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Soccer moms ridiculed me for not having an iPhone.

There's a group chat that one of the moms started and they t...
Bipolar big-titted corner philosopher-king
  08/12/24
Sound like bitches invite them to autoadmit
Wonderful Location
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Peach vengeful station
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aromatic sneaky criminal
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Bipolar big-titted corner philosopher-king
  08/13/24
avoiding a soccer moms group text is probably the biggest se...
Stimulating chartreuse school
  08/13/24
Would be a 180 ad campaign. A bunch of soccer moms and lib f...
pungent point
  08/13/24
bloodacre blissfully unaware of soccer moms franctically goo...
Stimulating chartreuse school
  08/13/24
Sorry dood
trip onyx rehab
  08/13/24
You think they’re getting fucked good?
pale resort potus
  08/13/24
Soccer moms get off on that green bubble. It turns them on. ...
topaz bossy temple
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Nighttime geriatric giraffe dingle berry
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maize immigrant
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high-end obsidian menage
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gold galvanic international law enforcement agency theater stage
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Apoplectic Lay
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Wonderful Location
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ungodly indecent roommate death wish
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Brindle Stirring Incel
  08/13/24
i've got a decent collection of screenshots of appsluts shit...
Territorial lime dysfunction tanning salon
  08/13/24
My above analysis only works on 38+ soccer moms. If you are ...
topaz bossy temple
  08/13/24
i've had a lot of success with responding along the lines of...
Territorial lime dysfunction tanning salon
  08/13/24
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Wonderful Location
  08/13/24
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Bipolar big-titted corner philosopher-king
  08/13/24
Signing my kid up now
Brindle Stirring Incel
  08/13/24
post them
spruce people who are hurt
  08/13/24
what nonsense is this? its retarded that americans dont w...
Doobsian main people
  08/13/24
Yeah it sure is retarded that we don’t give all our da...
cracking whorehouse
  08/13/24
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Brindle Stirring Incel
  08/13/24
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spruce people who are hurt
  08/13/24
You’re ruining your kids life
gold galvanic international law enforcement agency theater stage
  08/13/24
Go on
Bipolar big-titted corner philosopher-king
  08/13/24
they assume youre a weirdo
Sable Kitty Cat French Chef
  08/13/24
Just wait till they get to know me.
Bipolar big-titted corner philosopher-king
  08/13/24
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Cerebral arrogant step-uncle's house
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Brindle Stirring Incel
  08/13/24
Seems pointless to have an android just get an iPhone
sadistic senate tank
  08/13/24
leaning this direction
Bipolar big-titted corner philosopher-king
  08/13/24
Android users are like Cadillac owners. They spend all their...
sadistic senate tank
  08/13/24
with a couple exceptions early on in my smartphone usage, i'...
Bipolar big-titted corner philosopher-king
  08/13/24
this is the exact opposite of reality imo and in fact has pr...
Stimulating chartreuse school
  08/13/24
You’re wrong
sadistic senate tank
  08/13/24
well see the scenario above. fat doofus is going about his d...
Stimulating chartreuse school
  08/13/24
I'm always very popular amongst the soccer parents.
Bipolar big-titted corner philosopher-king
  08/13/24
Lot easier to block ads on Android
adventurous disturbing persian hall
  08/13/24


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Date: August 12th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: Bipolar big-titted corner philosopher-king

There's a group chat that one of the moms started and they tried to add me but couldn't and realized it's because I have an android then everyone started ripping on me.

This is a new team and today was the first practice. I'm fucking mortified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47958927)



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Date: August 12th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: Wonderful Location

Sound like bitches invite them to autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47958930)



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Date: August 12th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Peach vengeful station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47958935)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:46 AM
Author: aromatic sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960629)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:23 AM
Author: Bipolar big-titted corner philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960378)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Stimulating chartreuse school

avoiding a soccer moms group text is probably the biggest selling point of an android phone imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960387)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:31 AM
Author: pungent point

Would be a 180 ad campaign. A bunch of soccer moms and lib freaks "ripping on" a poaster for not being part of their group text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960395)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: Stimulating chartreuse school

bloodacre blissfully unaware of soccer moms franctically googling reviews of tournament hotels and posting their hot takes, missing sign up sheets for goodie bags, ><><NO SNACKS><>< ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960404)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:31 AM
Author: trip onyx rehab

