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Soccer moms ridiculed me for not having an iPhone.

There's a group chat that one of the moms started and they t...
Domesticated Theater Pozpig
  08/12/24
Sound like bitches invite them to autoadmit
apoplectic preventive strike incel
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chestnut partner
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carnelian twinkling uncleanness
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Domesticated Theater Pozpig
  08/13/24
avoiding a soccer moms group text is probably the biggest se...
deep infuriating university
  08/13/24
Would be a 180 ad campaign. A bunch of soccer moms and lib f...
beta brunch
  08/13/24
bloodacre blissfully unaware of soccer moms franctically goo...
deep infuriating university
  08/13/24
Sorry dood
Titillating becky mad-dog skullcap
  08/13/24
You think they’re getting fucked good?
misunderstood codepig
  08/13/24
Soccer moms get off on that green bubble. It turns them on. ...
out-of-control sepia gas station
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Lavender Ticket Booth
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High-end indian lodge lettuce
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Swashbuckling Frozen Box Office Masturbator
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Big National
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outnumbered cream garrison skinny woman
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Racy hall
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Poppy shaky mother crotch
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diverse boiling water
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apoplectic preventive strike incel
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Beady-eyed Sickened Electric Furnace Den
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bull headed double fault chapel
  08/13/24
i've got a decent collection of screenshots of appsluts shit...
High-end indian lodge lettuce
  08/13/24
My above analysis only works on 38+ soccer moms. If you are ...
out-of-control sepia gas station
  08/13/24
i've had a lot of success with responding along the lines of...
High-end indian lodge lettuce
  08/13/24
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apoplectic preventive strike incel
  08/13/24
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Domesticated Theater Pozpig
  08/13/24
Signing my kid up now
bull headed double fault chapel
  08/13/24
post them
pungent bright ratface liquid oxygen
  08/13/24
what nonsense is this? its retarded that americans dont w...
flatulent location
  08/13/24
Yeah it sure is retarded that we don’t give all our da...
Drab center windowlicker
  08/13/24
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bull headed double fault chapel
  08/13/24
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pungent bright ratface liquid oxygen
  08/13/24
You’re ruining your kids life
Poppy shaky mother crotch
  08/13/24
Go on
Domesticated Theater Pozpig
  08/13/24
they assume youre a weirdo
Red principal's office party of the first part
  08/13/24
Just wait till they get to know me.
Domesticated Theater Pozpig
  08/13/24
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salmon corner
  08/13/24
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bull headed double fault chapel
  08/13/24
Seems pointless to have an android just get an iPhone
marvelous grizzly abode gaping
  08/13/24
leaning this direction
Domesticated Theater Pozpig
  08/13/24
Android users are like Cadillac owners. They spend all their...
marvelous grizzly abode gaping
  08/13/24
with a couple exceptions early on in my smartphone usage, i'...
Domesticated Theater Pozpig
  08/13/24
this is the exact opposite of reality imo and in fact has pr...
deep infuriating university
  08/13/24
You’re wrong
marvelous grizzly abode gaping
  08/13/24
well see the scenario above. fat doofus is going about his d...
deep infuriating university
  08/13/24
I'm always very popular amongst the soccer parents.
Domesticated Theater Pozpig
  08/13/24
Lot easier to block ads on Android
Awkward office roast beef
  08/13/24


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Date: August 12th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: Domesticated Theater Pozpig

There's a group chat that one of the moms started and they tried to add me but couldn't and realized it's because I have an android then everyone started ripping on me.

This is a new team and today was the first practice. I'm fucking mortified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47958927)



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Date: August 12th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: apoplectic preventive strike incel

Sound like bitches invite them to autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47958930)



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Date: August 12th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: chestnut partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47958935)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:46 AM
Author: carnelian twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960629)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:23 AM
Author: Domesticated Theater Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960378)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: deep infuriating university

avoiding a soccer moms group text is probably the biggest selling point of an android phone imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960387)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:31 AM
Author: beta brunch

Would be a 180 ad campaign. A bunch of soccer moms and lib freaks "ripping on" a poaster for not being part of their group text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960395)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: deep infuriating university

bloodacre blissfully unaware of soccer moms franctically googling reviews of tournament hotels and posting their hot takes, missing sign up sheets for goodie bags, ><><NO SNACKS><>< ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960404)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:31 AM
Author: Titillating becky mad-dog skullcap

