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FYI spaceporn is probably who is responsible for the board slowdown

the slowdown started when he came out of his recent dormant ...
Rebellious degenerate
  05/13/26
Sounds like a federal crime imo
gay painfully honest pistol institution
  05/13/26
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Iridescent racy party of the first part rehab
  05/13/26
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Tan corner
  05/13/26
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Bipolar Locale Clown
  05/13/26
SPACEPORN CAN FLY
cream duck-like pit black woman
  05/13/26
And become invisible at will.
Stimulating faggot firefighter dog poop
  05/13/26
INVISIBLE SPACEPORN IS TAPPING AT MY UPSTARIRS BEDROOM WINDO...
cream duck-like pit black woman
  05/14/26
SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE
buff impressive parlor
  05/13/26
just a few months ago he was BRAGGING that he had finally fi...
Clear gaping international law enforcement agency
  05/13/26
wouldn't it be easier for everybody including him if he just...
Haunting step-uncle's house pervert
  05/13/26
Weird way to refer to the back door of a grimy bulgogi shop/...
Tan corner
  05/13/26
it's the Korean version of a "learing center"
Haunting step-uncle's house pervert
  05/13/26
He's not playing with a full deck, but he's even worse than ...
Iridescent racy party of the first part rehab
  05/13/26
how is he expected to have a full deck when the guy ahead of...
Clear gaping international law enforcement agency
  05/13/26
...
fuchsia trailer park lettuce
  05/13/26
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Iridescent racy party of the first part rehab
  05/13/26
I think it's more likely to be the same issue that caused th...
Odious Coral Space
  05/13/26
great time for lawtism
Iridescent racy party of the first part rehab
  05/13/26
Big if true
garnet aphrodisiac mental disorder
  05/13/26
i think the DDOS is just initiating garbage searches. the bo...
cobalt irradiated cumskin parlour
  05/13/26
That was my thought too. Just scraping thread by thread woul...
garnet aphrodisiac mental disorder
  05/13/26
eh, it could. it depends on how the db queries are structure...
Iridescent racy party of the first part rehab
  05/13/26
traveling back in time to tell 19 y/o boondocks to setup bet...
Odious Coral Space
  05/13/26
I just mean I agree that it's probably searches because if s...
garnet aphrodisiac mental disorder
  05/13/26
I've scraped the Entire Site and have close to 50 million po...
Iridescent racy party of the first part rehab
  05/13/26
Oh wow, yeah I didn't even have a few MS delay but I guess t...
garnet aphrodisiac mental disorder
  05/13/26
can you assfuckers just stop doing this shit? Like what the ...
Domesticated heaven
  05/13/26
cq i am almost ready to rescind my mocking, defaming, and...
Rebellious degenerate
  05/13/26
Scraping != archiving. I scraped to search but didn't save a...
garnet aphrodisiac mental disorder
  05/13/26
Fwiw I didn't archive the poasts or use them to collect data...
garnet aphrodisiac mental disorder
  05/13/26
The point is BECAUSE I CAN AND I WANT TO, SO FUCK YOU You...
frisky fishy cuckoldry
  05/13/26
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Iridescent racy party of the first part rehab
  05/13/26
many dick in asshole gay men are saying this
Domesticated heaven
  05/14/26
i'd also note that the timeout problem disappears when the l...
cobalt irradiated cumskin parlour
  05/14/26
Yes it’s Spacepor uh huh And all your financial pro...
180 mad cow disease
  05/13/26
is this "Navdeep" in the room with you right now?
Haunting step-uncle's house pervert
  05/13/26
hey chris, big dog, can you do us all a "solid" an...
Rebellious degenerate
  05/13/26
Much like the magic jews I have my own inscrutable ways. In ...
Stimulating faggot firefighter dog poop
  05/13/26
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Floppy nursing home karate
  05/13/26
hes such a badass
Burgundy Trip Liquid Oxygen Forum
  05/14/26


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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Rebellious degenerate

the slowdown started when he came out of his recent dormant cycle. same slowdown was happening last year when he was active on the board, before he went dormant

he probably looked up some way to soft DDOS this site and had something vibe coded to do it with

not sure if maximally humiliating him or ignoring him is the better way to get rid of him this time. just putting this out there as an FYI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883445)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: gay painfully honest pistol institution

Sounds like a federal crime imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883458)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Iridescent racy party of the first part rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883619)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Tan corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883641)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: Bipolar Locale Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883976)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: cream duck-like pit black woman

SPACEPORN CAN FLY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883459)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: Stimulating faggot firefighter dog poop

And become invisible at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883937)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: cream duck-like pit black woman

