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holy shit Rory looks 50

jfc irishits are DONE HERE
Exhilarant Toilet Seat
  04/13/26
Yeah the Irish age like shit lol
naked geriatric wagecucks legend
  04/13/26
He ahh rooks ord. He no eat waffers.
charismatic meetinghouse juggernaut
  04/13/26
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cerebral insane menage personal credit line
  04/13/26
from the rory and mal podcast?
poppy frum bawdyhouse trump supporter
  04/13/26
i'm dat nigga he's just ginga
Tripping box office
  04/13/26
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Sol "the Lampshade" Coinblatt
  04/16/26
he's also outside probably 12 hours a day When I went to ...
Big New Version Gas Station
  04/13/26
yep. Pro golfers usually have terrible skin by the time the...
soul-stirring kitchen internal respiration
  04/13/26
I had no idea he was born in the 1980s. I thought he was Gen...
irradiated mental disorder
  04/13/26
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Ebony high-end station place of business
  04/13/26
That reason is because he looks 50 (same cohort as doodikoff...
Exhilarant Toilet Seat
  04/13/26
not only that, he was born in MID-1989
ruby rough-skinned trailer park
  04/13/26
People from provincial areas tend to look like the previous ...
Spruce Odious Trust Fund
  04/13/26
Thought this would be a Gilmore Girls thread. Sad.
floppy flushed selfie
  04/13/26
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trip brindle electric furnace sneaky criminal
  04/14/26
He could easily win 5-10 more majors. He basically has the p...
Hyperventilating Stimulating Multi-billionaire
  04/13/26
it's strange that he had that 9 year gap in major victories.
Slippery cerise rigpig garrison
  04/13/26
fumbling Wozniacki for the frumpy hag he's stuck with now ru...
ruby rough-skinned trailer park
  04/13/26
Tiger won 0 majors from 2009 to 2018 and he was widely consi...
Hyperventilating Stimulating Multi-billionaire
  04/13/26
Tiger also had girl problems during that time golf will c...
ruby rough-skinned trailer park
  04/13/26
women ruin golf careers. there's a golf digest interview wi...
Maize motley faggotry
  04/13/26
Tom Brady too. Long gap between SB wins but was considered t...
Spruce Odious Trust Fund
  04/13/26
ricky too
Lake Alcoholic Theatre Dysfunction
  04/13/26
ricky is 48 though so it's not too bad
Exhilarant Toilet Seat
  04/13/26
Rory was 91st out of 92 in driving accuracy after Friday and...
Hyperventilating Stimulating Multi-billionaire
  04/13/26
Rory has a thick, full head of hair while "young" ...
Crawly den cuckoldry
  04/13/26
turns out missing fairways by a couple of yards is less of a...
Maize motley faggotry
  04/13/26
37 is the same thing as 50 dood
Laughsome pale site jew
  04/13/26
He was practicing everyday at Augusta for like a month befor...
Appetizing adulterous party of the first part address
  04/13/26
https://sports.yahoo.com/golf/article/masters-2026-no-rory-m...
ruby rough-skinned trailer park
  04/13/26
https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/kevin-kisner-dispels-myth-...
ruby rough-skinned trailer park
  04/13/26
It was incredibly jewish of him
Crawly den cuckoldry
  04/13/26
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cerebral insane menage personal credit line
  04/13/26
obviously its a huge advantage for any masters winner/august...
Laughsome pale site jew
  04/13/26
I don't think Augusta even lets their members play all that ...
Maize motley faggotry
  04/13/26
everyone in the field is permitted to come practice as much ...
ruby rough-skinned trailer park
  04/13/26
...
Maize motley faggotry
  04/13/26
Should be limited to a small number of practice rounds. 2 or...
Fear-inspiring church
  04/13/26
go back to china
Maize motley faggotry
  04/13/26
its my understanding that these guys can play with a member,...
Big New Version Gas Station
  04/13/26
this British Rory is even uglier https://en.wikipedia.org/w...
hyperactive very tactful temple
  04/13/26
Does this guy not wear sunscreen ever? Obviously gray hair d...
Razzle-dazzle space pisswyrm
  04/13/26
Agree that practice rounds should be limited. You shouldn't ...
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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Exhilarant Toilet Seat

jfc irishits are DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49813805)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: naked geriatric wagecucks legend

