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Just farted, office smells like an asshole.

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. ...
Dashing School Mexican
  04/09/04
this had your markings written all over it
Soul-stirring brunch
  04/09/04
now so do his tighty-whiteys
Frum public bath gay wizard
  12/02/05
have you pooped yet today?
Khaki Orchestra Pit Becky
  04/09/04
I don't know how he waits so long.
Mewling motley boiling water
  04/09/04
I never have to go until about 11.
Dashing School Mexican
  04/09/04
I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and c...
Mewling motley boiling water
  04/09/04
It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bi...
Dashing School Mexican
  04/09/04
i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're ext...
Flushed supple circlehead really tough guy
  04/09/04
I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling i...
Dashing School Mexican
  04/09/04
true. especially when you know you can't do anything about i...
Flushed supple circlehead really tough guy
  04/09/04
Have you ever crapped your pants?
Mewling motley boiling water
  04/09/04
Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung o...
Dashing School Mexican
  04/09/04
That's lucky. My last one happened at work.
Mewling motley boiling water
  04/09/04
Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take t...
Dashing School Mexican
  04/09/04
Awful. The worst ever. I was sitting at my desk and fe...
Mewling motley boiling water
  04/09/04
I'm crying! Best story ever!
Dashing School Mexican
  04/09/04
You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. ...
Mewling motley boiling water
  04/09/04
Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold...
Dashing School Mexican
  04/09/04
It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your...
Mewling motley boiling water
  04/09/04
I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn p...
Aqua lascivious cuck knife
  04/09/04
185.
Aqua lascivious cuck knife
  04/09/04
absolutely exquisite.
doobsian french chef ticket booth
  04/09/04
Why II? You can't get banned here can you?
Mewling motley boiling water
  04/09/04
so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your offi...
effete tan temple boltzmann
  04/09/04
I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. ...
Mewling motley boiling water
  04/09/04
I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs ver...
effete tan temple boltzmann
  04/09/04
I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.
Mewling motley boiling water
  04/09/04
A+
Dashing School Mexican
  04/09/04
Weekends were fun.
Mewling motley boiling water
  02/23/05
Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?
Garnet sickened principal's office pozpig
  02/23/05
No. I couldn't care less about feet.
Mewling motley boiling water
  02/23/05
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked t...
Aphrodisiac business firm
  06/21/05
excellent writing.
Mahogany provocative main people
  04/25/04
excellent cunnilingus.
Mahogany provocative main people
  04/25/04
I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate o...
Mewling motley boiling water
  04/09/04
i never understood that part of the morning after
gold step-uncle's house
  04/09/04
When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have ...
Mewling motley boiling water
  04/09/04
Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think ab...
Dashing School Mexican
  04/09/04
yep, exactly.
Flushed supple circlehead really tough guy
  04/09/04
but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.
Flushed supple circlehead really tough guy
  04/09/04
Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and d...
Mewling motley boiling water
  04/09/04
No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past ...
Dashing School Mexican
  04/09/04
yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my m...
Khaki Orchestra Pit Becky
  04/09/04
The two aren't necessarily related.
Mewling motley boiling water
  04/09/04
my mom and I are related.
Khaki Orchestra Pit Becky
  04/09/04
underappreciated
Adventurous Cream Dysfunction
  12/02/05
Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can ki...
Mewling motley boiling water
  04/09/04
You have a way with words.
Dashing School Mexican
  04/09/04
yes, definitely.
Flushed supple circlehead really tough guy
  04/09/04
...
doobsian french chef ticket booth
  09/07/05
i think about this post on a regular basis. pretty much e...
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  03/07/07
pfft
Curious set
  12/29/06
bumped too soon
Insecure University Psychic
  12/29/06
Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my y...
Mewling motley boiling water
  04/09/04
...
Mewling motley boiling water
  05/09/04
bump
stirring sick generalized bond
  04/25/04
I loved this thread. Hi Euphronius!
Mewling motley boiling water
  06/07/04
this is truly hilarious
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  06/07/04
for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been r...
Floppy self-centered useless brakes
  06/07/04
i just laughed in class way to go, blue filtering &quo...
Bossy Ivory Space Friendly Grandma
  11/11/04
This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Garnet sickened principal's office pozpig
  02/23/05
tubgirl is outrageous.
Mewling motley boiling water
  02/23/05
http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754 ...
Garnet sickened principal's office pozpig
  02/23/05
i'm afraid to.
effete tan temple boltzmann
  02/23/05
It'll bring back memories.
Garnet sickened principal's office pozpig
  02/23/05
Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.
effete tan temple boltzmann
  02/23/05
Bump
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  05/26/05
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  07/30/07
In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.
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  06/03/05
That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't b...
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  06/03/05
bump
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  06/19/05
bumping funny blue threads hth
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  06/29/05
Nice. I miss him a hole lot.
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  06/29/05
bump
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  10/20/05
babump
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  12/08/05
I just spread the love myself
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  12/21/05
...
Insecure University Psychic
  01/06/06
Coffee is a diharettic.
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  01/06/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&for...
doobsian french chef ticket booth
  02/08/06
just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread
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  05/11/06
Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.
Trip Wine Station
  06/02/06
I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.
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  06/02/06
Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.
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  06/18/06
bump
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  09/16/06
rebump
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  01/15/07
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  10/08/06
titcb
doobsian french chef ticket booth
  10/08/06
Sweet. I remember this gem.
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  10/08/06
This is my present situation.
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  11/09/06
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Insecure University Psychic
  12/24/06
Nice. This one never gets old. Whatever happened to blue...
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  12/24/06
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Laughsome Office Mother
  01/15/07
HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good jo...
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  01/15/07
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Insecure University Psychic
  04/10/07
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  07/07/07
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  02/12/08
1st grade humor.
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  02/12/08
titcr.
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  04/22/08
I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:37 AM
Author: Dashing School Mexican

