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I don't really ''get'' people who want to abolish the TSA and call it theatre

you want people to just walk on airplanes without being chec...
thriller chestnut school
  08/02/24
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Jet trip center
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get a real ass job and learn to spell words like theater cor...
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Adulterous Fear-inspiring Tanning Salon
  08/02/24
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Floppy Pontificating Stage Associate
  08/02/24
i want air travel abolished tbh
cracking mahogany theater
  08/02/24
Wow great post Karlstack I guess it’s either tsa or no...
Heady White Becky
  08/02/24
cr, because taking shoes off is pointless we need to toss th...
confused talking chapel
  08/02/24
and god forbid bringing nail clippers on a plane
Irradiated giraffe library
  08/02/24
Look at how fast these imbeciles switch from "they can'...
Blathering nibblets
  08/02/24
you are so fucking stupid it's unreal. the point is that ...
Plum naked pit
  08/02/24
Correct. It's the incompetence that's a problem *NOW*, but i...
Irradiated giraffe library
  08/02/24
cr. if it was a ridiculous process that made you throw ou...
Plum naked pit
  08/02/24
I can actually credit TSA with doing me a solid. After hurri...
Irradiated giraffe library
  08/02/24
idiots like NSAM don't realize how frequently this shit happ...
Plum naked pit
  08/02/24
It's ok because the TSA never catches anyone with a weapon.
Blathering nibblets
  08/02/24
you're the dumbest guy here. people like nyuug and deranged ...
Plum naked pit
  08/02/24
Then ignore my poasts bitch boi
Blathering nibblets
  08/02/24
you replied to me and have created like 4 threads about me t...
Plum naked pit
  08/02/24
They catch people with guns all the time, lol. https://ww...
Blathering nibblets
  08/02/24
god you are so fucking dumb. i'm not saying they NEVER fi...
Plum naked pit
  08/02/24
DURRRR I'M A HIJACKER DURRRRRRR PLEASE LET MY GUN THROUGH
Irradiated giraffe library
  08/02/24
The exception that proves the rule. Well done. A narwhal sha...
Irradiated giraffe library
  08/02/24
Why don't you carry a gun on a plane and show us how easy it...
Blathering nibblets
  08/02/24
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Plum naked pit
  08/02/24
Just get TSA Precheck it is 180
sepia adventurous mexican principal's office
  08/02/24
I want everyone on the plane armed.
Hairraiser Hall Police Squad
  08/02/24
you dumb ass bitch, it's about balancing efficacy and effici...
Plum naked pit
  08/02/24
It has a deterrent effect even if they suck at their job, ju...
ruby sanctuary friendly grandma
  08/02/24
how many people that would have hijacked a plane don't do so...
Plum naked pit
  08/02/24
Hard to say but the overall numbers of people who hijack a p...
ruby sanctuary friendly grandma
  08/02/24
what does TSA screening have to do with behavior on the plan...
Plum naked pit
  08/02/24
It’s funny how you just assume that all your points ar...
ruby sanctuary friendly grandma
  08/02/24
of course i think i'm correct -- anyone making an unqualifie...
Plum naked pit
  08/02/24
there’s nothing to counter. all we know is that plane...
ruby sanctuary friendly grandma
  08/02/24
Someone needs to teach guneratttt that numbers and math exis...
Blathering nibblets
  08/02/24
do you realize your endorsement on anything is a good sign t...
Plum naked pit
  08/02/24
"Everyone agrees with me" says the guy defending t...
Blathering nibblets
  08/02/24
she's not a tranny you fucking retard. she has a vagina and ...
Plum naked pit
  08/02/24
https://www.tsa.gov/news/press/releases/2024/08/02/pennsylva...
Blathering nibblets
  08/02/24
Maybe not everyone, but this pumo agrees with him.
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god bless darnell and latonya for protecting our freedoms by...
Plum naked pit
  08/02/24
Of course this slavic beast you call "Grandma" wea...
Blathering nibblets
  08/02/24
ljl@ the depth of ignorance on display here. Is it still 200...
Blathering nibblets
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The worst thing is the lack of consistency. Shoes off or sh...
slate mental disorder piazza
  08/02/24
the screaming at you is consistent imo
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Irradiated giraffe library
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YOU’RE the retarded asshole dickhead idiot loser becau...
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I got screamed at for having global entry but going through ...
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now they make you take off even thin rubber flip flops an...
Apoplectic idiotic menage
  08/02/24
Protip: you can bring empty water bottles through security a...
Blathering nibblets
  08/02/24
thanks cuckboi. for sure I’ll give my family shit wate...
Apoplectic idiotic menage
  08/02/24
tfw no filtered water bottle
Beta Spot
  08/02/24
Yea but its warm. You have to toss your cold drink
Low-t National
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Oh shit. Abolish the TSA then.
Blathering nibblets
  08/02/24
brb need to update my annual all-in comp figures.
chest-beating new version
  08/02/24
why are u wearing thin rubber flip flops at the airport u fu...
Beta Spot
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? it’s summer and I just flew 8000 miles in shorts ...
Apoplectic idiotic menage
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The point is to force terrorists to improvise to the point t...
Blathering nibblets
  08/02/24
(Guy without a known traveler number)
ruby sanctuary friendly grandma
  08/02/24
I actually had one for a while, it just added to the randomn...
slate mental disorder piazza
  08/02/24
Not in my experience at all. It’s very consistent. B...
ruby sanctuary friendly grandma
  08/03/24
I've had a KTA since 2008-ish and I've only missed the line ...
Blathering nibblets
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Irradiated giraffe library
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Yeah. At worst you end up with a clean cut DB Cooper in a pr...
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Jet trip center
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DN Cooper never existed. it was an inside job by the flight ...
Apoplectic idiotic menage
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Link?
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what’s more likely, that the crew stole the money and ...
Apoplectic idiotic menage
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Some of the money was found buried in a riverbank a couple o...
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if anyone needed further confirmation that Karlstack isn't p...
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Heady White Becky
