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Just a chill improbable bordering on impossible $1600000k 401k balance

What? It’s perfectly believable.
charismatic rough-skinned school mediation
  07/06/24
What's your balance again, champ?
violet big library rigpig
  07/06/24
I have like 3 401000Ks from various employers, plus an IRA, ...
charismatic rough-skinned school mediation
  07/06/24
Can an HSA pay for a Hair Transplant? What's your Balance? A...
violet big library rigpig
  07/06/24
I don’t have to answer these questions.
charismatic rough-skinned school mediation
  07/06/24
IRL lmao’ing
Adulterous cruise ship nowag
  07/06/24
...
violet big library rigpig
  07/06/24
partners can allegedly contribute 60k a year
Pink liquid oxygen incel
  07/06/24
just let the half century old lawyers make up some shit to i...
cheese-eating nighttime hall
  07/06/24
what a joke
charismatic rough-skinned school mediation
  07/06/24
OYT is maf at those of us who will retire with $8m plus in 4...
Splenetic Rambunctious Parlor Feces
  07/06/24
His Lost years were during the nadir of the stock market. He...
violet big library rigpig
  07/06/24
It’s weird that he thinks it’s impossible to hav...
Splenetic Rambunctious Parlor Feces
  07/06/24
Also I poasted before that my wife and I had around a mil ea...
Splenetic Rambunctious Parlor Feces
  07/06/24
That’s intellectually dishonest tbh. I don’t bla...
violet big library rigpig
  07/06/24
the total amount in retirement accounts is like $1.7 million...
Splenetic Rambunctious Parlor Feces
  07/06/24
How am I poor? Your a joke.
violet big library rigpig
  07/06/24
aren't you underemployed and make like $20 an hour or someth...
Splenetic Rambunctious Parlor Feces
  07/06/24
you are correct, cowgod is extremely Poor and still lives of...
Sadistic principal's office
  07/06/24
I make 0k. I’m not some wagecuck Loser.
violet big library rigpig
  07/06/24
just a chill 70% annual return rate in index funds.
Avocado mad-dog skullcap sweet tailpipe
  07/06/24
this place is full of financially retarded people. go her...
Splenetic Rambunctious Parlor Feces
  07/06/24
and your plan to turn $1.7M into $2M+ in “a few months...
Avocado mad-dog skullcap sweet tailpipe
  07/06/24
i haven't stopped saving yet. between contributions and gain...
Splenetic Rambunctious Parlor Feces
  07/06/24
you’re the one being financially retarded atm. SPY is ...
violet big library rigpig
  07/06/24
over the course of the next few months, how much in “s...
Avocado mad-dog skullcap sweet tailpipe
  07/07/24
710k isn't really "around" a million. It's closer...
Soul-stirring generalized bond ceo
  07/06/24
i was conflating the 401k balance with the roth balance. tho...
Splenetic Rambunctious Parlor Feces
  07/06/24
the Lost Years
charismatic rough-skinned school mediation
  07/09/24
i sucked a lot of dicks during that time
Splenetic Rambunctious Parlor Feces
  07/10/24
180
cheese-eating nighttime hall
  07/07/24


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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:48 PM
Author: charismatic rough-skinned school mediation

What? It’s perfectly believable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815802)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:48 PM
Author: violet big library rigpig

What's your balance again, champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815803)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: charismatic rough-skinned school mediation

I have like 3 401000Ks from various employers, plus an IRA, plus an HSA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815809)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: violet big library rigpig

Can an HSA pay for a Hair Transplant? What's your Balance? And your Net Worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815818)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: charismatic rough-skinned school mediation

I don’t have to answer these questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815823)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Adulterous cruise ship nowag

IRL lmao’ing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815996)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: violet big library rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816007)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:49 PM
Author: Pink liquid oxygen incel

partners can allegedly contribute 60k a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815805)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: cheese-eating nighttime hall

just let the half century old lawyers make up some shit to impress the profoundly mentally ill and credulous post-wall dog woman, okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815812)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 7:28 PM
Author: charismatic rough-skinned school mediation

what a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815918)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 7:31 PM
Author: Splenetic Rambunctious Parlor Feces

