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insecure abode
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Pale Orchestra Pit
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Razzle House
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insecure abode
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(pedophile)
carnelian up-to-no-good school cafeteria idea he suggested
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I am a big Spaceporn fan and know he has never done anything...
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frum hominid
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Boyish Indigo Chapel Mood
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JFC
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insecure abode
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Razzle House
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Look If you had one shot, or one opportunity To squanch ev...
milky histrionic azn
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insecure abode
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bonkers charcoal gay wizard point
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Snap! back to reality Oh, there goes gag reflex Oh, there ...
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milky histrionic azn
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Razzle House
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insecure abode
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i am the OP of this thread. not flame, i made the eminem as...
insecure abode
  02/26/23
my bum's been squanched, i'm wondering why i came in to pla...
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(Verse 1) Yo, it's the legal life, palms are sweaty, case i...
racy box office dingle berry
  10/06/23
this doesn't work because it doesn't have anything about sp ...
insecure abode
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Date: January 8th, 2023 8:13 AM
Author: insecure abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45758627)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 1:48 PM
Author: Pale Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45759579)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: Razzle House

You don’t need to change much to describe what the waitress thought would happen:

“His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There's vomit on his sweater already, bar spaghetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to suck dongs

But he keeps on forgetting “Daddy” told him not to frown, Open wide, “Daddy” is Oh so proud

He opens his mouth, but the tears won’t stop flowing down

He's choking how, “Daddy” ain’t joking now

The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45759592)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 1:57 PM
Author: insecure abode



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Date: January 8th, 2023 1:57 PM
Author: carnelian up-to-no-good school cafeteria idea he suggested

(pedophile)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45759601)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 2:16 PM
Author: Razzle House

I am a big Spaceporn fan and know he has never done anything illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45759663)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: hairraiser seedy boistinker stain



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Date: January 8th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: frum hominid



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Date: January 8th, 2023 5:32 PM
Author: Boyish Indigo Chapel Mood



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Date: January 9th, 2023 5:13 AM
Author: yapping hall

JFC

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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:59 AM
Author: frum hominid



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Date: February 24th, 2023 1:27 PM
Author: frum hominid



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Date: March 26th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: big heaven factory reset button



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Date: October 8th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: Orchid tanning salon



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Date: October 8th, 2023 1:41 PM
Author: insecure abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#46902392)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 5:31 PM
Author: Razzle House



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Date: January 9th, 2023 12:16 AM
Author: Razzle House



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Date: January 9th, 2023 12:19 AM
Author: milky histrionic azn

Look

If you had one shot, or one opportunity

To squanch everything you ever wanted

One moment

Would you capture it or just let it slip?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45762116)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: insecure abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45762810)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 4:54 AM
Author: bonkers charcoal gay wizard point



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:12 AM
Author: frum hominid

Snap! back to reality

Oh, there goes gag reflex

Oh, there goes 'sketti, he choked

He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy, no

He won't have it, he knows he's shooting these ropes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45762826)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 9:28 PM
Author: milky histrionic azn



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Date: January 16th, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Razzle House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45799176)



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Date: January 19th, 2023 1:05 PM
Author: insecure abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45811643)



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Date: February 26th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: insecure abode

i am the OP of this thread. not flame, i made the eminem association, made this thread then started listening to lose yourself for the first time in years, then went down an eminem rabbit hole and i'm now a STAN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45983949)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 6:37 PM
Author: lake legend crackhouse

my bum's been squanched, i'm wondering why

i came in to play at all

daddy's feeding me a hot dog

and trying to feel my hole

even if he wasn't a pedo gay

still his dick sure would be small

now he's behind me

and it's all gone bad

it's all gone bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45994191)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 10:52 PM
Author: insecure abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45995266)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 6:21 PM
Author: duck-like library codepig



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Date: March 26th, 2023 9:47 AM
Author: Ebony titillating mad-dog skullcap step-uncle's house



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Date: March 26th, 2023 9:49 AM
Author: bronze mischievous stage fat ankles



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Date: May 2nd, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: insecure abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#46262672)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 5:26 PM
Author: insecure abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#46894536)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 5:36 PM
Author: racy box office dingle berry

(Verse 1)

Yo, it's the legal life, palms are sweaty, case is heavy,

There's justice on the line already, client's nervous, but on the surface, they look calm and ready,

To drop bombs, but they keep on forgettin', what they wrote down,

The whole firm goes so loud, they open their mouth, but the words won't come out,

They're chokin', how, judges jokin' now, time's up, over, blaow!

(Chorus)

You better sue yourself in the courtroom, you own it,

You better never let it go, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to show,

This lawsuit comes once in a lifetime, yo,

You better sue yourself in the courtroom, you own it,

You better never let it go, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to show,

This lawsuit comes once in a lifetime, yo,

(Verse 2)

The case is escaping, through this firm that you're shaping,

But you're focused, determined, this moment, you won't waste it,

You're ready to fight, with all your legal might,

To win the battle, 'cause this case is your saddle,

You ride it, never hide it, in the courtroom, you're the guide,

Every objection, you'll override, with your legal pride,

The jury's watching, the truth, you'll be dispatching,

In the legal game, you're the main attraction,

You'll rise above, like a legal dove,

In the end, you'll celebrate, with justice and love.

(Chorus)

You better sue yourself in the courtroom, you own it,

You better never let it go, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to show,

This lawsuit comes once in a lifetime, yo,

You better sue yourself in the courtroom, you own it,

You better never let it go, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to show,

This lawsuit comes once in a lifetime, yo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#46894577)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 6:02 PM
Author: insecure abode

this doesn't work because it doesn't have anything about sp being a child molester or shitlaw burnout fake partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#46894688)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 6:23 PM
Author: racy box office dingle berry

(Verse 1)

Look, if you had one chance, one precious boy to know,

To share every laugh, watch your wyrm grow,

Would you take it, or just let it pass by,

In the heart of the city where the sun meets the sky?

Adopted son, Asian grace, a gift so divine,

In the lawyer's arms, they intertwine,

Squanches and giggles, joyously they play,

In the warmth of the playroom, they find their way.

(Chorus)

You better seize the boy, let the blood swell,

Cherish the secrets, let no one tell,

You own it, you better never let it go,

These memories, let them forever flow,

This love is precious, a treasure you've found,

Squanching away, in love, they're unbound.

(Verse 2)

He's a lawyer in court, fighting battles so tough,

But at home, he's a dad, and that's enough,

To make every moment count, in the grandest way,

With his son by his side, cum what may.

In the quiet of night, under moon's soft light,

They share squanches and cream, in the stillness of night,

With every squanch, the bond grows strong,

In the lawyer's hands, where he truly belongs.

(Chorus)

You better seize the boy, let the blood swell,

Cherish the secrets, let no one tell,

You own it, you better never let it go,

These memories, let them forever flow,

This love is precious, a treasure you've found,

Squanching away, in love, they're unbound.

(Bridge)

Love knows no color, no boundaries, no race,

In every squanch, they find a special place,

A lawyer's busy world, in the laughter does fade,

In the innocence of childhood, memories are made.

(Chorus)

You better seize the boy, let the blood swell,

Cherish the secrets, let no one tell,

You own it, you better never let it go,

These memories, let them forever flow,

This love is precious, a treasure you've found,

Squanching away, in love, they're unbound.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#46894752)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: insecure abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#46894772)



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Date: January 5th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: insecure abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#47254047)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: frum hominid



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