\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

BAM! Ever Active Xo Poaster is Transported to Athens circa 300BC

By active I mean 5 poasts per week on average. Today at 12;...
appetizing tan stage potus
  01/31/14
I become apoplectic when I cannot poast from my phone
angry cuckoldry
  01/31/14
...
Erotic Trailer Park
  05/06/14
I curse the uselessness of my wireless mouse, and the fact t...
Stirring Wrinkle
  10/07/14
...
appetizing tan stage potus
  10/10/14
...
Medicated infuriating trump supporter
  03/31/15
Would just calmly say... NO BRO! I'm Greek, brah! I'd give t...
gold mood church building
  11/05/14
The citizenry is perplexed by this group of slanty-eyed guys...
contagious effete kitchen
  01/31/14
Imagine Halford being executed by a massive Greek semi nude ...
titillating station
  01/31/14
lol
Red bearded son of senegal
  01/31/14
lol, ty
olive puppy
  01/31/14
loling in my office
Hairless hell
  02/26/14
...
Medicated infuriating trump supporter
  03/31/15
...
Federal Whorehouse Newt
  03/31/15
lmao.
provocative double fault house
  01/31/14
...
appetizing tan stage potus
  05/17/14
There would be enough of us that we could pretend to be some...
Sinister maniacal milk striped hyena
  01/31/14
LMFAO @ the "great communicators" part. Yeah I'm ...
milky parlour round eye
  01/31/14
"lawyers are great communicators" LOLOLOLOLLLLLLL...
provocative double fault house
  01/31/14
180, but at you
Supple sadistic famous landscape painting
  02/26/14
"They're not 180ing with you, they're 180ing at you&quo...
startling frozen forum
  10/07/14
lol ty
fragrant clear lettuce halford
  11/05/14
Within 500 years, the world would surpass the level of techn...
balding love of her life water buffalo
  01/31/14
Would they have enough science to do anything with our smart...
seedy stain
  01/31/14
they wouldn't execute you, they would assume Zeus sent you o...
orange university
  01/31/14
I am a high ranking scout in the army by morning. My knowled...
cruel-hearted bright heaven regret
  01/31/14
How different is Greek from Ancient Greek?
shimmering slap-happy liquid oxygen
  01/31/14
My bad I know the Ancient Greek alphabet. Whichever one Parm...
cruel-hearted bright heaven regret
  01/31/14
...
appetizing tan stage potus
  03/31/15
We'd all die of disease and find the living conditions unbea...
orange university
  01/31/14
they would die from our diseases as well. i've been in Beiji...
Diverse flesh stock car old irish cottage
  01/31/14
I guess I'd be raped and then die from disease
Primrose fanboi roommate
  01/31/14
More likely never get laid again as xo posters go crazy at t...
Multi-colored Sooty Ticket Booth
  02/06/14
this would be 180 lets do this
stimulating mauve gas station
  01/31/14
The smell would start to drive you insane within a day, and ...
Primrose fanboi roommate
  01/31/14
lol. I haven't been to a doctor since eighth grade. You have...
Odious Candlestick Maker Mad Cow Disease
  10/17/14
I've blocked off my Outlook calendar after 2, except for a 3...
Red bearded son of senegal
  01/31/14
ty
stimulating mauve gas station
  01/31/14
...
Violet Abode Dog Poop
  01/31/14
...
stimulating mauve gas station
  02/26/14
...
appetizing tan stage potus
  05/06/14
...
Free-loading bull headed deer antler
  10/07/14
...
Amethyst hideous institution
  03/31/15
...
Medicated infuriating trump supporter
  03/31/15
...
Shaky bistre factory reset button plaza
  02/03/16
*prints off schematic for henry repeating rifle* All righ...
Fuchsia Business Firm
  01/31/14
...
stimulating mauve gas station
  01/31/14
...
Fuchsia Business Firm
  01/31/14
Boooom is immediately considered a philosopher as he wails &...
Fuchsia Business Firm
  01/31/14
history will remember him as the GOATUS POTUS of Greek Antiq...
provocative double fault house
