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Friend tried the worst pick up line ever on waitress last night & it worked
| pearl cruise ship | 04/24/26 |
| rusted deranged rigor background story | 04/24/26 |
| Brass hyperactive hospital mother | 04/25/26 |
| adventurous flatulent place of business | 04/24/26 |
| Arousing Soggy Hall | 04/24/26 |
| pearl cruise ship | 04/24/26 |
| adventurous flatulent place of business | 04/24/26 |
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| rusted deranged rigor background story | 04/24/26 |
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| abnormal locale really tough guy | 04/24/26 |
| carnelian self-absorbed dilemma halford | 04/25/26 |
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| Scarlet Bipolar Mood | 04/24/26 |
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| pearl cruise ship | 04/25/26 |
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| Brass hyperactive hospital mother | 04/25/26 |
| pearl cruise ship | 04/25/26 |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: pearl cruise ship We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white though, there aren't even any asians around here. He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) and grabs her hand and looks it over and while holding it he looked into her eyes and says "I would break my sacred vows for you" she got flustered and left and we laughed at him. Later she gives him a receipt with her phone number on it. She gave us a free bottle of merlot too.
If I grabbed a chicks hand I would for sure get slapped & have. He's 6'4 and when we go places he "sits tall" with a tall posture. |
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: rusted deranged rigor background story My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fucked him I screamed, “There are no sacred gardening vows!”
She felt real embarrassed. |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Brass hyperactive hospital mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841492) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: adventurous flatulent place of business buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i guess. and happy you guys got some free wine. fortune favors the bold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839870) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: Arousing Soggy Hall I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lusting after some girl, but he just looked at me with disgust and walked off.
our other friend had to tell me, "a notary would never break his vow, you fucking tard." |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: pearl cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839875) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: adventurous flatulent place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839977) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:55 AM Author: walnut patrolman fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841494) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: low-t puce turdskin dog poop I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five. . . ". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839884) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: rusted deranged rigor background story That’s brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839889) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Curious site be serious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839890) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: pearl cruise ship Just sent him a screenshot of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839897) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:12 AM Author: low-t puce turdskin dog poop When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and wiggle all five of your fingers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841301) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: walnut patrolman fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841493) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: trip library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839982) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: abnormal locale really tough guy Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839927) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:35 AM Author: carnelian self-absorbed dilemma halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841308) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: Big-titted yellow feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841957) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Scarlet Bipolar Mood He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839929) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: Spectacular cordovan gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49840000) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:06 AM Author: Jet-lagged hissy fit heaven Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot” with their Japanese food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841317) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:17 AM Author: pearl cruise ship We had flank steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841327) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Brass hyperactive hospital mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841490) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: adventurous flatulent place of business absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chablis, albarino, riesling, or perhaps a light pinot noir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841665) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Brass hyperactive hospital mother how was the merlot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841491) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: pearl cruise ship Dry and unremarkable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841560) |