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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
heady den legend
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
cracking adulterous partner bawdyhouse
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
heady den legend
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
maize fear-inspiring plaza degenerate
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
heady den legend
  12/23/25
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lascivious senate
  12/23/25
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swollen theater stage
  12/24/25
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crystalline insecure business firm blood rage
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Multi-colored know-it-all filthpig brunch
  12/24/25
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trip sick potus
  12/24/25
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Disturbing excitant nowag
  12/24/25
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maize fear-inspiring plaza degenerate
  12/24/25
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garnet wild volcanic crater
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Hairless ape alpha
  12/24/25
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heady den legend
  12/24/25
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tan public bath
  12/24/25
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Tripping Dilemma
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Obsidian shivering electric furnace liquid oxygen
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
heady den legend
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
crystalline insecure business firm blood rage
  12/23/25
180
bistre school
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
Plum concupiscible persian trust fund
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
heady den legend
  12/23/25
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lilac boyish generalized bond
  12/24/25
...
Sable thriller psychic
  12/24/25
logical tbh
motley preventive strike step-uncle's house
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
heady den legend
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
Amethyst piazza foreskin
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
heady den legend
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
Amethyst piazza foreskin
  12/23/25
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Cerebral Bisexual Mother Macaca
  12/24/25
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Tripping Dilemma
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
deranged exhilarant area voyeur
  12/23/25
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Dull boiling water
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
heady den legend
  12/23/25
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Dull boiling water
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
Useless bateful address police squad
  12/24/25
...
Dull boiling water
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
Sickened son of senegal
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
Slippery Underhanded Institution Round Eye
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Self-absorbed heaven doctorate
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
heady den legend
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
Diverse Sinister State
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Self-absorbed heaven doctorate
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
heady den legend
  12/24/25
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Multi-colored know-it-all filthpig brunch
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
Diverse Sinister State
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
heady den legend
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
Diverse Sinister State
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Self-absorbed heaven doctorate
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
heady den legend
  12/25/25
...
Saffron kitty cat mental disorder
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
Multi-colored know-it-all filthpig brunch
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
tan public bath
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
appetizing abode toaster
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
glittery karate messiness
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
adventurous market sex offender
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
heady den legend
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
adventurous market sex offender
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
heady den legend
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
insanely creepy shitlib
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
heady den legend
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
Diverse Sinister State
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
Chartreuse pungent pisswyrm legal warrant
  12/24/25
tp
trip sick potus
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
Grizzly high-end private investor
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
heady den legend
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
Diverse Sinister State
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
heady den legend
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
Diverse Sinister State
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: heady den legend

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: cracking adulterous partner bawdyhouse

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: heady den legend

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: maize fear-inspiring plaza degenerate

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: heady den legend

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: lascivious senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: swollen theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: crystalline insecure business firm blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored know-it-all filthpig brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: trip sick potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Disturbing excitant nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: maize fear-inspiring plaza degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: garnet wild volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Hairless ape alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: heady den legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: tan public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Tripping Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Obsidian shivering electric furnace liquid oxygen

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: heady den legend

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: crystalline insecure business firm blood rage

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: bistre school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Plum concupiscible persian trust fund

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: heady den legend

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: lilac boyish generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Sable thriller psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: motley preventive strike step-uncle's house

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: heady den legend

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Amethyst piazza foreskin

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: heady den legend

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Amethyst piazza foreskin

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Cerebral Bisexual Mother Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Tripping Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: deranged exhilarant area voyeur

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Dull boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: heady den legend

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Dull boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: Useless bateful address police squad

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Dull boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Sickened son of senegal

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Slippery Underhanded Institution Round Eye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Self-absorbed heaven doctorate

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: heady den legend

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Diverse Sinister State

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Self-absorbed heaven doctorate

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: heady den legend

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored know-it-all filthpig brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Diverse Sinister State

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: heady den legend

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Diverse Sinister State

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Self-absorbed heaven doctorate

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: heady den legend

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Saffron kitty cat mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored know-it-all filthpig brunch

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: tan public bath

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: appetizing abode toaster

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: glittery karate messiness

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: adventurous market sex offender

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: heady den legend

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: adventurous market sex offender

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: heady den legend

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: insanely creepy shitlib

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: heady den legend

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Diverse Sinister State

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Chartreuse pungent pisswyrm legal warrant

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: trip sick potus

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Grizzly high-end private investor

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: heady den legend

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Diverse Sinister State

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: heady den legend

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Diverse Sinister State

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49539118)