Jurisprudence tp: quiet, unassuming, handsome 5'10" guy I used to work with, dark hair
Nippon Professional Baseball: my best friend when I lived in China who loved Asian Pussy more than anything else in the world
The Penis: tall, thin, emotionless, expression on his face never changes
Consuela: apparently he's an overweight alcoholic but I've always pictured him as short and scrawny
MASE: that Wachtell guy who got fired for making out with his 4/10 subordinate in public
gibberish: this skinny guy I went to high school with who had zero inhibitions and was always doing crazy shit
MPA: I've seen his picture but before I knew what he looks like I pictured him as a 5'10" stocky white guy with the most generic features possible
gunnerattt: 6 foot something lanky guy with glasses that don't fit his face, gregarious and always smiling
Charles XII: lmao
ruinous phenotype: Mormon guy I was friends with in China who was a chad with a football player physique and extremely autistic with women
Drakemallard: a friend I had in the military who was 6 foot something, somewhat overweight, was really loud when drunk and was always getting into almost-fights that we'd have to de-escalate
scholarship: short guy that I went to high school with who was freakishly athletically gifted
Everyone is White unless stated otherwise btw. I'll come back to this thread and add more people as I think of them
Date: November 3rd, 2026 9:25 AM Author: Adult Friendship Finder
Apparently you can't edit posts now so here's some more:
Hatp: short guy I went to high school with who was always really outspoken but who never knew what he was talking about so it was always awkward being around him
FLW: Kenny Powers
Lex: college friend who always dressed up and wore suits around campus on a day to day regular basis and intentionally spoke in enunciated academic language in regular conversation
Date: November 3rd, 2026 9:28 AM Author: Adult Friendship Finder
I picture you as a high school friend I used to play video games with. Average height, somewhat overweight, bowl cut, extremely sarcastic all the time and basically incapable of talking in a normal non-sarcastic way
Date: November 3rd, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Adult Friendship Finder
You're my short friend in the military who was always in great shape but struggled with women because he took himself too seriously and they could tell (rather than due to his shortness)