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. I can't stop sniffing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136241)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: Soul-stirring brunch

this had your markings written all over it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136248)



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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: Frum public bath gay wizard

now so do his tighty-whiteys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439267)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: Khaki Orchestra Pit Becky

have you pooped yet today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136249)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: Mewling motley boiling water

I don't know how he waits so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136253)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: Dashing School Mexican

I never have to go until about 11.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136260)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Mewling motley boiling water

I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and could enjoy it more, like waiting right up to the point that you know it's going to feel best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136275)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: Dashing School Mexican

It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bit too early and I'm on the metro or something. I start sweating, get dizzy... it's not fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136283)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:43 AM
Author: Flushed supple circlehead really tough guy

i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're extracting so much energy to hold it in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136298)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:44 AM
Author: Dashing School Mexican

I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136309)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Flushed supple circlehead really tough guy

true. especially when you know you can't do anything about it. you just gotta hold it in and pray. it's been awhile since i've shit my pants, but there's always a worry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136318)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Mewling motley boiling water

Have you ever crapped your pants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136319)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Dashing School Mexican

Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung over, driving my girlfriend home to her apartment, had to pull over because I thought I was going to vomit, instead had diarrhea all over myself. Fun morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136329)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: Mewling motley boiling water

That's lucky. My last one happened at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136352)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:50 AM
Author: Dashing School Mexican

Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take the train home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136359)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:16 AM
Author: Mewling motley boiling water

Awful. The worst ever.

I was sitting at my desk and felt like I had to release a normal, if substantial fart. I briefly considered the remote chance that it might be more and thought about hitting the can, but I said fuck it and fearlessly let loose. I immediately faced my horrifying mistake. I wasn't taking a gas exit; I was taking a wet, viscous shit.

I clenched my anus, hoping to suck it back in, or at least plug up the stench seeping through the back of my khakis. But it was no use. Within just a moment, I was sitting in a thick, mud-like plume the color of peanut butter. Overcome by effluvium, I clutched my nostrils and stood. I felt a slow drip roll down the back of my leg. I turned around. It had stained the cloth of my office chair.

