Date: October 1st, 2026 5:46 PM Author: khaki school cafeteria
Prompt: Find the we didn’t start the fire post on xoxohth (freddie gray, uva, what else do I have to say) and copy its contents here
Response: The AutoAdmit (xoxohth) thread is titled “Freddie Gray, UVA, what else do I have to say” (thread 2868069, posted around April–May 2015). It is a “We Didn’t Start the Fire” parody. The original post was later removed by a moderator; this is the version that was reposted in the thread:
Mattress Girl, UVA, Rolling Stone, Mike Sam’s Gay
Jena Six, Duke Lacrosse, Jameis Winston’s ho
Trayvon Martin, Zimmerman, Eric Garner, Ferguson
Bradley Manning, Chelsea Manning, GMO’s must go
Sandra Fluke, slut walks, Larry Summers, girls with cocks
Fracking, Occupy, Tookie Williams shouldn’t die
Pussy Riot, Ray Rice, Getting fat is not a vice
Macklemore, Wendy Davis, Citizen’s United
We couldn’t stop the shitlibs
They are always yearning
For a world that’s burning
We couldn’t stop the shitlibs
Now we have to fight them
Cuz we can’t silence them
Lena Dunham, Ezra Klein, Upworthy, Assad’s fine
Brokeback Mountain, Hashtags, “Legitimate Rape.”
Benham brothers, Black brunch, GamerGate, Credit crunch
Sa-Lon-Dot-Com, Proposition 8
Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins’
Donald Sterling, Carbon tax, Abolish every all-male frat,
Gitmo, Istanbul, Hands Up, Don’t Shoot
Safe space, Affleck’s Face, “American Sniper”
We couldn’t stop the shitlibs
They are always yearning
For a world that’s burning
We couldn’t stop the shitlibs
Now we have to fight them
Cuz we can’t silence them
Brendan Eich can go to Hell, Roger Goodell’s NFL
Tesla, Pajama Boy, ‘I Need Feminism…’ Signs
Strap-Ons, Hybrid Cars, Berkeley race wars
Mugging victims shouldn’t fight, ‘Let’s hope the Boston Bomber’s white’
Hobby Lobby, “Milk,” “Her”, Fake receipts from Dayna
Boycotting Ender, Facebook’s fifty genders
UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality
Chubby chasers, Rob Lowe, Hating Charlie Hebdo
We couldn’t stop the shitlibs
They are always yearning
For a world that’s burning
We couldn’t stop the shitlibs
Now we have to fight them
Cuz we can’t silence them
Koch brothers, Adelson, Drones bombing Pakistan
#YesAllWomen, Scott Walker’s Act Ten
“Dear White People”, Tasers are too lethal
Transracial otherkin, Tim Tebow shouldn’t win
RuPaul, Keystone X, 6-year-olds can change their sex
Chik-fil-a, not okay, what else do I have to say
We couldn’t stop the shitlibs
They are always yearning
For a world that’s burning
We couldn’t stop the shitlibs
Now we have to fight them
Cuz we can’t silence them
Wise Latinas, Vaccines, Paul Lepage’s Vaseline
Rim jobs, Laverne Cox, Bridgegate, Murdoch
Kick Jews out of Palestine, Obama gets a Peace Prize
Nuke concessions to Iran, London is Afghanistan
Fetuses are not alive, College rape is one in five
Student debt, control rents, cis, trans, The One Percent
Homophobes can’t own a store, B’More’s under martial law
Never-ending trigger warns, I can’t take it anymore