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Prior to 9/11 the conventional wisdom was just to cooperate ...
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Irradiated giraffe library
  08/02/24
cr. there were plenty of american commercial flights hija...
Plum naked pit
  08/02/24
skyking was technically a hijacking. There was also a third ...
Irradiated giraffe library
  08/02/24
i mentioned the off-duty pilot one. skyking one didn't in...
Plum naked pit
  08/02/24
Post-9/11, passengers on a plane are FOAMING FROM THE MOUTH ...
Irradiated giraffe library
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sometimes i dream about being that subway chad that murked t...
Plum naked pit
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Irradiated giraffe library
  08/02/24
FAILED ATTORNEY SITS ON, CRUSHES WOULD BE HIJACKER
Stirring Splenetic Meetinghouse Kitty Cat
  08/02/24
lets get the low down on tsa from a cumbank kid from the 55t...
Bateful Parlor
  08/02/24
Karlstack was created in a lab? Explains a lot, actually.
Irradiated giraffe library
  08/02/24
its very simple if you have a homogenous country you don'...
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that explains the deep state's push for lax immigration laws...
Irradiated giraffe library
  08/02/24
yes, a big part of the push for endless mud creatures is it ...
green location affirmative action
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Ok, the TSA has been around for over 20 years now. When are ...
Blathering nibblets
  08/02/24
SORRY GRANDMA, YOU CAN'T USE YOUR WALKER. HERE'S A DECREPIT ...
Irradiated giraffe library
  08/06/24
Why not just have the airplane captain hand out weapons to t...
Galvanic Station
  08/02/24
I thought I saw a study somewhere finding they miss about 95...
Kink-friendly dragon rigpig
  08/02/24
I thought people were complaining about having their nailcli...
Blathering nibblets
  08/02/24
I went through TSA with a box of ammo once (by accident). Yo...
Kink-friendly dragon rigpig
  08/08/24
i mentioned this above. i can't believe how many freedom lov...
Plum naked pit
  08/02/24
Why not just ban Muslims from air travel and then the rest o...
chartreuse concupiscible set
  08/02/24
Flights have been safe as fuck since 9/11. Baltimore bridge ...
Blathering nibblets
  08/02/24
Jews did 911.
Galvanic Station
  08/02/24
as another poaster pointed out, at this stage tsa is an anno...
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  08/02/24
Unpredictability is a feature, not a bug
Blathering nibblets
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So unqualified there hasn't been a single hijacking out of a...
Blathering nibblets
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anal lay
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It is.
Blathering nibblets
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NSAM has eclipsed sealclubber as the dumbest poaster on xo i...
Plum naked pit
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slap-happy nursing home immigrant
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private air travel should be illegal. everyone's lives woul...
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oh look karlstack with a dumb take odd case
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Trains don’t even have security screening. Same with b...
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  08/02/24
We've already eased up by offering pre-check and now Clear. ...
Blathering nibblets
  08/02/24
the fact you can pay to bypass most of the security should c...
Plum naked pit
  08/02/24
Yeah you just pay, no questions asked. You sound like you kn...
Blathering nibblets
  08/02/24
i have global entry you dumb bitch. do you think TSA pre is ...
Plum naked pit
  08/02/24
It's obvious you haven't flown in 20 years
Blathering nibblets
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Irradiated giraffe library
  08/07/24
SENTRI at the Mexican border is pretty lulzy too. It takes ...
Stirring Splenetic Meetinghouse Kitty Cat
  08/02/24
Signing up for global entry == inviting the NSA into your as...
Blathering nibblets
  08/03/24
these are retarded money grab programs. if tsa pre is so eff...
slap-happy nursing home immigrant
  08/02/24
Not everybody who applies can get pre check, they'll dingfag...
Stirring Splenetic Meetinghouse Kitty Cat
  08/02/24
it's all fucking fraud and lies
Plum naked pit
  08/02/24
Here's a reality check: I was banned from precheck for 7 yea...
Irradiated giraffe library
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slap-happy nursing home immigrant
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Muslims must ALL be exterminated. Their religion/ideology ob...
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Accidentally bringing a huge fucking knife or baton on a pla...
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Twirl for us
Bateful Parlor
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But guneratttt says they never notice those things
Blathering nibblets
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i got busted with a huge swedish filet knife they confiscate...
Balding striped hyena puppy
  08/02/24
every so often they audit their performance and try to sneak...
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Google "risk"
Blathering nibblets
  08/02/24
what? if you're highjacking a plane you are signing up to d...
razzmatazz resort marketing idea
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Yes, the odds of you being intercepted by airport security a...
Blathering nibblets
  08/02/24
GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID!!!! he said "signing u...
Plum naked pit
  08/02/24
Now imagine you're all pumped up, ready to die for the cause...
Blathering nibblets
  08/02/24
do you know what happens when you "forget" your gu...
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Ok, so craft another bomb out of materials you purchase at t...
Blathering nibblets
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You actually can do this, the pharmacy sells baking soda and...
Stirring Splenetic Meetinghouse Kitty Cat
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what's even crazier to think about is that these audits are ...
Plum naked pit
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My wife keeps getting stuff taken away from her at airport s...
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The counterpoint is that the airplanes themselves are much s...
Blathering nibblets
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Why can’t we have both
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he's a shitskin
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Boomers really did have it better than everyone.
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Stirring Splenetic Meetinghouse Kitty Cat
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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: thriller chestnut school

