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I have over $1 MILLION now in Bond Funds getting 5%+ now

I've already gotten over 3k in interest this month and it wi...
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/17/24
Wtf, how do you have so much money now? Wasn't your net wort...
Exciting unholy chad
  04/17/24
he has been worth 1M since 2011
mind-boggling hairless turdskin
  04/17/24
nigga i only hit 1m in like nov 2019 then covid raped shit
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/17/24
wtf nigga, ppl maek fun of me cause my NW always been arnd 1...
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/17/24
which fund
charcoal aromatic address brethren
  04/17/24
It's flame. There are no bond funds that distribute 5%+ mon...
wonderful high-end public bath mad-dog skullcap
  04/17/24
ljl yes goy i said monthly
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/17/24
> I've already gotten over 3k in interest this month and ...
wonderful high-end public bath mad-dog skullcap
  04/17/24
do u even math goy.
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/17/24
in TD Ameritrade I have to put it in ((Schwab)) fund Swvxx ...
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/17/24
Those aren't bond funds, you stupid asshole
wonderful high-end public bath mad-dog skullcap
  04/17/24
okay MONEY MARKET u faggot kike. i dont understand FINANCIAL...
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/17/24
You should know the difference between bond funds and money ...
wonderful high-end public bath mad-dog skullcap
  04/17/24
So you radically changed your investment strategy and don't ...
Medicated sienna church building
  04/17/24
nigga i meant money market, interest rates were so low for s...
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/18/24
So your thread title is twelve words long and two of them ar...
Medicated sienna church building
  04/18/24
yes, breakingnews: im retarded
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/18/24
Upon reading the rest of this thread, I actually realized I ...
Medicated sienna church building
  04/18/24
OH WHAT A JOURNALIST!!! HE FACT CHECKED MY ANUS SOOOOO BAD I...
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/18/24
You should... because this is your financial life you're tal...
Medicated sienna church building
  04/18/24
I DONT CARE ABT MYSELF BIRDSHIT and if this money ended i wl...
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/18/24
??? It sounds like the problems that you have are beyond mon...
Medicated sienna church building
  04/18/24
nah its over, i shld just do nothing. i cant fix this shit
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/18/24
Do you just ignore paying "taxes"?
topaz masturbator
  04/17/24
nigga in past wld calculate it so i dont owe that was when i...
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/18/24
You have $1M in these 2 funds?
Exciting unholy chad
  04/17/24
I think about that much, in fidelity i have some in one of t...
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/17/24
actually here's breakdown SWVXX $464,483 VMFXX $372,155 ...
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/17/24
Current 7d yields (except for CD which I just estimate) S...
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/17/24
get a job
provocative bat shit crazy roommate office
  04/17/24
no that's goy
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/17/24
I figured the market would tank but now that you pulled out ...
Carmine ticket booth liquid oxygen
  04/17/24
yes i agree
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/17/24
Why not just do SGOV tommy
fear-inspiring market ape
  04/17/24
interesting but yield only 5.04%, my others are 5.3 to 5.4
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/18/24
I have lost bigly this week. Down below $1.5. On top of that...
Maniacal fluffy tank alpha
  04/17/24
Do you realize you can lose principal in these unless it&rsq...
talented lodge tattoo
  04/18/24
nigga i mispoke, its money market fund not bond, i wont loss...
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/18/24
Wait, wait, wait. On top of everything else, are you confus...
Medicated sienna church building
  04/18/24
nigga accounts old skool we new skool
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/18/24
Surely the same "revenge trading" that resulted in...
big wagecucks
  04/18/24
NIGGA its all kike fraud shit wtf else can i do, anyway im g...
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/18/24
Well that's your whole problem. You always try to "do s...
big wagecucks
  04/18/24
Well nigga all I have to do is get one more 30 or 35% return...
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/18/24
...
Medicated sienna church building
  04/18/24
You should post this on Reddit if you want to impress someon...
Pearly Locale
  04/18/24
But how did you even manage to get to $10000! this is amazin...
Territorial Ungodly Institution
  04/18/24


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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

I've already gotten over 3k in interest this month and it will be more next month since I just put a huge amount in two weeks ago.

