Hypo: You must give up all entertainment media from before 2016 or after 2015
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Date: June 8th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: outnumbered hell striped hyena
You must choose one of the following. Which do you choose?
1. For the rest of your life, you cannot watch, play, listen to, etc. any Entertainment Media that was first published/released on or after January 1, 2016.
2. For the rest of your life, you cannot watch, play, listen to, etc. any Entertainment Media that was first published/released before January 1, 2016.
Entertainment Media means all books, short stories, movies, tv shows, sports broadcasts, video games, and music. It also means podcasts, radio programs, magazines, newspapers, and similar items when the primary intended use is entertainment--e.g., checking the weather would be OK; a sports column would not be OK.
You cannot watch (etc.) any re-releases, re-cuts, director's cuts, covers, etc. from outside your allowed time period, unless the new version is wholly distinct and different from the original.
For whichever restriction you choose, forbidden media will appear blank/null/nonexistant to you. E.g., if you choose 1, and and walk into a movie theater showing a movie released in 2026, you would see a blank screen.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872185&forum_id=2#49922489) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: outnumbered hell striped hyena
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It would be too bad missing out on sports broadcasts and new movies and games with my kids.
Despite that, I'm picking 1 because there are more pre-2016 classics than any of us could consume and appreciate in any one lifetime. And, by and large, the pre-2016 media is better than the post-2016 media. So, I'd rather spend my life enjoying that.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872185&forum_id=2#49922569) |
Date: June 8th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: zippy orchestra pit
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872185&forum_id=2#49922511) |
Date: June 8th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Gay Round Eye Dilemma
2, I don't revisit old shit that often. Would probably suck in retirement but hopefully by that time we'll all be wall-E slugs hooked up to neuralink drooling on ourselves.
edit: just realized it includes music. I think I'm forced to pick 1 in that case since it means I'm basically never allowed to listen to music again. I can barely name anything that's come out since 2016
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872185&forum_id=2#49922568) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 2:39 PM Author: outnumbered hell striped hyena
The use of "sports broadcasts" in the list of prohibited Entertrainment Media in the OP was intentional. You can attend and enjoy live sporting events in person.
The stadium would appear full.
You would see the video board, except when they play movie clips or broadcasts from other games outside your allowed time period (e.g., you're at a Yankees game during the NBA finals, and they switch to a clip from the Knicks game--that would be blank for you).
You would not hear walk up songs or music between quarters, etc., from outside your allowed time period.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872185&forum_id=2#49922970) |
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