you want people to just walk on airplanes without being checked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921400)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Irradiated giraffe library

(((1pbtid)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922121)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:05 PM
Author: Adulterous Fear-inspiring Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922146)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: Jet trip center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922422)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 5:13 PM
Author: flesh ladyboy office

get a real ass job and learn to spell words like theater correctly you stupid ass bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922391)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 9:06 PM
Author: Adulterous Fear-inspiring Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922988)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: slap-happy nursing home immigrant

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921408)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: Irradiated giraffe library



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Adulterous Fear-inspiring Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921546)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: Jet trip center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921549)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Floppy Pontificating Stage Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921785)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: cracking mahogany theater

i want air travel abolished tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921413)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Heady White Becky

Wow great post Karlstack I guess it’s either tsa or no security at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921457)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: confused talking chapel

cr, because taking shoes off is pointless we need to toss the whole apparatus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921472)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Irradiated giraffe library

and god forbid bringing nail clippers on a plane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921545)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

Look at how fast these imbeciles switch from "they can't detect a gun!" to "OMG they'll find your nailclippers!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921808)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:39 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

you are so fucking stupid it's unreal.

the point is that they are ineffective (don't find guns) and just inconvenient security theater (banning nail clippers).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922045)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:06 PM
Author: Irradiated giraffe library

Correct. It's the incompetence that's a problem *NOW*, but it's the ridiculousness of the entire process that's worse. Look, I'm a badass through and through, but I couldn't kill someone with nail clippers. I'd rather use my hands. You gain absolutely zero advantage with nail clippers and reduce the effect of your hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922153)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

cr.

if it was a ridiculous process that made you throw out water bottles and nail clippers *BUT* they did an excellent job finding weapons people would be much more tolerant. it's the fact that it's both ridiculous AND ineffective that makes it theatre.

if it was effective it wouldn't be theatre -- it would be something that works with a few overzealous policies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922170)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Irradiated giraffe library

I can actually credit TSA with doing me a solid. After hurricane Irma, I flew to CA and accidentally tried going through security with a magazine loaded with 15 rounds. It was a total accident: I had two mags in my backpack, but forgot about one. When I checked my backpack before heading to the airport, I found one but thought that was it. I have like 50 mags at my house (the vast majority are completely empty because I don't want to compromise the springs), but I missed this one. TSA caught it, called the cops, etc. The cop was 180 and actually let me pick it up when I returned. I was beside myself, told him to destroy it, etc. He laughed, told me to calm down, said I had a really nice mag with awesome ammo, and told me to just knock on their door because I'd be throwing away over $100. When I showed up, I told the guy I was the asshole who tried getting through security with a loaded mag, and he said "which one?" before opening up his drawer of like 50+ magazines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922211)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:43 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

idiots like NSAM don't realize how frequently this shit happens with people that conceal carry. anyone that flies regularly has probably had an experience where they accidentally boarded a plane with a pocket knife. happened to me several times.

you think if you take an unassembled gun and put it in a carry on filled with computer parts and shit they're going to to figure it out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922261)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 5:06 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

It's ok because the TSA never catches anyone with a weapon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922371)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

you're the dumbest guy here. people like nyuug and deranged penguin are at least trying to run shtick. you are clearly actually stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922380)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 5:59 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

Then ignore my poasts bitch boi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922529)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 6:22 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

you replied to me and have created like 4 threads about me today. and id prefer to mock you. thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922592)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:11 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