INVISIBLE SPACEPORN IS TAPPING AT MY UPSTARIRS BEDROOM WINDOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49885138)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: buff impressive parlor

SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883468)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Clear gaping international law enforcement agency

just a few months ago he was BRAGGING that he had finally figured out how to “save” a website for evidentiary purposes. i would guess that even script kiddy ddos attacks are beyond his ken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883477)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Haunting step-uncle's house pervert

wouldn't it be easier for everybody including him if he just stopped diddling that poor young azn boy he purchased at that "adoption agency"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883479)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Tan corner

Weird way to refer to the back door of a grimy bulgogi shop/human trafficking front in Busan, “adoption agency,” but w/e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883644)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Haunting step-uncle's house pervert

it's the Korean version of a "learing center"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883673)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Iridescent racy party of the first part rehab

He's not playing with a full deck, but he's even worse than boomers when it comes to tech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883645)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Clear gaping international law enforcement agency

how is he expected to have a full deck when the guy ahead of him hit on a soft 17?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883739)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: fuchsia trailer park lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883777)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Iridescent racy party of the first part rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883908)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Odious Coral Space

I think it's more likely to be the same issue that caused the Great Cutoffs, except this time around rach doesn't care enough to patch things up. The last one was in 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883742)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Iridescent racy party of the first part rehab

great time for lawtism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883917)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: garnet aphrodisiac mental disorder

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883902)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: cobalt irradiated cumskin parlour

i think the DDOS is just initiating garbage searches. the boart locks on that query for some reason, and for about the same length of time these "slowdowns" each seem to happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883914)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: garnet aphrodisiac mental disorder

That was my thought too. Just scraping thread by thread wouldn't cause any issues I don't think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883918)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Iridescent racy party of the first part rehab

eh, it could. it depends on how the db queries are structured & whether the tables are indexed. My guess is that it's poor queries + zero indexing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883920)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: Odious Coral Space

traveling back in time to tell 19 y/o boondocks to setup better indexes tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883924)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: garnet aphrodisiac mental disorder

I just mean I agree that it's probably searches because if someone were running a script to scrape all the threads individually I think the hamster could handle that. Just checked and I don't have any time delays in the scripts that I've used. I've never scraped the WHOLE site though, only a couple weeks or months at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883925)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Iridescent racy party of the first part rehab

I've scraped the Entire Site and have close to 50 million poasts archived, but I did it over the course of like 10 years. My scripts run daily and are rate limited so that there are no more than 10 requests/minute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883950)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: garnet aphrodisiac mental disorder

Oh wow, yeah I didn't even have a few MS delay but I guess the parsing I was doing could've spaced out the requests a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883954)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Domesticated heaven

can you assfuckers just stop doing this shit? Like what the fuck is the point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49884010)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Rebellious degenerate

cq

i am almost ready to rescind my mocking, defaming, and threatening of spaceporn in the op, given this revelation that there are apparently *multiple* deranged individuals who are scraping and archiving this board

who knows how many other people are doing the same thing but who just aren't admitting to it. maybe spaceporn is included, maybe not. but obviously these people need to stop. fuck you guys, jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49884015)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: garnet aphrodisiac mental disorder

Scraping != archiving. I scraped to search but didn't save anything. See below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49884024)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: garnet aphrodisiac mental disorder

Fwiw I didn't archive the poasts or use them to collect data on anyone except when I made a heatmap of a week of arkan's poasts because I was genuinely curious if he ever slept. The other times were to search recent poasts for mentions of certain things related only to me, not other poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49884018)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: frisky fishy cuckoldry

The point is BECAUSE I CAN AND I WANT TO, SO FUCK YOU

You know, the spirit of the day for modern humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49884028)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Iridescent racy party of the first part rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49884395)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Domesticated heaven

many dick in asshole gay men are saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49885077)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: cobalt irradiated cumskin parlour

i'd also note that the timeout problem disappears when the login bug happens - which also suggests search bombing, or some other exploit that requires a poaster to be logged in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49884909)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: 180 mad cow disease

Yes it’s Spacepor uh huh

And all your financial problems are caused by magical Jews.

Does that help, Navdeep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883932)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: Haunting step-uncle's house pervert

is this "Navdeep" in the room with you right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883945)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Rebellious degenerate

hey chris, big dog, can you do us all a "solid" and stop fucking with the board please?

how are we going to be able to give you the attention you crave if we can't even load the xo webpage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883951)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: Stimulating faggot firefighter dog poop

Much like the magic jews I have my own inscrutable ways. In fact, we operate in tandem from a colony on Jupiter’s South Pole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49884272)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Floppy nursing home karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49884312)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Burgundy Trip Liquid Oxygen Forum

hes such a badass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49885132)