  01/31/14
"GLADIATORIAL GAMES ARE A SCAM" he bellows.
Fuchsia Business Firm
  01/31/14
lol
stimulating mauve gas station
  01/31/14
...
titillating station
  01/31/14
...
Spruce curious step-uncle's house
  01/31/14
"As he saw the aura of great wisdom envelope Athens and...
provocative double fault house
  01/31/14
lol idiot, they didn't have gladiators in ancient greece.
Aphrodisiac doctorate
  01/31/14
don't fight the hypo
provocative double fault house
  01/31/14
hypo is ancient greece, not gladiators
Aphrodisiac doctorate
  01/31/14
(xo poast...
Abusive 180 Half-breed Sandwich
  06/13/14
greeks watched on ESPN
Odious Candlestick Maker Mad Cow Disease
  10/17/14
"While countless bad things exist across Greece, nothin...
Brass Pisswyrm
  02/26/14
...
Fuchsia Business Firm
  05/06/14
...
Fuchsia Business Firm
  10/07/14
...
french weed whacker genital piercing
  03/31/15
"i want to be mauled to death by a tiger live in the ci...
Vivacious Philosopher-king Senate
  03/31/15
CRIMINALLY underrated.
french weed whacker genital piercing
  03/31/15
even if we can't speak greek, we can make a correspondence t...
Maroon Godawful Brunch Degenerate
  01/31/14
lol at lawlyers knowing how to extract penicillin or make gu...
Aphrodisiac doctorate
  01/31/14
lol at you thinking this is still a law board faggot. get th...
Maroon Godawful Brunch Degenerate
  01/31/14
Me and diesel'd be having gay butthole orgies with the local...
cruel-hearted bright heaven regret
  01/31/14
...
provocative double fault house
  01/31/14
...
judgmental set
  01/31/14
...
stimulating mauve gas station
  01/31/14
...
Amethyst hideous institution
  01/31/14
...
Maroon Godawful Brunch Degenerate
  01/31/14
...
stimulating mauve gas station
  02/05/14
...
bonkers becky
  02/05/14
...
stimulating mauve gas station
  02/05/14
there was nothing 'gay' about greek butthole orgies, bro
Bateful up-to-no-good coffee pot
  02/05/14
...
stimulating mauve gas station
  02/05/14
...
Free-loading bull headed deer antler
  02/08/14
...
stimulating mauve gas station
  02/08/14
...
stimulating mauve gas station
  02/08/14
jfc we're all done here.
big-titted kink-friendly travel guidebook school cafeteria
  02/26/14
...
stimulating mauve gas station
  02/26/14
180
Red bearded son of senegal
  05/06/14
...
Free-loading bull headed deer antler
  06/13/14
...
Free-loading bull headed deer antler
  10/07/14
moderately overrated.
startling frozen forum
  10/07/14
...
blathering national jap
  10/07/14
...
boyish sticky foreskin boiling water
  10/17/14
...
Free-loading bull headed deer antler
  11/05/14
*Swipes right*
Amethyst hideous institution
  03/31/15
...
appetizing tan stage potus
  09/11/15
...
boyish sticky foreskin boiling water
  02/03/16
...
.,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,
  02/24/26
The entire poasting community cheers as gay sex with young b...
Rusted rough-skinned idea he suggested
  01/31/14
...
Spruce curious step-uncle's house
  01/31/14
...
Abusive 180 Half-breed Sandwich
  06/13/14
Thankfully I'm carrying today. So they'd be scared shitless ...
Electric chartreuse hunting ground
  01/31/14
One shot into the air and you'd basically be treated as a go...
Rusted rough-skinned idea he suggested
  01/31/14
BOW BEFOR ME AND PRAY THAT MY MERCIFUL BULLET MIGHT YET DESC...
Amethyst hideous institution
  01/31/14
I would totally be your manservant in ancient greece.
Rusted rough-skinned idea he suggested
  01/31/14
They'd just send out some cyclops to kill you and then we'd ...
cruel-hearted bright heaven regret
  01/31/14
...
provocative double fault house
  01/31/14
...but after he sneezed they would murder him
vengeful ladyboy
  11/04/15
We could probably figure out primitive gunpowder. Isn't it ...
balding love of her life water buffalo
  01/31/14
