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Rewrote Eminem's "Lose Yourself" but changed the line to "bar spaghetti"

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yapping scourge upon the earth
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bull headed clown
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You don’t need to change much to describe what the wai...
Adulterous french chef
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yapping scourge upon the earth
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(pedophile)
magical love of her life personal credit line
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I am a big Spaceporn fan and know he has never done anything...
Adulterous french chef
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aphrodisiac maroon mental disorder
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indecent old irish cottage nursing home
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Multi-colored native
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JFC
Dashing double fault macaca
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indecent old irish cottage nursing home
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indecent old irish cottage nursing home
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thirsty mind-boggling hospital queen of the night
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lascivious reading party
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yapping scourge upon the earth
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Adulterous french chef
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Adulterous french chef
  01/09/23
Look If you had one shot, or one opportunity To squanch ev...
arrogant yellow mexican coffee pot
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yapping scourge upon the earth
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Coiffed orange useless brakes
  01/09/23
Snap! back to reality Oh, there goes gag reflex Oh, there ...
indecent old irish cottage nursing home
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arrogant yellow mexican coffee pot
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Adulterous french chef
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yapping scourge upon the earth
  01/19/23
i am the OP of this thread. not flame, i made the eminem as...
yapping scourge upon the earth
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my bum's been squanched, i'm wondering why i came in to pla...
Splenetic Lettuce
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yapping scourge upon the earth
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Buck-toothed Goyim
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Magenta box office regret
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rough-skinned azure principal's office
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yapping scourge upon the earth
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yapping scourge upon the earth
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(Verse 1) Yo, it's the legal life, palms are sweaty, case i...
ruby godawful menage people who are hurt
  10/06/23
this doesn't work because it doesn't have anything about sp ...
yapping scourge upon the earth
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(Verse 1) Look, if you had one chance, one precious boy t...
ruby godawful menage people who are hurt
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Date: January 8th, 2023 8:13 AM
Author: yapping scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 8th, 2023 1:48 PM
Author: bull headed clown



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Date: January 8th, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: Adulterous french chef

You don’t need to change much to describe what the waitress thought would happen:

“His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There's vomit on his sweater already, bar spaghetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to suck dongs

But he keeps on forgetting “Daddy” told him not to frown, Open wide, “Daddy” is Oh so proud

He opens his mouth, but the tears won’t stop flowing down

He's choking how, “Daddy” ain’t joking now

The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45759592)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 1:57 PM
Author: yapping scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 8th, 2023 1:57 PM
Author: magical love of her life personal credit line

(pedophile)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45759601)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 2:16 PM
Author: Adulterous french chef

I am a big Spaceporn fan and know he has never done anything illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45759663)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac maroon mental disorder



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Date: January 8th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: indecent old irish cottage nursing home



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Date: January 8th, 2023 5:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored native



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Date: January 9th, 2023 5:13 AM
Author: Dashing double fault macaca

JFC

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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:59 AM
Author: indecent old irish cottage nursing home



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Date: February 24th, 2023 1:27 PM
Author: indecent old irish cottage nursing home



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Date: March 26th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: thirsty mind-boggling hospital queen of the night



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Date: October 8th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: lascivious reading party



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Date: October 8th, 2023 1:41 PM
Author: yapping scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 8th, 2023 5:31 PM
Author: Adulterous french chef



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Date: January 9th, 2023 12:16 AM
Author: Adulterous french chef



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Date: January 9th, 2023 12:19 AM
Author: arrogant yellow mexican coffee pot

Look

If you had one shot, or one opportunity

To squanch everything you ever wanted

One moment

Would you capture it or just let it slip?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45762116)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: yapping scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45762810)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 4:54 AM
Author: Coiffed orange useless brakes



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:12 AM
Author: indecent old irish cottage nursing home

Snap! back to reality

Oh, there goes gag reflex

Oh, there goes 'sketti, he choked

He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy, no

He won't have it, he knows he's shooting these ropes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45762826)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 9:28 PM
Author: arrogant yellow mexican coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45799224)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Adulterous french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45799176)



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Date: January 19th, 2023 1:05 PM
Author: yapping scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45811643)