They catch people with guns all the time, lol.

https://www.tsa.gov/news/press/releases/2024/08/02/pennsylvania-man-arrested-after-tsa-officers-intercept-loaded-gun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922176)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:19 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

god you are so fucking dumb.

i'm not saying they NEVER find ANYTHING (how would they find the nail clippers then?) the fail MOST of their OWN AUDITS. yes, they do catch retards forget they put their gun in their carry on rather than their checked luggage. a motivated hijacker is not putting a gun in his carry on to be screened by the machine, you absolutely fucking dummy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922204)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:30 PM
Author: Irradiated giraffe library

DURRRR I'M A HIJACKER DURRRRRRR PLEASE LET MY GUN THROUGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Irradiated giraffe library

The exception that proves the rule. Well done. A narwhal shall bacon at midnight for thee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922238)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

Why don't you carry a gun on a plane and show us how easy it is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922366)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: Plum naked pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921503)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: sepia adventurous mexican principal's office

Just get TSA Precheck it is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921478)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Hairraiser Hall Police Squad

I want everyone on the plane armed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921495)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

you dumb ass bitch, it's about balancing efficacy and efficiency. TSA tests have shown they are terrible at catching stuff. i've accidentally walked on with knives. it would be trivially easy for someone to sneak on makeshift knives like the 9/11 boxcutter bros.

a metal detector is going to weed out most people with guns and shit. everything else is not going to be detected by darnell and shaniqua processing thousands of cumskins. making grandma take off her shoes and throw away her water bottle isn't doing anything. it's an invasion of privacy and convenience that isn't justified by the increase in security, which is almost nil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921525)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: ruby sanctuary friendly grandma

It has a deterrent effect even if they suck at their job, just like having useless cops rolling around in squad cars texting on their phones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

how many people that would have hijacked a plane don't do so because of TSA? i don't think the deterrent effect is equivalent. i'll stop speeding if i see i cop because the value of speeding is not exceeded by getting a ticket.

i don't think there is anyone being deterred from hijacking a plane because of the 0.1% chance darnell will discover their hidden knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921563)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:54 PM
Author: ruby sanctuary friendly grandma

Hard to say but the overall numbers of people who hijack a plane are quite low so I could just as easily use that argument to say that it’s working.

Terrorists have largely moved on from planes to hit softer targets.

it also stops drunks and violent people from acting stupidly on the plane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921599)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

what does TSA screening have to do with behavior on the plane?

hijackings have gone down because it's inconceivable that passengers and crew would comply with a hijacker post-9/11. not because people are scared of trying to smuggle weapons on a plane. again, it would be trivially easy to smuggle the same shit the 9/11 dudes have. i've done it accidentally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921619)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: ruby sanctuary friendly grandma

It’s funny how you just assume that all your points are correct, constantly begging the question and taking a very narrow view of the hijackers goals.

You don’t need to take control of the plane to destroy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921639)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:10 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

of course i think i'm correct -- anyone making an unqualified assertion is doing that. but i'm not certain and am open to counter argument. the fact you're getting aggro all of a sudden tells me you don't have one though.

my argument is that because the TSA is ineffective and it's easy to sneak weapons onto a plane that the deterrent effect from them is very low. and that the reason we have seen fewer hijackings post 9/11 is because fewer people are willing to hijack a plane when it's likely the passengers will mob them.

if you disagree that's fine. this is all conjecture. neither one of us can know for certain without being able to read the minds of people that would have hijacked a plane in a pre 9/11 world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921667)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: ruby sanctuary friendly grandma

there’s nothing to counter. all we know is that plane terrorist attacks are extremely rare despite the fact that the demand for terrorism is as high as ever. It stands to reason that the TSA’s procedures have caused terrorists to seek softer targets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921770)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

Someone needs to teach guneratttt that numbers and math exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921797)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

do you realize your endorsement on anything is a good sign the person is wrong? wang is a pretty reasonable dude and you signing onto this is probably making him reconsider his position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921909)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:09 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

"Everyone agrees with me" says the guy defending tranny boxers in the olympics. "I'm smart."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921925)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:13 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

she's not a tranny you fucking retard. she has a vagina and no male sex organs. she is not "transitioning" from anything since she was BORN WITH A VAGINA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921951)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

https://www.tsa.gov/news/press/releases/2024/08/02/pennsylvania-man-arrested-after-tsa-officers-intercept-loaded-gun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922184)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy motley gas station

Maybe not everyone, but this pumo agrees with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922210)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

god bless darnell and latonya for protecting our freedoms by forcing grandma to throw away her perfume and take off her shoes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921897)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

Of course this slavic beast you call "Grandma" wears perfume sold in >3oz containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922585)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:40 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

ljl@ the depth of ignorance on display here. Is it still 2002?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921795)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: slate mental disorder piazza

The worst thing is the lack of consistency. Shoes off or shoes on? Laptop out or keep it in? Everywhere is different, even different lines in the same airport are different and you never know wtf to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921534)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Bateful Parlor

the screaming at you is consistent imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921543)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: Irradiated giraffe library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921552)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: chest-beating new version

YOU’RE the retarded asshole dickhead idiot loser because you didn’t immediately intuit whether this particular tsa agent in this particular line at this particular moment arbitrarily wanted you to place your carry-on, ipad, and laptop in one, two, or three bins. (none will be scanned with competence.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921626)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: fluffy appetizing hell roommate

I got screamed at for having global entry but going through the standard line.