OYT is maf at those of us who will retire with $8m plus in 401k balances alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815924)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: violet big library rigpig

His Lost years were during the nadir of the stock market. He had No Job and No 401k. He fucked himself out of 10x gains heretofore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815988)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 8:29 PM
Author: Splenetic Rambunctious Parlor Feces

It’s weird that he thinks it’s impossible to have a large 401k balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816063)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Splenetic Rambunctious Parlor Feces

Also I poasted before that my wife and I had around a mil each. Her balance is 850k and mines like 710k. We each have around 100k in Roth balances. I was lumping both together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816066)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:36 PM
Author: violet big library rigpig

That’s intellectually dishonest tbh. I don’t blame him. And that’s some major rounding up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816289)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Splenetic Rambunctious Parlor Feces

the total amount in retirement accounts is like $1.7 million. it'll be over 2 million in a few months.

you otoh are poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816323)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: violet big library rigpig

How am I poor? Your a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816327)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:00 PM
Author: Splenetic Rambunctious Parlor Feces

aren't you underemployed and make like $20 an hour or something? apologies if i have this wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816359)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Sadistic principal's office

you are correct, cowgod is extremely Poor and still lives off modest Gamestop gains from years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816362)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: violet big library rigpig

I make 0k. I’m not some wagecuck Loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816495)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: Avocado mad-dog skullcap sweet tailpipe

just a chill 70% annual return rate in index funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816367)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Splenetic Rambunctious Parlor Feces

this place is full of financially retarded people.

go here: https://www.calculator.net/investment-calculator.html?ctype=endamount&ctargetamountv=1%2C000%2C000&cstartingprinciplev=1%2C900%2C000&cyearsv=20&cinterestratev=8&ccompound=annually&ccontributeamountv=0&cadditionat1=end&ciadditionat1=monthly&printit=0&x=Calculate#calresult

$1.9 million with an 8% return, with no additional principal added, will be $8.8 million in 20 years. that return rate might be overly aggressive given that you should be extremely cautious when running these numbers, but i think it's realistic given that the s&p has returned like 10% or more over the last 30 years.

at a minimum, we will continue maxing out retirement accounts for the next 5 years. assuming we do that and then cut off all retirement savings, we'll have just over $10m in 20 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816458)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:33 PM
Author: Avocado mad-dog skullcap sweet tailpipe

and your plan to turn $1.7M into $2M+ in “a few months” is also premised on 8% returns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816476)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:48 PM
Author: Splenetic Rambunctious Parlor Feces

i haven't stopped saving yet. between contributions and gains last year, the accounts went up approx 200k.

so assuming returns are similar to last year, we will hit 2 mil if not by the end of the year, early next year. i also have an equity payout coming in feb. that should be more than $150k after taxes are withheld.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816515)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 11:21 PM
Author: violet big library rigpig

you’re the one being financially retarded atm. SPY is up a stupid amount in the last year+ bc it dumped before that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816589)



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Date: July 7th, 2024 12:28 AM
Author: Avocado mad-dog skullcap sweet tailpipe

over the course of the next few months, how much in “savings” are you planning to contribute specifically to the tax-advantaged retirement accounts you referenced above and that are the explicit topic of this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816683)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring generalized bond ceo

710k isn't really "around" a million. It's closer to half a million. but it's still an impressive amount to have in your 401k, unless you're like 50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816506)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: Splenetic Rambunctious Parlor Feces

i was conflating the 401k balance with the roth balance. those two added together are $821k. Wife's total adding both accounts is $932k, so the total is $1.7 mil. then we have another ~$80k in taxable index funds and $150k in crypto.

45 years old, so this may seem unimpressive, but our total net worth 10 years ago was about 400k. i got a late start saving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816532)



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Date: July 9th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: charismatic rough-skinned school mediation

the Lost Years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47823903)



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Date: July 10th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: Splenetic Rambunctious Parlor Feces

i sucked a lot of dicks during that time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47827230)



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Date: July 7th, 2024 6:25 PM
Author: cheese-eating nighttime hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47818319)