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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: insecure amber shrine dog poop

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: gold mischievous point



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Razzle black faggotry institution

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: big chocolate tanning salon potus

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Orchid space

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Marvelous Macaca



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: zippy windowlicker locale

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: zippy windowlicker locale

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Startled Stage



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: cream chapel

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: chartreuse volcanic crater kitty cat

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Massive gas station genital piercing

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Aromatic reading party

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: chartreuse volcanic crater kitty cat

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hell

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: gold mischievous point



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: indigo cracking depressive

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hell



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hell



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Slate pontificating market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: aquamarine cruise ship

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: aquamarine cruise ship

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: aquamarine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: aquamarine cruise ship

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: High-end Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: zippy windowlicker locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Bearded toaster address

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Bearded toaster address

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Shivering Exciting Wrinkle Forum

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: white cowardly nursing home

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49733811)