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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
fragrant spot
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
excitant aqua indirect expression space
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Pearl cumskin
  12/12/25
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sickened contagious elastic band
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
frum thriller jap
  12/12/25
easy
fear-inspiring roommate
  12/12/25
lol ok man
sickened contagious elastic band
  12/12/25
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pearly azn set
  12/12/25
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internet-worthy lascivious native goyim
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
Laughsome Dark Half-breed
  12/12/25
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Fantasy-prone Mauve Mexican Tank
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Comical bull headed turdskin kitchen
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
coral idea he suggested
  12/12/25
...
excitant aqua indirect expression space
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
fragrant spot
  12/12/25
...
Cerise trust fund
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Razzle generalized bond
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Ungodly tripping philosopher-king
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
Laughsome Dark Half-breed
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
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  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Khaki travel guidebook
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
Laughsome Dark Half-breed
  12/12/25
tp.
Charismatic sick mad cow disease casino
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Indigo Curious Multi-billionaire
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Khaki travel guidebook
  12/12/25
who is that
Indigo Curious Multi-billionaire
  12/12/25
...
pearly azn set
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pearly azn set
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literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
up-to-no-good toaster
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Chestnut wonderful school cafeteria
  12/12/25
cr
sickened contagious elastic band
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
frum thriller jap
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Racy Mewling Hell
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Pearl cumskin
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Racy Mewling Hell
  12/12/25
...
sickened contagious elastic band
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Chartreuse Filthy Ape
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
apoplectic glittery lodge
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
carnelian exhilarant theatre
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: fragrant spot

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: excitant aqua indirect expression space

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Pearl cumskin

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: sickened contagious elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: frum thriller jap

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: fear-inspiring roommate

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: sickened contagious elastic band

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: pearly azn set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: internet-worthy lascivious native goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Laughsome Dark Half-breed

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Mauve Mexican Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Comical bull headed turdskin kitchen

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: coral idea he suggested

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: excitant aqua indirect expression space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: fragrant spot

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Cerise trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Razzle generalized bond

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Ungodly tripping philosopher-king

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Laughsome Dark Half-breed

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Charismatic sick mad cow disease casino

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Khaki travel guidebook

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Laughsome Dark Half-breed

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Charismatic sick mad cow disease casino

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Indigo Curious Multi-billionaire

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Khaki travel guidebook

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Indigo Curious Multi-billionaire

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: pearly azn set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: pearly azn set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: up-to-no-good toaster

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Chestnut wonderful school cafeteria

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: sickened contagious elastic band

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: frum thriller jap

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Racy Mewling Hell

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Pearl cumskin

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Racy Mewling Hell

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: sickened contagious elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse Filthy Ape

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: apoplectic glittery lodge

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: carnelian exhilarant theatre

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49506164)