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Soccer moms ridiculed me for not having an iPhone.

There's a group chat that one of the moms started and they t...
Stirring fantasy-prone love of her life lettuce
  08/12/24
Sound like bitches invite them to autoadmit
onyx dilemma
  08/12/24
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Sexy associate
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Cerebral whorehouse quadroon
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Stirring fantasy-prone love of her life lettuce
  08/13/24
avoiding a soccer moms group text is probably the biggest se...
glassy hospital
  08/13/24
Would be a 180 ad campaign. A bunch of soccer moms and lib f...
titillating crawly cuck
  08/13/24
bloodacre blissfully unaware of soccer moms franctically goo...
glassy hospital
  08/13/24
Sorry dood
effete station
  08/13/24
You think they’re getting fucked good?
Multi-colored den partner
  08/13/24
Soccer moms get off on that green bubble. It turns them on. ...
silver spectacular center
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burgundy hairless senate
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Naked range
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bateful zombie-like athletic conference black woman
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geriatric turquoise halford
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Narrow-minded international law enforcement agency house
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Provocative Bearded Deer Antler Incel
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onyx dilemma
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Twisted seedy potus
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tantric community account roast beef
  08/13/24
i've got a decent collection of screenshots of appsluts shit...
Naked range
  08/13/24
My above analysis only works on 38+ soccer moms. If you are ...
silver spectacular center
  08/13/24
i've had a lot of success with responding along the lines of...
Naked range
  08/13/24
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onyx dilemma
  08/13/24
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Stirring fantasy-prone love of her life lettuce
  08/13/24
Signing my kid up now
tantric community account roast beef
  08/13/24
post them
At-the-ready Anal Home Jap
  08/13/24
what nonsense is this? its retarded that americans dont w...
marvelous cumskin
  08/13/24
Yeah it sure is retarded that we don’t give all our da...
Buck-toothed Walnut Wagecucks
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tantric community account roast beef
  08/13/24
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At-the-ready Anal Home Jap
  08/13/24
You’re ruining your kids life
Narrow-minded international law enforcement agency house
  08/13/24
Go on
Stirring fantasy-prone love of her life lettuce
  08/13/24
they assume youre a weirdo
violet internet-worthy genital piercing jewess
  08/13/24
Just wait till they get to know me.
Stirring fantasy-prone love of her life lettuce
  08/13/24
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magenta house-broken trailer park puppy
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tantric community account roast beef
  08/13/24
Seems pointless to have an android just get an iPhone
Salmon Hairraiser Nowag
  08/13/24
leaning this direction
Stirring fantasy-prone love of her life lettuce
  08/13/24
Android users are like Cadillac owners. They spend all their...
Salmon Hairraiser Nowag
  08/13/24
with a couple exceptions early on in my smartphone usage, i'...
Stirring fantasy-prone love of her life lettuce
  08/13/24
this is the exact opposite of reality imo and in fact has pr...
glassy hospital
  08/13/24
You’re wrong
Salmon Hairraiser Nowag
  08/13/24
well see the scenario above. fat doofus is going about his d...
glassy hospital
  08/13/24
I'm always very popular amongst the soccer parents.
Stirring fantasy-prone love of her life lettuce
  08/13/24
Lot easier to block ads on Android
pea-brained site
  08/13/24


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Date: August 12th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: Stirring fantasy-prone love of her life lettuce

There's a group chat that one of the moms started and they tried to add me but couldn't and realized it's because I have an android then everyone started ripping on me.

This is a new team and today was the first practice. I'm fucking mortified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47958927)



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Date: August 12th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: onyx dilemma

Sound like bitches invite them to autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47958930)



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Date: August 12th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Sexy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47958935)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:46 AM
Author: Cerebral whorehouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960629)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:23 AM
Author: Stirring fantasy-prone love of her life lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960378)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: glassy hospital

avoiding a soccer moms group text is probably the biggest selling point of an android phone imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960387)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:31 AM
Author: titillating crawly cuck

Would be a 180 ad campaign. A bunch of soccer moms and lib freaks "ripping on" a poaster for not being part of their group text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960395)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: glassy hospital

bloodacre blissfully unaware of soccer moms franctically googling reviews of tournament hotels and posting their hot takes, missing sign up sheets for goodie bags, ><><NO SNACKS><>< ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960404)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:31 AM
Author: effete station

