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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Galvanic hairless locus
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Costumed magenta circlehead
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Galvanic hairless locus
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Costumed magenta circlehead
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Galvanic hairless locus
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Costumed magenta circlehead
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Galvanic hairless locus
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Costumed magenta circlehead
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Galvanic hairless locus
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Costumed magenta circlehead
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Galvanic hairless locus
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Out-of-control corner
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Galvanic hairless locus
  08/18/13
k
Out-of-control corner
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
Umber Charismatic Kitchen
  08/11/21
seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bon...
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(millenial problems)
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Holy shit not flame?
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  08/18/13
Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
Galvanic hairless locus
  08/18/13
180000000000
Internet-worthy incel pit
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Galvanic hairless locus
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
wonderful useless cuckold
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Awkward turdskin
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Galvanic hairless locus
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Awkward turdskin
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Galvanic hairless locus
  08/18/13
180
Awkward turdskin
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Costumed magenta circlehead
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
Galvanic hairless locus
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Costumed magenta circlehead
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
Galvanic hairless locus
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
Costumed magenta circlehead
  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
Galvanic hairless locus
  08/18/13
Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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crying laughing at this
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criminally underrated
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Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE...
disrespectful crotch
  08/18/13
Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your ...
Awkward turdskin
  08/18/13
180 will do.
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  08/18/13
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She’s watching the grandkids now.
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180 thread.
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probably best thread title of the year
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180 idea, 160 execution on the flame
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Galvanic hairless locus
  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
learning disabled athletic conference church
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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  08/07/14
Some great reasons to never have kids itt.
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why did EPAH go pumo doe?
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180 thread
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Steal them back.
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UPDATE?
Awkward turdskin
  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
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  08/07/14
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brilliant low-t people who are hurt hell
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WHAT THE FUCK
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I like that THIS thread bothers you
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  08/23/15
ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna t...
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Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager...
Galvanic hairless locus
  08/23/15
i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about b...
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Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Sava...
Galvanic hairless locus
  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?
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Galvanic hairless locus
  08/23/15
cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
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  08/23/15
ATD.
Laughsome Trump Supporter
  08/23/15
Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
Galvanic hairless locus
  08/23/15
Lmao
Cyan Painfully Honest Box Office Nowag
  08/23/15
you on fetlife bro?
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  08/23/15
Yeah.
Galvanic hairless locus
  08/23/15
as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by ursel...
sienna embarrassed to the bone mental disorder indian lodge
  08/23/15
You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there...
Galvanic hairless locus
  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
sienna embarrassed to the bone mental disorder indian lodge
  08/23/15
of course
Galvanic hairless locus
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
sienna embarrassed to the bone mental disorder indian lodge
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
wonderful useless cuckold
  08/23/15
I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshol...
Galvanic hairless locus
  08/23/15
yolo bro
wonderful useless cuckold
  08/23/15
My mom took one of my vibrators :(
180 Citrine Jewess
  08/23/15
why just one?
Galvanic hairless locus
  08/23/15
She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don'...
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  08/23/15
hot
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Costumed magenta circlehead

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Costumed magenta circlehead

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Costumed magenta circlehead

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Costumed magenta circlehead

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Costumed magenta circlehead

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Out-of-control corner

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Out-of-control corner

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Umber Charismatic Kitchen

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: brilliant low-t people who are hurt hell

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling blue chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Soggy international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37185629)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#50002877)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: dashing salmon factory reset button

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: brilliant low-t people who are hurt hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: histrionic home jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: concupiscible hospital patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: curious tantric house

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Internet-worthy incel pit

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: wonderful useless cuckold

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Awkward turdskin

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Awkward turdskin

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Awkward turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Costumed magenta circlehead

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Costumed magenta circlehead

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Costumed magenta circlehead

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Costumed magenta circlehead

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Burgundy blathering site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608187)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: house-broken diverse elastic band sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling blue chapel

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: drunken at-the-ready lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#39229259)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: passionate hall becky

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: disrespectful crotch

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Awkward turdskin

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal titillating stage idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867758)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: vivacious indecent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23868898)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: brilliant low-t people who are hurt hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: odious jade range mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: trip stage

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Jet impressive sex offender principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Duck-like location community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: black sinister death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Grizzly blood rage quadroon

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Chartreuse medicated old irish cottage church building

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: learning disabled athletic conference church

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: learning disabled athletic conference church

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Slate school marketing idea

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Chartreuse medicated old irish cottage church building

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Out-of-control corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: navy hunting ground

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Jet impressive sex offender principal's office

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Awkward turdskin

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: passionate hall becky

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: brilliant low-t people who are hurt hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Thirsty abnormal theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Thirsty abnormal theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: brilliant low-t people who are hurt hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: black sinister death wish

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Internet-worthy incel pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: histrionic home jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Fighting Keepsake Machete

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: sienna embarrassed to the bone mental disorder indian lodge

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: sienna embarrassed to the bone mental disorder indian lodge

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: sienna embarrassed to the bone mental disorder indian lodge

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: sienna embarrassed to the bone mental disorder indian lodge

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Laughsome Trump Supporter

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: sienna embarrassed to the bone mental disorder indian lodge

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: sienna embarrassed to the bone mental disorder indian lodge

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: sienna embarrassed to the bone mental disorder indian lodge

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Laughsome Trump Supporter

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Cyan Painfully Honest Box Office Nowag

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Heady bawdyhouse personal credit line

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: sienna embarrassed to the bone mental disorder indian lodge

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: sienna embarrassed to the bone mental disorder indian lodge

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: sienna embarrassed to the bone mental disorder indian lodge

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: wonderful useless cuckold

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: wonderful useless cuckold

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: 180 Citrine Jewess

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: 180 Citrine Jewess

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: sienna embarrassed to the bone mental disorder indian lodge

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Opaque kitty cat parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Metal Faggotry

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: violet set

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: shivering pocket flask senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Vibrant national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: very tactful brindle roommate

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Feces Institution

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Lascivious Ruddy Base Fanboi

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Glittery Garnet Foreskin

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling blue chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Frisky ruby abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: shivering pocket flask senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: maniacal resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: passionate hall becky

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Galvanic hairless locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Opaque kitty cat parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#50002879)