Sorry dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960393)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: pale resort potus

You think they’re getting fucked good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960416)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: topaz bossy temple

Soccer moms get off on that green bubble. It turns them on. It’s different than the blue bubble they see all day. Knowing if her husband read the message. Knowing if he is typing back to her. Knows his location. Now the green bubble pops up. She can’t control it. Instinctively, her vagina moisturizes, nipples perk, something new has entered her brain, a new colored bubble, she needs the change of the monotony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960427)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Nighttime geriatric giraffe dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960429)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: Territorial lime dysfunction tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960437)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: maize immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960438)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Motley turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960444)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: high-end obsidian menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960460)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:07 AM
Author: thriller clear theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960488)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:26 AM
Author: gold galvanic international law enforcement agency theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960812)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Apoplectic Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960846)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Wonderful Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960908)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 1:56 PM
Author: ungodly indecent roommate death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961573)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Brindle Stirring Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961601)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:54 AM
Author: Territorial lime dysfunction tanning salon

i've got a decent collection of screenshots of appsluts shitting on me for the wrong colored bubble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960441)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: topaz bossy temple

My above analysis only works on 38+ soccer moms. If you are in the 4-year-old soccer league with your first kid, your “soccer moms” are just skinny-ass COVID Gen Z bitch soccer moms who haven’t hit peak soccer mom. Peak soccer mom is on her third kid, one going into high school, her youngest is star of the 9U travel team. She drinks wine. Expensive wine. Her ass is plump, like a turkey in heat spreading her ass feathers wrapped in purple lululemon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960455)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Territorial lime dysfunction tanning salon

i've had a lot of success with responding along the lines of "who cares?" it works with zoomers too.

it's like a mini-shit test. they want to see if they can bait you into defending something as stupid as your phone. your analysis is about the mystery and new feelings that intrigue a shrew when they see a different color bubble that doesn't track when the sender is typing or has read your message. responding with indifference if they question it just reinforces that mysterious nonchalance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960560)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Wonderful Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960913)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:23 AM
Author: Bipolar big-titted corner philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960804)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Brindle Stirring Incel

Signing my kid up now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961605)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: spruce people who are hurt

post them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961701)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: Doobsian main people

what nonsense is this?

its retarded that americans dont widely use whatsapp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960495)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: cracking whorehouse

Yeah it sure is retarded that we don’t give all our data to zuck and his kike friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960627)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Brindle Stirring Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961606)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: spruce people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961703)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: gold galvanic international law enforcement agency theater stage

You’re ruining your kids life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960810)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:26 AM
Author: Bipolar big-titted corner philosopher-king

Go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960813)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Sable Kitty Cat French Chef

they assume youre a weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960892)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:55 AM
Author: Bipolar big-titted corner philosopher-king

Just wait till they get to know me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960932)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: Cerebral arrogant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961558)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: Brindle Stirring Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961608)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:56 AM
Author: sadistic senate tank

Seems pointless to have an android just get an iPhone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960938)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 1:52 PM
Author: Bipolar big-titted corner philosopher-king

leaning this direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961552)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: sadistic senate tank

Android users are like Cadillac owners. They spend all their time trying to convince you why their car is just as good as a BMW, Audi, or Benz, when everybody knows that’s not true. So instead, just get a BMW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961561)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:19 PM
Author: Bipolar big-titted corner philosopher-king

with a couple exceptions early on in my smartphone usage, i've been an android guy because i generally enjoy using them more than iphones. i do not care at all whether anyone else agrees with my preference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961655)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:21 PM
Author: Stimulating chartreuse school

this is the exact opposite of reality imo and in fact has probably never occurred.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961664)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:23 PM
Author: sadistic senate tank

You’re wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961669)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Stimulating chartreuse school

well see the scenario above. fat doofus is going about his day and 38 shrews descend upon him frightened and upset that he isn't aware of the iphone superiority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961706)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 3:02 PM
Author: Bipolar big-titted corner philosopher-king

I'm always very popular amongst the soccer parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961802)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: adventurous disturbing persian hall

Lot easier to block ads on Android

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961594)