Modern archaeologists would write volumes on the significanc...
Geriatric embarrassed to the bone preventive strike kitty cat
  01/31/14
lol
balding love of her life water buffalo
  01/31/14
...
stimulating mauve gas station
  01/31/14
...
appetizing tan stage potus
  02/26/14
...
Henna nursing home boistinker
  02/05/14
...
Scarlet Fighting Office International Law Enforcement Agency
  02/06/14
180
Ivory Ceo
  02/06/14
...
Cowardly therapy
  11/05/14
...
Fuchsia Business Firm
  02/17/14
best thread I've read in awhile
Hairless hell
  02/26/14
it's sad that i don't think i could advance mathematics past...
Coral Excitant Piazza Really Tough Guy
  05/06/14
(shitlawyer who didnt take AP The Calculus in high school
Erotic Trailer Park
  05/06/14
proving all of "modern" math would be the hard par...
Lascivious Costumed Ratface
  05/06/14
Proofs yeah maybe...but I could probably derive a fair amoun...
unhinged crawly alpha
  05/06/14
maths proof*
Erotic Trailer Park
  03/31/15
math poofs*
ocher razzle-dazzle public bath
  03/31/15
In 2500 years, archaeologists find grotesque statues of musc...
fishy depressive reading party
  05/17/14
...
Carnelian elite menage
  05/17/14
Most would sit around all day and complain about random topi...
Exciting indirect expression
  05/17/14
Count me in with the Delphic druggies then
Translucent charismatic native
  05/17/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast.
french weed whacker genital piercing
  03/31/15
Semi-srs response: -A good number of us would die from va...
carmine church affirmative action
  05/17/14
Your last point would make it all worth it.
Exciting indirect expression
  05/17/14
...
french weed whacker genital piercing
  03/31/15
Ty
startling frozen forum
  05/17/14
180
Translucent charismatic native
  05/17/14
...
Free-loading bull headed deer antler
  06/13/14
ty for this much appreciated bump.
carmine church affirmative action
  06/13/14
...
Odious Candlestick Maker Mad Cow Disease
  10/17/14
...
Free-loading bull headed deer antler
  10/17/14
...
Cerebral pea-brained haunted graveyard bawdyhouse
  10/17/14
lol
Amethyst hideous institution
  03/31/15
180000000000000000
french weed whacker genital piercing
  03/31/15
A. I'm so sick of these dumb hypos, no one else is going to ...
Flirting rose casino clown
  10/07/14
I'd totally invent airplanes and the Archimedes principle.
vermilion mind-boggling hospital
  10/07/14
as i materialize in 300bc i turn around and see one other lo...
Snowy Harsh Indian Lodge Sound Barrier
  10/07/14
...
boyish sticky foreskin boiling water
  10/17/14
...
Lake comical corn cake
  11/05/14
...
Erotic Trailer Park
  03/31/15
...
Exhilarant yellow roast beef dysfunction
  11/06/15
...
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  02/24/26
Hard to think of any real actionable knowledge. I'd build a ...
crystalline karate prole
  10/17/14
No Turks in that region until hundreds of years later.
ocher razzle-dazzle public bath
  09/11/15
:(
crystalline karate prole
  02/03/16
i'd prolly chill at the agora and sip some soo cr wine with ...
glittery principal's office
  10/17/14
We'd all fuck each other's asses, as was customary at the ti...
Drab shivering meetinghouse electric furnace
  03/31/15
lol
Shaky bistre factory reset button plaza
  02/03/16
this was a golden era of nude bodybuilding. first thing i'd ...
Copper vibrant school mental disorder
  03/31/15
...
plum multi-billionaire
  11/04/15
...
vermilion mind-boggling hospital
  11/04/15
We would create an Academy-like open-aired school in which w...
Exhilarant yellow roast beef dysfunction
  11/04/15
...
very tactful maize lay
  07/22/21
...
.,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,
  02/24/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: appetizing tan stage potus

