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Giant river otters seem like a total nuisance. They do nothing helpful

there's no species of fish that benefits from giant river ot...
rusted pocket flask
  09/27/26
false
Ultramarine Federal Corn Cake Heaven
  09/27/26
I’ve never seen one of these river otters. Do they exi...
mildly autistic home
  09/27/26
Get the fuck out of my threads, bitchtits
rusted pocket flask
  09/27/26
Tell that to their faces
Heady Nowag
  09/27/26
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contagious pontificating ladyboy cruise ship
  09/27/26
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umber set gaming laptop
  09/27/26
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burgundy curious community account resort
  10/02/26
They're extremely aggressive, and according to Wikipedia can...
Canary Address Ape
  09/27/26
Like walruses, they do nothing for the environment. If they ...
rusted pocket flask
  09/27/26
RSF once called me a walrus
mildly autistic home
  09/27/26
Why are stalking me in all my threads? Do you love me?
rusted pocket flask
  09/27/26
I love everyone and I am desperate for a friend, friend. I...
mildly autistic home
  09/27/26
You sound like a creep. Never reply to me again
rusted pocket flask
  09/27/26
I wanted to sail upon your waters since I was 3 feet tall. Y...
mildly autistic home
  09/27/26
Wow you really are addicted to me, faggot. I guess you'll be...
rusted pocket flask
  09/27/26
https://i.imgur.com/kySK1xS.jpeg
rusted pocket flask
  09/27/26
I brought my kids to the zoo today. The river otters were sw...
impressive church jew
  09/27/26
What about the fat, cantankerous, plodding law beavers? Did ...
mildly autistic home
  09/27/26
Reading comp fail
rusted pocket flask
  09/27/26
https://www.jstor.org/stable/176846
Exhilarant citrine public bath therapy
  09/27/26
This is why I'm an antisemite
Translucent wrinkle
  09/27/26
Hey fuck you, man. Giant river otters are aquatic golden ret...
ponyboy curtis
  09/27/26
Field research in the past five years is suggesting that riv...
harsh locus boltzmann
  10/02/26
One of them set up a den in my neighbors crawl space. Remedi...
burgundy curious community account resort
  10/02/26


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Date: September 27th, 2026 12:25 AM
Author: rusted pocket flask

there's no species of fish that benefits from giant river otters. They don't do any pest control or affect the ecosystem in any meaningful way. No animal relies on them as prey and they aren't pleasant to keep in captivity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50156695)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: Ultramarine Federal Corn Cake Heaven

false

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50156729)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: mildly autistic home

I’ve never seen one of these river otters. Do they exist? Do they swim down in the creeks and lowland watercourses of the Rocky Mountains?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50156730)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: rusted pocket flask

Get the fuck out of my threads, bitchtits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157036)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: Heady Nowag

Tell that to their faces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50156902)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: contagious pontificating ladyboy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157048)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: umber set gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157300)



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Date: October 2nd, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: burgundy curious community account resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50166973)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: Canary Address Ape

They're extremely aggressive, and according to Wikipedia can be up to 5'11".

Which makes me think that OP just got styled on by a taller otter at the gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157046)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: rusted pocket flask

Like walruses, they do nothing for the environment. If they vanished tomorrow the ecology of their habitat would be unaffected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157049)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: mildly autistic home

RSF once called me a walrus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157056)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: rusted pocket flask

Why are stalking me in all my threads? Do you love me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157058)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: mildly autistic home

I love everyone and I am desperate for a friend, friend.

I was abandoned as a child. And abused. And well, I'm only now just coming to terms with all of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157116)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: rusted pocket flask

You sound like a creep. Never reply to me again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157250)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: mildly autistic home

I wanted to sail upon your waters since I was 3 feet tall. You've seen it all. You've seen it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157253)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: rusted pocket flask

Wow you really are addicted to me, faggot. I guess you'll be following me around forever now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157255)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: rusted pocket flask

https://i.imgur.com/kySK1xS.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157258)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: impressive church jew

I brought my kids to the zoo today. The river otters were swimming around all over the place and right up to the glass in their enclosure. They were one of my kids' favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157198)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:31 PM
Author: mildly autistic home

What about the fat, cantankerous, plodding law beavers? Did your children exhibit any empathy for them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157223)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: rusted pocket flask

Reading comp fail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157251)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant citrine public bath therapy

https://www.jstor.org/stable/176846

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157264)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: Translucent wrinkle

This is why I'm an antisemite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157266)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis (If I May, tp)

Hey fuck you, man. Giant river otters are aquatic golden retriever extrovert chads, and they’re incredibly 180. They’re not for you, bro. Maybe stick to the desert tortoise and the kiwi bird. They seem more your speed:

The Kiwi bird is a zoomorphized poaster. They’re nebbish, raf-faced skinnyfats balancing on toothpick legs. Like NSAM, they’re nocturnal, highly sensitive, and completely terrified of interaction. If a kiwi senses anything—or anyone—approaching, its default response is to panic, clumsily trip over its own oversized feet, and bolt into the dense underbrush to hide. Uncanny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157379)



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Date: October 2nd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: harsh locus boltzmann

Field research in the past five years is suggesting that river otters are capable of building underwater structures to a degree and an extent not previously appreciated. Some of the findings have been startling—radiographic imaging indicating underground superstructures connected into riverine beds. Difficult to trace signal emissions too which scientists haven’t been able to make heads or tails of. There is a well-funded NAS / DoD expedition into South America launching later this month that is intended to explore some of the most promising structures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50166871)



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Date: October 2nd, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: burgundy curious community account resort

One of them set up a den in my neighbors crawl space. Remediation company said it was the smelliest most disgusting thing they've ever had to work on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50166974)