Sorry dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960393)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: misunderstood codepig

You think they’re getting fucked good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960416)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: out-of-control sepia gas station

Soccer moms get off on that green bubble. It turns them on. It’s different than the blue bubble they see all day. Knowing if her husband read the message. Knowing if he is typing back to her. Knows his location. Now the green bubble pops up. She can’t control it. Instinctively, her vagina moisturizes, nipples perk, something new has entered her brain, a new colored bubble, she needs the change of the monotony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960427)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Lavender Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960429)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: High-end indian lodge lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960437)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Frozen Box Office Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960438)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Big National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960444)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: outnumbered cream garrison skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960460)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:07 AM
Author: Racy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960488)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:26 AM
Author: Poppy shaky mother crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960812)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: diverse boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960846)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: apoplectic preventive strike incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960908)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 1:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Sickened Electric Furnace Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961573)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: bull headed double fault chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961601)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:54 AM
Author: High-end indian lodge lettuce

i've got a decent collection of screenshots of appsluts shitting on me for the wrong colored bubble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960441)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: out-of-control sepia gas station

My above analysis only works on 38+ soccer moms. If you are in the 4-year-old soccer league with your first kid, your “soccer moms” are just skinny-ass COVID Gen Z bitch soccer moms who haven’t hit peak soccer mom. Peak soccer mom is on her third kid, one going into high school, her youngest is star of the 9U travel team. She drinks wine. Expensive wine. Her ass is plump, like a turkey in heat spreading her ass feathers wrapped in purple lululemon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960455)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: High-end indian lodge lettuce

i've had a lot of success with responding along the lines of "who cares?" it works with zoomers too.

it's like a mini-shit test. they want to see if they can bait you into defending something as stupid as your phone. your analysis is about the mystery and new feelings that intrigue a shrew when they see a different color bubble that doesn't track when the sender is typing or has read your message. responding with indifference if they question it just reinforces that mysterious nonchalance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960560)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: apoplectic preventive strike incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960913)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:23 AM
Author: Domesticated Theater Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960804)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: bull headed double fault chapel

Signing my kid up now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961605)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: pungent bright ratface liquid oxygen

post them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961701)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: flatulent location

what nonsense is this?

its retarded that americans dont widely use whatsapp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960495)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: Drab center windowlicker

Yeah it sure is retarded that we don’t give all our data to zuck and his kike friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960627)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: bull headed double fault chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961606)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: pungent bright ratface liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961703)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Poppy shaky mother crotch

You’re ruining your kids life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960810)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:26 AM
Author: Domesticated Theater Pozpig

Go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960813)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Red principal's office party of the first part

they assume youre a weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960892)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:55 AM
Author: Domesticated Theater Pozpig

Just wait till they get to know me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960932)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: salmon corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961558)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: bull headed double fault chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961608)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:56 AM
Author: marvelous grizzly abode gaping

Seems pointless to have an android just get an iPhone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960938)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 1:52 PM
Author: Domesticated Theater Pozpig

leaning this direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961552)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: marvelous grizzly abode gaping

Android users are like Cadillac owners. They spend all their time trying to convince you why their car is just as good as a BMW, Audi, or Benz, when everybody knows that’s not true. So instead, just get a BMW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961561)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:19 PM
Author: Domesticated Theater Pozpig

with a couple exceptions early on in my smartphone usage, i've been an android guy because i generally enjoy using them more than iphones. i do not care at all whether anyone else agrees with my preference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961655)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:21 PM
Author: deep infuriating university

this is the exact opposite of reality imo and in fact has probably never occurred.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961664)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:23 PM
Author: marvelous grizzly abode gaping

You’re wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961669)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: deep infuriating university

well see the scenario above. fat doofus is going about his day and 38 shrews descend upon him frightened and upset that he isn't aware of the iphone superiority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961706)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 3:02 PM
Author: Domesticated Theater Pozpig

I'm always very popular amongst the soccer parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961802)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Awkward office roast beef

Lot easier to block ads on Android

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961594)