Next time i travel i have my kids with me so i go to global entry and i'm like "Hi do i go here with our kids i'm not sure if they have global entry"

Guy acts like i'm the dumbest person on the planet and threatens to kick me out of global entry for life. I apologize and said i thought it was the same as TSA Precheck where young kids follow the parent.

"Does this look like TSA to you?" he responds.

I wanted to be like, hey ding dong, you're under the same agency and you sell and market Precheck and Global Entry as a fucking package.

Instead I just politely move through and apologize profusely. And then at the end he goes, "Btw starting in October your kids will just follow you in this line"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922047)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Apoplectic idiotic menage

now they make you take off even thin rubber flip flops

and don’t even get me started on the no liquids thing.. a multi billion dollar handout to drink companies and airport vendors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921800)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:48 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

Protip: you can bring empty water bottles through security and fill them at the water station at the terminal. For free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921817)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Apoplectic idiotic menage

thanks cuckboi. for sure I’ll give my family shit water from the public water fountain

what about other liquids that we might enjoy? no dice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921887)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:42 PM
Author: Beta Spot

tfw no filtered water bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922062)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Low-t National

Yea but its warm. You have to toss your cold drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921901)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

Oh shit. Abolish the TSA then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921938)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: chest-beating new version

brb need to update my annual all-in comp figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921910)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Beta Spot

why are u wearing thin rubber flip flops at the airport u fucking ape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922057)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:06 PM
Author: Apoplectic idiotic menage

?

it’s summer and I just flew 8000 miles in shorts and flip flops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922150)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:51 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

The point is to force terrorists to improvise to the point that the weapons are unreliable. Like you have to cram the bomb in your asshole now. Good luck with that, Abdul. Some faggot put a bomb in his shoe but then couldn't set it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921826)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: ruby sanctuary friendly grandma

(Guy without a known traveler number)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922557)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 6:48 PM
Author: slate mental disorder piazza

I actually had one for a while, it just added to the randomness. Sometimes they'd have a special line for you, sometimes not. Every place with their own different shit (US and international). It expired after COVID and I didn't bother renewing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922707)



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Date: August 3rd, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: ruby sanctuary friendly grandma

Not in my experience at all. It’s very consistent. Belt on, shoes on, laptop can stay in bag. It’s 170z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47923448)



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Date: August 3rd, 2024 12:52 AM
Author: Blathering nibblets

I've had a KTA since 2008-ish and I've only missed the line a half dozen times, usually because it was late at night or some shit construction was happening. Otherwise it's been a breeze and lately it's gotten even faster, though I don't like the photo thing they do now. Always check your boarding pass though because sometimes they forget to put the stamp on there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47923459)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: Jet trip center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921553)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Irradiated giraffe library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: mint supple trailer park boiling water

Yeah. At worst you end up with a clean cut DB Cooper in a pressed suit who apologizes for the trouble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921561)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Jet trip center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921564)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Apoplectic idiotic menage

DN Cooper never existed. it was an inside job by the flight crew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921802)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:35 PM
Author: mint supple trailer park boiling water

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922036)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:05 PM
Author: Apoplectic idiotic menage

what’s more likely, that the crew stole the money and told the FBI “some guy done stole it and jumped out” or some guy concocted this whole plan, jumped into the darkness, and was never found?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922144)



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Date: August 6th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: Glassy deer antler

Some of the money was found buried in a riverbank a couple of years later. The rest of it was never used apparently. You saying that the flight crew stole the money, buried a small portion of the cash in the river bank and then just held on the rest as a souvenir?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47933796)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Irradiated giraffe library

if anyone needed further confirmation that Karlstack isn't playing with a full deck... here you go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921562)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: mint supple trailer park boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921566)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:13 PM
Author: Heady White Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921674)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Stirring Splenetic Meetinghouse Kitty Cat

Prior to 9/11 the conventional wisdom was just to cooperate with hijackers-- they always wanted money or to go to some other destination, they weren't in it to hurt the passengers. That's why the hijacking part of 9/11 was pretty easy.

