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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Jet Abode

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Tan magical dilemma



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone institution



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: marvelous locus



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: geriatric curious church pocket flask



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: Brilliant vengeful center



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Jet Abode



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Dashing low-t becky

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: Crusty mewling menage

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: Zombie-like Free-loading Double Fault

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: metal opaque dysfunction

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: motley shitlib brunch



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Stirring amethyst senate private investor

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Khaki Philosopher-king

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: domesticated at-the-ready school cafeteria



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: dead cracking plaza

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: Jet Abode

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Jet Abode

Wow, he actually did it

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: diverse anal azn

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