"Everybody Hates Chris" plays as SP Jr gets squanched
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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:13 PM Author: Salmon Adventurous Locale
"daddy, don't make me go back to the playroom..."
[laugh track]
"c'mon son, you know it's hotdog time!"
[laugh track]
"but daddy i'm hungry, you haven't let me out of my cage in days."
*SP puts arm around son*
[camera zooms in]
"it's ok champ. we'll go out for pizza after. you know how much spending our playroom time together means to me."
[sentimental "awwwwww" track plays]
"i just heard of a new place. it's called comet something something?"
[uproarious laugh track]
[zoom in on spjrs wide eyes]
[fake to black as theme song plays]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319147) |
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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:27 PM Author: Salmon Adventurous Locale
[scene: sp and spjr sitting in dive bar with spjr fidgeting uncomfortably]
SP: "son, stop messing around and eat your spaghetti"
SPjr: "i feel like i'm sitting on an acorn or something."
SP:"wow champ, save it for home!"
[laugh track]
[waitress appears]
Waitress: "hey, i been meaning to ask ya'll -- are you one of them ped-oh-files"
[audience: oooooooooooh!]
SP: "haha, i get that all the time!"
"well aren't you just ashamed of your self? raping your son in this day in age, i should call cps!"
[laugh track]
SP: "are you mock/defame/threating me? i will never be charged with anything! he's MY son and i can do what i like with him!"
SPjr: "please miss, do something, my life is a living nightmare."
[laugh track]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319217) |
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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:14 PM Author: histrionic base useless brakes
To be fair,
I like your new attitude towards outting, hey I guess if it's OK for you (Christopher Spinelli), it's OK for me!
PS: Christopher Spinelli is a child rapist.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319634) |
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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:45 PM Author: histrionic base useless brakes
To be fair,
Oh, NOW you want to draft up an immunity deal?
Too late, Chris. Stop touching kids, pedophile.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319736) |
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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:00 PM Author: histrionic base useless brakes
To be fair,
Damn! You sure put me in my place, Chris Spinelli.
Thankfully, unlike your adopted son, my place isn't in your bed with your tiny little cock stuffed inside my asshole. Whew, at least I can take some comfort in that.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319776) |
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