  07/29/22
It never hurts to provide us with information that can assis...
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/29/22
This is what 180 India did to Musbro shit infilitrators in t...
Talented Bearded Electric Furnace
  07/29/22
White English speaking persons of good character
aquamarine wrinkle crackhouse
  07/29/22
Height
submissive slimy patrolman stock car
  07/29/22
I would show them my dog and my AR. They see those two thing...
wonderful brilliant orchestra pit legend
  07/29/22
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Charismatic Shivering Death Wish Toaster
  07/29/22
"Heh, how about we save some time here? We'll show you ...
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/29/22
I'd still like a response from some tough-as-nails AR-15 own...
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/15/25
"I'm ready to die for Israel."
Magenta self-centered national
  07/29/22
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submissive slimy patrolman stock car
  07/29/22
i will share deeds that show i own land and people
passionate buck-toothed library
  07/29/22
And how do you pronounce your name Mr...Zhang?
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/29/22
quiet slave. get back in your cage or you'll get the whip
passionate buck-toothed library
  07/29/22
I have dog tags of my great grandfather (same last name), th...
Charismatic Shivering Death Wish Toaster
  07/29/22
Thanl
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/29/22
I don't know what you're asking.
irradiated doobsian temple
  07/29/22
"It's a pretty open ended question, but we decided to l...
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/29/22
Ancestor fought (for the US or the Confederacy) in one of th...
transparent confused potus
  07/29/22
I'd show them my high school football game tape
sick immigrant menage
  07/29/22
White landowning male
Sable mildly autistic state
  07/29/22
Define "land."
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/29/22
i would be unable to establish citizenship. i had erroneous...
mentally impaired bonkers queen of the night school
  07/29/22
Thank you. I can't make any promises but I'll recommend that...
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/29/22
ITT: what the third world looks, sounds, and feels like
laughsome office
  07/29/22
Grandfather obtained citizenship though military service.
hateful striped hyena institution
  07/29/22
Are you willing to do the same?
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/29/22
I can trace ancestry back to a Revolutionary War officer; I ...
Startling Sooty Cumskin
  07/29/22
It's actually kinda problematic that that's the most recent ...
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/29/22
Oh, both of my grandfathers and one grandmother were in WWII...
Startling Sooty Cumskin
  07/30/22
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Comical flirting hairy legs partner
  07/29/22
(polish guy)
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/29/22
I would show them my Consular Report of Birth Abroad. That s...
180 gaped shitlib base
  07/30/22
Pwnage
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/30/22
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Cracking field
  07/30/22
Preliminary results are back. Responses suggest people claim...
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/30/22
Dunno about this, founders secured rights for “us and ...
Startling Sooty Cumskin
  07/30/22
Birthright citizenship created a free rider problem though. ...
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/30/22
get the fuck out of here, giuseppe o'shea
Avocado diverse whorehouse preventive strike
  07/30/22
I agree, “birthright citizenship” creates a free...
Startling Sooty Cumskin
  07/30/22
The framers made it clear that Congress has the authority to...
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/30/22
Correct, *naturalization*. But there is no situation in whic...
Startling Sooty Cumskin
  07/30/22
If birthright citizenship is abolished and you want to claim...
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/30/22
Sure, you’d have to prove descent from either 1) famil...
Startling Sooty Cumskin
  07/31/22
Sir this is not the time to invoke penumbras.
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/31/22
What about “secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselv...
Startling Sooty Cumskin
  07/31/22
(guy who has never heard of the 14th Amendment) Birthrigh...
180 gaped shitlib base
  07/31/22
He’s clearly contemplating the repeal of the 14th Amen...
Startling Sooty Cumskin
  07/31/22
I'm imagining how the conversations will go before we throw ...
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/15/25
My first American ancestor arrived here in the 1650s; the la...
Cracking field
  07/30/22
If you don't have DAR/SAR papers you have to go back
Avocado diverse whorehouse preventive strike
  07/30/22
official passport
Crusty cheese-eating nursing home
  07/30/22
show them my lgbtqia and blm tattoos
bistre coiffed community account step-uncle's house
  07/30/22
if you have to ask, you have to go back
cyan impertinent internal respiration
  07/31/22
OP here
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/15/25
obviously it would be if the parents are citizens you retard...
Azure odious nibblets center
  07/15/25
How would you prove your parents were citizens?
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/15/25
their SSN?
Azure odious nibblets center
  07/15/25
Skin color
vigorous sexy stain alpha
  07/15/25
If you're white, we'll presume you're from South Africa on a...
flesh pit juggernaut
  07/15/25
I would be totally fucked. I would show up in an Adidas tra...
Alcoholic poppy senate
  07/15/25
If birthright citizenship is retroactively abolished, then I...
violent chapel incel
  07/15/25


