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Napoleon (2023) must be really bad

a movie of that scale that's ~6 months old but you never he...
Electric locus
  04/27/24
It was on apple. Tried watching it and fell asleep. I did li...
vigorous meetinghouse jewess
  04/27/24
I was going to watch it but saw they cast a nigger as Napole...
Amethyst Razzle-dazzle Heaven
  04/27/24
I think you'd hear about it still if it were just ok what ...
Electric locus
  04/27/24
- 60yo gray grizzled Joaquin Phoenix playing 28yo Napoleon ...
exciting regret
  04/27/24
it's just such a blown opportunity to make something epic ...
Electric locus
  04/27/24
The point about the scene where he crowns himself not connec...
exhilarant navy school sex offender
  04/27/24
joaquin phoenix was 48 when he filmed this, four years young...
Obsidian address preventive strike
  04/27/24
Looks like shit
Aphrodisiac dysfunction resort
  04/27/24
what does "glorifying Napoleon" even mean I get ...
Electric locus
  04/27/24
People don’t care about cucks
Maniacal Property
  04/27/24
I so badly wanted it to be good, but it was awful. JP wa...
costumed new version lodge
  04/27/24
Not flame, one of the worst films I’ve ever seen.
green insanely creepy cuck
  04/27/24
i havent seen a movie in years
Hairraiser poppy orchestra pit
  04/27/24
absolutely terrible. guy fought his way up to controlling eu...
painfully honest salmon site
  04/27/24
joaquin phoenix has one pitch - over-acting weirdo. that is ...
lascivious yellow boistinker
  04/27/24
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Aphrodisiac dysfunction resort
  04/27/24
we like joker though, no?
Obsidian address preventive strike
  04/27/24
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Twinkling comical coffee pot mad-dog skullcap
  04/28/24
got through half the movie till i figured out joaquin phoeni...
Brindle party of the first part organic girlfriend
  04/27/24


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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: Electric locus

a movie of that scale that's ~6 months old but you never hear about it

things fade out very quickly now but there are no memes, no scenes no clips

how do you screw up something so epic so badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2#47612934)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: vigorous meetinghouse jewess

It was on apple. Tried watching it and fell asleep. I did like that show Severance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2#47612946)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: Amethyst Razzle-dazzle Heaven

I was going to watch it but saw they cast a nigger as Napoleon so I skipped it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2#47612948)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Electric locus

I think you'd hear about it still if it were just ok

what a blown opportunity to take something like this and turn it into a boring "love" story or whatever it's supposed to be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2#47612955)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:34 AM
Author: exciting regret

- 60yo gray grizzled Joaquin Phoenix playing 28yo Napoleon

- even at 4 hours long, impossible to capture the scope of all his crazy shit

- sure Josephine was important but typical current year forcememe to give her equal billing

- he was such an overwhelming genius that no non-autist today knows any of his "opponents" until Wellington, so it was hard to create a sense of drama or tension even though Ridley desperately didn't want to "glorify" him. There was a lot of "who the fuck is he arguing with, this is lame"

- focusing on his personal life meant missing out on capturing the bizarre world of revolutionary France and his rise in the popular imagination

- even when they showed iconic stuff like crowning himself emperor, they sort of blew past it without showing how big a "fuck you" it was to everyone previously important

- missed a golden opportunity to show the charge of the Scots greys at Waterloo

Some of the battle scenes were truly 180 though and worth watching for those alone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2#47612977)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Electric locus

it's just such a blown opportunity to make something epic

he's one of the most important figures in modern history but per reviews I trust it's this boring slog where he acts like a weirdo w no context like you said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2#47612986)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: exhilarant navy school sex offender

The point about the scene where he crowns himself not connecting because it isnt really connected to anything else is the movie’s biggest issue. It’s not just that the movie assumes the audience knows enough about history to know why this person or that moment is important, it’s that they’d rather show a montage of disconnected battle scenes with bunch of weird overwrought Josephine sequences and call it the movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2#47614255)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: Obsidian address preventive strike

joaquin phoenix was 48 when he filmed this, four years younger than dwayne johnson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2#47614692)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 11:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac dysfunction resort

Looks like shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2#47614712)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 7:18 PM
Author: Electric locus

what does "glorifying Napoleon" even mean

I get Ridley Scott is English but why does he have to be portrayed as a weird "proto Hitler" not just in this movie but in modern pop culture generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2#47614208)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Maniacal Property

People don’t care about cucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2#47614288)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: costumed new version lodge

I so badly wanted it to be good, but it was awful.

JP was terrible, as was the script. New script + Harry Potter as Napoleon may have worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2#47614357)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: green insanely creepy cuck

Not flame, one of the worst films I’ve ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2#47614361)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser poppy orchestra pit

i havent seen a movie in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2#47614413)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: painfully honest salmon site

absolutely terrible. guy fought his way up to controlling europe but instead they focus on some annoying 2024 caricature of some chick he was fucking.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2#47614431)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: lascivious yellow boistinker

joaquin phoenix has one pitch - over-acting weirdo. that is not napoleon who by all accounts was charismatic as hell and full of life.

also, napoleon was not jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2#47614482)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac dysfunction resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2#47614496)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Obsidian address preventive strike

we like joker though, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2#47614720)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Twinkling comical coffee pot mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2#47614745)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Brindle party of the first part organic girlfriend

got through half the movie till i figured out joaquin phoenix wasn't depicting truman capote. it was very bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2#47614725)