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DOJ files masterful brief in the WH ballroom case
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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:24 PM Author: opaque university https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-a6d1-08576890ad57.pdf?itid=lk_inline_manual_2
Surprised at the stellar writing here. The prose practically sings. Didn’t expect that given that Trump has hired a bunch of hacks. Credit where it’s due. |
Date: April 28th, 2026 10:25 PM Author: Rambunctious alcoholic azn mexican institutional collapse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850104) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:28 PM Author: navy big rehab becky Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballrooms or "Israel" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850111) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:59 AM Author: opaque university (totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care about desert people, why is everyone talking about jews and jewish power")
it's 180 how fast things are changing for you people. just a year ago, your above poast wouldn't have given away that you're an undercover jew. but now it's clear in two seconds. keep it up tho, it's hilarious. |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:47 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface This can't be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850134) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:49 PM Author: excitant nofapping state queen of the night Trump wrote that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850139) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:17 AM Author: Medicated Saffron Potus Knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850563) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:58 PM Author: ferengi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852726) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:17 AM Author: irate supple foreskin hospital Seems so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853207) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:42 AM Author: Manually Patching Allaire (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853516) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:55 PM Author: Federal Angry Love Of Her Life Dictated but not read. DJT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871175) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:11 PM Author: Fragrant Nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871216) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:50 PM Author: Massive ruddy french chef it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. it's fucking double spaced like a college kid trying to make his term paper 5 full pages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850144) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:58 PM Author: pungent passionate senate a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for trump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850154) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:15 PM Author: Fragrant Nowag Do you know lots of retarded lawyers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871235) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 11:14 PM Author: Motley Painfully Honest Range is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850178) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:10 AM Author: ferengi What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850586) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:24 AM Author: Medicated Saffron Potus Knife Only the BEST! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850592) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:23 AM Author: irate supple foreskin hospital You just noticed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853211) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:47 PM Author: ferengi Nah, but it gets more striking every day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49854800) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:42 AM Author: brass masturbator The ballroom has electrolytes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850603) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:05 AM Author: Medicated Saffron Potus Knife Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871593) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:00 AM Author: opaque university the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a trump truth social poast. this thing is 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850613) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM Author: ferengi And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852736) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM Author: chestnut bat-shit-crazy dysfunction where are the handclap emojis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852735) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:04 PM Author: Cracking ungodly candlestick maker travel guidebook All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Leon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852744) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:44 PM Author: brass masturbator This is truly, truly bonkers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852899) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:07 PM Author: Walnut balding blood rage Alpha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:04 AM Author: sadistic immigrant stock car Is this real? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853187) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:19 AM Author: irate supple foreskin hospital No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853208) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:37 AM Author: queensbridge benzo suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican chorus a "gay bipartisan chorus" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853234) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:43 AM Author: irate supple foreskin hospital U drunk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853250) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:02 AM Author: queensbridge benzo no drunker than hegseth probably is rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853271) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:28 AM Author: Medicated Saffron Potus Knife JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling about like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853502) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:44 AM Author: Manually Patching Allaire (No Future) Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853519) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:34 AM Author: Manually Patching Allaire (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853641) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:37 PM Author: brass masturbator I still can’t believe this is real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49854776) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:41 AM Author: opaque university “The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:43 AM Author: opaque university "The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction is intolerable and unsustainable as a matter of equity and Law."
Why is "law" capitalized but equity is not? it must be because the brief has been filed in a Court of Law |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:56 AM Author: brass masturbator Majestic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49859259) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM Author: irate supple foreskin hospital “ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it” *rubs hands and cackles* |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM Author: ferengi Honestly that was my first thought (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864723) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM Author: ferengi This is still so funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864720) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: opaque university i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty sign their name to this? lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864730) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:17 PM Author: brass masturbator Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and stupid lawyers doing work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864748) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:49 PM Author: Rambunctious alcoholic azn mexican The judiciary is seeing it everywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49865005) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:18 PM Author: brass masturbator I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my office to remind myself exactly how dumb this era was. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864751) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:32 PM Author: ferengi Lmfao do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864779) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:50 PM Author: Rambunctious alcoholic azn mexican What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No self respecting lawyer ever reported to Pam Bondi and none will report to Blanche. Sessions was ex-AUSA who kept it professional, and Barr was an evil genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49865008) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:14 PM Author: ferengi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49870391) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: ferengi “The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig. The lower section of the building does not work without the upper section and, likewise, the upper section of the building does not work without the lower. It is all one highly integrated unit! As an example, one venting system, one electrical system, one plumbing system, one security system, one air conditioning and heating system, one elevator connector and, very importantly, one structural steel and enforced concrete system — and more. Even the bullet proof windows and glass, and the heavy steel, drone proof roof, protect what is below. With such a facility, it would have been impossible for an attack like that which took place last Saturday evening in D.C. when an attempted assassin, armed with a shotgun, pistol, and knives, charged through a security checkpoint at the Washington Hilton in an attempt to assassinate President Donald J. Trump, First Lady Melania Trump, and members of the President’s Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49870387) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:41 PM Author: Walnut balding blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49870939) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:14 PM Author: Fragrant Nowag Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871228) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:44 PM Author: brass masturbator ^^the author (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871418) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:18 AM Author: Fragrant Nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871456) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:58 PM Author: Rambunctious alcoholic azn mexican I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried the Government has some devious plot afoot and I'm like "bitch this is what the lawyers at DOJ are putting out, I think I got this." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871428) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 AM Author: Comical Dopamine It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might as well make it a Trump tweet. You can show the president the brief and he’ll finally feel like his lawyers are listening to him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871448) |
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Date: October 1st, 2026 2:22 AM Author: ferengi just thought about this and had to read it again, so good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#50163705) |
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Date: October 1st, 2026 3:26 AM Author: Cerebral hominid stag film Butbutbut Kamala is veddy low IQ! Right birdshits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#50163728) |