That same trick won't work twice, if musbros try to take over a plane they'll get zerg swarmed by bobby birdshit. The correct answer after 9/11 was to do nothing except tell the passengers in the event of a hijacking to kill the musbros. Instead we spent 20 years implementing Real ID which has never done a god damn thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921572)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:51 PM
Author: Irradiated giraffe library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921583)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:55 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

cr.

there were plenty of american commercial flights hijacked by passengers before 9/11. there have been none since. the one hijacking since 9/11 was conducted by an off-duty pilot in the jump seat.

no one expected the 9/11 guys to kamikaze. if they did they would have rushed them like flight 93. anyone is going to zerg rush someone if the alternative is certain death. 9/11 only worked because something like that had never been done before. it's inconceivable it'll happen again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921604)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: Irradiated giraffe library

skyking was technically a hijacking. There was also a third attempted hijacking by a drunk off-duty pilot in the jump seat who tried shutting off all the engines during takeoff, but he was quickly subdued.

Besides 9/11, the most serious hijacking was FedEx 705, which, in 1994, was almost successfully hijacked. Thankfully, the duty crew changed moments before, so the hijacker had to fight two military guys. He barely lost, but he lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921624)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

i mentioned the off-duty pilot one.

skyking one didn't involve a passenger (hijacker was ground crew) and the plane was empty, so not really relevant to the TSA discussion or how passengers on a plane would react to a hijacker post 9/11.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921643)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Irradiated giraffe library

Post-9/11, passengers on a plane are FOAMING FROM THE MOUTH excited about the opportunity to kill a muzzie and be revered. I know I would have zero qualms with choking out a would-be hijacker and holding on a little longer to finish the job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922116)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:58 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

sometimes i dream about being that subway chad that murked the violent homeless guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922127)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:07 PM
Author: Irradiated giraffe library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922155)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 7:03 PM
Author: Stirring Splenetic Meetinghouse Kitty Cat

FAILED ATTORNEY SITS ON, CRUSHES WOULD BE HIJACKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922743)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:50 PM
Author: Bateful Parlor

lets get the low down on tsa from a cumbank kid from the 55th parallel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921578)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:52 PM
Author: Irradiated giraffe library

Karlstack was created in a lab? Explains a lot, actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921591)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:55 PM
Author: green location affirmative action

its very simple

if you have a homogenous country you don't need draconian spying laws

if you have a country like US/canada with tens of millions of mud creatures with weird views and beliefs you need draconian spying laws

its not hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921607)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:57 PM
Author: Irradiated giraffe library

that explains the deep state's push for lax immigration laws. and (((racism))) will be used to justify mass surveillance because god forbid we hurt their feelings by targeting them specifically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921617)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: green location affirmative action

yes, a big part of the push for endless mud creatures is it gives globohomo an excuse to increase state power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 6:21 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

Ok, the TSA has been around for over 20 years now. When are they finally going to use it tyranically?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922588)



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Date: August 6th, 2024 1:54 PM
Author: Irradiated giraffe library

SORRY GRANDMA, YOU CAN'T USE YOUR WALKER. HERE'S A DECREPIT U.S. GOVERNMENT-ISSUED CANE INSTEAD.

get fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47934727)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:10 PM
Author: Galvanic Station

Why not just have the airplane captain hand out weapons to the most responsible looking white men on the plane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921666)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Kink-friendly dragon rigpig

I thought I saw a study somewhere finding they miss about 95% (!)of test weapons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921772)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

I thought people were complaining about having their nailclippers confiscated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921812)



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Date: August 8th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: Kink-friendly dragon rigpig

I went through TSA with a box of ammo once (by accident). You either get some autistic extreme rules follower like Dwight Shrute or a nigger who dgaf and lets ammo through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47942797)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:09 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

i mentioned this above. i can't believe how many freedom loving based cons on xoxo are signing up to thank retard nigs for protecting ARE FREEDOMS despite them being completely ineffective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921927)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: chartreuse concupiscible set

Why not just ban Muslims from air travel and then the rest of us can all go back to having safe flights again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921784)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:46 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

Flights have been safe as fuck since 9/11. Baltimore bridge collapse killed more people than plane hijackings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921814)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Galvanic Station

Jews did 911.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921831)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal milky place of business

as another poaster pointed out, at this stage tsa is an annoyance more than anything else.

i also agree that if tsa implemented common technology and procedures across all domestic airports, it would be a far more streamlined and efficient system

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921821)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

Unpredictability is a feature, not a bug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921836)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: anal lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921834)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

So unqualified there hasn't been a single hijacking out of a US airport in DECADES.

