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I delivered another sex toy on Valentine's day

I think this is like the 4th time I've delivered a sex toy. ...
pink swollen tank
  02/16/26
was the daughter hot?
pea-brained bearded halford
  02/16/26
Why don’t you have a seat right over there
Peach Skinny Woman
  02/17/26
She had a cute face & wasn't fat
pink swollen tank
  02/17/26
best not to think about it
Orange bawdyhouse volcanic crater
  02/16/26
don’t those things purposely get shipped in generic bo...
fiercely-loyal institution
  02/17/26
I am a Doordash driver bro (see moniker). I bought the toy a...
pink swollen tank
  02/17/26
was it vibrating?
Adventurous bonkers step-uncle's house therapy
  02/17/26
No
pink swollen tank
  02/17/26
I really do wonder what happened here. Scenario 1 is that...
Doordasher
  06/24/26
Another possibility is that the dotter was home alone, order...
Doordasher
  06/24/26


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Date: February 16th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: pink swollen tank

I think this is like the 4th time I've delivered a sex toy.

This one went off the rails a little bit. They had it set up with a PIN required, so I couldn't just leave the damn thing at their door. I knocked a few times and eventually a teenage girl (maybe around 14) answered the door and gave me the code. As I was leaving I heard her say "Do you know what mom ordered?"

Really fucking weird that someone would order a sex toy and have their kid receive the package. I feel gross for participating in this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835553&forum_id=2...#49674953)



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Date: February 16th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: pea-brained bearded halford

was the daughter hot?

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Date: February 17th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: Peach Skinny Woman

Why don’t you have a seat right over there

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Date: February 17th, 2026 6:20 AM
Author: pink swollen tank

She had a cute face & wasn't fat

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Date: February 16th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Orange bawdyhouse volcanic crater

best not to think about it



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Date: February 17th, 2026 4:28 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal institution

don’t those things purposely get shipped in generic boxes?

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Date: February 17th, 2026 6:24 AM
Author: pink swollen tank

I am a Doordash driver bro (see moniker). I bought the toy at Target, it was a plusOne Rose Arouser

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Date: February 17th, 2026 5:32 AM
Author: Adventurous bonkers step-uncle's house therapy

was it vibrating?

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Date: February 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: pink swollen tank

No

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Date: June 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Doordasher

I really do wonder what happened here.

Scenario 1 is that Mom ordered it for herself knowing that her kids might see the delivery. Seems unlikely. Also, the dotter readily gave me the PIN. Seems unlikely that she'd know her mom's Doordash PIN off the top of her head.

Scenario 2 is that the dotter ordered it for herself, was about to get busted by her sibling during the delivery, so she lied and threw Mom under the bus.

Scenario 2 seems statistically more likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835553&forum_id=2...#49961335)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: Doordasher

Another possibility is that the dotter was home alone, ordered it for herself, would have died from embarrassment if the Doordash driver knew she had ordered a toy for herself, so she acts like a sibling is there and says "Do you know what mom ordered?" as a ruse to throw me off.

The door was just partly open, I have no recollection of seeing any sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835553&forum_id=2...#49961383)