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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
Lavender rebellious garrison faggotry
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
Cocky poppy persian base
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
Zippy arousing fortuitous meteor love of her life
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
Beady-eyed boltzmann
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
Cocky poppy persian base
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
Light Gaping Associate
  12/15/25
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vermilion twisted piazza people who are hurt
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
bronze depressive rehab
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
Lavender rebellious garrison faggotry
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
Appetizing mint volcanic crater
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
Lavender rebellious garrison faggotry
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
Appetizing mint volcanic crater
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
bronze depressive rehab
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
Lavender rebellious garrison faggotry
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
bronze depressive rehab
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
Milky tank
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
bronze depressive rehab
  12/15/25
cambodia town
chestnut mad cow disease
  12/15/25
...
Avocado hospital
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
Lavender rebellious garrison faggotry
  12/15/25
...
Avocado hospital
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
swashbuckling shitlib
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
Supple sienna meetinghouse
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
Domesticated adventurous pozpig
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
bronze depressive rehab
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
Supple sienna meetinghouse
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
ultramarine alpha
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
bronze depressive rehab
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
ultramarine alpha
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
swashbuckling shitlib
  12/15/25
...
bronze depressive rehab
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
mauve bisexual den chad
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
insane stubborn dopamine
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
ocher passionate abode striped hyena
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
amethyst travel guidebook
  12/15/25
...
Racy Very Tactful Ticket Booth
  12/15/25
...
Pungent bawdyhouse electric furnace
  12/15/25
...
offensive hunting ground native
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
up-to-no-good friendly grandma location
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
amethyst travel guidebook
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
Iridescent violent university
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
amethyst travel guidebook
  12/15/25
...
ultramarine alpha
  12/15/25
yes, so
Iridescent violent university
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
Sticky Library
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
chestnut mad cow disease
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
Sticky Library
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Wonderful Lettuce
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
mauve bisexual den chad
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
chestnut mad cow disease
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Wonderful Lettuce
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
Pungent bawdyhouse electric furnace
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
Iridescent violent university
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
mauve bisexual den chad
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
lascivious copper messiness national security agency
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
Lavender rebellious garrison faggotry
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
Pungent bawdyhouse electric furnace
  12/15/25
...
ultramarine alpha
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
chestnut mad cow disease
  12/16/25
...
lascivious copper messiness national security agency
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
Cocky poppy persian base
  12/16/25
OKay
exciting stain step-uncle's house
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
Razzle-dazzle drab space
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
Jade stead black woman
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
Razzle-dazzle drab space
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
zombie-like crackhouse corn cake
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
amethyst travel guidebook
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
umber church
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
Lavender rebellious garrison faggotry
  12/17/25
tp
canary theater stage pervert
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Lavender rebellious garrison faggotry

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Cocky poppy persian base

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Zippy arousing fortuitous meteor love of her life

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Beady-eyed boltzmann

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Cocky poppy persian base

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Light Gaping Associate

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: vermilion twisted piazza people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: bronze depressive rehab

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Lavender rebellious garrison faggotry

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Appetizing mint volcanic crater

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Lavender rebellious garrison faggotry

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Appetizing mint volcanic crater

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: bronze depressive rehab

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Lavender rebellious garrison faggotry

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: bronze depressive rehab

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Milky tank

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: bronze depressive rehab

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: chestnut mad cow disease

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Avocado hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Lavender rebellious garrison faggotry

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Avocado hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling shitlib

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Supple sienna meetinghouse

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Domesticated adventurous pozpig

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: bronze depressive rehab

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Supple sienna meetinghouse

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: ultramarine alpha

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: bronze depressive rehab

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: ultramarine alpha

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling shitlib

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: bronze depressive rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: mauve bisexual den chad

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: insane stubborn dopamine

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: ocher passionate abode striped hyena

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: amethyst travel guidebook

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Racy Very Tactful Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pungent bawdyhouse electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: offensive hunting ground native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: up-to-no-good friendly grandma location

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: amethyst travel guidebook

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Iridescent violent university

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: amethyst travel guidebook

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: ultramarine alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Iridescent violent university

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Sticky Library

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: chestnut mad cow disease

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Sticky Library

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Wonderful Lettuce

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: mauve bisexual den chad

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: chestnut mad cow disease

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Wonderful Lettuce

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Pungent bawdyhouse electric furnace

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Iridescent violent university

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: mauve bisexual den chad

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: lascivious copper messiness national security agency

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Lavender rebellious garrison faggotry

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Pungent bawdyhouse electric furnace

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: ultramarine alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: chestnut mad cow disease

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: lascivious copper messiness national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Cocky poppy persian base

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: exciting stain step-uncle's house

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle drab space

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: Jade stead black woman

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle drab space

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: zombie-like crackhouse corn cake

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: amethyst travel guidebook

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: umber church

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Lavender rebellious garrison faggotry

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: canary theater stage pervert

tp

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