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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:01 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934518)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:02 PM
Author: stimulating outnumbered fat ankles

Only service guarantees citizenship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934523)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:05 PM
Author: nubile liquid oxygen

I'm doing my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934540)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:15 PM
Author: jade school cafeteria

the only good bug is a dead bug!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934597)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 8:39 PM
Author: Curious tripping giraffe cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44936173)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:04 PM
Author: olive fear-inspiring affirmative action digit ratio

Speaking and writing English competently. 90% of Southerners and most PoC are immediately disenfranchised, ensuring coastal liberal hegemony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934537)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 9:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rigor faggotry

not so fast on the “writing” there, bud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44936430)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: salmon adventurous space volcanic crater

gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934557)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: vigorous sexy stain alpha

Most countries do not have birthright citizenship based on location of birth. Usually, it’s based on ancestry. You have to prove that one or both parents were citizens. Makes a lot more sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934560)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Massive chest-beating clown

I'm not sure what you're asking. Are you asking how I would go about proving my citizenship, or what the inclusion criteria for citizenship should be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934574)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:14 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

Suppose the govt knocks on your door 1 millisecond after the ruling is issued and says "error: passport etc. erroneously issued on the basis of flawed and frankly incoherent constitutional analysis, please submit alternative verification of citizenship."

Your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934589)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:17 PM
Author: lemon church persian

I would show the land patents my ancestor received for land that I now own

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934610)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:18 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

Received. Thank you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934614)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:49 PM
Author: Bronze masturbator meetinghouse

No white person can claim “ancestors” in the Americas. Its too string a word for third generation Italian immigrant or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44935386)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 6:59 PM
Author: lemon church persian

My ancestors got here before this “country” existed. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44935685)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 9:27 AM
Author: Cracking field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44937998)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Startling Sooty Cumskin

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44938711)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 8:41 PM
Author: Curious tripping giraffe cruise ship

what a bitter little Asian you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44936178)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 8:47 AM
Author: abnormal yellow scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44941981)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 10:07 PM
Author: Comical flirting hairy legs partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44936480)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 10:28 AM
Author: Hideous Bawdyhouse

go away rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44942166)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:19 PM
Author: Massive chest-beating clown

I'd need to know what the ruling was. It would be up to Congress to articulate a standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934623)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:21 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

Thanks. We're gonna mark you "refused to respond to our request." Bye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934632)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:21 PM
Author: Massive chest-beating clown

OK but that's not accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934637)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:23 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

How is it inaccurate? Are you going to tell me it was an improperly formed request? That he's being denied due process because of it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934646)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:35 PM
Author: Massive chest-beating clown

I mean yeah, it's pretty unusual to knock on doors when there is no articulated law to apply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934693)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

Well yeah but it's also pretty unusual for the govt to fuck up this bad. But we're still here and you still haven't shown us anything except your legal opinion. At what point can we say you refused to comply with our request?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934702)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Massive chest-beating clown

When I've refused to comply, I'd think. I can't comply with an impossible request, though, so that's not a refusal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934773)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

Gotcha. Well look here's the thing. I could have marked you "failed" to comply, but you were argumentative and you remained that way for some time. So I'll just mark you down as "combative." Thank you and good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934790)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: Charismatic Shivering Death Wish Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44935175)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 6:25 PM
Author: Massive chest-beating clown

I cheerfully object.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44935504)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:28 PM
Author: Lake Elite House

In this hypothetical we would almost certainly be using citizenship by descent or naturalization. Lots of other big countries do this and don't grant citizenship just by being born within their territory (unless they would have no other citizenship). I can easily show the chain of my greatgrandparents being naturalized, then that I'm descended from them. What's more, one parent would be sufficient and I can do it for both. Most people could and this is fairly well archived. Was this supposed to be hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934664)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:30 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

