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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
odious toaster
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
odious toaster
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
odious toaster
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
odious toaster
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
odious toaster
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Dull market
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/18/13
k
Dull market
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
very tactful national
  08/11/21
seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bon...
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,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.
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(millenial problems)
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Poppy fat ankles
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Holy shit not flame?
sapphire shrine
  08/18/13
Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/18/13
180000000000
Umber charismatic antidepressant drug cuckold
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
avocado trip cuckoldry base
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Primrose hairraiser den new version
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Primrose hairraiser den new version
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/18/13
180
Primrose hairraiser den new version
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
odious toaster
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
odious toaster
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
odious toaster
  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/18/13
Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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crying laughing at this
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  12/07/19
criminally underrated
cobalt depressive plaza
  08/07/14
Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE...
Aquamarine mood
  08/18/13
Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your ...
Primrose hairraiser den new version
  08/18/13
180 will do.
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/18/13
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Beta Wine Piazza Police Squad
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insecure faggot firefighter
  08/23/15
She’s watching the grandkids now.
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shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring a...
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  08/31/14
180 thread.
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  08/18/13
probably best thread title of the year
startled library yarmulke
  08/18/13
180 idea, 160 execution on the flame
violent titillating mediation address
  08/18/13
Fuck you, not flame bro.
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
violent titillating mediation address
  08/18/13
She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/07/14
Some great reasons to never have kids itt.
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  08/18/13
why did EPAH go pumo doe?
startled library yarmulke
  08/18/13
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Dull market
  08/18/13
180 thread
Fragrant free-loading queen of the night chad
  08/19/13
Steal them back.
Ivory nofapping tank
  08/19/13
UPDATE?
Primrose hairraiser den new version
  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/07/14
pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of...
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jet-lagged dopamine son of senegal
  08/30/14
WHAT THE FUCK
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  08/31/14
I like that THIS thread bothers you
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  02/28/15
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Umber charismatic antidepressant drug cuckold
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insecure faggot firefighter
  12/04/14
Jesus Christ.
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  08/23/15
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red beady-eyed meetinghouse hominid
  08/23/15
Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fan...
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/23/15
ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna t...
red beady-eyed meetinghouse hominid
  08/23/15
Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager...
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/23/15
i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about b...
red beady-eyed meetinghouse hominid
  08/23/15
Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Sava...
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/23/15
ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will b...
red beady-eyed meetinghouse hominid
  08/23/15
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Misunderstood histrionic range goal in life
  08/23/15
not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of ...
red beady-eyed meetinghouse hominid
  08/23/15
where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?
red beady-eyed meetinghouse hominid
  08/23/15
I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk ...
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/23/15
cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
red beady-eyed meetinghouse hominid
  08/23/15
ATD.
Misunderstood histrionic range goal in life
  08/23/15
Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/23/15
Lmao
Grizzly temple prole
  08/23/15
you on fetlife bro?
useless bawdyhouse
  08/23/15
Yeah.
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/23/15
as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by ursel...
red beady-eyed meetinghouse hominid
  08/23/15
You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there...
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
red beady-eyed meetinghouse hominid
  08/23/15
of course
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
red beady-eyed meetinghouse hominid
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
avocado trip cuckoldry base
  08/23/15
I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshol...
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/23/15
yolo bro
avocado trip cuckoldry base
  08/23/15
My mom took one of my vibrators :(
Pearl frisky elastic band school
  08/23/15
why just one?
insecure faggot firefighter
  08/23/15
She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don'...
Pearl frisky elastic band school
  08/23/15
hot
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  08/23/15
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  05/28/18
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yeah gonna need an update op
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We had to buy new ones.
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  07/15/26
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  05/29/18
great thread
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: odious toaster

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: odious toaster

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: odious toaster

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: odious toaster

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: odious toaster

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Dull market

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Dull market

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: very tactful national

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: jet-lagged dopamine son of senegal

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Excitant indian lodge becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Irate Point Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37185629)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#50002877)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Peach volcanic crater

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: jet-lagged dopamine son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Bateful lime ape karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Poppy fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: sapphire shrine

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Umber charismatic antidepressant drug cuckold

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: avocado trip cuckoldry base

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Primrose hairraiser den new version

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Primrose hairraiser den new version

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Primrose hairraiser den new version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: odious toaster

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: odious toaster

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: odious toaster

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: odious toaster

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring ticket booth mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608187)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Pontificating cumskin potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Excitant indian lodge becky

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: clear dashing psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#39229259)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: cobalt depressive plaza

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Aquamarine mood

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Primrose hairraiser den new version

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Beta Wine Piazza Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867758)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Turquoise Pozpig Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23868898)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: jet-lagged dopamine son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Lavender Weed Whacker Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Flickering sooty parlour

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Ivory nofapping tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Vivacious property gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: maniacal goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Glittery scarlet hell

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: startled library yarmulke

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: violent titillating mediation address

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: violent titillating mediation address

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: exciting boltzmann famous landscape painting

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: startled library yarmulke

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Dull market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Fragrant free-loading queen of the night chad

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Ivory nofapping tank

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Primrose hairraiser den new version

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: cobalt depressive plaza

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: jet-lagged dopamine son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: marvelous frum deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: marvelous frum deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: jet-lagged dopamine son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: maniacal goyim

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Umber charismatic antidepressant drug cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Bateful lime ape karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Provocative Costumed Kitchen

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: red beady-eyed meetinghouse hominid

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: red beady-eyed meetinghouse hominid

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: red beady-eyed meetinghouse hominid

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: red beady-eyed meetinghouse hominid

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Misunderstood histrionic range goal in life

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: red beady-eyed meetinghouse hominid

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: red beady-eyed meetinghouse hominid

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: red beady-eyed meetinghouse hominid

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Misunderstood histrionic range goal in life

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Grizzly temple prole

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: useless bawdyhouse

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: red beady-eyed meetinghouse hominid

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: red beady-eyed meetinghouse hominid

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: red beady-eyed meetinghouse hominid

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: avocado trip cuckoldry base

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: avocado trip cuckoldry base

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Pearl frisky elastic band school

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Pearl frisky elastic band school

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: red beady-eyed meetinghouse hominid

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: spectacular emerald rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: lemon federal forum

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Blue brunch striped hyena

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: floppy ruddy hall water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: vibrant halford digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: light laughsome newt

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle shivering bbw theater stage

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: diverse friendly grandma

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: fluffy multi-billionaire heaven

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Excitant indian lodge becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Wonderful Territorial Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: floppy ruddy hall water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Boyish locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: cobalt depressive plaza

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: insecure faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: spectacular emerald rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#50002879)