Yeah the Irish age like shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49813807)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: charismatic meetinghouse juggernaut

He ahh rooks ord. He no eat waffers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49813809)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 1:44 PM
Author: cerebral insane menage personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814621)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: poppy frum bawdyhouse trump supporter

from the rory and mal podcast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49813811)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: Tripping box office

i'm dat nigga he's just ginga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814991)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Sol "the Lampshade" Coinblatt ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49821688)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:45 AM
Author: Big New Version Gas Station

he's also outside probably 12 hours a day

When I went to the masters, one of the things I noticed is how tan so many of those guys are. Phil Mickelson and Bubba Watson in particular had bitching tans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49813813)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: soul-stirring kitchen internal respiration

yep. Pro golfers usually have terrible skin by the time they're 40, even with sunscreen and thousands spent in skincare products

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49813821)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:55 AM
Author: irradiated mental disorder

I had no idea he was born in the 1980s. I thought he was GenX for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49813831)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: Ebony high-end station place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49813833)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: Exhilarant Toilet Seat

That reason is because he looks 50 (same cohort as doodikoff).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49813838)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: ruby rough-skinned trailer park

not only that, he was born in MID-1989

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814608)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Spruce Odious Trust Fund

People from provincial areas tend to look like the previous gen. Like how Are Country dudes in the 90s still had mullets. Northern Ireland is the Arkansas of the UK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814612)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: floppy flushed selfie

Thought this would be a Gilmore Girls thread. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814568)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:49 AM
Author: trip brindle electric furnace sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49816096)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 1:44 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Stimulating Multi-billionaire

He could easily win 5-10 more majors. He basically has the perfect swing for a small guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814620)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Slippery cerise rigpig garrison

it's strange that he had that 9 year gap in major victories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814628)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: ruby rough-skinned trailer park

fumbling Wozniacki for the frumpy hag he's stuck with now ruined him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814636)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Stimulating Multi-billionaire

Tiger won 0 majors from 2009 to 2018 and he was widely considered the best golfer on the planet for most of those years, especially 2013 when he was dominant and still 0 majors

Golf is hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814649)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: ruby rough-skinned trailer park

Tiger also had girl problems during that time

golf will crack you mentally just on its own, then when you add bitch troubles it ends you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814656)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Maize motley faggotry

women ruin golf careers. there's a golf digest interview with Jack Nicklaus out there from like 2001 and he basically says that Tiger would 100% break his major record unless he wound up in a bad marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814668)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: Spruce Odious Trust Fund

Tom Brady too. Long gap between SB wins but was considered the best QB for most if not all of that time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814706)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Lake Alcoholic Theatre Dysfunction

ricky too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814639)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant Toilet Seat

ricky is 48 though so it's not too bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814690)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Stimulating Multi-billionaire

Rory was 91st out of 92 in driving accuracy after Friday and still had the largest Masters lead ever going into Saturday. 92nd was in last place

Conversely a bunch of guys in t10 had completely meltdowns on the weekend

Justin Rose choked badly after taking the lead. 2 other guys had the lead on Sunday also

Scheffler was the only real threat when he stormed back and missed a playoff by less than an inch on 17th

Rory was never phased, kept doing the same shit. He is on some rarified level of peak zen combined with peak skill, similar to Jordan's prime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814711)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Crawly den cuckoldry

Rory has a thick, full head of hair while "young" Scottie Sheffler is turbobalding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814754)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Maize motley faggotry

turns out missing fairways by a couple of yards is less of a problem when you avg 340 yds off the tee at a course with muni track length rough.