U still gotta convince us you didn't just steal somebody's family album

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934677)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 12:36 AM
Author: 180 gaped shitlib base

Seriously? It's too bad they don't list parents on birth certificates. It's also too bad that the Social Security administration doesn't keep track of the Social Security number of your parents. How dumb is this hypo? It's trivial to prove who your parents are unless you are some kind of prole without any documents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44937201)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 3:47 AM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

How would your both certificate reveal anything about your great grandparents? For that matter how did their actions reflect your worthiness of US citizenship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44937597)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 4:56 PM
Author: 180 gaped shitlib base

JFC. My parents had birth certificates, too, you know? As did my grandparents and so on. In my case, if we are assuming citizenship by descent, I know I had at least one great grandparent that naturalized. My parents and grandparents were all born in the same small town, so I could get all the birth certificates in one trip to that town. All I need to track down is proof of naturalization for at least one great grandparent and then I can use the birth certificates to document that I am descended from a naturalized citizen. It would be kind of a pain in the ass, but it wouldn't be that hard to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44943627)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: irradiated doobsian temple

So what's the new law that I'm trying to meet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44935190)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:49 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44935388)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:19 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal piazza prole

regular mad max thunderdome cagefights to the death w/ select weapons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934620)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:29 PM
Author: jade school cafeteria

Master : These our witness, Aunty. Us suffer bad. Want justice. We want Thunderdome!

Aunty Entity : You know the law: Two men enter, one man leaves.

Master : This Blaster! Twenty men enter, only him leave!

Aunty Entity : Then it's your choice. Thunderdome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934669)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal piazza prole

180

Qween Kamala will play as Aunty Entity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934801)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:33 PM
Author: multi-colored cobalt stage

If you’ve paid more than a million in lifetime federal taxes you are a citizen who gets to vote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934687)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:33 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

Received, thanl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934688)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:36 PM
Author: seedy swashbuckling circlehead

im a jones act citizen and my family has been since 1917. longer than most unwashed ww2 immigrant faggots on this bort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934696)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Free-loading point french chef

We do need to have a bort discussion on whether the azn/dot injun poasters should have their citizenship recognized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934705)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 5:38 AM
Author: Aggressive locale coldplay fan

Shut up fool. Jews, Indians, and Asians now own the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44937669)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Well-lubricated infuriating factory reset button garrison

"but i paith taxeth!" (shoots traitor in eyeball)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934709)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:43 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

Thank you. You should receive your new credentials in 4-6 months once we verify some things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934717)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: seedy swashbuckling circlehead

tyvm. in order to expedite my claim would proof of relatives being 65th infantry regiment veterans (borinqueneers) in both ww2 and korea help the application at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934770)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

It never hurts to provide us with information that can assist us in expediting the process for yourself or any other applicants you know of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934827)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Talented Bearded Electric Furnace

This is what 180 India did to Musbro shit infilitrators in the Northeast, just passed a law and then a ton were put on lists and they had to come in and prove their entitlement to citizenship. Of course many did not have proof so they got sent to concentration camps. These were all Musbro Bangladeshi shit refugees who infilitrated Mother Bharat, and India told them to furk off. Birdshits are not as alpha as Pradeep, they dont have the T levels or gorgeous cock power. So this will never happen in shithole USA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934706)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: aquamarine wrinkle crackhouse

White English speaking persons of good character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934721)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: submissive slimy patrolman stock car

Height

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934771)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: wonderful brilliant orchestra pit legend

I would show them my dog and my AR. They see those two things, they'll know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934786)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:08 PM
Author: Charismatic Shivering Death Wish Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44935184)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:22 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

"Heh, how about we save some time here? We'll show you our guns and you tell us which ones you recognize."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44935252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

I'd still like a response from some tough-as-nails AR-15 owners with dogs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#49103396)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 4:18 PM
Author: Magenta self-centered national

"I'm ready to die for Israel."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934928)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: submissive slimy patrolman stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44935353)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: passionate buck-toothed library

i will share deeds that show i own land and people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934935)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

And how do you pronounce your name Mr...Zhang?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934949)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: passionate buck-toothed library

quiet slave. get back in your cage or you'll get the whip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44934953)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:08 PM
Author: Charismatic Shivering Death Wish Toaster