Sorry dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960393)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Multi-colored den partner

You think they’re getting fucked good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960416)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: silver spectacular center

Soccer moms get off on that green bubble. It turns them on. It’s different than the blue bubble they see all day. Knowing if her husband read the message. Knowing if he is typing back to her. Knows his location. Now the green bubble pops up. She can’t control it. Instinctively, her vagina moisturizes, nipples perk, something new has entered her brain, a new colored bubble, she needs the change of the monotony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960427)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: burgundy hairless senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960429)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: Naked range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960437)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: bat shit crazy piazza hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960438)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Opaque Volcanic Crater Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960444)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: bateful zombie-like athletic conference black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960460)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:07 AM
Author: geriatric turquoise halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960488)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:26 AM
Author: Narrow-minded international law enforcement agency house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960812)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Provocative Bearded Deer Antler Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960846)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: onyx dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960908)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 1:56 PM
Author: Twisted seedy potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961573)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: tantric community account roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961601)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:54 AM
Author: Naked range

i've got a decent collection of screenshots of appsluts shitting on me for the wrong colored bubble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960441)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: silver spectacular center

My above analysis only works on 38+ soccer moms. If you are in the 4-year-old soccer league with your first kid, your “soccer moms” are just skinny-ass COVID Gen Z bitch soccer moms who haven’t hit peak soccer mom. Peak soccer mom is on her third kid, one going into high school, her youngest is star of the 9U travel team. She drinks wine. Expensive wine. Her ass is plump, like a turkey in heat spreading her ass feathers wrapped in purple lululemon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960455)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Naked range

i've had a lot of success with responding along the lines of "who cares?" it works with zoomers too.

it's like a mini-shit test. they want to see if they can bait you into defending something as stupid as your phone. your analysis is about the mystery and new feelings that intrigue a shrew when they see a different color bubble that doesn't track when the sender is typing or has read your message. responding with indifference if they question it just reinforces that mysterious nonchalance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960560)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: onyx dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960913)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:23 AM
Author: Stirring fantasy-prone love of her life lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960804)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: tantric community account roast beef

Signing my kid up now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961605)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: At-the-ready Anal Home Jap

post them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961701)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: marvelous cumskin

what nonsense is this?

its retarded that americans dont widely use whatsapp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960495)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Walnut Wagecucks

Yeah it sure is retarded that we don’t give all our data to zuck and his kike friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960627)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: tantric community account roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961606)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: At-the-ready Anal Home Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961703)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Narrow-minded international law enforcement agency house

You’re ruining your kids life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960810)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:26 AM
Author: Stirring fantasy-prone love of her life lettuce

Go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960813)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: violet internet-worthy genital piercing jewess

they assume youre a weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960892)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:55 AM
Author: Stirring fantasy-prone love of her life lettuce

Just wait till they get to know me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960932)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: magenta house-broken trailer park puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961558)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: tantric community account roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961608)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:56 AM
Author: Salmon Hairraiser Nowag

Seems pointless to have an android just get an iPhone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960938)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 1:52 PM
Author: Stirring fantasy-prone love of her life lettuce

leaning this direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961552)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: Salmon Hairraiser Nowag

Android users are like Cadillac owners. They spend all their time trying to convince you why their car is just as good as a BMW, Audi, or Benz, when everybody knows that’s not true. So instead, just get a BMW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961561)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:19 PM
Author: Stirring fantasy-prone love of her life lettuce

with a couple exceptions early on in my smartphone usage, i've been an android guy because i generally enjoy using them more than iphones. i do not care at all whether anyone else agrees with my preference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961655)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:21 PM
Author: glassy hospital

this is the exact opposite of reality imo and in fact has probably never occurred.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961664)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:23 PM
Author: Salmon Hairraiser Nowag

You’re wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961669)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: glassy hospital

well see the scenario above. fat doofus is going about his day and 38 shrews descend upon him frightened and upset that he isn't aware of the iphone superiority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961706)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 3:02 PM
Author: Stirring fantasy-prone love of her life lettuce

I'm always very popular amongst the soccer parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961802)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: pea-brained site

Lot easier to block ads on Android

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961594)