Meanwhile faulty maintenance is pwning Delta and Southwest, but I don't c u calling those people "unqualified," faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921846)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:02 PM
Author: anal lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921879)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

It is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921886)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

NSAM has eclipsed sealclubber as the dumbest poaster on xo imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921957)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 5:00 PM
Author: slap-happy nursing home immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922335)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: Mischievous orchestra pit

private air travel should be illegal. everyone's lives would be improved. we are currently in a prisoners dilemma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921893)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: anal lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921931)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Flickering Soul-stirring Bbw

oh look karlstack with a dumb take odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921960)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Adulterous Fear-inspiring Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47921975)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Excitant ocher jew

Trains don’t even have security screening. Same with big boats. Lots of live public events don’t either. Plane screening is a perfect example of how as soon as you introduce stupid rules everyone is too afraid to get rid of them because they know if anything happens they’ll be blamed. So we will probably have this nonsense for the rest of our lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922053)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:44 PM
Author: mint supple trailer park boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922069)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

We've already eased up by offering pre-check and now Clear. Maybe try checking in with reality before you make predictions about future trends, faggot pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922080)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

the fact you can pay to bypass most of the security should clue you in on how effective it is.

if TSA screening worked they wouldn't let you do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922091)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

Yeah you just pay, no questions asked. You sound like you know all about this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922095)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

i have global entry you dumb bitch. do you think TSA pre is like getting federal security clearance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922122)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

It's obvious you haven't flown in 20 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922159)



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Date: August 7th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: Irradiated giraffe library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47940672)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Stirring Splenetic Meetinghouse Kitty Cat

SENTRI at the Mexican border is pretty lulzy too. It takes over an hour to cross back from Tijuana, typically, by car. Unless you paid the $120 subscription fee to Global Entry for five years, then you can just drive right through. Good thing a drug trafficer would never pay that kind of money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922100)



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Date: August 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Blathering nibblets

Signing up for global entry == inviting the NSA into your asshold. Furthermore it's not how things are customarily done. The cartels know which officials are dirty and they work with them. Who cares if you have to wait an hour in traffic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47923473)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: slap-happy nursing home immigrant

these are retarded money grab programs. if tsa pre is so effective, why not just make that the default for everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922113)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Stirring Splenetic Meetinghouse Kitty Cat

Not everybody who applies can get pre check, they'll dingfag felons or if you've been to the Middle East too much. It's actually kind of funny, because we can't directly profile people and screen them that way. But we can "reverse profile" by having an opt in program and that's okay. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922125)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:58 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

it's all fucking fraud and lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922129)



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Date: August 7th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Irradiated giraffe library

Here's a reality check: I was banned from precheck for 7 years for bringing a loaded magazine on a plane. I told the hustler at Clear that and he was like "sheeeit well you got a credit card right? Let's just see what it do" and it did. It did. That's why airline security is a fucking joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47940674)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: slap-happy nursing home immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922111)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Racy Maize Parlour Corn Cake

Muslims must ALL be exterminated. Their religion/ideology obliges them to hate us and they long to die while killing us. They cannot be changed. Their existence is simply an unacceptable risk.

Exterminating all Muslims would also reduce the world population from 8 to 6 billion people, a good thing when this group is just lethal social and political cancer anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922074)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Balding striped hyena puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922220)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Light vigorous hunting ground macaca

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922537)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: Electric outnumbered fat ankles

hashtag based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Balding striped hyena puppy

Accidentally bringing a huge fucking knife or baton on a plane is a 180000 rush

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922098)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 3:58 PM
Author: Bateful Parlor

Twirl for us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922130)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

But guneratttt says they never notice those things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922164)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:09 PM
Author: Balding striped hyena puppy

i got busted with a huge swedish filet knife they confiscated so now im on some list even though i have tsa pre check and get "randomly" selected like 50% of the time not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz resort marketing idea

every so often they audit their performance and try to sneak guns onto planes, they almost always succeed and it gets quietly reported and promptly forgotten about, if they can't keep fucking guns off of planes what, exactly, are they stopping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922165)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

Google "risk"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922171)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz resort marketing idea

what? if you're highjacking a plane you are signing up to die for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922201)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

Yes, the odds of you being intercepted by airport security are exactly 0.00%. If you want to hijack a plane, you are getting it done FOR SURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922358)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 5:18 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID!!!!

he said "signing up" meaning that someone that attempts to hijack a plane knows that the will die if successful.

this is like someone saying "a suicide bomber is signing up to die" and you piped up with "not if police catch him first!"

GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING DUMB!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922402)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 5:19 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

Now imagine you're all pumped up, ready to die for the cause, but TSA decides to take you aside and do a patdown. What's your best move, genius?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922408)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 5:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz resort marketing idea

do you know what happens when you "forget" your gun was in your carry on bag? They take the gun and let you go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922499)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

Ok, so craft another bomb out of materials you purchase at the terminal and BAM! Your suicide is happening FOR SURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922511)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 7:04 PM
Author: Stirring Splenetic Meetinghouse Kitty Cat

You actually can do this, the pharmacy sells baking soda and you can get vinegar from any Italian restaurant which almost every airport has. It's crazy that this is allowed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922747)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Plum naked pit

what's even crazier to think about is that these audits are likely intentionally designed to juice up numbers and not hide weapons as thoroughly as a motivated hijacker would and they *still* fail them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922181)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: unhinged garrison queen of the night

My wife keeps getting stuff taken away from her at airport security. Once she had pruning shears in her purse.