I have dog tags of my great grandfather (same last name), the flag my grandmother was given when he died, and photographic evidence of him serving in WW2 for America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44935182)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

Thanl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44936421)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: irradiated doobsian temple

I don't know what you're asking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44935188)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

"It's a pretty open ended question, but we decided to leave it that way for a reason. We've never had to do this before and we're learning as we go, so we wanted to be fair and give you the opportunity to tell us what YOU think constitutes evidence of your US citizenship."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44935368)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 6:25 PM
Author: transparent confused potus

Ancestor fought (for the US or the Confederacy) in one of the Revolution, 1812, Civil War, WWI, or WWII.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44935502)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 7:14 PM
Author: sick immigrant menage

I'd show them my high school football game tape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44935747)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 7:30 PM
Author: Sable mildly autistic state

White landowning male

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44935803)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

Define "land."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44936465)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: mentally impaired bonkers queen of the night school

i would be unable to establish citizenship. i had erroneously believed myself to be a citizen based on being born in the country, and i have not otherwise been naturalized. my parents and grandparents likewise erroneously believed that they were citizens based on being born in the country, but were not otherwise naturalized. perhaps somewhere in my family tree someone was actually naturalized as a citizen, but i cannot demonstrate it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44935833)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

Thank you. I can't make any promises but I'll recommend that your sincerity and candor be weighed in your favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44936473)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: laughsome office

ITT: what the third world looks, sounds, and feels like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44935891)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 7:47 PM
Author: hateful striped hyena institution

Grandfather obtained citizenship though military service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44935900)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 10:06 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

Are you willing to do the same?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44936475)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 9:10 PM
Author: Startling Sooty Cumskin

I can trace ancestry back to a Revolutionary War officer; I assume that should be good enough/early enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44936275)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 10:07 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

It's actually kinda problematic that that's the most recent war you can invoke in your favor here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44936479)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 12:53 PM
Author: Startling Sooty Cumskin

Oh, both of my grandfathers and one grandmother were in WWII also, of course, and I have all their records, medals, photos in service, etc.

I thought longevity in-country was the goal here as basically the opposite of simply happening to have been born here, and “ancestors present at the founding” seems reasonable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44938690)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 10:06 PM
Author: Comical flirting hairy legs partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44936476)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 10:07 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

(polish guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44936481)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 12:39 AM
Author: 180 gaped shitlib base

I would show them my Consular Report of Birth Abroad. That shows that the U.S. government recognized me as a citizen at birth even though I clearly did not obtain citizenship by being born on U.S. soil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44937205)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 3:43 AM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

Pwnage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44937594)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 6:08 AM
Author: Cracking field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44937693)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 3:50 AM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

Preliminary results are back. Responses suggest people claiming their ancestors fought wars to gain citizenship should do the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44937600)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 12:56 PM
Author: Startling Sooty Cumskin

Dunno about this, founders secured rights for “us and our posterity” (i.e. *their* specific descendants—not the descendants of illegal Mexicans or whatever). Pretty sure many would not have fought if they didn’t think they were building something for their kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44938697)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 10:33 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

Birthright citizenship created a free rider problem though. Our task is to recover what's left of the society the framers left us with. We also have to take into consideration the unique contributions of Irish as Italian immigrants, who are working hard within the judiciary to assist us in this endeavor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44940997)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: Avocado diverse whorehouse preventive strike

get the fuck out of here, giuseppe o'shea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44941010)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: Startling Sooty Cumskin

I agree, “birthright citizenship” creates a free-rider problem, but what you appear to be against is not in fact “birthright” citizenship, it’s citizenship “jus sanguinis”, which is absolutely what the Founders intended and is the classical, most fundamental form of citizenship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44941020)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 10:41 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

The framers made it clear that Congress has the authority to regulate naturalization. That's what we're really talking about here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44941035)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: Startling Sooty Cumskin

Correct, *naturalization*. But there is no situation in which someone born on American soil to parents who are citizens is not a citizen, then, or now. There’s no naturalization happening there, because naturalization is the process by which a non-citizen gains citizenship.