I estimate I shld get abt 53-54k a year in interest, I only need 33.5k to live nicely in Asia.

Sure if market goes up I will miss out but this feels pretty nice. First time in life really I know my investment income is 100% going to cover me easily.

I will keep it like this until market tanks 20% then ill start buying back in. And maybe from buying calls/puts I can make 3-6k a month addition, then its veddy good. I cld possibly net 100k a year investment income with no real downside. 1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589320)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:37 AM
Author: Exciting unholy chad

Wtf, how do you have so much money now? Wasn't your net worth like $1M just last year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589340)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:38 AM
Author: mind-boggling hairless turdskin

he has been worth 1M since 2011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589345)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:38 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

nigga i only hit 1m in like nov 2019 then covid raped shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589349)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:38 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

wtf nigga, ppl maek fun of me cause my NW always been arnd 1m and 1.1m or some shit despite market boom

its 1,119,282 right now, during ukraine invasion it went down to like 900k i think, ditto during covid like 880k, highest ever was 1.33m right before ukraine

FMA



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589346)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:45 AM
Author: charcoal aromatic address brethren

which fund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589355)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:49 AM
Author: wonderful high-end public bath mad-dog skullcap

It's flame. There are no bond funds that distribute 5%+ monthly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589360)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

ljl yes goy i said monthly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589369)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:56 AM
Author: wonderful high-end public bath mad-dog skullcap

> I've already gotten over 3k in interest this month and it will be more next month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589380)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:52 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

do u even math goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589370)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

in TD Ameritrade I have to put it in ((Schwab)) fund Swvxx which have like .3% expense ratio but still net over 5%. These faggots charge $17 if I buy a Vanguard fund

In my other accounts I just do Vanguard VMFXX. Like .11% expense ratio or something

7 day yield on the Vang one is 5.39%, for Schwab one its 5.30%. I guess this is post expense ratio so .09% diff but on 450k thatas like $400 nigga dollars furk these kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589367)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:57 AM
Author: wonderful high-end public bath mad-dog skullcap

Those aren't bond funds, you stupid asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589386)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:00 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

okay MONEY MARKET u faggot kike. i dont understand FINANCIAL INSTRUMENTS u rat faced falafal nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589399)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: wonderful high-end public bath mad-dog skullcap

You should know the difference between bond funds and money market funds if you are to invest prudently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592335)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:21 PM
Author: Medicated sienna church building

So you radically changed your investment strategy and don't understand what you're now invested in?

At first I was skeptical, but now I like it. You always fucked up when you thought things through, logically just making random decisions is an improvement from you putting the effort in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592342)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

nigga i meant money market, interest rates were so low for so long i forgot disss shit nigga, plz re-accept me to planet jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592483)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: Medicated sienna church building

So your thread title is twelve words long and two of them are wrong? Plz call me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592534)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

yes, breakingnews: im retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592538)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Medicated sienna church building

Upon reading the rest of this thread, I actually realized I was being overly generous. So even if we change it to money market funds, it turns out downthread you have a total of 1,053,444... but 88,604 is in CD's. So in other words, you have less than a million in these funds. So, barring further revelations, we should revise to "I have less than $1 MILLION now in Money Market funds getting 5%+ now." Please edit and recirculate, thx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592541)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:16 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

OH WHAT A JOURNALIST!!! HE FACT CHECKED MY ANUS SOOOOO BAD IT FEELS LIKE DARNELL JUST STUCK HIS BBC IN IT FOR 3 HOURS!!! IM SOOOOO SAD AND FEEL SOOOOOO STOOPID!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592547)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:18 AM
Author: Medicated sienna church building

