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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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Crawly Cream Lodge Messiness
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
twisted parlor
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
Stirring Sooty National Personal Credit Line
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
Hairraiser Magical Therapy Hall
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
Stirring Sooty National Personal Credit Line
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
Hairraiser Magical Therapy Hall
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
Crawly Cream Lodge Messiness
  05/05/24
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Hairraiser Magical Therapy Hall
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
twisted parlor
  05/05/24
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Stirring Sooty National Personal Credit Line
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
Adventurous sound barrier selfie
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
flesh sick temple
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
twisted parlor
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
Tantric set
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
Crawly Cream Lodge Messiness
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
red dopamine
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
Very tactful chapel police squad
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
red dopamine
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
Marvelous Space Sneaky Criminal
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
red dopamine
  05/06/24
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irate pisswyrm candlestick maker
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
boyish step-uncle's house mad-dog skullcap
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
Tantric set
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
mewling base deer antler
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
cyan ceo
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
Rambunctious cobalt pozpig
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
red dopamine
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
Crawly Cream Lodge Messiness
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
Tantric set
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
lake cheese-eating stage clown
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
Stirring Sooty National Personal Credit Line
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
mewling base deer antler
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
vermilion trip church building place of business
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
mewling base deer antler
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
Crawly Cream Lodge Messiness
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
mewling base deer antler
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
twisted parlor
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
glassy gaming laptop corner
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
Crawly Cream Lodge Messiness
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: Crawly Cream Lodge Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: twisted parlor

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: Stirring Sooty National Personal Credit Line

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser Magical Therapy Hall

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Stirring Sooty National Personal Credit Line

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser Magical Therapy Hall

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: Crawly Cream Lodge Messiness

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Hairraiser Magical Therapy Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: twisted parlor

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Stirring Sooty National Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: Adventurous sound barrier selfie

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: flesh sick temple

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: twisted parlor

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Tantric set

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Crawly Cream Lodge Messiness

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: red dopamine

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Very tactful chapel police squad

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: red dopamine

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: Marvelous Space Sneaky Criminal

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: red dopamine

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: irate pisswyrm candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: boyish step-uncle's house mad-dog skullcap

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: Tantric set

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: mewling base deer antler

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: cyan ceo

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Rambunctious cobalt pozpig

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: red dopamine

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: Crawly Cream Lodge Messiness

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Tantric set

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: lake cheese-eating stage clown

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Stirring Sooty National Personal Credit Line

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: mewling base deer antler

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: vermilion trip church building place of business

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: mewling base deer antler

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Crawly Cream Lodge Messiness

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: mewling base deer antler

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: twisted parlor

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: glassy gaming laptop corner

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: Crawly Cream Lodge Messiness

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)