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Soccer moms ridiculed me for not having an iPhone.

There's a group chat that one of the moms started and they t...
concupiscible reading party lodge
  08/12/24
Sound like bitches invite them to autoadmit
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concupiscible reading party lodge
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avoiding a soccer moms group text is probably the biggest se...
heady sanctuary dragon
  08/13/24
Would be a 180 ad campaign. A bunch of soccer moms and lib f...
cyan prole
  08/13/24
bloodacre blissfully unaware of soccer moms franctically goo...
heady sanctuary dragon
  08/13/24
Sorry dood
Haunting stubborn private investor home
  08/13/24
You think they’re getting fucked good?
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Cobalt Kitty Quadroon
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i've got a decent collection of screenshots of appsluts shit...
Naked hideous business firm
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My above analysis only works on 38+ soccer moms. If you are ...
pearly razzmatazz chapel
  08/13/24
i've had a lot of success with responding along the lines of...
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concupiscible reading party lodge
  08/13/24
Signing my kid up now
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Shimmering Hairraiser Crackhouse
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what nonsense is this? its retarded that americans dont w...
lilac titillating chad hall
  08/13/24
Yeah it sure is retarded that we don’t give all our da...
diverse dull orchestra pit
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Cobalt Kitty Quadroon
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Shimmering Hairraiser Crackhouse
  08/13/24
You’re ruining your kids life
Flatulent doctorate background story
  08/13/24
Go on
concupiscible reading party lodge
  08/13/24
they assume youre a weirdo
Walnut Comical National Security Agency
  08/13/24
Just wait till they get to know me.
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Cobalt Kitty Quadroon
  08/13/24
Seems pointless to have an android just get an iPhone
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leaning this direction
concupiscible reading party lodge
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Android users are like Cadillac owners. They spend all their...
Cracking bespoke nursing home
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with a couple exceptions early on in my smartphone usage, i'...
concupiscible reading party lodge
  08/13/24
this is the exact opposite of reality imo and in fact has pr...
heady sanctuary dragon
  08/13/24
You’re wrong
Cracking bespoke nursing home
  08/13/24
well see the scenario above. fat doofus is going about his d...
heady sanctuary dragon
  08/13/24
I'm always very popular amongst the soccer parents.
concupiscible reading party lodge
  08/13/24
Lot easier to block ads on Android
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Date: August 12th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: concupiscible reading party lodge

There's a group chat that one of the moms started and they tried to add me but couldn't and realized it's because I have an android then everyone started ripping on me.

This is a new team and today was the first practice. I'm fucking mortified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47958927)



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Date: August 12th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle personal credit line toilet seat

Sound like bitches invite them to autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47958930)



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Date: August 12th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: stimulating fat ankles school



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:46 AM
Author: sticky claret gaming laptop



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:23 AM
Author: concupiscible reading party lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960378)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: heady sanctuary dragon

avoiding a soccer moms group text is probably the biggest selling point of an android phone imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960387)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:31 AM
Author: cyan prole

Would be a 180 ad campaign. A bunch of soccer moms and lib freaks "ripping on" a poaster for not being part of their group text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960395)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: heady sanctuary dragon

bloodacre blissfully unaware of soccer moms franctically googling reviews of tournament hotels and posting their hot takes, missing sign up sheets for goodie bags, ><><NO SNACKS><>< ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960404)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:31 AM
Author: Haunting stubborn private investor home

Sorry dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960393)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: laughsome elite corner toaster

You think they’re getting fucked good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960416)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: pearly razzmatazz chapel

Soccer moms get off on that green bubble. It turns them on. It’s different than the blue bubble they see all day. Knowing if her husband read the message. Knowing if he is typing back to her. Knows his location. Now the green bubble pops up. She can’t control it. Instinctively, her vagina moisturizes, nipples perk, something new has entered her brain, a new colored bubble, she needs the change of the monotony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960427)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: arousing chest-beating den



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: Naked hideous business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960437)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: Shivering Macaca Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960438)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: 180 puce house



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: smoky space volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960460)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:07 AM
Author: Electric Jade Incel



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:26 AM
Author: Flatulent doctorate background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960812)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Vigorous disturbing liquid oxygen



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle personal credit line toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960908)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 1:56 PM
Author: Talking Depressive Boltzmann



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Cobalt Kitty Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961601)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 9:54 AM
Author: Naked hideous business firm

i've got a decent collection of screenshots of appsluts shitting on me for the wrong colored bubble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960441)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: pearly razzmatazz chapel

My above analysis only works on 38+ soccer moms. If you are in the 4-year-old soccer league with your first kid, your “soccer moms” are just skinny-ass COVID Gen Z bitch soccer moms who haven’t hit peak soccer mom. Peak soccer mom is on her third kid, one going into high school, her youngest is star of the 9U travel team. She drinks wine. Expensive wine. Her ass is plump, like a turkey in heat spreading her ass feathers wrapped in purple lululemon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960455)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Naked hideous business firm

i've had a lot of success with responding along the lines of "who cares?" it works with zoomers too.

it's like a mini-shit test. they want to see if they can bait you into defending something as stupid as your phone. your analysis is about the mystery and new feelings that intrigue a shrew when they see a different color bubble that doesn't track when the sender is typing or has read your message. responding with indifference if they question it just reinforces that mysterious nonchalance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960560)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle personal credit line toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960913)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:23 AM
Author: concupiscible reading party lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960804)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Cobalt Kitty Quadroon

Signing my kid up now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961605)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Shimmering Hairraiser Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961701)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: lilac titillating chad hall

what nonsense is this?

its retarded that americans dont widely use whatsapp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960495)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: diverse dull orchestra pit

Yeah it sure is retarded that we don’t give all our data to zuck and his kike friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960627)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Cobalt Kitty Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961606)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Shimmering Hairraiser Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961703)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Flatulent doctorate background story

You’re ruining your kids life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960810)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:26 AM
Author: concupiscible reading party lodge

Go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960813)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Walnut Comical National Security Agency

they assume youre a weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960892)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:55 AM
Author: concupiscible reading party lodge

Just wait till they get to know me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960932)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: razzle orange field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961558)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: Cobalt Kitty Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961608)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 11:56 AM
Author: Cracking bespoke nursing home

Seems pointless to have an android just get an iPhone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47960938)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 1:52 PM
Author: concupiscible reading party lodge

leaning this direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961552)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: Cracking bespoke nursing home

Android users are like Cadillac owners. They spend all their time trying to convince you why their car is just as good as a BMW, Audi, or Benz, when everybody knows that’s not true. So instead, just get a BMW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961561)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:19 PM
Author: concupiscible reading party lodge

with a couple exceptions early on in my smartphone usage, i've been an android guy because i generally enjoy using them more than iphones. i do not care at all whether anyone else agrees with my preference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961655)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:21 PM
Author: heady sanctuary dragon

this is the exact opposite of reality imo and in fact has probably never occurred.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961664)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:23 PM
Author: Cracking bespoke nursing home

You’re wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961669)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: heady sanctuary dragon

well see the scenario above. fat doofus is going about his day and 38 shrews descend upon him frightened and upset that he isn't aware of the iphone superiority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961706)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 3:02 PM
Author: concupiscible reading party lodge

I'm always very popular amongst the soccer parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961802)



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Date: August 13th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Bronze parlour potus

Lot easier to block ads on Android

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5574902&forum_id=2#47961594)