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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
Mildly Autistic Reading Party House
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
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Poppy bat shit crazy pervert
  04/24/26
"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based ...
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  04/24/26
The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
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  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
Overrated Box Office Boiling Water
  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
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  04/24/26
Link?
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  04/24/26
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Mildly Autistic Reading Party House
  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
yellow whorehouse
  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
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  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
yellow whorehouse
  04/24/26
gen x is not old 😔
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  04/24/26
Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
aromatic party of the first part
  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
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The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
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Those people are OLD.
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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Reading Party House

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839401)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Arousing Jade Locus Lettuce

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Poppy bat shit crazy pervert



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: At-the-ready range mad-dog skullcap

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: bonkers talented spot mental disorder

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Overrated Box Office Boiling Water

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: bonkers talented spot mental disorder

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Overrated Box Office Boiling Water

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Reading Party House

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: yellow whorehouse

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Carnelian personal credit line pit

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: yellow whorehouse

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: laughsome alcoholic university boistinker

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: aromatic party of the first part

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: big cerise tanning salon pozpig

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: charismatic cowardly mad cow disease

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Bisexual Pea-brained Community Account



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Thriller autistic mexican



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Bisexual Pea-brained Community Account



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Carnelian personal credit line pit

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: At-the-ready range mad-dog skullcap

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839738)