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flickering passionate crotch
  08/02/21
ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can co...
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This poast blew my mind, not flame
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: chestnut trump supporter toilet seat

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42944243)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43124776)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: hyperactive clown philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43174757)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43174768)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Pearly National

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: concupiscible gas station

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42944245)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: violet cruel-hearted fat ankles office

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43202536)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: chrome exciting boiling water temple



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43288109)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: violet cruel-hearted fat ankles office



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch

!!!

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Shaky Metal Home



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: mischievous depressive roommate



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Excitant station

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Excitant station

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: pink electric jap stage



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Irradiated cobalt crackhouse



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Blathering Soul-stirring Corner Turdskin

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: vengeful library

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Blue Church Building

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse Yapping French Chef Dog Poop

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: vengeful library

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Arousing stubborn locus

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: hyperactive clown philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Bright newt potus

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Arousing stubborn locus



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Arousing stubborn locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Comical Grizzly Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Razzle doobsian school hunting ground

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Razzle doobsian school hunting ground

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Razzle doobsian school hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Razzle doobsian school hunting ground

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Aggressive hissy fit menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: flickering passionate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: frutiger aeropostale

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: frutiger aeropostale

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706974)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706886)