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Date: August 6th, 2024 10:36 PM Author: Cordovan Stage Striped Hyena this was a joke stated as such after spun by some twitter faggot and now an entire political party has been running with it for months (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47936950) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 2:51 AM Author: very tactful den Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47937458) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 2:54 AM Author: Startled Forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47937459) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 1:47 PM Author: aquamarine odious background story hospital fucking a couch >>>>>>>>>> castrating your own sons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47938989) |
Date: August 6th, 2024 10:37 PM Author: bronze bawdyhouse bbw the 2020 election wasn't stolen this was a joke spun by some president faggot and now an entire political party has been running with it for years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47936958) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: Cordovan Stage Striped Hyena didn't know vacant jeeps poasted here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47937236) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 12:22 AM Author: magenta hominid ticket booth "guy on the ticket might not have fucked couch" is what trumptards count as a win these days (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47937265) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 2:18 AM Author: Cordovan Stage Striped Hyena it's completely baseless, much like your bank account claims (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47937432) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 10:03 PM Author: magenta hominid ticket booth that there’s even a debate is a huge L for trump. (but for Vance’s personality there might not be) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47941157) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 2:38 AM Author: Startled Forum Pretty sure there was a specific page citation to his book in that tweet, bud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47937442) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 2:40 AM Author: Cordovan Stage Striped Hyena One of the more well-known Vance rumors can be traced to a July 15 post on X shared by the now-closed account, @rickrudescalves. Shortly after Vance was announced as Trump's running mate, the X user claimed Vance admitted to a sexual act with couch cushions in his 2016 memoir, "Hillbilly Elegy."
The post, since deleted, read, "can't say for sure but he might be the first vp pick to have admitted in a ny times bestseller to (expletive) an Inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions (vance, hillbilly elegy, pp. 179-181)."
A quick glance at Vance's book "Hillbilly Elegy" shows the claim was fake, but it spread like internet wildfire. It even popped up in TV references on shows like "Last Week Tonight" hosted by John Oliver and "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert."
The joke circulated, and people believed it, so much that Snopes and the Associated Press wrote fact-checks debunking it. AP later deleted its fact-check.
The rumor's originator, @rickrudescalves, told Business Insider he identifies with the political left and does not work in politics. He said he made up the joke because he does not like Vance and thought it was funny. He hid the post within a week because he was uncomfortable with the amount of attention it got, and admitted to creating misinformation, though he said that was not his intent. |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 2:57 AM Author: Startled Forum You can find all sorts of similar BS “fact-checking” articles claiming that the vax works and that the election wasn’t stolen. If you choose to believe this “explainer” that’s on you, but he did fuck a couch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47937462) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 3:13 AM Author: Cordovan Stage Striped Hyena Cr just found an explainer article talking about how you've raped your son and will continue to do so until he leaves your home twitter dot com check it out |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 3:03 AM Author: Fantasy-prone death wish love of her life I guess you can feel secure in the knowledge that your sons will never fuck a couch, since you got their cocks chopped off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47937477) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 3:11 AM Author: Startled Forum Your hero is a guy who literally fucked a couch as a teenager, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47937483) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 3:14 AM Author: Fantasy-prone death wish love of her life I like how angry you are at at his ability to fuck things due to not having had his cock chopped off by his father, like you did to the sons you had with your crackwhore wife. Cope and seethe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47937488) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 3:31 AM Author: Irate deranged hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47937491) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 3:32 AM Author: Irate deranged hissy fit of course your dumb lib ass would fall for this childishness
let’s just hope Walz brings it up at the debates so JD can bodyslam him on it |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 1:54 PM Author: Startled Forum There was a page citation to the first edition of his “book.” Obv this amusing anecdote was removed from later versions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47939015) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 2:12 PM Author: Irate deranged hissy fit link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47939089) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 10:08 PM Author: Cordovan Stage Striped Hyena The earnestness of your lies makes it hard to hate you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47941175) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 2:55 AM Author: Bat shit crazy aphrodisiac telephone box office Libs are projecting hard on this one
Epah, for example, definitely fucked inanimate objects while growing up as a weird Mormon
Benzo has undoubtedly masturbated in and on all kinds of weird shit while in jail and cruising the homeless circuit. I'm still not convinced he's ever had sexual relations with an adult |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 3:32 AM Author: Irate deranged hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47937494) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 12:10 PM Author: Startled Forum He fucked a couch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47938541) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 1:44 PM Author: Fantasy-prone death wish love of her life http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47937488 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47938966) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 12:23 PM Author: burgundy roast beef It was a love seat actually, but it’s right in the name so hard to blame him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47938594) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 1:46 PM Author: Blathering Electric Casino Travel Guidebook cr, the couch fucked him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47938983) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 2:53 PM Author: Cordovan Stage Striped Hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47939288) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 8:11 PM Author: Silver Histrionic Idiot Plus he was drunk, so technically the couch raped him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47940555) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 1:49 PM Author: Titillating Meetinghouse Feces If you put the fleshlight between two cushions, are you fucking the couch or the fleshlight?
Asking for a weirdo friend who wears eyeliner
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Date: August 7th, 2024 6:29 PM Author: Beady-eyed sadistic site black woman Dems equate the fake couch story to the real story of Kamala sucking Willi Brown's BBC. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47940236) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 8:10 PM Author: Startled Forum JD’s been fucking couches for DECADES though, according to his own book. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47940551) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 8:39 PM Author: Beady-eyed sadistic site black woman I'm too dumb to read a book, but I am told that passage wasn't actually in his book. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47940662) |
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Date: August 8th, 2024 1:49 AM Author: Startled Forum I guess we’ll never know for certain. But even if it’s NOT in the book, that doesn’t mean he *doesn’t fuck couches. He def gives off couch-fucker vibes though, so I’m going to assume the tweet is true. |
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Date: August 8th, 2024 1:56 AM Author: Irate deranged hissy fit and we will do the same regarding Walz and trans children
now that I think about it, who else spends way too much time around trans kids.. 🤔 |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 8:40 PM Author: Hairraiser topaz roommate brunch Sup JD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47940667) |
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Date: August 7th, 2024 10:08 PM Author: razzle-dazzle church building No one cares (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5571392&forum_id=2#47941183) |