You should... because this is your financial life you're talking about and you screwed it up twice in the space of twelve words. Nobody but you cares about you (except as an object of spectacle) and your ability to be a caretaker to yourself looks incredibly questionable. You can trade your million dollars for a pile of magic beans and nobody will stop you, but you're the one who has to live with the consequences. Based on how retarded you seem just based on what you choose to reveal to us, I can only imagine how retarded your decision-making is in real life. XOXOHTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592550)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:19 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

I DONT CARE ABT MYSELF BIRDSHIT and if this money ended i wld just off myself cause furk this faggot nigga earth and killl all jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592551)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:27 AM
Author: Medicated sienna church building

??? It sounds like the problems that you have are beyond monetary. You should seek God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592560)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:35 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

nah its over, i shld just do nothing. i cant fix this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592568)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: topaz masturbator

Do you just ignore paying "taxes"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592347)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

nigga in past wld calculate it so i dont owe that was when i had cap gains, now maybe it will be harder but some of this is in my IRA so tax free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592484)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:24 AM
Author: Exciting unholy chad

You have $1M in these 2 funds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589451)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:30 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

I think about that much, in fidelity i have some in one of their funds and then i have 50k in CD's i bought which actually is prob pointless cause rates abt the same and doesnt seem fed will lower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589457)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:39 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

actually here's breakdown

SWVXX $464,483

VMFXX $372,155

VUSXX $101,280

CD $88,604

SPRXX $26,922

Total $1,053,444

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589459)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:43 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

Current 7d yields (except for CD which I just estimate)

SWVXX 5.30%

VMFXX 5.39%

VUSXX 5.40%

CD 5.30%

SPRXX 5.21%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589460)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 AM
Author: provocative bat shit crazy roommate office

get a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589356)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

no that's goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589368)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: Carmine ticket booth liquid oxygen

I figured the market would tank but now that you pulled out of it it seems like a safe bet that the market has another bull run.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589391)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:00 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

yes i agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589400)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: fear-inspiring market ape

Why not just do SGOV tommy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592324)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:36 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

interesting but yield only 5.04%, my others are 5.3 to 5.4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592490)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Maniacal fluffy tank alpha

I have lost bigly this week. Down below $1.5. On top of that I spent $0.009 on crap off of whatnot app. Trying to recover!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592333)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: talented lodge tattoo

Do you realize you can lose principal in these unless it’s short-term treasuries or something? Imo you should just buy actual bonds.

If QQQ goes up will that be your catalyst to Buy? Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592454)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:40 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

nigga i mispoke, its money market fund not bond, i wont loss principle

i wld need QQQ to get into 370s to start buying back, SPY into 440s. these are the areas where i wld then cover for my missing CC furk up

i doubt we'll get there knowing my luck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592496)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:39 AM
Author: Medicated sienna church building

Wait, wait, wait. On top of everything else, are you confused on the distinction between money market funds and money market accounts? Your belief that you can't lose principle on a money market fund strongly suggest this to be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592570)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:52 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

nigga accounts old skool we new skool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592578)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:54 AM
Author: big wagecucks

Surely the same "revenge trading" that resulted in sub-market returns for you over a period of many years will finally pay off *this* time. Could there be a more bulletproof investment thesis than setting your target entry based on how much you need to "make back" to offset prior failed trades?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592580)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:59 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

NIGGA its all kike fraud shit wtf else can i do, anyway im gettign 5% now for free so i dont care, if it was still 1% then shit wld suck right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592584)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 5:44 AM
Author: big wagecucks

Well that's your whole problem. You always try to "do something" that you don't really have the skillset for rather than just buying decent stocks and holding them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592629)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

Well nigga all I have to do is get one more 30 or 35% return and I'm arnd 1.5m and then I'm done

So furk it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592630)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 2:12 PM
Author: Medicated sienna church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47593095)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:46 AM
Author: Pearly Locale

You should post this on Reddit if you want to impress someone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592575)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:53 AM
Author: Territorial Ungodly Institution

But how did you even manage to get to $10000! this is amazing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592579)