Date: October 2nd, 2026 8:32 PM Author: Arousing Fighting Hairy Legs Selfie
Are there actually lawyers who think it's a "short and plain statement of the claim" to say "That at all relevant times, while Plaintiff was attending and lawfully located on CORNELL’s campus, of which CORNELL had and has complete control, she was sexually assaulted and raped by fellow Cornell University students at the fraternity house known as Chi Phi Fraternity located at 107 Edgemoor Ln, Ithaca, New York 14850"? Is there a lawyer who actually thinks this is a coherent allegation as written?