By active I mean 5 poasts per week on average. Today at 12;37 EST all active XO poasters are instantly transported to the same forested hillside several miles from the outskirts of ancient Athens. Everyone has on what he/she is wearing and whatever was in your pockets or your hands at the time of transport. What is the most likely result of this strange event?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930901)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: angry cuckoldry

I become apoplectic when I cannot poast from my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931484)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Erotic Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25512167)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:53 PM
Author: Stirring Wrinkle

I curse the uselessness of my wireless mouse, and the fact that my phone was on the desk instead of in my pocket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26474648)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: appetizing tan stage potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26493563)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Medicated infuriating trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27588580)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 5th, 2014 11:41 PM
Author: gold mood church building

Would just calmly say... NO BRO! I'm Greek, brah! I'd give them the secret grip... and wink as I say... it's for life!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26658065)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: contagious effete kitchen

The citizenry is perplexed by this group of slanty-eyed guys in weird clothes who don't speak Greek and executes us all before nightfall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930910)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: titillating station

Imagine Halford being executed by a massive Greek semi nude musclestud... "Noo! I'm one of you! I like your cock! Fuck clothmos right!" *CHOP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930914)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: Red bearded son of senegal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930918)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: olive puppy

lol, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931204)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Hairless hell

loling in my office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25092349)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Medicated infuriating trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27588583)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Federal Whorehouse Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27588950)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: provocative double fault house

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930979)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: appetizing tan stage potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25579337)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Sinister maniacal milk striped hyena

There would be enough of us that we could pretend to be some roaming hill people. Furthermore everyone knows lawyers are great communicators, we could probably get in good with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931002)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: milky parlour round eye

LMFAO @ the "great communicators" part. Yeah I'm sure they'd love this group of aspie weirdo foreigners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931461)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: provocative double fault house

"lawyers are great communicators"

LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931494)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: Supple sadistic famous landscape painting

180, but at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25092270)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: startling frozen forum

"They're not 180ing with you, they're 180ing at you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26474438)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 5th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: fragrant clear lettuce halford

lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26658063)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: balding love of her life water buffalo

Within 500 years, the world would surpass the level of technology in this world's 2014. Aside from technology, other scholarship would flourish as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930943)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: seedy stain

Would they have enough science to do anything with our smartphones after executing us?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930975)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: orange university

they wouldn't execute you, they would assume Zeus sent you or assumed your form for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930986)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:36 AM
Author: cruel-hearted bright heaven regret

I am a high ranking scout in the army by morning. My knowledge of and ability to intermingle with eastern peoples proving invaluable. Similarly my memorization of the Greek alphabet puts in the top .01% intelligence of all citizens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930995)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: shimmering slap-happy liquid oxygen

How different is Greek from Ancient Greek?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931498)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: cruel-hearted bright heaven regret

My bad I know the Ancient Greek alphabet. Whichever one Parmenides wrote in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931633)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: appetizing tan stage potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27587602)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: orange university

We'd all die of disease and find the living conditions unbearable, but the Athenians would think we were sent by the gods or gods ourselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930982)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Diverse flesh stock car old irish cottage

they would die from our diseases as well. i've been in Beijing, Shanghai, rural China, Taipei, Bangkok, Pattaya, Tokyo etc. and tons of airports all within the last couple of years or so mixing germs with people all the while. the number of people i've mixed germs with is probably as great as europe's population in 300 BC. i'd say we'd wipe them out unintentionally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931632)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Primrose fanboi roommate

I guess I'd be raped and then die from disease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930999)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Multi-colored Sooty Ticket Booth

More likely never get laid again as xo posters go crazy at the freedom to fuck young boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24965155)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: stimulating mauve gas station

this would be 180 lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931007)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: Primrose fanboi roommate

The smell would start to drive you insane within a day, and so would the lack of modern plumbing. You would have no access to medicine, and if your immune system is vulnerable to some bug from that period you would just die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931010)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Odious Candlestick Maker Mad Cow Disease

lol. I haven't been to a doctor since eighth grade. You have never pissed on the side of a highway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26535943)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: Red bearded son of senegal

I've blocked off my Outlook calendar after 2, except for a 30 minute call at 4, so I'll have to come back for a little bit but then I am free. Until Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931011)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: stimulating mauve gas station

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931209)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Violet Abode Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24932215)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: stimulating mauve gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25092417)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: appetizing tan stage potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25511987)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Free-loading bull headed deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26474346)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Amethyst hideous institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27587622)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Medicated infuriating trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27588590)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Shaky bistre factory reset button plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#29746639)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:10 PM
Author: Fuchsia Business Firm

*prints off schematic for henry repeating rifle*

All right bros lets head out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931180)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: stimulating mauve gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931213)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Fuchsia Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931227)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Fuchsia Business Firm