Rose shat the bed and it was sad to see because this was probably his last window. he doesn't 3-putt 13 and miss that short par putt and he's in a playoff that he probably would fuck up anyways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814779)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: Laughsome pale site jew

37 is the same thing as 50 dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814756)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Appetizing adulterous party of the first part address

He was practicing everyday at Augusta for like a month before the tournament. That should not be allowed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814768)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: ruby rough-skinned trailer park

https://sports.yahoo.com/golf/article/masters-2026-no-rory-mcilroy-and-his-private-jet-trips-to-augusta-national-dont-give-him-an-unfair-advantage-190346664.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAALth-cbJqae-Jll0xd-yqBZCMuDqaWOLaEBqGxjrCVV2BPx8e7PbEASbZtaJdeOZEpW0kQt23rxEZAuBoqiD7kCZUQa9I96jFjCxHTFpvoKPvbisY_5iOaOjb-6bsOLIAZCqBxuyX4APLmRpoLEOP6viBOvPyIynJmnm0v8fs-1R

AUGUSTA, Ga. — After Rory McIlroy charged to a six-shot lead at the halfway point of the Masters, he attributed much of his success around the greens to being “on this golf course so much the last three weeks,” including a couple of day trips in which he dropped his daughter off at school, flew here on his private jet and returned home in time for dinner.

“I think just spending so much time up here has been a big part of it,” McIlroy said.

For some commenters on social media, particularly those who don’t follow golf closely, having access to Augusta National before tournament week seems like an unfair advantage: Why should McIlroy have the opportunity to play practice rounds before everybody else? No wonder he’s running away with this thing!

Here’s the reality, though: Scouting trips before all major championships are — pardon the pun — par for the course. It’s something McIlroy has talked about publicly before nearly every Masters, including the first 16 times he played here and didn’t win.

It’s also an opportunity every player in the field gets to take advantage of if they choose to.

Though the club’s rules are purposely opaque, every player in the field is allowed to visit Augusta before the tournament week and play practice rounds. Numerous reports over the years suggest that anyone with a Masters invitation can arrange to play the course twice or more often if they are invited by a member.

Not every player chooses to take advantage of it.

Scottie Scheffler, for example, told Sports Illustrated in 2023 that he didn’t take a scouting trip before winning his first green jacket but did so the next year so he wouldn’t be “reliving the memories” during tournament week. He ended up in a tie for 10th.

Though McIlroy didn’t say exactly how many practice days he had before this tournament, he mentioned two trips last week and one the week before that in addition to Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday of this week.

In terms of his Masters preparation, it was almost certainly more productive for McIlroy to get on this course while many of his competitors were playing tournaments in South Florida and Texas.

“I felt the more time I could spend up here, the better,” he said.

But is it unfair?

Here’s the reality of the situation: For athletes at McIlroy’s level, nearly everything they do comes with some type of an advantage. Owning a private jet and avoiding travel issues is an advantage over those who have to fly commercial. Being able to spend more money than his competitors on physical recovery or having access to better technology is an advantage. Heck, being ranked No. 2 in the world and having the ability to be choosier about your schedule is an advantage.

But this is why golf is so fascinating. Players change their routines all the time based on how they’re feeling or playing. Sometimes they like to get on a tournament course beforehand, sometimes they don’t. Even for the best in the world, peaking for a major is more art than science — that’s why they’re so hard to win.

Yes, experience at Augusta National is likely a plus. But at this point in McIlroy’s career — Saturday was his 65th tournament round here — it would be hard to say he’s gaining significantly more information by playing a handful of practice rounds in non-tournament conditions than he would have otherwise.

Whether players should have access to a course before a major week is an interesting question. But it would be impossible to tell any course what their rules should be regarding access for the pros.

Augusta National is a private club. It can do what it wants. Likewise, the U.S. Open is periodically played at Pebble Beach — a public course anyone can play for about $700. Does it really make sense to forbid a player from practicing there if that’s how they choose to spend their time?