Historic note: until January, 1973 there was no carry on bag screening at all. When I was in college and afterward for several years you didn't need an ID and nothing was checked. On shuttle flights you just walked on and they took your money once the flight took off.

Behavior changed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: mint supple trailer park boiling water

Life was better in every facet when you grew up. It's unreal how all aspects down to airport decorum and procedures were better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922330)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 5:57 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

The counterpoint is that the airplanes themselves are much safer these days thanks to all kinds of technology and safety and maintenance protocols that didn't exist back then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922527)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 6:20 PM
Author: ruby sanctuary friendly grandma

Why can’t we have both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922587)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: charismatic lilac rigor

he's a shitskin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922720)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 7:05 PM
Author: Blathering nibblets

Irregular warfare became highly effective in the 1960s for one thing. Civilians had also just became legitimate targets for the first time in history during WWII, so targeting them made intuitive sense to the generation that followed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922748)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 7:11 PM
Author: Stirring Splenetic Meetinghouse Kitty Cat

"Civilians had also just became legitimate targets for the first time in history during WWII"

lmao what? Civilians being targeted is as old as warfare itself, up to and including WW2. Part of the reason Romans loved war so much was so they could abduct the women and children into slavery and prostitution and they were hardly alone. The idea that you SHOULDN'T target civilians was made up after WW2 and nobody really follows it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922759)



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Date: August 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: Blathering nibblets

I'm not talking about taking slaves, I'm talking about TARGETING those people for death. That wouldn't have even been effective in the Roman era. Mongols might have done that but they came along much later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47923478)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Jet trip center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922425)



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Date: August 7th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: Irradiated giraffe library

Boomers really did have it better than everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47940680)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 6:48 PM
Author: haunting tan shrine

some observations from flying with a knife when I used to travel for work all the time.

Since I was flying all the time, I forgot to leave my knife at home one time and still had it in my pocket. Instead of just outright surrendering it, I decided to try to sneak it in. I threw it in one of the bins with my keys, wallet, phone, belt, shoes, sunglasses, etc. I got through security no problem. They didn't say a word and I was home free with my knife.

I had to fly back and did the same thing and it worked.

I thought, "wow, that's odd. I wonder how many times I could get away with this."

The next week I had to fly out again and I intentionally brought a knife with me, albeit a different one. It was a beater knife, Ontario Knife Co Rat 2 knife that was beat to hell. I'd had it for like 15+ years. Anyway, same thing. Threw it into the bin/tub thing with all my other stuff. Sure as shit, I got through security no problem.

Anyway, I did the a total of 16 times without the knife getting confiscated. On the last try, I put the knife into my carry on bag. When the small suitcase went through security, it was immediately flagged and the went through the bag and found it and confiscated it.

My running theory is that you can sneak a knife or whatever in if you want if you throw it into one of the bins that your throwing your other stuff in, like phone, spare change, wallet, keys, etc. It's not 100% gonna work every time despite my success rate, but your odds are good. I think the X-ray security operators are mostly scrutinizing bags and suitcases that go through security. They just assume that 99% of people throwing stuff into the bins and tubs are your standard phone, wallet,.keys, etc. and consequently don't even bother really looking at that stuff in the scan machine things.

I should also note that this worked for an international flight as well, there and back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922704)



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Date: August 7th, 2024 8:48 PM
Author: Irradiated giraffe library

Brother, you just dealt with incompetent apes. At the Orange County Courthouse, I'd throw my fountain pen in the bowl with my keys, wallet, etc. They thought they struck gold when they uncapped it. I had to explain it's a pen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47940689)



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Date: August 8th, 2024 11:54 AM
Author: Kink-friendly dragon rigpig

I once had lotion confiscated for being a liquid and on a separate trip got through with a box of ammo I forgot I had in my computer bag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47942826)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 6:49 PM
Author: Contagious flushed casino

It's the same exact people that worked for the contractors that ran security pre 9/11 only now they're federal workers and we have to take our shoes off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922710)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: up-to-no-good startled church building coldplay fan

A Terrorist could just Compromise a cop and have him tape his backup gun behind the toilet like the godfather. no one would notice or care. Also they could just infilitrate the military and become the CO of a nuclear submarine. play the long game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922835)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Stirring Splenetic Meetinghouse Kitty Cat

Just do join the navy and become the skipper of one of the 14 Ohio Class Submarines in the USN. Becoming a cop at the airport would be far easier though, their hiring standards can't be that high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922972)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: up-to-no-good startled church building coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922978)



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Date: August 8th, 2024 11:56 AM
Author: Kink-friendly dragon rigpig

Just have an air traffic controller reprogram a couple planes through a remote software update to think the ground is 200 feet lower than it really is. Then the pilots will crash on landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47942833)



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Date: August 2nd, 2024 9:02 PM
Author: House-broken lemon native

Whites having to go through that humiliation ritual is what is absurd. just do a comprehensive search of every muslim or muslim looking person. 0% terrorism 100% efficiency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5568751&forum_id=2#47922980)