Boooom is immediately considered a philosopher as he wails "WE CAN MAKE IT" in the outside of the senate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931269)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: provocative double fault house

history will remember him as the GOATUS POTUS of Greek Antiquity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931295)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: Fuchsia Business Firm

"GLADIATORIAL GAMES ARE A SCAM" he bellows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931456)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: stimulating mauve gas station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931466)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: titillating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931468)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Spruce curious step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931476)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:03 PM
Author: provocative double fault house

"As he saw the aura of great wisdom envelope Athens and even Sparta with his golden words... that is when he began his magnum opus, The Republic..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931487)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac doctorate

lol idiot, they didn't have gladiators in ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931508)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: provocative double fault house

don't fight the hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931524)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac doctorate

hypo is ancient greece, not gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931605)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Abusive 180 Half-breed Sandwich

(xo poast...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25743638)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: Odious Candlestick Maker Mad Cow Disease

greeks watched on ESPN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26535954)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Brass Pisswyrm

"While countless bad things exist across Greece, nothing is worse than athletic competition. Firstly they do not know how to live well nor would they be able to do so; for how could a man who is a slave of his jaw and weaker than his belly acquire prosperity beyond his father? Additionally they are not capable of working for a living and making the best of fortune, because they have not learnt good customs and hence change with difficulty when facing a lack of resources. They are illustrious in their youth and go back and forth as statutes of the city. But when bitter old age falls upon them, their humble cloaks are no more through a loss of thread. Also, I blame the custom of the Greeks, who gather together for these men and honour useless pleasures for the sake of a feast. Who by wrestling well or being swift footed or by punching a jaw finely aided his paternal city through the winning of a crown? Will they fight the enemy in their hands or repel them from the fatherland by striking between the shields with their hands? In this no one is silly when standing before the spear. Wise and good men must be wreathed with leaves, along with him who, being a moderate and just man, leads his city very finely and the man who puts away bad deeds with words and diminishes battles and civil wars, for such things are fine both for every city and every one of the Greeks."

- Bbooooooooomripides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25092403)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: Fuchsia Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25512211)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Fuchsia Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26474621)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: french weed whacker genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27589557)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Vivacious Philosopher-king Senate

"i want to be mauled to death by a tiger live in the city square"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27587641)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: french weed whacker genital piercing

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27589466)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Maroon Godawful Brunch Degenerate

even if we can't speak greek, we can make a correspondence to our letters and greek, and after time, would be able to communicate crudely. since there are many SCHOLARS here we know about plato, aristotle, the presocratics and homer, we would be impress them with what we knew. after we got past the language barrier somewhat, we could teach them important things like penicillin, gunpowder, how to make electricity from turbines, improved smelting techniques. we could teach them Newtonian physics, basic biology and chemistry, we could tech them about basic algebra and calculus. assuming we didn't get die, within a year, we'd be considered gods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931491)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac doctorate

lol at lawlyers knowing how to extract penicillin or make gunpowder, or generate electricity, or smelt, or do anything but queef all day about serial commas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931518)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Maroon Godawful Brunch Degenerate

lol at you thinking this is still a law board faggot. get that fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931522)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: cruel-hearted bright heaven regret

Me and diesel'd be having gay butthole orgies with the local homofags within like twenty minutes. Then we would create a crude form of grindr by etching personals on a wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931597)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: provocative double fault house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931609)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: judgmental set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931763)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: stimulating mauve gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931769)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Amethyst hideous institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931799)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Maroon Godawful Brunch Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931962)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: stimulating mauve gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24964849)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: bonkers becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24964863)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: stimulating mauve gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24964867)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Bateful up-to-no-good coffee pot

there was nothing 'gay' about greek butthole orgies, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24964883)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: stimulating mauve gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24965055)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 8th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Free-loading bull headed deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24980787)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 8th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: stimulating mauve gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24980803)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 8th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: stimulating mauve gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24980825)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: big-titted kink-friendly travel guidebook school cafeteria

jfc we're all done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25092176)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: stimulating mauve gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25092410)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: Red bearded son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25512299)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Free-loading bull headed deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25743612)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:00 PM
Author: Free-loading bull headed deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26474330)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:16 PM
Author: startling frozen forum

moderately overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26474442)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: blathering national jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26474616)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: boyish sticky foreskin boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26535858)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 5th, 2014 8:46 PM
Author: Free-loading bull headed deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26656645)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Amethyst hideous institution