I grabbed my coat, locked my office door, and hit the train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136570)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:18 AM
Author: Dashing School Mexican

I'm crying! Best story ever!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136587)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:20 AM
Author: Mewling motley boiling water

You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. It's cold. Terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136618)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:21 AM
Author: Dashing School Mexican

Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold shit. I'm curious...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136629)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:31 AM
Author: Mewling motley boiling water

It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your pants and stand outside for a few minutes.

Especially if that older broad is coming. It'll test her mettle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136717)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:35 AM
Author: Aqua lascivious cuck knife

I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn people before you drop bombs like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136772)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:24 AM
Author: Aqua lascivious cuck knife

185.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136655)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 12:14 PM
Author: doobsian french chef ticket booth

absolutely exquisite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137264)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: Mewling motley boiling water

Why II? You can't get banned here can you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137913)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:29 PM
Author: effete tan temple boltzmann

so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your office chair?

i would have wiped the chair down before leaving. i bet all your khakis smell like shit now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138820)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:31 PM
Author: Mewling motley boiling water

I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. I cleaned if off as well as I could with wet paper towels, but a faint stain remained.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138851)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:33 PM
Author: effete tan temple boltzmann

I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs very carefully from now on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138865)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: Mewling motley boiling water

I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138876)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: Dashing School Mexican

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138886)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: Mewling motley boiling water

Weekends were fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195428)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: Garnet sickened principal's office pozpig

Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195449)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: Mewling motley boiling water

No. I couldn't care less about feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195775)



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Date: June 21st, 2005 5:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac business firm

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked this up? Or, the post where you wipe the remaining scat off your chair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3075099)



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Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: Mahogany provocative main people

excellent writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287049)



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Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: Mahogany provocative main people

excellent cunnilingus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287050)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Mewling motley boiling water

I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate on. The same thing happens when I take a leak when I'm really hung over. I start to get cold sweats and have to lean against the wall with my right arm.

Edit: it's the same feeling, but for different reasons, i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136315)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: gold step-uncle's house

i never understood that part of the morning after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136320)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:48 AM
Author: Mewling motley boiling water

When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have peeled myself off the bed solely because I have to piss so bad I might die, it's like time slows down. A piss that would normally seem like 20 seconds feels like 20 minutes. Things blur and grog. Agony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136344)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: Dashing School Mexican

Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think about it the worse it gets. But you can't not think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136321)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Flushed supple circlehead really tough guy

yep, exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136336)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Flushed supple circlehead really tough guy

but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136334)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: Mewling motley boiling water

Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and dazed after you spent the night before drinking your tits off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136356)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: Dashing School Mexican

No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past my feces. Which is kind of cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136258)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: Khaki Orchestra Pit Becky

yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my mother would always tel me to go poop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136263)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: Mewling motley boiling water

The two aren't necessarily related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136270)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: Khaki Orchestra Pit Becky

my mom and I are related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136281)



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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: Adventurous Cream Dysfunction

underappreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439263)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: Mewling motley boiling water

Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can kind of feel the fart maneuver around the loaf before it comes out good and dry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136267)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Dashing School Mexican

You have a way with words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136274)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Flushed supple circlehead really tough guy

yes, definitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136279)



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Date: September 7th, 2005 1:16 AM
Author: doobsian french chef ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3763558)



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Date: March 7th, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: Bisexual anal church building striped hyena

i think about this post on a regular basis.

pretty much every time i fart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720638)



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Date: December 29th, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: Curious set

pfft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310224)



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Date: December 29th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: Insecure University Psychic

bumped too soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310252)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:58 PM
Author: Mewling motley boiling water

Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my yammies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#143035)



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Date: May 9th, 2004 12:18 AM
Author: Mewling motley boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#417645)



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Date: April 25th, 2004 6:04 AM
Author: stirring sick generalized bond

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287023)



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Date: June 7th, 2004 1:34 AM
Author: Mewling motley boiling water

I loved this thread.

