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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Overrated digit ratio
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
exciting puce legend
  01/05/14
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Mind-boggling lodge
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Overrated digit ratio
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Overrated digit ratio
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Overrated digit ratio
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Overrated digit ratio
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
bat-shit-crazy vivacious sweet tailpipe rehab
  06/25/12
...
Bateful foreskin
  06/25/12
Jesus
aromatic parlor
  06/25/12
literally rofling
marvelous azn turdskin
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Arousing chestnut candlestick maker
  08/02/12
crying
translucent impertinent mental disorder immigrant
  08/29/12
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Grizzly Gas Station
  02/22/13
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Tantric cuckold black woman
  08/21/13
lost my shit
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  03/19/14
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yellow box office dog poop
  06/27/14
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misanthropic cruise ship
  06/27/14
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  09/14/17
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  07/20/18
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  02/09/19
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claret hunting ground chapel
  07/11/19
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sick people who are hurt macaca
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
bipolar naked range electric furnace
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Overrated digit ratio
  06/25/12
cop
Bateful foreskin
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Bateful foreskin
  06/25/12
...
bat-shit-crazy vivacious sweet tailpipe rehab
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
irradiated iridescent fanboi
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Elite crackhouse masturbator
  08/02/12
...
Galvanic onyx prole
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Cyan Parlour Laser Beams
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Mahogany jewess plaza
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Bateful foreskin
  06/25/12
...
Beady-eyed legal warrant
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Bateful foreskin
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Elite crackhouse masturbator
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Razzle-dazzle corn cake church building
  08/21/13
...
Overrated digit ratio
  06/25/12
...
Aquamarine Abode
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
orange vigorous famous landscape painting
  06/25/12
...
Galvanic onyx prole
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
razzle codepig deer antler
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Overrated digit ratio
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
cream multi-colored center dingle berry
  06/25/12
...
Overrated digit ratio
  06/26/12
...
Galvanic onyx prole
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
walnut charismatic garrison
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Overrated digit ratio
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Self-centered exhilarant alpha
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Indecent adventurous gaming laptop haunted graveyard
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Overrated digit ratio
  08/02/12
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Overrated digit ratio
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Arousing chestnut candlestick maker
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Elite crackhouse masturbator
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Elite crackhouse masturbator
  08/02/12
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hairraiser station cuckoldry
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Overrated digit ratio
  08/02/12
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Wild Corner Gunner
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Elite crackhouse masturbator
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Indecent adventurous gaming laptop haunted graveyard
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Overrated digit ratio
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
Elite crackhouse masturbator
  08/06/12
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  08/08/12
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hairraiser station cuckoldry
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
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hairraiser station cuckoldry
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Overrated digit ratio
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Tantric cuckold black woman
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Elite crackhouse masturbator
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Galvanic onyx prole
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Tantric cuckold black woman
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Razzle-dazzle corn cake church building
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Tantric cuckold black woman
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
yellow box office dog poop
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Razzle-dazzle corn cake church building
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Wonderful yapping useless brakes patrolman
  08/21/13
180
Galvanic onyx prole
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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yellow box office dog poop
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histrionic affirmative action trump supporter
  07/22/14
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soul-stirring piazza
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
soul-stirring piazza
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fuchsia boyish trust fund locale
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
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Elite crackhouse masturbator
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clear public bath
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180 now i kinda get his shtick
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provocative bawdyhouse dragon
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Stimulating drunken preventive strike goal in life
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
fishy sinister school cafeteria philosopher-king
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
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Elite crackhouse masturbator
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  10/01/17
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walnut charismatic garrison
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Trip thirsty old irish cottage police squad
  01/29/18
where did he go
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Saffron Dysfunction
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walnut charismatic garrison
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Primrose Death Wish
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wish the little guy would come back.
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sick people who are hurt macaca
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Shaky Appetizing Shrine
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Vibrant volcanic crater goyim
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
smart ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
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  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Overrated digit ratio

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: exciting puce legend

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Mind-boggling lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Overrated digit ratio

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Overrated digit ratio

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Overrated digit ratio

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Overrated digit ratio

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy vivacious sweet tailpipe rehab

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Bateful foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: aromatic parlor

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: marvelous azn turdskin

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Arousing chestnut candlestick maker

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: translucent impertinent mental disorder immigrant

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Grizzly Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Tantric cuckold black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: free-loading ape halford

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: yellow box office dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: misanthropic cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: orchid hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: razzmatazz jet karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: razzmatazz jet karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: claret hunting ground chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: sick people who are hurt macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: bipolar naked range electric furnace

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Overrated digit ratio

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Bateful foreskin

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Bateful foreskin

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy vivacious sweet tailpipe rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: irradiated iridescent fanboi

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Elite crackhouse masturbator

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Galvanic onyx prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Cyan Parlour Laser Beams

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Mahogany jewess plaza

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Bateful foreskin

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Bateful foreskin

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Elite crackhouse masturbator

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle corn cake church building

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Overrated digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Aquamarine Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: orange vigorous famous landscape painting

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Galvanic onyx prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: razzle codepig deer antler

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Overrated digit ratio

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: cream multi-colored center dingle berry

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Overrated digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Galvanic onyx prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: walnut charismatic garrison

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Overrated digit ratio

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Self-centered exhilarant alpha

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Indecent adventurous gaming laptop haunted graveyard

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Overrated digit ratio

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Overrated digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Arousing chestnut candlestick maker

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Elite crackhouse masturbator

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Elite crackhouse masturbator

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: hairraiser station cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Overrated digit ratio

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Wild Corner Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Elite crackhouse masturbator

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Indecent adventurous gaming laptop haunted graveyard

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Overrated digit ratio

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Elite crackhouse masturbator

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: buck-toothed set voyeur

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Elite crackhouse masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: hairraiser station cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Talking comical psychic

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: hairraiser station cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Overrated digit ratio

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Tantric cuckold black woman

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Elite crackhouse masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Galvanic onyx prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Tantric cuckold black woman

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle corn cake church building

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Tantric cuckold black woman

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: yellow box office dog poop

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle corn cake church building

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Wonderful yapping useless brakes patrolman

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Galvanic onyx prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Galvanic onyx prole

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Galvanic onyx prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Galvanic onyx prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted space striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: crimson mad cow disease

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: yellow box office dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: histrionic affirmative action trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring piazza

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: fuchsia boyish trust fund locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Odious violent base kitty

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Elite crackhouse masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: clear public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: soggy electric hall

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: lime irate blood rage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: provocative bawdyhouse dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Stimulating drunken preventive strike goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: fishy sinister school cafeteria philosopher-king

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Stirring maniacal faggot firefighter feces

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: clear public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Elite crackhouse masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: clear public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: know-it-all red temple cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: walnut charismatic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Trip thirsty old irish cottage police squad

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: gay state

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Saffron Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: walnut charismatic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Primrose Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Thriller mad-dog skullcap indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Coiffed genital piercing area

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: low-t white scourge upon the earth theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: insecure incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: sick people who are hurt macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Shaky Appetizing Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Vibrant volcanic crater goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#49964828)