*Swipes right*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27587627)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 11th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: appetizing tan stage potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#28734625)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 3rd, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: boyish sticky foreskin boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#29746405)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 24th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#49693024)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Rusted rough-skinned idea he suggested

The entire poasting community cheers as gay sex with young boys is now socially acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931774)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Spruce curious step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931785)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Abusive 180 Half-breed Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25743643)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Electric chartreuse hunting ground

Thankfully I'm carrying today. So they'd be scared shitless by my pistol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931793)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Rusted rough-skinned idea he suggested

One shot into the air and you'd basically be treated as a god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931804)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Amethyst hideous institution

BOW BEFOR ME AND PRAY THAT MY MERCIFUL BULLET MIGHT YET DESCEND FROM THE SKIES AND PIERCE THY CRANIUM!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931812)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Rusted rough-skinned idea he suggested

I would totally be your manservant in ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931819)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: cruel-hearted bright heaven regret

They'd just send out some cyclops to kill you and then we'd all have a homosexual bacchanal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931818)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: provocative double fault house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24932124)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: vengeful ladyboy

...but after he sneezed they would murder him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#29111772)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: balding love of her life water buffalo

We could probably figure out primitive gunpowder. Isn't it just saltpeter and piss? I don't know what saltpeter is or where to get it, but we can ask some Greek dood. Make some primitive arms and conquer the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931865)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: Geriatric embarrassed to the bone preventive strike kitty cat

Modern archaeologists would write volumes on the significance of the cryptic message carved into over 850 monuments, cave walls, and cliff sides all across Greece that date to between 300 and 280 BC:

DIESELNOJERBPWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24932039)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: balding love of her life water buffalo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24932195)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 2:57 PM
Author: stimulating mauve gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24932294)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: appetizing tan stage potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25092159)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: Henna nursing home boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24965051)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Scarlet Fighting Office International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24965130)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: Ivory Ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24965158)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 5th, 2014 11:50 PM
Author: Cowardly therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26658096)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 17th, 2014 7:30 AM
Author: Fuchsia Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25033828)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Hairless hell

best thread I've read in awhile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25092356)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Coral Excitant Piazza Really Tough Guy

it's sad that i don't think i could advance mathematics past euclid at all.

but i think you write down general thoughts about what you know about history and modern tech that would sow seeds of inspiration that would advance science by 500 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25512103)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 12:41 PM
Author: Erotic Trailer Park

(shitlawyer who didnt take AP The Calculus in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25512182)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Lascivious Costumed Ratface

proving all of "modern" math would be the hard part. showing a bunch of dudes in togas the concept of limits/derivatives or whatnot would be easy until thrasymachus decides to go alpha on your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25512258)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: unhinged crawly alpha

Proofs yeah maybe...but I could probably derive a fair amount.

And they'd be able to help you out once they saw the end point.

I also was apparently one of the top undergrads in math proofs at my T14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25512293)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Erotic Trailer Park

maths proof*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27587639)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: ocher razzle-dazzle public bath

math poofs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27588866)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: fishy depressive reading party

In 2500 years, archaeologists find grotesque statues of muscled men with 20-inch penises

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25579475)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: Carnelian elite menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25579487)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: Exciting indirect expression

Most would sit around all day and complain about random topics, all while unable to find employment ... same as here.

The azns would be NOWAGed ... same as here.

lisa rowe, bluesmoke, and the rest of the drug addicts would start walking to Delphi to breath in the gasses and become oracles. They would say the same things there they currently say here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25579488)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Translucent charismatic native

Count me in with the Delphic druggies then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25580472)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: french weed whacker genital piercing

CRIMINALLY underrated poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27589485)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: carmine church affirmative action

Semi-srs response:

-A good number of us would die from various ailments, but not all. Adults are generally pretty sturdy against disease and we generally have okay immune systems since we all got sick (we just had treatments and didn't die). We're vaccinated against many ailments.

-We would have a lot of initial difficulties communicating in Greek, but at least some of us could start rudimentary communications and eventually become fluent. It helps that this being ancient times the needed language is a great deal simpler.