At the end of the day, McIlroy’s biggest advantage this week wasn’t the ability to practice at Augusta National. It’s that he’s Rory McIlroy — one of the most gifted golfers of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814777)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: ruby rough-skinned trailer park

https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/kevin-kisner-dispels-myth-rory-160053039.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAALth-cbJqae-Jll0xd-yqBZCMuDqaWOLaEBqGxjrCVV2BPx8e7PbEASbZtaJdeOZEpW0kQt23rxEZAuBoqiD7kCZUQa9I96jFjCxHTFpvoKPvbisY_5iOaOjb-6bsOLIAZCqBxuyX4APLmRpoLEOP6viBOvPyIynJmnm0v8fs-1R

Kevin Kisner dispels myth that Rory McIlroy had unfair Masters advantage: 'Dumbest argument I've seen in my life'

In golf, you can't win 'em all, and you can't win 'em all over. Rory McIlroy certainly knows this as well as anyone. For every major victory like what we saw on Sunday at the Masters, there's a major heartbreak in his illustrious career. And despite being a media darling and fan favorite for the most part, he certainly has his detractors out there.

That came up in a weird way this past week following McIlroy's comments about his preparation for this year's Masters. The 36-year-old said that in the leadup to the tournament, he had some quick trips to Augusta National.

"I did a couple of days where I dropped [daughter] Poppy to school, flew up here, played, landed back home and had dinner with Poppy and [wife] Erica," McIlroy said on Friday after taking a record six-shot lead through 36 holes.

But while you'd expect a comment like that to get environmentalists up and arms over McIlroy's (private) jetsetting, it led to more people complaining that McIlroy had an unfair advantage because he had such great access to the course leading up to the event. There's just one problem with that: Everyone who gets an invitation is able to schedule practice rounds well ahead of the tournament.

Kevin Kisner certainly knows that as an eight-time Masters participant. And on the latest episode of Barstool's Foreplay podcast, the four-time PGA Tour winner and NBC golf analyst called that take "the dumbest argument I've ever seen in my life." Here's Kisner's full thoughts on the matter:

Kisner acknowledges that as a defending champ, McIlroy might be able to come and go more as he pleases—and having a private jet is always an advantage—but that everyone has plenty of chances to play practice rounds there. And that he himself would play "probably 10 times a year leading up to the Masters." It helps that he lives in nearby Aiken, but that's a lot!

So there you have it. Spread the word to all the casual golf fans out there that Rory McIlroy won the 2026 Masters fair and square.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814781)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Crawly den cuckoldry

It was incredibly jewish of him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814817)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: cerebral insane menage personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814884)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Laughsome pale site jew

obviously its a huge advantage for any masters winner/augusta member lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814841)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Maize motley faggotry

I don't think Augusta even lets their members play all that much. you'd prob get a nice talking to if you wanted to play by yourself 5x per week for a few months.

they're a business with a very well established brand run by very successful business ppl. they obviously want the 'right' people to win the masters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814944)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: ruby rough-skinned trailer park

everyone in the field is permitted to come practice as much as they want, rory just chose to actually do it instead of focusing on the Buc-ee's Invitational or the Astroglide Match Play like the rest of these chuds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814950)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Maize motley faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814952)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring church

Should be limited to a small number of practice rounds. 2 or 3. Any more and it's unfair to the guys lower on the money list and, more broadly, unfair to the entire field because it destroys the spirit of the competition. The difficulty of the course is what makes the Masters special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814974)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: Maize motley faggotry

go back to china

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49815050)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Big New Version Gas Station

its my understanding that these guys can play with a member, and there are always members wanting to join guys like Rory.

My question is - is a guy like Rory allowed to "practice" at the course the way these guys do - that is, practice the same shot 1000 times (or even 50 times) from the same place? I would imagine they don't allow that, and would just make him play normally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49815014)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: hyperactive very tactful temple

this British Rory is even uglier

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rory_Stewart#/media/File:Rory_Stewart_2023_(cropped).jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rory_Stewart#/media/File:Rory_Stewart_MP_(cropped).jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rory_Stewart#/media/File:Official_portrait_of_Rory_Stewart_crop_2.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814947)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle space pisswyrm

Does this guy not wear sunscreen ever? Obviously gray hair doesn’t help.

He really should have been looksmaxxing. He wasn’t attractive before but now it’s brutal and probably costs him sponsorships. Who wants an oldcel selling their products?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814968)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring church

Agree that practice rounds should be limited. You shouldn't just superstudy your way to Majors, IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856554&forum_id=2...#49814970)