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Date: February 26th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: yapping scourge upon the earth

i am the OP of this thread. not flame, i made the eminem association, made this thread then started listening to lose yourself for the first time in years, then went down an eminem rabbit hole and i'm now a STAN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45983949)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 6:37 PM
Author: Splenetic Lettuce

my bum's been squanched, i'm wondering why

i came in to play at all

daddy's feeding me a hot dog

and trying to feel my hole

even if he wasn't a pedo gay

still his dick sure would be small

now he's behind me

and it's all gone bad

it's all gone bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45994191)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 10:52 PM
Author: yapping scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45995266)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 6:21 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Goyim



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Date: March 26th, 2023 9:47 AM
Author: Magenta box office regret



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Date: March 26th, 2023 9:49 AM
Author: rough-skinned azure principal's office



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Date: May 2nd, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: yapping scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 6th, 2023 5:26 PM
Author: yapping scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#46894536)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 5:36 PM
Author: ruby godawful menage people who are hurt

(Verse 1)

Yo, it's the legal life, palms are sweaty, case is heavy,

There's justice on the line already, client's nervous, but on the surface, they look calm and ready,

To drop bombs, but they keep on forgettin', what they wrote down,

The whole firm goes so loud, they open their mouth, but the words won't come out,

They're chokin', how, judges jokin' now, time's up, over, blaow!

(Chorus)

You better sue yourself in the courtroom, you own it,

You better never let it go, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to show,

This lawsuit comes once in a lifetime, yo,

You better sue yourself in the courtroom, you own it,

You better never let it go, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to show,

This lawsuit comes once in a lifetime, yo,

(Verse 2)

The case is escaping, through this firm that you're shaping,

But you're focused, determined, this moment, you won't waste it,

You're ready to fight, with all your legal might,

To win the battle, 'cause this case is your saddle,

You ride it, never hide it, in the courtroom, you're the guide,

Every objection, you'll override, with your legal pride,

The jury's watching, the truth, you'll be dispatching,

In the legal game, you're the main attraction,

You'll rise above, like a legal dove,

In the end, you'll celebrate, with justice and love.

(Chorus)

You better sue yourself in the courtroom, you own it,

You better never let it go, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to show,

This lawsuit comes once in a lifetime, yo,

You better sue yourself in the courtroom, you own it,

You better never let it go, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to show,

This lawsuit comes once in a lifetime, yo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#46894577)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 6:02 PM
Author: yapping scourge upon the earth

this doesn't work because it doesn't have anything about sp being a child molester or shitlaw burnout fake partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#46894688)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 6:23 PM
Author: ruby godawful menage people who are hurt

(Verse 1)

Look, if you had one chance, one precious boy to know,

To share every laugh, watch your wyrm grow,

Would you take it, or just let it pass by,

In the heart of the city where the sun meets the sky?

Adopted son, Asian grace, a gift so divine,

In the lawyer's arms, they intertwine,

Squanches and giggles, joyously they play,

In the warmth of the playroom, they find their way.

(Chorus)

You better seize the boy, let the blood swell,

Cherish the secrets, let no one tell,

You own it, you better never let it go,

These memories, let them forever flow,

This love is precious, a treasure you've found,

Squanching away, in love, they're unbound.

(Verse 2)

He's a lawyer in court, fighting battles so tough,

But at home, he's a dad, and that's enough,

To make every moment count, in the grandest way,

With his son by his side, cum what may.

In the quiet of night, under moon's soft light,

They share squanches and cream, in the stillness of night,

With every squanch, the bond grows strong,

In the lawyer's hands, where he truly belongs.

(Chorus)

You better seize the boy, let the blood swell,

Cherish the secrets, let no one tell,

You own it, you better never let it go,

These memories, let them forever flow,

This love is precious, a treasure you've found,

Squanching away, in love, they're unbound.

(Bridge)

Love knows no color, no boundaries, no race,

In every squanch, they find a special place,

A lawyer's busy world, in the laughter does fade,

In the innocence of childhood, memories are made.

(Chorus)

You better seize the boy, let the blood swell,

Cherish the secrets, let no one tell,

You own it, you better never let it go,

These memories, let them forever flow,

This love is precious, a treasure you've found,

Squanching away, in love, they're unbound.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#46894752)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: yapping scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#46894772)



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Date: January 5th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: yapping scourge upon the earth



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: indecent old irish cottage nursing home



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