\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp

...
diverse institution
  08/02/21
ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
buff misunderstood theatre water buffalo
  08/02/21
"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the sile...
diverse institution
  08/02/21
...
diverse institution
  08/14/21
...
diverse institution
  09/02/21
...
diverse institution
  09/16/21
...
Supple lime school cafeteria patrolman
  09/25/21
...
diverse institution
  09/25/21
Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number calle...
Bespoke house
  02/07/26
My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
green field jew
  08/02/21
LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kin...
diverse institution
  08/02/21
...
diverse institution
  08/14/21
...
diverse institution
  09/02/21
...
diverse institution
  09/27/21
"You've reached the..." entire intact, white nu...
Gold judgmental pozpig menage
  09/29/21
😂😂😂
diverse institution
  09/29/21
...
diverse institution
  09/30/21
...
diverse institution
  09/30/21
...
Maniacal bronze private investor
  09/30/21
...
diverse institution
  09/30/21
!!!
diverse institution
  10/17/21
...
diverse institution
  11/27/21
LMAO at this planet...
diverse institution
  11/27/21
...
diverse institution
  11/28/21
...
diverse institution
  11/29/21
...
Gold judgmental pozpig menage
  11/29/21
!!!
diverse institution
  11/29/21
...
Vigorous Lilac Son Of Senegal Candlestick Maker
  02/01/26
...
diverse institution
  02/01/26
...
Flushed Therapy
  02/06/26
...
diverse institution
  02/06/26
I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
excitant gas station personal credit line
  08/02/21
This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
diverse institution
  08/03/21
our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
excitant gas station personal credit line
  08/03/21
Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
diverse institution
  08/14/21
...
Sooty lascivious step-uncle's house brethren
  08/02/21
...
Hyperventilating resort
  08/02/21
...
diverse institution
  08/08/21
...
diverse institution
  08/14/21
aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
ocher flickering affirmative action church building
  08/14/21
Lol'd IRL, tyft
diverse institution
  08/15/21
Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can co...
Chartreuse Point Fat Ankles
  08/15/21
180000000000000000000
diverse institution
  08/15/21
...
diverse institution
  08/16/21
...
diverse institution
  08/16/21
...
diverse institution
  08/18/21
Strong thread/moniker synergy
Hot heaven organic girlfriend
  08/18/21
;-)
diverse institution
  08/18/21
Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to...
Greedy address
  08/18/21
Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boome...
Chartreuse Point Fat Ankles
  08/18/21
...
diverse institution
  09/27/21
...
diverse institution
  09/27/21
...
diverse institution
  08/22/21
...
diverse institution
  09/02/21
It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember c...
geriatric space
  09/02/21
...
diverse institution
  09/13/21
This poast blew my mind, not flame
diverse institution
  09/13/21
As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, p...
diverse institution
  09/13/21
...
Supple lime school cafeteria patrolman
  09/25/21
...
diverse institution
  09/25/21
...
diverse institution
  09/16/21
...
diverse institution
  09/25/21
...
diverse institution
  09/29/21
...
diverse institution
  10/07/21
[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or ...
wild laughsome parlour
  10/17/21
😂😂😂
diverse institution
  10/19/21
...
diverse institution
  10/24/21
...
diverse institution
  11/26/21
...
geriatric space
  08/19/25
...
diverse institution
  08/20/25
...
geriatric space
  08/21/25
...
diverse institution
  08/21/25
...
diverse institution
  10/24/25
...
diverse institution
  10/26/25
...
diverse institution
  10/26/25
...
diverse institution
  10/26/25
...
diverse institution
  10/26/25
...
apoplectic temple
  10/26/25
...
diverse institution
  10/26/25
*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend...
Chestnut floppy dilemma
  10/26/25
Okay, I lol'd
diverse institution
  10/26/25
*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about imp...
Chestnut floppy dilemma
  10/26/25
On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of aga...
diverse institution
  10/26/25
...
Chestnut floppy dilemma
  10/26/25
...
diverse institution
  10/26/25
I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my g...
diverse institution
  10/26/25
o it's clear brother.
Chestnut floppy dilemma
  10/26/25
<3<3<3 Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, wh...
diverse institution
  10/26/25
...
diverse institution
  02/01/26
...
diverse institution
  02/06/26
...
Abnormal Native
  02/06/26
Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine gr...
diverse institution
  02/06/26
...
diverse institution
  02/07/26
...
diverse institution
  02/08/26
...
diverse institution
  02/11/26
...
diverse institution
  02/12/26
...
diverse institution
  02/25/26
...
diverse institution
  02/28/26
...
things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:
  03/01/26
...
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/01/26
...
things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:
  03/01/26
a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation fo...
Metal Up Your Ass
  03/01/26
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6...
things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:
  03/01/26
i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan
Metal Up Your Ass
  03/01/26
Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf...
things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:
  03/01/26
🌌📚⏳️
Metal Up Your Ass
  03/06/26
🤔🧐😋
things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:
  03/06/26
How do you say I miss you to an answering machine? How do y...
Guy Debord
  03/01/26
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:
  03/01/26
...
things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:
  03/05/26
...
things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:
  03/06/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882671)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: buff misunderstood theatre water buffalo

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882683)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: diverse institution

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882726)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42944243)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43053104)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43124776)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Supple lime school cafeteria patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43174757)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43174768)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Bespoke house

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49653016)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: green field jew

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882686)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: diverse institution

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882731)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42944245)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43053102)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43183891)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Gold judgmental pozpig menage

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43194579)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: diverse institution

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43194586)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43199501)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43202536)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Maniacal bronze private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43202544)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43202647)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: diverse institution

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43288109)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43515330)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: diverse institution

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43515656)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43523933)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43525643)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Gold judgmental pozpig menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43525655)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: diverse institution

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43525672)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Vigorous Lilac Son Of Senegal Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49639864)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49639870)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Flushed Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652472)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652480)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: excitant gas station personal credit line

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882772)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: diverse institution

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42887666)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: excitant gas station personal credit line

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42888212)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: diverse institution

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42944234)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Sooty lascivious step-uncle's house brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42883021)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Hyperventilating resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42883064)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42914998)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42944196)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: ocher flickering affirmative action church building

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42944246)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: diverse institution

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42950183)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Chartreuse Point Fat Ankles

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42950197)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: diverse institution

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42950447)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42954648)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42954896)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42969770)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Hot heaven organic girlfriend

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42969803)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: diverse institution

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42969808)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Greedy address

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42969813)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Chartreuse Point Fat Ankles

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42970818)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43183889)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43183888)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42989440)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43053100)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: geriatric space

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43053111)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43106521)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: diverse institution

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43107001)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: diverse institution

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43107002)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Supple lime school cafeteria patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43174759)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43177601)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43124696)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43174542)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43194577)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43239492)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: wild laughsome parlour

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43288116)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: diverse institution

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43299359)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43324612)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43514420)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: geriatric space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49196901)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49199590)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: geriatric space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49200263)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49200780)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49372624)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375825)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375827)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375828)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375830)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: apoplectic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375842)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376322)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Chestnut floppy dilemma

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375859)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: diverse institution

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376324)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Chestnut floppy dilemma

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376404)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: diverse institution

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376409)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Chestnut floppy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376411)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376412)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: diverse institution

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376414)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Chestnut floppy dilemma

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376428)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: diverse institution

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376435)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49639794)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652305)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Abnormal Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652439)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: diverse institution

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652462)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49653001)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49657164)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49664938)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49666650)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49694871)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49702519)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706781)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706795)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706796)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706824)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706828)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706889)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706974)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49720536)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49720611)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706880)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706886)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49718753)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49720164)