Hi Euphronius!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645614)



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Date: June 7th, 2004 2:14 AM
Author: submissive pistol casino

this is truly hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645803)



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Date: June 7th, 2004 2:08 AM
Author: Floppy self-centered useless brakes

for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been ripping arse constantly. the house smells like a mortuary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645765)



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Date: November 11th, 2004 11:53 AM
Author: Bossy Ivory Space Friendly Grandma

i just laughed in class

way to go, blue

filtering "fart" was an okay time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#1636548)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:06 PM
Author: Garnet sickened principal's office pozpig

This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195399)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: Mewling motley boiling water

tubgirl is outrageous.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195872)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:11 PM
Author: Garnet sickened principal's office pozpig

http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754

Play the file.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195919)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: effete tan temple boltzmann

i'm afraid to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195937)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:15 PM
Author: Garnet sickened principal's office pozpig

It'll bring back memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195955)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:37 PM
Author: effete tan temple boltzmann

Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2196187)



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Date: May 26th, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: Puce selfie

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2862767)



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Date: July 30th, 2007 12:40 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good razzmatazz whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8450886)



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Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: Histrionic Flickering Old Irish Cottage Sanctuary

In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922072)



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Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: Alcoholic location idea he suggested

That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't be more distinct from the smell of my asshole. Yes, I've touched it and smelled my finger before. So sue me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922104)



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Date: June 19th, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Dead Cruise Ship Sex Offender

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3055727)



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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Crusty Dopamine

bumping funny blue threads hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146148)



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Date: June 29th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: Mewling motley boiling water

Nice. I miss him a hole lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146436)



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Date: October 20th, 2005 12:10 PM
Author: bonkers parlor

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4091948)



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Date: December 8th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: walnut cracking site newt

babump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4500486)



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Date: December 21st, 2005 5:44 PM
Author: Federal address

I just spread the love myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4632464)



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Date: January 6th, 2006 2:37 PM
Author: Insecure University Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750286)



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Date: January 6th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: onyx blathering property crotch

Coffee is a diharettic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750325)



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Date: February 8th, 2006 11:22 PM
Author: doobsian french chef ticket booth

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582136

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5034469)



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Date: May 11th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: greedy olive national chad

just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5768272)



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Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:27 AM
Author: Trip Wine Station

Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892878)



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Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:30 AM
Author: Frisky rebellious area

I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892884)



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Date: June 18th, 2006 8:20 PM
Author: doobsian french chef ticket booth

Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6014942)



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Date: September 16th, 2006 3:55 AM
Author: Twinkling Shrine

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6622983)



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Date: January 15th, 2007 5:56 AM
Author: Bisexual anal church building striped hyena

rebump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422958)



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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:08 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good razzmatazz whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748359)



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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:10 AM
Author: doobsian french chef ticket booth

titcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748366)



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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:11 AM
Author: Buff lay

Sweet. I remember this gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748378)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: exhilarant box office indirect expression

This is my present situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6956256)



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Date: December 24th, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: Insecure University Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289244)



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Date: December 24th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: Buff lay

Nice. This one never gets old.

Whatever happened to blue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289318)



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Date: January 15th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: Laughsome Office Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422289)



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Date: January 15th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: fragrant fanboi

HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good job!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422331)



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Date: March 7th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: Crystalline Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720565)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: Insecure University Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7905145)



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Date: July 7th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: Free-loading National Security Agency

You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they studied rules of verse, and those ladies, they rolled their eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350411)



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Date: July 7th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Startling ungodly abode

i'll tell ya someting

jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaane she is clerk and both of them save their monies and when they come home from work. oooooooooooooooooooooh sitting down by the fire ohhhhhhhhhhhhh the radio does play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350430)



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Date: February 12th, 2008 8:53 AM
Author: bistre wonderful mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312556)



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Date: February 12th, 2008 9:36 AM
Author: jade theater

1st grade humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312581)



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Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:21 PM
Author: snowy locale faggot firefighter

titcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9666048)



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Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:12 PM
Author: Sienna shivering tanning salon

I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9665997)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: frank rizzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#50226825)