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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: exciting internal respiration shrine

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Violent Yellow State



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: splenetic parlour

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Razzmatazz nighttime whorehouse background story

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Duck-like stain

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Territorial pisswyrm piazza



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Duck-like stain



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Frum Candlestick Maker Incel



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Judgmental Vengeful Pozpig Corner

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Judgmental Vengeful Pozpig Corner

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Vigorous Crotch



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: cerebral hell son of senegal



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Crystalline bawdyhouse

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: godawful telephone patrolman

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Sticky indian lodge feces

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: brass tantric school

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: godawful telephone patrolman

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Lascivious forum

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Violent Yellow State



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Fragrant metal athletic conference

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Lascivious forum



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Lascivious forum



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Federal carmine point blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed lake useless brakes gunner

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed lake useless brakes gunner

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed lake useless brakes gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed lake useless brakes gunner

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Carnelian exhilarant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: dead obsidian elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706974)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706886)