-Being both moderns and mostly poli-sci shitheads we would struggle to help science advance in terms of INTELLECTUAL HORSEPOWER, but we could still do a great deal simply by explaining what is common knowledge in the future. Even rudimentary HS and college knowledge would enable huge advances in:

Medicine: Germ theory, what body systems do

Physics: Atomic theory, basic Newtonian physics as well as relativity

Chemistry: Elements and the idea of chemical reactions. We could potentially help create basic but influential compounds like gunpowder.

Biology: Cells, genetics, evolution, ecology

Astronomy: Basically everything

Geography: A far more accurate world map even if we're stuck trying to hash it out on paper or something. If we have a map with us, so much the better.

Economics: Concepts like inflation, supply and demand, price bubbles, joint stock companies, banking, etc.

Engineering: Some simple machines could potentially be pushed along by simply explaining the end result. Maybe even a steam engine would be possible.

Military tech: The stirrup would be a big one, if nothing else. If we're pre-Philip, so would the sarissa and pike phalanxes. EDIT: Just noticed this is in 300 BC, so Philip's stuff would have already happened. Ignore that.

...and so forth.

-Benzo would give lots of people HIV, which would be pretty goddamn crippling and likely lead to a huge crackdown on homosexuality as practice cursed by God (this being XO, we would probably end up encouraging this belief).

-We would blame our return to the past on "shitlibs" who destroyed the future, and would describe their beliefs and how they ruined the world. This would ensure shitlibs are never allowed to rise again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25579568)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 10:48 AM
Author: Exciting indirect expression

Your last point would make it all worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25579574)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: french weed whacker genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27589496)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: startling frozen forum

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25579613)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Translucent charismatic native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25580663)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Free-loading bull headed deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25743629)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: carmine church affirmative action

ty for this much appreciated bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25743732)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Odious Candlestick Maker Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26535973)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Free-loading bull headed deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26536031)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Cerebral pea-brained haunted graveyard bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26536127)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Amethyst hideous institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27587632)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: french weed whacker genital piercing

180000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27589500)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Flirting rose casino clown

A. I'm so sick of these dumb hypos, no one else is going to get a movie deal from thinking of these silly scenarios

B. /smudge is worshipped as lord and bondsman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26474356)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: vermilion mind-boggling hospital

I'd totally invent airplanes and the Archimedes principle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26474375)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: Snowy Harsh Indian Lodge Sound Barrier

as i materialize in 300bc i turn around and see one other lone soul standing next to me.

"To be fair," he lisps...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26475240)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: boyish sticky foreskin boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26535871)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 5th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Lake comical corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26658058)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: Erotic Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27587651)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 6th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Exhilarant yellow roast beef dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#29121927)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 24th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#49693037)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: crystalline karate prole

Hard to think of any real actionable knowledge. I'd build a printing press and advance civilization hundreds of years. Make soap (if I can remember), try to build a bicycle, click up w other xo posters and form the xo secret society. Introduce the plough and compost to grow olives and grapes. Impregnate as many Greek and Turk girls as I can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26536084)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 11th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: ocher razzle-dazzle public bath

No Turks in that region until hundreds of years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#28734647)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: crystalline karate prole

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#29746556)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: glittery principal's office

i'd prolly chill at the agora and sip some soo cr wine with THEMISTOCLES and dem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26536089)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Drab shivering meetinghouse electric furnace

We'd all fuck each other's asses, as was customary at the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27587612)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Shaky bistre factory reset button plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#29746735)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Copper vibrant school mental disorder

this was a golden era of nude bodybuilding. first thing i'd do is find one of the famous ancient gyms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27588596)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: plum multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#29111696)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: vermilion mind-boggling hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#29113614)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: Exhilarant yellow roast beef dysfunction

We would create an Academy-like open-aired school in which we sat around and discussed topics like how much to tip for bridal dowries, exit options for BigSophistry, *the* best flat bread in the peloponnese, the FEAR after a wine-soaked weekend, whether a new Macedonian king will "make Athens great again," shit-platonists, and responding to flame about whether some poaster actually slept with an Egyptian princess (and then going "oh shit!" and freaking out when he produces a hieroglyphics message with the imperial seal responding flirtatiously to his lick message).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#29113871)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: very tactful maize lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#42823365)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#49693008)