I suppose you could say that Congress could in theory decide that some class of previously-naturalized immigrants were in fact illicitly naturalized and it doesn’t count, hence their descendants were never citizens in the first place. Maybe! But if you can demonstrate descent from citizens who were clearly in the country and citizens at the time of the Revolution (maybe even as late as the adoption of the Constitution) that is essentially untouchable evidence of citizenship “jus sanguinis”—no naturalization in that process at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44941077)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

If birthright citizenship is abolished and you want to claim ancestral ties you need to prove them somehow. Otherwise, if all you have is a birth certificate, we really are talking about naturalization. Congress could grandfather in all current citizens instead of making people apply, but why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44941092)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: Startling Sooty Cumskin

Sure, you’d have to prove descent from either 1) family members who were unquestionably citizens by non-birthright criteria in the past (good); or 2) family members who were citizens at the time of the Founding (even better).

But this is literally THE key feature of citizenship at the time of the founding. It passed to your kids and their kids (NOT necessarily to the kids of other randos happening to be physically present in the country at some later date, of course. But YOURS? Yes. That’s why you founded the country.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44941973)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

Sir this is not the time to invoke penumbras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44942143)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 4:31 PM
Author: Startling Sooty Cumskin

What about “secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity” is a penumbra to you? This is perhaps the fundamental feature of the United States.

All that other stuff—the details of naturalizing aliens, awarding citizenship via service programs for immigrants, birthright anchor babies for illegal Mexicans, whatever—is optional add-ons. You can mess with that stuff all you like.

Citizenship jus sanguinis, on the other hand, is the founding raison d'être of the nation. It is fundamental and without it the country does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44943518)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 5:02 PM
Author: 180 gaped shitlib base

(guy who has never heard of the 14th Amendment)

Birthright citizenship is in the Constitution. Amendments are just as much part of the Constitution as the original text.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44943649)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 8:31 PM
Author: Startling Sooty Cumskin

He’s clearly contemplating the repeal of the 14th Amendment here, which is fine I guess (and there’s always been some question of exactly who the birthright provision applies to, i.e. does it really cover illegals?), but the question is whether he is so fundamentally seeking to overturn the premise of the American nation as to contradict (or imagine away) the **rest** of the Constitution, including the bits the Framers themselves laid out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44944483)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

I'm imagining how the conversations will go before we throw cons in mass graves. Sometimes it's fun to interrogate people before you kill them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#49103403)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 6:07 AM
Author: Cracking field

My first American ancestor arrived here in the 1650s; the last immigrant in my family line was in 1670.

Numerous documents and pictures of my ancestors in various wars, between the Revolutionary War and WW2.

I am current mil.

One or all of those should about cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44937690)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 6:09 AM
Author: Avocado diverse whorehouse preventive strike

If you don't have DAR/SAR papers you have to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44937695)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Crusty cheese-eating nursing home

official passport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44938078)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 10:35 PM
Author: bistre coiffed community account step-uncle's house

show them my lgbtqia and blm tattoos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44941004)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 8:56 AM
Author: cyan impertinent internal respiration

if you have to ask, you have to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#44941993)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

OP here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#49103395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Azure odious nibblets center

obviously it would be if the parents are citizens you retarded schizo fag (i.e. - kids of illegals, chink H1Bs, anchor babies, and other bullshit would be dingfaged).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#49103404)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

How would you prove your parents were citizens?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#49103407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Azure odious nibblets center

their SSN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#49103414)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: vigorous sexy stain alpha

Skin color

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#49103406)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: flesh pit juggernaut

If you're white, we'll presume you're from South Africa on a refugee visa until you prove otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#49103409)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Alcoholic poppy senate

I would be totally fucked. I would show up in an Adidas tracksuit and with a thick Russian accent. They would say "name this baseball player" and I'd shrug and they would go "that's fucking Mickey Mantle. Ok, let's try an easier one." I would shrug again and he would say "you really don't know what Babe Ruth looks like? Alright, you're going to Alligator Alcatraz"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#49103408)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: violent chapel incel

If birthright citizenship is retroactively abolished, then I would not be able to prove citizenship. I was never naturalized, believing myself to be a natural born citizen. All of my ancestors that I ever met were in the same category. As for my ancestors who were not born in this country, I have no way of finding out whether they were naturalized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2#49103412)